Nikolaj Zbikowski (Zibbs)

George Carlin - Life is Worth Losing Unrated

"These ideas come floating into my head. Just floatin' right in, unbidden... I'm not asking for these things. I'm a vessel. I'm a mere vessel. In come these thoughts... And some of them are a little offbeat; I'm gonna grant ya that... I was thinking about these younger women who got buried today. Did you ever think about them? PROBABLY NOT. But I was thinking about these younger women who died, three or four days ago, got buried today. And some of them had a bad heart, ya know? Some of them had a bad kidney. But a lot of them had perfectly good pussies! Good pussies, nice tits, reasonably tight assholes, going to waste!... In the ground!... It just SEEMS a SHAME to ME... That some fine, young pussy should be rotting away six feet under. Because you'd think, YOU WOULD THINK, in this era, that if you can donate a heart... ... ... ..."



Probably the most bitter and dark HBO special in George Carlin's arsenal... It is so very, very depressing to watch and listen to... yet so very, very comforting to have someone else validate many of my misanthropic views.



"Ya know the best thing about Necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers... usually, they're already there."

George Carlin... It's Bad for Ya! Unrated

Out of all the material he's done throughout his life, I find myself referencing bits from this performance the most... Probably because it's the most recent one, but also because I relate to most of its material.


"Rights aren't Rights if someone can take 'em away... They're privileges. That's all we've ever had in this country is a bill of temporary privileges. And if you read the news even badly, you'd know that every year the list gets shorter and shorter and shorter."

Scarface R

"People are gonna hate this movie... but they're also going to love it." - Martin Scorsese Epic Gangster film depicting excessive bloodshed, drugs, and swearing. Filled with Action and Suspense, this film shows the Rise and Fall of the infamous Tony Montana in his vengeful quest for the American Dream. "The Capitalist Dream Gone Bizarre." - Brian DePalma First time viewers may be bored for the first half of the film, but the second half makes up for it. This is a film that grows on you, filled with many layers of plot and character. "All he said was, John, I want you to give me the most beautiful pictures, and I'm gonna put violence inside." - John A. Alonzo Toni Montana is a very 2-Dimensional character (as the cover suggests); he is a very dark, insensitive, angry, little "badguy," but at the same time, he has a hidden good side that only comes out when he's near those he loves most (whom, sadly, seem to be the ones who hurt him the most, inevitably fueling his darker side). "The fuse is always lit, it's just a question of when it goes off." - Andre Sogliuzzo I've noticed that the Rise and Fall of Scarface stems from two key-points in his life. Amazingly, both events consist of him just having a really, really shitty day. "We needed to find those odd things - those twists, those ironies - to give the character some intelligence." - Al Pacino I LOVE watching this movie, EVERY time I sit down to watch it again I always find something I didn't notice before and appreciate all the "In-Between" Mannerisms and Scenes of each character featured; something not found in most Hollywood-style films (i.e., "if it doesn't serve the plot, get rid of it"). "It's like a little ghetto Cinderella story." - Aisha Tyler "You don't have to conform to Society in order to 'make it'." - Mekhi Phifer "Scarface pressed a very specific button that, I don't think, any movie had ever fully captured, and it was that: "The little guy with Huge Ambitions would not be contained." - Andre Sogliuzzo

Team America - World Police R

"Get outta the street ya fuckin' bum! Ya gave up on life, didn't ya!?" This film SHOULD be my favorite movie of all time; it's fucking flawless! Words simply cannot describe my sublime admiration for this work of art. A truly collaborative piece of ardor.