love these films they are my favourites.(THERE NOT IN ANY ORDER)....Haven't came accross dexter or trueblood movies in here...If you have seen the series you will know they are the best shows around.
Will add information from season 1_7 on all FACTS TO NCIS....I HAVE ALL INFORMATION EVEN ON THE ACTORS PLUS ACTRESS...SO I DO KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT IF YOU ARE A NCIS FAN LIKE I AM YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.......
I JUST WANTED TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION ON 27/6/2011
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Differences: NCIS + NCIS: Los Angeles
1/ On NCIS it's easy to see Gibbs is the top dog.In LA, it looks like Callen and Sam Hanna share that spot.
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2/ Instead of being Movie Crazy like Tony,LA's resident triva King Nate is into American culture.
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3/ In predator, Kensi is apparently also a forensic specialist, but she sure doesn't spend all her time in a lab.
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4/The LA base is mobile,while NCIS DC base is fixed.
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5/ In NCIS; Los Angeles,Sam runs so funny, While in NCIS (originals) has actually fit blokes. (not really but yeah Sam runs funny)
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6/ In NCIS, they have no agent missing. In NCIS: Los Angeles Dom is missing and hopes to be found.
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7/ Ziva joins the DC team as the liaison officer from Mossad and Deeks joins the LA team as the liaison officer from LAPD.
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8/ On NCIS:Los Angeles, Erica is assisted by intelligence analyst, Nell Jones in the ops room and is a bit annoyed about it. While on NCIS, Ducky is assisted by Jimmy Palmer in Autopsy and enjoys having him assist in autopsies.
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1/ Callen and Tony both had very difficult childhoods and as a result are very good at becoming someone else undercover.
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2/ Callen and Tony both bounced around before landing at NCIS.
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3/ Macy is somewhat like Jenny x100000. Only blonder, and with longer hair and better clothes
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4/ McGee and Dominic both have huge knowledge bases.
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5/ Sam and Ziva are both kick boxing types
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6/ Both Gibbs and Hetty both strike fear into the teams because they are very good and know when something happens when the others don't.
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7/ Both G and Tony are the the funny ones and G drives Sam crazy like Tony drives McGee crazy.
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8/ Both Kensi and Ziva are strong female characters with many talents.
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9/ Both Eric and McGee are good with computers.
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10/ In NCIS and NCIS: Los Angeles. both teams lost an agent, Kate Was killed by Ari Haswari and Dom was killed by the terrorists that held him hostage by throwing himself in front of Sam to protect him from being shot.
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11/ Marty Deeks joins the team like Ziva as a liaison before becoming an agent.
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Episode #1: "Identity" - Callen returns to duty a month early. Director Vance asks the team to investigate a Naval officer who was kidnapped and killed in a crossfire, fearing that his work on a sensitive project may be compromised.
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Episode #2: "The Only Easy Day" - Sam identifies suspects in an assault turned deadly at a drug dealer's residence as SEALs. Sam takes things a little personally since he's a former SEAL.
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Episode #3: "Predator" - During a Marine Corps training exercise a predator with hellfire missiles is hijacked, resulting in the death a Marine. The team must locate this UAV before it can be used against America.
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Episode #4: "Search and Destroy" - The team is assigned to find a former Marine, Walton Flynn after an Iraqi businessman is murdered. Flynn was assigned by a private firm to protect this man and it is reported that he killed the man.
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Episode #5: "Killshot" - When a man is found dead, the team is assigned to find if anyone else has the classified information he was working on. They discover that a well-known assassin, who has a history with Director Vance, murdered him.
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Episode #6: "Keepin' It Real" - When a Marine falls from a rooftop club, the NCIS team is called in to investigate his death. They discover that he has been living a double life and they look for a motive to his murder.
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Episode #7: "Pushback" - Callen finds out why he was targeted over six months ago, while investigating the death of a young Russian woman.
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Episode #8: "Ambush" - The team investigates the murder of a Marine, while Hetty is away at Senate hearings. This investigation leads them to a militia group and stolen missiles.
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Episode #9: "Random on Purpose" - When a serial killer strikes in Los Angeles, it grabs the attention of Abby Scuito. She travels from Washington, D.C. to give the team a hand, since she has been following this killer for some time.
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Episode #10: "Brimstone" - The team must put their holiday decorations on hold to investigate a Marine's death by his cell phone blowing up. They begin to realize that they need to locate his former unit to protect them from further explosions.
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Episode #11: "Breach" - When a Petty Officer in the linguistic unit in murdered at a strip club, the team is assigned to find out if this is a coincidence or a breach. The investigation finds a connection to Sam and his past. Hetty takes a closer look at the team and how they are handling the pressures of the job.
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Episode #12: "Past Lives" - Callen wants to take on a mission by himself when a parolee he had put in jail is murdered. The team tries to keep track of him from a distance, as he resurrects one of his old aliases.
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Episode #13: "Missing" - As a scheduled staff training session is interrupted by an "Agent needs assistance" page, the team begins assessing the situation and looking for their missing agent.
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Episode #14: "LD50" - When a group of men are killed, wearing Marine uniforms, in a laboratory, the team is assigned to investigate to determine what they were making and how they got the uniforms.
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Episode #15: "The Bank Job" - Agent Kensi Blye is shot at a local bank and the shooters are now holding the rest as hostages.
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Episode #16: "Chinatown" - When a lieutenant commander's death appears to be a suicide, the team is ordered to investigate to determine if the top-secret project he was working on has been compromised. Nate is assigned to partner with Kensi during this operation.
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Episode #17: "Full Throttle" - The team investigates the death of a sailor involved in illegal street racing. The situation becomes more concerning when they realize that he had classified Navy equipment with him.
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Episode #18: "Blood Brothers" - The team investigates the death of a Marine for a possible link between the military and the local gangs.
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Episode #19: "Hand-to-Hand" - Sam is assigned to go undercover as a fighter in a Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) gym while the team is investigating the murder of a Marine.
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#20: "Fame" - The team investigates the murder of a Navy officer in conjunction with the LAPD per Hetty's request. The investigation leads them into the world of Hollywood's elite.
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Episode #21: "Found" - The team finally gets a lead in the ongoing investigation of Dom's kidnapping through a video link.
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Episode #22: "Hunted" - During an Army transfer of prisoner, the terrorist escapes and NCIS is requested to assist in the search for the missing man.
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Episode #23: "Burned" - A security breach results in Callen's cover being blown, forcing him to cut all ties with NCIS.
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Episode #24: "Callen, G" - A woman with knowledge of a long forgotten Middle Eastern fortune earmarked to fund a new war in the Middle East could hold the key to Callen's past.
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Starring: Chris O'Donnell (OSP Special Agent In Charge G. Callen)
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Peter Cambor (OSP Operational Psychologist Nate "Doc" Getz)
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Daniela Ruah (OSP Junior Field Agent Kensi Blye)
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Barrett Foa (OSP Tech Operator Eric Beal)
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Eric Christian Olsen (NCIS / LAPD Liaison Officer Marty Deeks)
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Linda Hunt (OSP Operations Manager Henrietta "Hetty" Lange)
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LL Cool J (OSP Senior Field Agent Sam Hanna)
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Adam Jamal Craig (OSP Junior Field Agent Dominic "Dom" Vail)
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NCIS: Los Angeles season 2 premiere date is Tuesday, September 21, 2010.
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After suffering the loss of one of their own in season 1, what will season 2 bring our fearless NCIS; LA team? Tune in and find out...
The X-Files Love this film." So much diffrent then what you would see on Television Or Cable...If you are a X-File Fan....(The Priest) That is doing the vision that is trying to find the missing woman,Is a know PEDO.Liveing in pedo flats...There is this niddle that is used on animal in russia that was used on these woman,The ending was freaky.With the blood.If you have seen you know what i mean can't give any plot away....loved it still my all time favourite can't get bored with The X-Files...10/10
Even though The x-files did'nt get much of a rate from other people.!!!
This movie is more for a X-File fan then someone who has'nt seen the television series of The X-Files...If you have'nt seen The X-Files before don't get this dvd you would'nt understand the series....Being Honesty...it is better seeing all the series....
Just to name a few...try and get these before watching this ok..____________________ 1)SEASON 1-THE SEARCH BEGINS
)SEASON 2-I WANT TO BELIVE.. )SEASON 3-I HAVE BEEN ON THE BRIDGE THAT SPANS TWO WORLDS... )SEASON 4-EVERYTHING DIES... ) SEASON 5-BUT I'VE SEEN ALIENS I'VE WITNESSED THESE THINGS... )SEASON6-YOU'RE SAYING THAT GIBSON PRAISE IS INFECTED WITH THE VIRUS... )SEASON7-I CAME IN SEARCH OF SOMETHING I DID NOT BELIVE EXISTED.. )SEASON 8-HOW FAR WOULD MULDER GO.?? )SEASON9-YOU CAN MAKE A DEAL...
))THE X-FILES;THE MOVIE..))) ))THE X-FILES:I WANT TO BELIVE ))THE X-FILE:THE UNOPENED FILES )) THE X-FILES:FIGHT THE FUTURE
Excellent Movie.
Fight scene was great,Excellent SONG tO go with it,ITS RAINING MAN.
Bridget Had her birthday party.She couldn't cook,hehe i can relate to her,Need a man to cook hehe,Love the film you can re watch this movie.
Audrey Hepburn (Holly Golightly): He's alright! Aren't you, cat? Poor cat! Poor slob! Poor slob without a name! The way I see it I haven't got the right to give him one. We don't belong to each other. We just took up one day by the river. I don't want to own anything until I find a place where me and things go together. I'm not sure where that is but I know what it is like. It's like Tiffany's.
George Peppard (Paul Varjak): Tiffany's? You mean the jewelry store? Audrey Hepburn (Holly): That's right. I'm just CRAZY about Tiffany's!
Audrey Hepburn (Holly): We're alike, me and cat. A couple of poor nameless slobs.
Sabrina (Hepburn) is a chauffeur's teenage daughter, who longs to live a life of luxury. David (Holden) is the younger of her employer's two sons, and has been married a number of times. Linus (Bogart), the older one, is interested only in the stock market, having no time for women. Sabrina has loved David her whole life, but he "doesn't even know she exists". Trying to rid herself of him, she decides to leave for Paris, where she attends a cooking school. Sabrina returns later, looking like a glamorous woman of the world, and David falls for her.
I don't want to say any more, but I advise everyone to immediately go rent this movie. I promise you that if you are a fan of any of the cast members, enjoy old movies, or have seen the remake, you will thoroughly enjoy this classic.
Audrey Hepburn, William Holden, and Humphrey Bogart give fabulous performances in "Sabrina" (1954).
The best Actress in twilight...(WAIT) ACTRESS Nikki Reed _Played the role _Rosalie- SHE WAS MY ONLY FAVOURITE IN TWILIGHT yeah i know edward and bella might of made the movie come alive,but Rosalie was my favourite in the twilight....NICE LITTLE TEMPER ASWELL.
The new moon book was much better then the movie....The movie sucked from start to finish..Jasper was still cute as always he doesn't say much.......vampires dont sparkle in the daylight .....hehe
....Ending sucked,The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)...will bella marrie edward...Read the books so much better then The Movies.....NOT A TWILIGHT... FAN..................NOT MUCH ACTION WITH THE WOLFS..... VAMPIRES. ARE MUCH BETTER...............
The case alleged contamination of drinking water with hexavalent chromium, also known as chromium(VI), in the southern California town of Hinkley. At the center of the case was a facility called the Hinkley Compressor Station, part of a natural gas pipeline connecting to the San Francisco Bay Area and constructed in 1952. Between 1952 and 1966, PG&E used hexavalent chromium to fight corrosion in the cooling tower. The wastewater dissolved the hexavalent chromium from the cooling towers and was discharged to unlined ponds at the site. Some of the wastewater percolated into the groundwater, affecting an area near the plant approximately two miles long and nearly a mile wide. The case was settled in 1996 for US$333 million, the largest settlement ever paid in a direct action lawsuit in US history.
NCIS: The Seventh Season - The Cases Are Interesting But The Investigators Keep Us Coming Back!..Season seven of NCIS was, quite possibly, the show's best yet. Over the course of the season, characters faced personal challenges that more than rivalled the cases they were working on. Throughout, the writing, performances and direction kept things moving and the audience involved.
Over the course of its seventh season, NCIS was TV's highest-rated scripted series. Not bad for a series that was spun off from a watchable-but-nothing-special series about Navy lawyers [J.A.G.]. As one of many procedurals currently running, NCIS was the first to take the tack that the investigators could be as interesting as the cases they investigated. The result is a show that has both made its own way and influenced other shows [Numb3rs, for one, followed the character/case balancing act]. It also was one of the few to realize that humor enabled its audience to relate to its characters easily - and that heightened tension in more dramatic moments.
Some of the cases Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs' [Mark Harmon] team faced included: the murder of a blogger who had been critical of NCIS; discovering whether team ally and Mossad agent Ziva David [Cote de Pablo] was involved in the death of a marine; tracking down a female assassin who had sparred with Director Vance [Rocky Carroll]; a dead Navy pilot with a jet-pack strapped to his back - Agent Tim McGee's [Sean Murray] first case as lead investigator [he's a jet-pack geek], and a cold case Abby Sciutto [Pauley Perrette] uses to teach a class in Mexico that leads to complications for Gibbs.
It's the personal lives of the characters, though, that held my attention. Watching McGee's enthusiasm as he investigates that jet-pack-related murder [Ignition] reminds us that he's not just the team's computer ace. We learn a great deal about why Agent Tony DiNozzo [Michael Weatherly] is the way he is when we meet his dad, Anthony DiNozzo Senior [Robert Wagner]. If we didn't know enough about Ziva, her decision to apply for U.S. citizenship [in order to become a full-fledged NCIS agent] added yet another layer to her character.
There several poignant moments, too - like the biggest and saddest event in NCIS ME Donald "Ducky" Mallard's [David McCallum] life; the manner in which Gibbs ties into Abby's Mexican cold case, and Gibbs' Christmas visit from his father [Ralph Waite]. The humor is also pretty solid. One of the best instances is a barroom brawl which involves Tony and Ziva, but there are more instances than can be mentioned in even an exhaustive review.
Both in terms of character development and intriguing cases, season seven of NCIS is probably the most consistently excellent season of the series. There are very few moments that feel forced; very few episodes that don't work well. NCIS remains one of the very few series that I must watch in real time after so many years. I think that says a lot about the show.
Features: Two Audio Commentaries [Mark Harmon, director Arvin Brown and writer Gary Glasberg] for Faith; Michael Weatherly and Robert Wagner for Flesh and Blood]; Featurettes: The Future is Now: NCIS Meets The Jet-Pack; Gimme Two Steps: Staging The Bar Fight; Celebrating Episode 150; Cast Roundtable; Lucky Number Seven; Personal Effects; NCIS: A Sound Investment, and Home Sweet Home: Creating The Gibbs House.
Straight to the point...No Carrie did not get married to MR BIG...As he did not turn up...Waste of a wedding dress....
But down the track!!
She married him... Just him and her a lone... With the first out fit she had seen and brought..:) In the op shop was a skirt and jacket etc ...It is wounderful what u can pick up in a op shop (second hand cloth) ok...
You dont have to have a expence wedding..or a church wedding... glitter-graphics.com (There was more to this movie,But want give any plots away... CANT WAIT FOR SEX AND THE CITY 2
A marvelous movie! It's funny, witty and suitable for all age groups. Marilyn Monroe plays another typical "dumb blonde" role as "the girl" once again. But I suppose it was movies like this and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes that gave her the sex-symbol trademark.
The controversial skirt-flying scene on the street subway grate alone makes this movie worth seeing. Marilyn's husband, baseball star Joe DiMaggio, divorced her over this famous scene, because he wanted her all to himslef and couldn't accept that she wanted a career. He was jealous that other men were looking at his wife's legs, and fancying her. You don't really have to be a Monroe fan to like this movie.
This movie has made film history what it is today. It's very famous, and every single minute of it is very enjoyable and extreamly entertaining. There's not much change of setting throughout the movie, and the same problem flows the whole way through, but despite this I rate it a big, fat, juicy 9.5/10.
Not William Inge's best work but BUS STOP offers an astonishingly good performance by Marilyn Monroe as the talentless "chanteuse" who meets up with the green cowboy (Don Murray). Seeing Monroe in this film after seeing her solid and funny work in GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES and HOW TO MARRY A MILLIONNAIRE would leave few doubts that she was a fine actress.
Here she does NOT play the blonde airhead but plays a real character whose not not very educated or worldly. Singing in a dive in Phoenix she gets the attention of Murray, whose in town for the rodeo and has never been off his Montana ranch.
Lots of funny lines and situations, although Murray's character is a bit wearing. Top support from the likes of Eileen Heckart, Arthur O'Connell, Hope Lange, Betty Field, and Robert Bray.
This is definitely Monroe's best performance and she's exceptional in the "Old Black Magic" number. She purposely sings off key and is so awkward she almost falls off the stage as she staggers away after her number. Remarkable. Her performance is filled with little "bits of business" and she's totally adorable
Oh man they don't make movies like this anymore! What a lot of fun this movie is! How great Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell are on screen together! It's a greatly fun filled movie packed with glamor, comedy and terrific music. Everyone should see it at least once.
Marilyn Monroe had the kind of beauty and screen presence where it's just hard to look away. Jane Russell is sassy and fun and the two played off each other wonderfully. And the musical numbers were fresh and upbeat and delightful to watch. Seeing this now is a weird experience because of how much movies have changed since then.
Definitely check it out if you haven't. It's a wonderfully fun, one of a kind, classic.
Where would this world be without men dressing up like women? After witnessing a mob hit, down-and-out musicians Joe (Tony Curtis) and Jerry (Jack Lemmon) do just that in order to escape from being the mob's next victims. Having seen the storyline in previous movies, Some Like it Hot is still one hilarious movie.
Dubbed `the best comedy of the year' when it was first released, the years since haven't taken away any of the wacky and clever humor that Some Like it Hot contains. There is nothing wrong with this movie from what this reviewer could see. The type of humorous antics pulled off, like men in dresses and a budding romance between a millionaire and Lemmon will keep a viewer rolling in their seats for the duration on the film.
Lets talk about chemistry for a moment. Not the kind you kind in the science room, but the kind between two people. Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon had great chemistry together, they were like nitro and glycerin, together they were explosive! They were what made the movie, sure, Marilyn Monroe did a great job with the `dumb blond' role, but it was the men in drag that kept the moving going.
Again, this was a great movie. Great actors and a humorous storyline come together to make Some Like it Hot a treat for the whole family. Definitely living up to `the best comedy of the year' comment it received so many years ago. Some Like it Hot is timeless humor and for that, it receives 10 out of 10 stars
Julia Roberts,Played a great role as bad girl Daisy,She was awesome,Best part was when Dasiy got mad drove the truck back -wards, Then Got out of the truck to the back ,Then dump some buckets of fish SeaWead and a lot of Sea-water,Into the rich kid-Charles (FANCEY-CAR)Because her little sister thought he might be cheating on dasiy with another woman oh well she was Charles sister so funny.it had to do with pizza,Married,onwards,YOU MUST SEE FOR YOUR SELF.
This Star points was more than 5 star......great australia comedy base in sydney....so funny!!!!! _ Away a comedy should be....pretend to be gay to fraud their tax return...never say you are gay in a small country town people talk.
AUSSIE COMEDY
1)fight for your rights
2)fight for your house.
3)go to court
AND HOPE 2 WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The blue collar Kerrigan home is filled with love as well as pride in their modest lifestyle, but their happiness is threatened when developers attempt the compulsory acquisition of their house to expand the neighbouring Melbourne Airport.
The Kerrigan house is built in a largely undeveloped housing tract, on a toxic landfill, beneath powerlines, and directly adjacent to an airport runway. Despite all this, sweet-natured family patriarch Darryl (Michael Caton) believes that he lives in the lap of luxury. Blissfully unaware of his family's lack of style or sophistication, he busies himself by driving a tow truck, racing greyhounds, and constantly adding tacky renovations to the house. The rest of the Kerrigan clan shares and supports his enthusiasm in every way.
One day, a government appraiser arrives to inspect the house. Though he has no wish to sell, Darryl points out all the faults of the house with pride, believing they will add value. The next day, he receives a letter informing him of the compulsory acquisition of his house for the sum of A$70,000. His neighbours all receive similar notices. Believing on common principle that the government cannot evict him unwillingly from his treasured home, Darryl attempts to fight the eviction. Agents from the airport try to bribe and bully the family into giving up, but their actions only stiffen the Kerrigans' resolve. Darryl hires an incompetent lawyer acquaintance, Dennis Denuto (Tiriel Mora), but Dennis' meager argument that the eviction goes against the "vibe" of the Constitution does not go well in court. While awaiting the court's final decision, Darryl makes pleasant small talk with a man whom he meets outside the courthouse, Lawrence Hammill (Bud Tingwell), who has come to watch his son (a barrister) perform in court. The court rejects the family's appeal and gives them two weeks to vacate. The purchase price for the home is scarcely enough to cover a small apartment. Dejected in defeat, the family begins to pack.
A new breath of hope comes with the surprise arrival of Lawrence, who reveals himself as a former Queen's Counsel. Lawrence has taken an interest in the Kerrigans' case and offers to argue before the High Court of Australia on their behalf, pro bono. Lawrence makes a persuasive case that the Kerrigans have the right to just terms of compensation for acquisition of property under Section 51(xxxi) of the Australian Constitution. He closes by paraphrasing Darryl's own comments that his house is more than just a structure of bricks and mortar, but a home built with love and shared memories. The court rules in favor of the Kerrigans, and their case becomes a landmark precedent on the subject. An epilogue shows that the Kerrigans continue to prosper happily, and Lawrence becomes a lasting friend of the family.
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Michael Caton as Darryl Kerrigan, the patriarch of the family
Anne Tenney as Sal Kerrigan, his loving wife
Stephen Curry as Dale Kerrigan, the youngest son and narrator of the film
Anthony Simcoe as Steve Kerrigan, the middle son, an amateur inventor and "ideas man"
Sophie Lee as Tracey Petropoulous (née Kerrigan), the family's only daughter, a newlywed hair dresser
Wayne Hope as Wayne Kerrigan, the black sheep, who is serving time for armed robbery but loves his family regardless
Tiriel Mora as Dennis Denuto, a bumbling small-time lawyer who previously failed to defend Wayne from his charge
Eric Bana as Con Petropoulous, Tracey's new husband, an accountant and amateur kickboxer
Costas Kilias as Farouk, the Kerrigans' neighbor
Charles 'Bud' Tingwell as Lawrence Hammill, a retired lawyer who comes to the Kerrigans' aid
John Flaus as Sgt. Kennedy, a local police officer
Tony Martin as Adam Hammill, Lawrence's son. (Cameo)
Ian Ross appears as himself, a Channel Nine newsreader
Larry Emdur appears as himself, the host of The Price is Right
Brian Dawe as a Lawyer for Air Link
THIS FILM IS MY FAVOURITE FILM AROUND...P.S.I LOVE YOU IS A FANTASTIC ROMANCE AND DEATH OF HER HUSBAND THEN SHE WAS ALONE ETC.....LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS FILM SO VERY MUCH....THIS FILM OVER(THE NOTEBOOK)..ANY OLD DAY... ~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
---DONE THESE QUIZZIE-BUT SOME OF THESE QUIZZIES ARE SO WRONG...MOTHER NAME WAS PLAYED BY KATHY BATES-PATRICA OK....AND IT WAS IN IRELAND NOT SCOTLAND...ITS IRELAND ...LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL BACK GROUND NICE GREEN GRASS ON LAND ...IT IRELAND OK... **100/100
First time i seen a opera musical...christine(Emmy Rossum)She was dressed Very nice all in white,Plus the 2 White horses had white feathers on there heads looked very nice !!!Loved the flower decoration..And the candles and light and the boat with the lamp allso was so romantic..The angle of music was in love with christine..But it was not true love?(The angle of music)you would say he watch over her,'when her father died,Leaveing her a orphan at the age of 7 years old.He did love her for her voice and music.and he did watch over her...But christine was in love with her childhood sweetheart Raoul..They were engagement to get married..But christine didn't want anyone knowning about her engagement..'So she classed it a secret engagement..But the Ghost opera did not aprove of there engagement..christine died and her father goes and vistor hes daughter grave site..Finds the angle of music Red rose(The angle of music)Returns christine neckless and engagement ring...Tied to a red rose with a black ribon,He just want to be forgiven...Because in the end jealous tooked over the love of christine..Plus he did not know what love was.as he live hes life in the opera house,every since he was a little boy.
Excellent(: Romance, Musical & Performing Arts, Comedy-The movie is fantastic-Can't beat a good ABBA SONG,THIS MOVIE great to dance too.A FRASE-What ever happen to our donna.
One of the best musicals in decades. The story by itself even without the songs would have been a great love story, but when you add songs by the Beatles it turns from great to fantastic. ____ Here are all the songs.
The ending was very beauitful but nicole Kidman as Satine has true love..But she can't have the love she has dream of or wanted...As she found out she was dieing....(The ending was so sad) true love that could never be...
Ulla introduces herself as a Swedish actress looking for a part in Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom's production Springtime for Hitler. She is a stereotypical Swedish woman: tall and beautiful with lovely blonde hair. She performs a song she wrote called "When You Got It, Flaunt It". She decided to audition when a "crazy man" (Max) yelled at her the previous day. While the casting isn't to start for quite a while, Max and Leo hire her as their secretary/receptionist. Following the unwanted success of Springtime for Hitler, she and Leo flee to Rio de Janeiro where they marry. Her maiden name is never mentioned, but by the end of the play she is Ulla Inga Hansen-Bensen-Yanson-Tallen-Hallen-Svaden-Swanson Bloom.
Earlier, Max and Leo ask her to clean up their place while they're gone, but she doesn't understand English very well, and after they leave, she paints Max's office entirely white. Little of her role in the "Springtime for Hitler" play is shown, but she plays a showgirl representing the German Imperial Eagle tor ulla and later appears as Marlene Dietrich. In Max/Leo's second production, "Prisoners of Love", she plays the lead prisoner/singer.
Roxie's husband Amos refuses to take the blame for the murder and Roxie is sent to jail, pending hanging.
(He should of divorce her while he had a chance-cheating wife:)
He even thought he was the father to her unborn child..But she only pretended to be pregnant.He should of stuck with hes first thought he was'nt the father...Time frame didn't add-up:).It was a good musical...Queen Latifah was awesome.
It's about time someone focused on the Southern Classic Bands (half time).
Millions of people faithfully support these bands because of their exceptional, explosive performances. I think the movie does a brilliant job of capturing all the power, excitement and zeal of the marching bands.If you have attend the classic, you will appreciate this Movie. If you have never attended a classic,this movie can be a great introduction. The movie does an excellent job of capturing the level of competition and the desire to win. The drum line performance in this movie is awesome.
Center Stage.I Have 2 say the first one was much better.)))This one was ok,Until the end it got better...(THEIR HAS 2 BE A THIRD ONE COMEING OUT...What do yous guys think?
I didn't like it at all! It just made me wanna skip the dialogue and watch some of the dancing. The final dance, couldn't they tie it in a bit better? Yay lets be a bit random in the end... The dancing was good, i liked most of it some parts was just a bit of hit and miss with me, which frustrated me. If the storyline doesn't have a good flow and the dancing felt like it was just merely integrated in so that I watched it D= disappointed. Some of the actors were amazing but it wasn't enough to draw me in to watch it again. the start, while everyone is fighting Ill just get the girl. Yeah that really good linked up.
Plot: Sunny, happy Torrance (Kirsten Dunst) is the new leader of the Toros, the cheerleading squad of Rancho Carne, an affluent San Diego high school that has lousy football players but one hell of a cheer...( read more )leading team. National champions, they're the ones who bring in the bodies to the football games with their award-winning moves and sassy grace, and they're poised to take their sixth national cheer title. Torrance's new reign as cheer queen, though, is cut short when she discovers that her snotty, duplicitous forerunner was regularly stealing routines from the East Compton Clovers, the hip-hop influenced cheerleaders of a poor inner city school, and passing them off as the original work of the Toros. Scrambling to come up with a new routine for the Toros--and do the right thing by giving the Clovers their due--Torrance butts heads with the proud and understandably wary Isis (Gabrielle Union), the leader of the Clovers, who wants nothing to do with a rich blond white girl, but does want to get her squad to the championships. Problem is, only one team can take home the national title. Who's it gonna be?
An unexpected box-office hit in the late summer of 2000, Bring It On is a smart, snappy teen comedy that bristles with good cheer (literally) and lively, down-to-earth characters. The story may be fairly predictable (who's going to win the big championship?), but director Peyton Reed and screenwriter Jessica Bendinger have fleshed out their characters with formidable strength and provided them with sharp dialogue. Dunst is a radiant comedian, projecting warmth, determination, sincerity, and a sublime airheadedness, and Union is an impressive dancer and counterpart to Dunst, matching her admirably despite her limited onscreen time. An excellent young supporting cast rounds out the film, most notably Eliza Dushku (Faith of Buffy the Vampire Slayer) and Jesse Bradford (Steven Soderbergh's King of the Hill) as siblings new to Rancho Carne, who become Torrance's best friend and potential new boyfriend, respectively. All in all, a pleasantly surprising and intelligent teen movie. Don't miss the opening sequence, a hilarious send-up of all those high school cheerleading routines you had to sit through at boring pep rallies. --Mark Englehart
Plot: Southern California high school senior Carson arrives at the all-important "Cheer Camp Nationals" determined to lead her squad, the West High Sharks, to victory. But chic New Yorker Brooke and her team, the East High Jets, are equally steadfast in their pursuit of the competition's coveted "Spirit Stick." As tension mounts between the two rival squads, Carson falls for fellow cheerleader Penn, not realizing he's a Jet. When Brooke discovers the budding romance, she raises the stakes by challenging Carson to a one-on-one cheer-off. A spectacular "cheer fighting" sequence erupts into a no-holds-barred brawl and cheerleaders on both sides are suspended from the competition. With their dreams of taking home the top prize all but shattered, the leaders of both squads realize they'll have to take drastic measures to stay in the game.
"Truly Scrumptious" is a song performed in the 2002/2005 stage musical Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as well as the original, 1968 motion picture. The song was written by Robert B. Sherman & Richard M. Sherman. It is about the lead female character, Truly.
The first time we hear the music to the song is when Truly motors up to the Potts' windmill with the children. It is later sung to her by Adrian Hall and Heather Ripley (as Jeremy and Jemimah), the twin children of widower Caractacus Potts (played by Dick Van Dyke in the film), and she sings the second verse back to them. It occurs at the beach scene in the middle of the film when all the characters begin to fall in love with each other.
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An Academy Award winner for Beast Visual Effects,*
Bedknobs And Broomsticks is a spellbinding mix of live and animation that makes it one of Disney's most endearing Classics Now you can enjoy this fully restored and remastered magical gem again and again! You'll meet a delightful amateur witch (Angela Lansbury)who reluctantly takes in three precocious orphan children.The children soon find themselves aboard a flying bed,its magic brass bedknobs their ticket to one fantastic adventure after another- including a vist to an island inhabited by woudrous animated animals!
The foursome eventually joins forces with an amusing professor (David Tomlinson),MARY POPPINS to track down an ancient incantation that could save the country from hostile invaders!
Now it's your turn to take a ride on BEDKNOBS AND BROOMSTICKS,a fun-filled flight of fantasy,music and Disney magic for all ages.
Once upon a time,there lived in Demark a young shoemaker named Hans Christian Andersen whose magical takes delighted boys and girls throughout the land.Filed with music,Laughter,and "wounderful glittering fun"(L.A.Examiner),this charming fable follows the adventures of the legendary storyteller and "Recaptures" the spirt of fairyland make- belive for the children of all ages"
INTRIGUE. DANGER. ROMANCE.
Living along the french Riviera, retired jewel theif John Robie(Cary Grant)gets pulled back into the crime game.But this time,He's on the other side of the fence,trying to entrap a copycat criminal who's using his old style to throw the cops off track.When Robie meets stunning heiress Francie Stevens (GRACE KELLY),he hatches a plot using her mother's jewels to corner his nemesis.Loaded with never-before-seen bonus features,this digitally-remastered special collector's Edition heightens the intrigue,romance and mystery that made this Hitchcock classic a three-time Oscar@-nominated film.*
All the best men have already been taken,"lament accomplished actress Anna Kalman (Ingrid Bergman)-Just before wealthy American diplomat Philip Adams (Cary Grant)walks into her life. Upon meeting,they promptly fall in love,but their love-at-first-sight romance soon takes an unexpected turn when Anna discovers that Philip has been keeping an astounding secret from her.....and she embarks on what she belives is a perfect plan for revenge! Payback by a woman scorned has never been so delightfully amusing as in this witty comedic romp from acclaimed.
This Oscar-nominated film has the legendary Cary Grant as a government attorney who can't seem to shake his bad fortune.Living on a houseboat.Widowed and left with three unruly kids. he hires Sophia Loren as a governess. The magnetic Loren and the charming Grant add up to a cheeky,urbane comedy.
Love arrives with a splash when a handsome and eligible tycoon (Grant) and a beautiful working woman (Day) meet over a curbside mud puddle.He's enchanted by her small town ways; She's captivated by his romantic, debonair manner.But when it comes to marriage,they have decidedly diffrent views-she wants it and he doesn't !What ensues is a game of cat-and-mouse as each tries to win the other -with hilarious and heartwarming results
I've never read the novel upon which this film is based upon, but I'm interested in reading it now after seeing this very good film. Told in flashback, it's a WW2 drama with a difference, as we trade in the battlefields for the harrowing experiences of a group of English women who are forced on a Japanese death march through Malaya. It's a starkly realistic film, with many confronting scenes as the women have to drawn on every last emotional and physical reserve they have to survive. It feels so realistic and draws you into the storyline so much that when character after character succumbs to the awful trek it's like a knife through the heart. And when the women finally get to bathe after weeks of marching through the swamps, we feel their relief too. Virginia McKenna is the lead actress as young Jean Paget, and while McKenna may not be the world's greatest actress she's a good fit for the role, determined with a winning smile and warmth. The supporting actresses are colourful and each bring something different to the film. Peter Finch plays the Australian soldier Joe who falls for McKenna, and she for him. The "Alice" of the title is of course Alice Springs, NT, where Finch works on a station. Alice becomes a symbol of hope and comfort. He's charming and they have terrific chemistry together. I understand the ending is romanticized (but, hey, that's Hollywood for you!), but I liked it. Great cinematography and location shooting in Malaya and Australia (is this the first feature film to show the interior of Australia?), and strong direction from Australian Jack Lee
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Also my only warning you might not like this movie...!
in the walk.. You see the children dieing....Its very sad...When you see little children die.? In any war film.
The first big film created especially for her,Bright EYES helped make SHIRLEY TEMPLE a huge box office star and features her most famous song: "On The Good Ship LolliPoP"
In her lavish period costumes. Shirley Temple is the delighful heroine of this appealing Cival War adventure,spiced with humor,fun and several rousing song and dance duets with Bill "BOJANGLES"ROBINSION.Virgie (TEMPLE),the young daughter of a Confederate soldier(JOHN BOLES),inadvertently causes her father's arrest after he sneaks through enemy lines to vist his ill wife(KAREN MORLEY),when Virgie learns her father and a kind Northern oficer(JACK HOLT),have been sentenced to death, she immediatley takes off for a little chat with President Lincoln
Very nice old classic..she was rich then went poor,her dad died.. leaveing her no money,So she had to work for her keep...So were she was staying she had to be a servant..And she learn't.. About true freindship.If you have any children they would love these kind of films...My daughters.. do anyway...
Helen 'Star' Mason is a foundling rescued from the sea as a baby by Captain January, a lighthouse keeper. The two live in the lighthouse at Cape Tempest. Agatha Morgan, a truant officer in the area, demands that Star be enrolled in school and removed from the care of Captain January who never legally adopted her. The possibility of being separated is devastating for both January and Star. Meanwhile, January loses his job at the lighthouse when the lamp is replaced with an automatic one. Things look desperate for Star and January. Nazro, January's friend, tries to help and traces Star's relatives to Boston. He contacts them and they arrive at Cape Tempest to claim her. To Star's surprise and delight, her wealthy aunt and uncle buy her a yacht and hire January as helmsman, Nazro and Roberts as crew, and Mrs. Croft as Cook.
I OWN IT...Relive shirley Temple's career with the anthology of a short films that helped launch a amazing career that made her an international star..
DETERMINED to make a life for herself and her daughter Lucy Muir (Gene Tierney). a young widow. moves into a cottage overlooking the windswept English coast. she soon learns that it's haunted by the ghost of its former owner. a salty sea captain's(Rex Harrison). But the captain's effort to scare off his new tenant soon develops into a most unlikely love affair. When Lucy runs out of money, the captain "Ghost writes" a book for her based on his life story. Their publishing success, however,brings her the amorous attentions of a man who's still very much alive (George Saunders).Soon Lucy must decide between the pleasures of the spirt and those of the flesh.and the Captain must choose a course that may haunt him forever.
Meet Me in st Louis, 'sings, Judy Garland, and that's an invitation movie fans heartily accept In a role that was one of her favourites, the 22-year-old star headlines this warm turn-of-the-century delight. The enduring popularity of this terrific blend of nostalgia and bright humour proves that quality storytelling and filmmaking (vincente Minnelli) never go out of style. The sets are eye -pleaseing marvels of design, the camera glides effortlessly within them and Garland has perhaps never been more winning as she pines for The Boy Next Door, comforts seven-year-old Margaret 'Brien (awarded a special Oscar as 1944's outstanding child actress ) With Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas and whisks along to the clang-clang of The Trolley Song, Clang -Clang, ding-ding, zing-zing: don't miss it!
The greatest stories of the Old Testament are brought to the screen with astounding scope and power in this international film which depicts the first 22 chapters of Genesis.
Black Narcissus (1947) is a film by the British director-writer team of Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger, based on the novel of the same name by Rumer Godden. It is a psychological drama about the emotional tensions within a convent of nuns in an isolated Himalayan valley, and stars Deborah Kerr, Sabu, David Farrar and Flora Robson, and features Esmond Knight, Jean Simmons and Kathleen Byron.
A group of Anglican nuns travels to a remote location in the Himalayas the Palace of Mopu, near Darjeeling to set up a school and hospital and 'tame' the local people and environment, by conversion and gardening, only to find themselves increasingly seduced by the sensuality of their surroundings in a converted seraglio, and by the local British agent Dean (David Farrar). Clodagh (Deborah Kerr), the Sister in charge, is attempting to forget a failed romance at home in Ireland. Tensions mount as Dean's laid-back charm makes an impression on Clodagh, but also attracts the mentally unstable Sister Ruth (Kathleen Byron), who becomes pathologically jealous of Clodagh, resulting in a nervous breakdown and a violent climax. In a subplot, 'the Young General' (Sabu), heir to the throne of a princely Indian state who has come to the convent for his education, becomes infatuated with a lower caste dancing girl (Jean Simmons).
Cast
Deborah Kerr as Sister Clodagh
Flora Robson as Sister Philippa
Jean Simmons as Kanchi
David Farrar as Mr. Dean
Sabu as The Young General
Esmond Knight as The Old General
Kathleen Byron as Sister Ruth
Jenny Laird as Sister Honey
Judith Furse as Sister Briony
May Hallatt as Angu Ayah
Shaun Noble as Con, Clodagh's childhood sweetheart
Eddie Whaley Jr. as Joseph Anthony, young interpreter
Nancy Roberts as Mother Dorothea
Ley On as Phuba, Dean's servant
Cpl. Allison, USMC: I, uh... I've never loved anyone or anybody before... I've never even *lived* before. Never really... lived... inside. That's why I want to ask you to marry me. I want to look after you... not only while we're here but for the rest of our lives. So, tell me, ma'am, if there's a chance.
Cpl. Allison, USMC: I don't mean to give offense. ma'am, but... is there?
Sister Angela: No, Mr. Allison. You see, I've already given my heart... to Jesus Christ, our Lord.
Michael Dorsey (Dustin Hoffman) is a respected but perfectionist actor on the verge of turning forty. Nobody in New York wants to hire him anymore because he is so difficult to work with. According to his long-suffering agent George Fields (Sydney Pollack), his attention to detail and difficult reputation got him fired from playing a tomato in a television commercial, because the idea of a tomato sitting down was "illogical" to him. After four months without a job, he hears of an opening on the soap opera Southwest General from his friend Sandy Lester (Teri Garr), who tries out for a role but doesn't get it. In desperation, he cross-dresses, auditions as "Dorothy Michaels" and wins the part.
Michael thinks it is just a temporary job to pay the bills, but he proves to be so popular as a feisty hospital administrator that, to his dismay, the producers sign him to a long-term contract. Dorothy is such a hit that she is even featured on the covers of a number of magazines with such celebrities as Andy Warhol.
When Sandy catches Michael in her bedroom half undressed to try on her clothes in order to get more ideas for Dorothy's outfits, he covers up by professing desire and they sleep together despite his better judgment about her self-esteem issues. Michael believes Sandy is too emotionally fragile to handle the truth about him winning the part of Dorothy. Their romantic relationship combined with his deception complicates his now busy schedule.
Exacerbating matters further, he is strongly attracted to one of his co-stars, Julie Nichols (Jessica Lange), a single mother in an unhealthy relationship with the show's amoral, sexist director, Ron Carlisle (Dabney Coleman). At a party, when Michael (as himself) approaches Julie with a line that she had previously told Dorothy she would be receptive to, she instead throws a drink in his face. Yet when he makes tentative advances (as Dorothy), Julie is shocked and later tells "her" that she likes her, but not in a romantic way.
Meanwhile, Dorothy has her own admirers to contend with: older cast member John Van Horn (George Gaynes) and Julie's widowed father Les (Charles Durning). Les even proposes marriage. Michael's roommate, writer Jeff Slater (Bill Murray), and George Fields are in on the masquerade and watch in amazement as the situation escalates out of control.
Michael finds a clever way to extricate himself. When the cast is forced to perform the show live, he improvises and reveals that he is actually the character's twin brother who took her place to avenge her. The revelation allows everybody a more-or-less graceful way out. Julie is so outraged she slugs him in the stomach off-camera.
Some weeks later, Michael waits for Julie outside the studio and touchingly confesses that "I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man," and she forgives him.
Eli: Write everything exactly as I say it. The first book of Moses, called Genesis. Chapter 1, verse 1. In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
Eli: Verse 2. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
Eli: Verse 3. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
Carnegie: I need that book, I want that book, I want you to stay but if you make me have to choose I'll kill you and take that book
Eli: Why, why do you want it?
Carnegie: I grew up with that book, I know its power.
Carnegie: To his men "Put a crew together, we're going after 'em."
Redridge: For a fuckin' book?
Carnegie: IT'S NOT A FUCKIN' BOOK! IT'S A WEAPON. A weapon aimed right at the hearts and minds of the weak and the desperate. It will give us control of them. If we want to rule more than one small, fuckin' town, we have to have it. People will come from all over, they'll do exactly what I tell 'em if the words are from the book. It's happened before and it'll happen again. All we need is that book.
Paul Newman (Butch Cassidy): I couldn't do that. Could you do that? How can they do it? Who are those guys?
Robert Redford (Sundance Kid): You just keep thinkin' Butch. That's what you're good at.
Paul Newman (Butch): I have vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.
Paul Newman (Butch): Then you jump first.
Robert Redford (Sundance): No, I said.
Paul Newman (Butch): What's the matter with you?
Robert Redford (Sundance): I can't swim.
Paul Newman (Butch): Why you crazy bastard, the fall will probably kill you.
(Harvey is about to duel Butch for control of the Hole-in-the-Wall gang.) Paul Newman (Butch Cassidy): Maybe there's a way to make a profit in this... bet on Logan.
Robert Redford (Sundance): I would, but who'd bet on you?
Ted Cassidy (Harvey Logan): Sundance, when we're done, if he's dead, you're welcome to stay.
Paul Newman (Butch): (softly, to Sundance) Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but ah, when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.
Robert Redford (Sundance): (aloud, but replying to Butch) Love to.
Paul Newman (Butch): I think they're in the trees up ahead.
Robert Redford (Sundance): In the bushes on the left.
Paul Newman (Butch): I'm telling you they're in the trees up ahead.
Robert Redford (Sundance): You take the trees, I'll take the bushes . Strother Martin (Percy Garris): Will you two beginners cut it out!
Paul Newman (Butch): Well, we're just trying to spot an ambush, Mr. Garris.
Strother Martin (Percy): Morons. I've got morons on my team. Nobody is going to rob us going down the mountain. We have got no money going down the mountain. When we have got the money, on the way back, then you can sweat.
Composer Jerome Kern's life and times are tunefully chronicled in this star-studded biopic. Kicking off with a 20-minute production of "Show Boat" -- including Lena Horne's definitive rendition of "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man" -- the film culminates in a glitzy theatrical tableau featuring Frank Sinatra crooning "Old Man River." Robert Walker stars as the Broadway songwriter, with Van Heflin zigzagging through the events as Kern's crotchety guru.
Based on Clarence Day Jr.'s memoirs about growing up with his semi-tyrannical father, this wonderful comedy is truly one of the classics. William Powell stars as Father, a Wall Street broker who likes... to think he rules the roost. But when a small crisis over his religious upbringing causes havoc, it becomes clear that it's really his adoring wife (Irene Dunne) and their enterprising children who pull the strings.
Hard on the outside, soft and gooey on the inside, Stanley Banks (Spencer Tracy) returns in Vincente Minnelli's charming Father of the Bride sequel. Stanley's heart rate finally remains stable at the ...mention of his daughter's excessive wedding, but now he faces a new life crisis. With his daughter (Elizabeth Taylor) expecting, Stanley confronts his mortality, annoys all with his backseat parenting ? and, in the end, falls hard for his grandson.
THIS JOHN WAYNE MOVIE IS VERY FUNNY...
(My Favourited)
John Wayne As Sean Mercer...I liked it when it was the Elephants And Goat,But they don't Mix Welll...When they were milking the goats for the baby elephant...then the goats got spoked and ran...thats when john wayne got the bucket of goats milk over hes head...A really great movie...More to the movie but want go on about the movie...trust me so funny..Red Button As-.pockets-Is Also a great Actor...Plus Elsa Martineli As ( Anna -marria D'Alessandro) She had a good pick up line...How do you like to be kiss fast,,,slow......John Wayne As Sean Mercer-Was getting a bit slow...So she kiss him
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon is a 1949 western film directed by John Ford and starring John Wayne. The film was the second of Ford's trilogy of films focusing on the US Cavalry and the only one in color).. the other two films being Fort Apache (1948) and Rio Grande (1950). With a budget of $1.6 million, the film was one of the most expensive westerns of the time, but became a major hit for RKO and remains a popular classic today.
Known for its breathtaking views of Monument Valley located in the Navajo reservation, at the northern edge of Arizona; the cinematographer, Winton Hoch, won the 1950 Academy Award for Best Color Cinematography. Ford and Hoch based much of the film's imagery on the paintings and sculptures of Frederic Remington.
Ford demonstrated a number of standard Cavalry procedures in horse management in this and other movies. Strict rotation between walk, trot, and leading the horses made them last as long as possible. They were still no match for the lightly burdened Indian horses for endurance, but US Cavalry horses were fed grain (when available), and this helped even the odds a bit.
The film is named after a song common in the U.S. military, "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon", which is still used today to
Michael Rennie (Klaatu): We have come to visit you in peace and with goodwill.
Michael Rennie (Klaatu): Your choice is simple. Join us and live in peace or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.
Michael Rennie (Klaatu): I'm worried about Gort. There's no limit to what he could do. He could destroy the earth!
Fantastic,Love all the graphic to this film,Its a must see film.If you are into Sci-Fi Film...At the start of this film it starts out with the wounderful sound track.(with no piture)just be warn there is nothing wronge with ur dvd player ok.(its just the way the movie starts ok.SOUND TRACK GREAT.!!!
2012 has received a many mixed reviews since it was released but this is by no means a terrible film. It however does feature things that will annoy people such as a character risking their families lives to run back to a burning vehicle and clichés that we have seen many times before but if you watch this knowing what to expect, you will enjoy it.
In some ways this is the disaster film to end all disaster films. There is so much destruction that the special effects crew have had to work incredibly hard to show cities being torn apart by earthquakes. Those who do not like special effects in films and prefer practical effects will not like the film. 2012 overloads on the amount of special effects completely but without it, the makers would be restricted to what they could pull-off.
As mentioned earlier the story is clichéd and generic. You know how it will end but that does not take away from the enjoyment of the film. I do however wish that they added something supernatural about the film. At the start it mentions that there has been a mass suicide where many hundreds of Mayans have killed themselves. After that there is no other mention of it again and 2012 becomes just another disaster film. They could have made hints that aliens were involved etc but we are forced to forget that. Had they of tried something different, this could have made the film more exciting and interesting.
Directed by Mick Garris Produced by Stephen King Written by Stephen King (novel and teleplay) Starring Gary Sinise Miguel Ferrer Molly Ringwald Music by W.G. Snuffy Walden Cinematography Edward J. Pei Editing by Patrick McMahon Production company ABC Budget $28,000,000 USD Language English Original airing May 8, 1994 (1994-05-08) Running time 366 minutes
Fran's baby is the first surviving child born in the Boulder Free Zone. He is stricken with the superflu soon after birth, but his partial immunity inherited from Fran enables him to recover.
It want be in everyone taste of movie...its on a slow...Turns out like a documentary....Then gets better...GOING WITH 5 STARS ON THIS SCEINCE FICTION THRILLER......WORTH THE WATCH.!!!
District 9 is a science fiction thriller film released in 2009, directed by Neill Blomkamp. It was written by Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell, and produced by Peter Jackson and Carolynne Cunningham. The film stars Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope and David James. Copley plays the role of Wikus van de Merwe, an Afrikaner bureaucrat assigned to relocate a race of extraterrestrial creatures unexpectedly stranded on Earth, derogatorily referred to as "prawns", from District 9, a military-guarded slum in Johannesburg, South Africa, to an internment camp outside the city. The movie was nominated for four Academy Awards in 2010, including Best Picture, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Visual Effects, and Best Editing.
The film makes a statement about inhumanity in the irony of Wikus becoming more humane as he becomes less human.Throughout the movie, he becomes more aware of the aliens' plight, eventually helping them escape the planet, even turning on his own species to do so.
Many of the human characters are inhumane and cruel. The MNU employees torture Wikus, Smit thinks little of murdering his own son-in-law and Koobus even sadistically states, "I can't believe I'm getting paid to do this" as he attempts to murder Christopher Johnson.
Conversely, Christopher, the main alien character, is shown as encouraging and protective of his young child, angered by the murder of his friend and despondent when he finds the body being dissected in the MNU labs. Realizing that Wikus, in spite of his injuries and advancing condition, is offering to stay behind to defend him, he emphatically restates his promise to return in three years to help him.
Zac Efron in this film-Excellent-He dont need to prov he can Acted-He done a good job in Hairspray-This movie is worth the watch...Just seen the film....vERY Touching and sad in parts.
Let me tell you this first; I watched the movie twice in the last 24 hours, that's how much I liked it. Now, the reason that I like it: the movie portrays the lives of real people. Girls, come on, get real, don't tell me you have never ever lied to a friend about a guy they liked and you knew right off the bat that he didn't. Guys, we know that you're so scared by everything about relationships: the commitment, opening up to someone with your heart at stake and the biggest of all, the break-up. O.K. it's not a big part of the movie and no one really breaks up with someone face to face but to quote Carrie Bradshaw "Have the guts and the courtesy to tell a woman, to her face, that you no longer want to see her". And this one is for all of you out there: Do NOT get involved with a married person. You know that you're going to get your heart broken, so why do it? And no, it's not complicated, it's not different and it's not special, the person you're having a relationship with has taken a vow to stand by, love and cherish someone else. Their vow also includes being loyal to one another but guess what, they're cheating on their spouse with you! Now even if that person divorces and marries you, how do you think that the same thing won't happen to you? How can you be sure that they will keep their vow the second time around? How will you know that they are not just another cheater? Let's face the truth, we all need to get a grip and stop playing childish games with one another, doesn't matter if you got a pee-pee or a vajayjay. This is what this movie gets across wonderfully- even though some might find it hard to face the hard cold truth.
Anyone who doesn't like this movie is crazy. What's not to like? I mean, it's a classic. It's a pretty light hearted and silly comedy that is very hard not to laugh at. John Hughs is a great comedy director, and he always will be (hopefully). The story is set mainly in Chicago, so you know that strange and unusual things will happen. This movie has a lot of running and chasing and tricking other people, so I ask again, what's not to like?
Matthew Broderick is Ferris Bueller, the coolest kid in school, who just wakes up one morning and decides he doesn't want to go to school, so he convinces his overly trusting parents that he is ver sick, so they tell him to stay in bed, and they head off to work, sure it's nieve, but who cares. Ferris then drags his up tight best friend Cameron, his equally mischievous girlfriend Sloane, and Cameron's father's rare Mustang for a day on the town filled with mis-adventures and some of the strangest people in Illinois.
Ferris' angry sister Jeanie is hysterical. She and the nosey Principal Rooney are both out to get Ferris and put him in his place. Rooney is a very funny character just because of all of the situations he gets himself into. I recommend this movie to anyone who goes to or has gone to school, or who likes a good comedy. Matthew Broderick is really funny as fun-loving Ferris. Just watch it, and you'll see.
Superbad is the gold nugget of teen high school comedies that has sorely been missed since the American Pie days of the late 90's. I was anticipating this movie during the last couple weeks, having seen hilarious bits and pieces from the trailers and online ads, but I had no idea it was going to be the definitive high school movie of this generation.
What makes Superbad so super-badass is it never for a second relents on its brash and lewd mentality and humor. Written by Seth Rogen (The Knocked Up dude) and Evan Goldberg, who supposedly been writing this semi autobiographical yarn since their high school days let their inner teens pour out in all its uncensored glory. The script is written in such crudeness, its almost ridiculous that they got away with it, yet not once while sitting in the theater did I get offended or feel it was ever unnecessary. Probably because this kind of language does exist in today's high school world, and even if it's a bit exaggerated, coming out the mouth of lead actors Johah Hill and Micheal Cera its sounds almost sophisticated.
Even though it was only produced by Judd Apatow (Director 40 year old Virgin, Knocked Up) he seems to be the iGeneration's/millennial's John Hughes; recently standing behind hit after hit of teen and adult comedic movies. His device of choice; the realism and awkwardness of the coming of age (or in 40 year old virgin's case, the awkwardness of never have came of age). Apatow, who started this type of writing during his tenure on "freaks and geeks" and "undeclared", has discovered that some of our most hilarious moments come through the nervous and awkward situations of our adolescence. Seth Rogan and Evan Golberg continue in this vein as their lead characters (named after them) suffer through the utter painful events of trying to hookup with their dream girls at a party and be recognized as somebody's before high school is out.
It is so straightforward in its motives, and dialogue so disgustingly witty that you hardly notice the absurdity (and immorality) behind its non stop hilarity. I mean Evan and Seth's whole motive is to get two girls drunk enough so they can hook up with them. Not to mention two cops who offer a horrifying portrayal of what being an officer of the law is truly about. Handled incorrectly this movie could have set off a lot of bad reaction, yet this movie is so unfalteringly funny with such endearing characters its hard to take it all to serious. It excusable cause at its core it is a movie about the value of friendship and how it is as important as any other relationship you may have in your life. So see it with a good bud, and don't be afraid to tell him/her you love 'em, even if their name is already McLovin'.
This movie follows in the footsteps of films like American Pie. It aims for the young adult audience with a lot of sexual humor and nudity. And some of the jokes are funny. The film follows 4 recent high school graduates on a trip around Europe. Scott decides to go to Berlin to meet a girl he's been emailing. But, he thought she was a he and told her not to come to America to visit. When learning of his mistake, he makes the overseas trip with Cooper. They meet up with the twins in Paris and all 4 travel together.
Along the way, they run into a psycho soccer fan club in England, a creepy Italian on a train that just wants to rub on the guys, Vandersex club, Eastern Europe where a dollar and change buys them a 5 star hotel room, etc...
Matt Damon had the best scene in a cameo in which he plays a singer at the high school graduation party. He sings this hilarious song, What Scottie doesn't know. Earlier, Scott's girlfriend had broken up with him, and with this song we learn she's was cheating on him with the singer and they were doing it in his van and on Scott's birthday, and it goes on. It had a very catchy tune, and it's a running joke throughout the film.
There is a nude beach scene, but it's all guys. Unfortunately most of them are old and out of shape. I mean, if they were going to show everything, couldn't they find some hot male models to throw in. And in Eastern Europe, the group goes to club and the twins get it on after being sloshed. There reaction was funny when realizing what they were doing.
And the last part involves some hi-jinks at the Vatican. Cooper burns a pope's hat and rings a bell that he shouldn't. But, Scott and his German girl get it on in a confession both while an old lady is trying to confess. That was funny.
FINAL VERDICT: If you like movies like American Pie or Road Trip, then check this one out because it's very similar.
Jack Black good actor....Film was funny....BEGINING OF MOVIE...BIT SICK SO DONT EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING...JACK BLACK AS zed...( eats bear CRAP such a turn off too a good film.dont eat forbiden fruit...in zed case he got asked to leave..---
This comedy had me laughing my head off. The jokes are as good as the visuals and you will love the comedy. However the comedy may go to far for younger viewers but they still should watch it. The ideas are interesting but are placed in a confusing story. Also the 102 minutes of footage you see isn't enough. I think this topic would've made a better action/adventure movie instead of a comedy. The comedy could stay but an hour's worth of action and adventure added would make it better. Also a better story could have made for a better movie. You shouldn't miss out on this excellent comedy..
OUT OF ALL ADAM SANDLER MOVIES,THIS MOVIE I WOULD GIVE 10 STARS TO IF I COULD THEN 5 STARS...THIS MOVIE IS MY FAVOURITE OUT OF ALL SANDLERS FILMSssssssss...
would love a remote like that for my television...Adam Sandler was great...But sad when hes dad dies.He got to say he love'd hes dad but hes dad could'nt hear him...u just have to see the movie...to now what i mean...
Adam Sandler Is so hot.
I WENT WITH THE HIGH WAY...WERE JACK NICHOLSON STOPS ADAM SANDLER CAR...BUT ADAM WAS IN A MAJOR RUSH TO GET TOO WORK...
Jack Nicholson: BumBumBUM(3X)
I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and gay,
And I pitty,
Any girl who isnt me today,
Jack Nicholson: Lalalalalalalala
I feel charming,
Oh so charming,
It's alarming how charming i feel,
Angery Driver #1: Move your ass dip shit!
And so pretty that I hardly beleive im real,
Jack Nicholson: lalalalalalala,
Angery Driver #2: Burn in hell!
See that pretty girl in that mirror there (what mirror where)
Who can taht attractive girl be (which one where hum)
What a pretty face(Hum)
What a pretty dress(Hum)
What a pretty smile(Hum)
What a pretty meeee(Hummm)
I feel stunning(feel stunning)
And entrancing(and entrancing)
Both:Feel like running and dancing for joy
for im loved by a pretty wonderful boy!
Note:Adam Sandler sang everything except for the words in ( ) that
Jack Nicholson sang.
This is ground control to Major Tom You've really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
This is Major Tom to ground control I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in a most peculiar way And the stars look very different today
For here Am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet earth is blue And there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still And I think my spaceship knows which way to go Tell me wife I love her very much (She knows)
Ground control to Major Tom Your circuits dead, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you . . .
Here am I floating round my tin can Far above the moon Planet earth is blue And there's nothing I can do
Katherine Heigl who played Jane..Finaly wasn't a bridesmaid and helping people out....She Finaly Got Her own Fairytale Wedding.
Her 27 Bridesmaid Dresses (That She wore .)..For her 27 bridesmaid...She ended up haveing her own fairytale wedding...So romantic a wedding on the beach..And her wedding had nothing to do with her Bridemaids walking down the i'll your helping her with her wedding dress...Because they wear all line up At the front of the stage.. faceing the water/Beach.?While she walked down with her dad.. Since he was the only one that gave her away....It had to do with her and the 1 She loved..it was just a simply perfect wedding on the beach had nothing to do with money or present..The way it should be.
***----****----***------*****--->>>>>
Any way if u want this movie...u must Watch it to find out more its not just the Wedding.'sorry i will be Giveing plots away..
? her boss???
?Her Youngest Sister.
?The Bar
?What Happen in the"Car"
?Was it raining or not?
?The Taxi
?The Boat
Her Diary? What Happen 2 it.
?Did She get A New Diary...Did It Play Music Or Not.???
?Was There Or Not A Song Played. hehe u have 2 watch the movie !!
Love the story line to waitress... Nice story for "Woman"That have been miss-treated in there Relationship.!!..In jenna case she was saveing and hideing money in her home so her husband could'nt find it...So she could leave him and start a new life...Her dreams were makeing pies....She was haveing a unwanted pregnancy to her husband but she keepted the baby...The husband found the money got very mad with her...So she just made up a story and said it was for the baby bed on wards...Earl her husband also keep hes wifes money and he spend it aswell.???
Anyway long story she gave birth to her baby girl. And wanted to end her married.
Because in this movie when she got hit then told her husband to stop because she was haveing a baby..!! He said that she must not love the baby and that he would only come first... glad she dump him...glad her and her little girl were happy being mum and daughter...
PART3=) /in South Africa,Clara (Chole Sevigny) is a young,inexperienced but optimistic nun living among the Pondo tribe on the Wild Coast.While her mission is to save the souls of the rapidly dying Africans,Clare becomes embroiled in a tutie struggle to help a family of orphans. ____________________ PART2=) When Jin Ping (Lucy Lin) Sets up her mobile blood collection service in the tiny Chinese Village of Tonghu,the local peasants rejoice and prosper.One famer,Tong Sam,barred from selling his blood because he has the flu,lies about hes daughter's age so she can sell blood in his stead. After his wife and daughter have both mysteriously died,Sam sets out on a journey to find out why. _______________ PART1=) North American Denny (Shawn Ashmore)is a second rate porn actor who passes his monthly blood tests by stealing samples from his geriatric father.When Denny gets caught,his poverty-stricken family is thrown into turmoil.Facing the prospect of long-term care for her son,his mother Olive (Stockard Channing) develops a plan to escape the luckless hardship that has been her life.
it's so horrible what happened in this movie!!! Felt so sorry for all the people that die....Poor little children that done nothing wronge to die....Very good movie...all about history.
Mark Lee played a great role as Archie Hamilton...
Mel Gibson played a great role as Frank,Based on **War and freindship**
After Archie race he tryed to join the Light Horsemen but he was 18 didn't pass as you had to be 21,So Archie and Frank jump a train to PERTH So they waked up and was missing part of the train,asked a guy in the shed at the desert when the next train comes which would take 2 weeks,So the guy said jokely if you dare walk over the lake which was desert so they did,Which they get to PERTH ,Were they fake Archie birth certificated which he passes for 21 so he was happy* Etc*
this war movie only had just killing nothing realy bad,no chopping heads off or stabeing ok...There was a funny part in this film aswell???
Were the men's were nude and put money in the hat to swim ..Then the bomb come,So they all duck under the water Etc,Which 1 guy got hes arm hit which he says i have been hit and bleeding,so he got piggie backed and he collected the hat with the money since it was a bet....Hopeful i got that right!!!!
(THIS IS MY SECOND LONG REVIEW)
SO HOPEFUL IT IS OK,IT IS JUST THE WAY I SEEN THE MOVIE....I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOVIE FOR ALONG TIME JUST GOT TO SEE IT SO I AM HAPPY.
THERE WAS MORE TO THIS STORY
BUT GET THE MOVIE AND SEE FOR YOUR-SELF.
But it was such a wounderful, film ...must have for your dvd collection.....
IF I COULD I WOULD RATED THIS 10/10 THEN A *5 STAR*
This review is about the movies GODS AND GENERALS AND GETTYSBURG......It is a story of the american cival war as told from the point of view of both side's...GETTYSBURG was the first movie made but GODS AND GENERALS Is set before it..There is still one or two movies to come to finish telling the story....But i say keep an open mind,Watch the film first,Than make a recommendation.
This review is about the movies GODS AND GENERALS AND GETTYSBURG......It is a story of the american cival war as told from the point of view of both side's...GETTYSBURG was the first movie made but GODS AND GENERALS Is set before it..There is still one or two movies to come to finish telling the story....But i say keep an open mind,Watch the film first,Than make a recommendation.
All Credit Should Go TO ( Michael J. Fox ) He done a Excellent job. (1) He Never tooked part in any rape & (2)He tooked care of the female & Clean her and made sure she had 'Food & drink' Thats All he could do for her. And Sean Penn Was Made To Look Bad in Casualties of war.it want be in some people likeing...But its got to do with War & Rape !!! But Just remember this has to do with war and deep down it doesn't make the person a bad person...this is war and people change in war.If you dont like this movie the ending would have to be the worset..when the girl walks over the bridge...Cant give the plot away.if you want to see this sean penn movie just watch it...sean penn will always be my favourite actor..Even if he is made to look like a bad guy in this movie...It is a true story.? Base in Vietnam !!!
Sam Dawson (Sean Penn), a mentally challenged man with a mind of a child, is living in Los Angeles and is single-handedly raising his daughter Lucy (Dakota Fanning), whom he fathered from a homeless woman who wanted nothing to do with Lucy and left him the day of her birth. Although Sam provides a loving and caring environment for the 7-year-old Lucy, she soon surpasses her father's mental capacity. Questions arise about Sams ability to care for Lucy and a custody case is brought to court.
Sam is a man with a mental age of 7 who is well adjusted and has a great support system consisting of four similarly developmentally disabled men. His neighbor Annie (Dianne Wiest), a piano-player and agoraphobe, befriends Sam and takes care of Lucy when Sam can't.
Sam works at Starbucks bussing tables. Sam is popular with the customers, whom he addresses by name and favorite coffee. His job gets difficult when Lucy starts grabbing objects, making a woman spill iced coffee down her shirt. In a humorous, but innocent exchange, Sam tries to remove an ice cube from the startled woman's cleavage. Sam then brings Lucy to his neighbor and baby Lucy croons, "Annie!" Sam says, "Her first word was Annie." Flustered but flattered, she retorts, "And people worry you aren't smart," and agrees to function as Lucy's babysitter.
Lucy is as precocious as Sam is backwards. Sam loves reading Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss to her, but when she starts reading "real hard" books like Stellaluna, she balks at reading the word "different" because she doesn't want to be smarter than her dad. She knows he's different, "not like other dads", but that's all right with her because he is loving, taking her to the park and to International House of Pancakes (every Wednesday, because "Wednesday is IHOP night").
When they decide to go to Big Boy for a change, Sam causes a disturbance because he cannot get the kind of French pancakes he is accustomed to. At the school Halloween party, he dresses as Paul McCartney but embarrasses his daughter by drawing undue attention. Other kids tease her, calling her dad a "retard". She tells one boy that she is adopted. This causes a crisis at her birthday party, which results in an unexpected visit from a social worker who takes Lucy away. A judge allows him only two supervised, 2-hour visits per week.
Sam's friends recommend that he hire Rita (Michelle Pfeiffer), a lawyer. He shows up at her office and starts spelling out his situation while she juggles coffee orders to her assistant, Patricia. Socially, Sam is rather high-functioningmore together in many ways than his high-class, respected lawyer whose marriage is falling apart and whose son hates her.
Sam surprises Rita at a party. Stunned, she announces that she's taking his case pro bono, because others see her as cold and heartless.
Rita begrudgingly works with Sam to help him keep his parental rights, but chaos arises when Lucy convinces Sam to help her run away from the foster home she is being kept in during the trial. Over the course of the trial, Sam gets a new job at Pizza Hut and Annie leaves her apartment for the first time in years. Sam also helps Rita with her family problems, and helps her to realize how much her son really means to her. Sam also convinces her to leave her husband, because Rita told him that he cheated on her.
During the trial, however, Sam breaks down, after being convinced that he is not capable of taking care of Lucy.
Meanwhile, Lucy is placed with a foster family who plan to adopt her. Lucy often runs away from her foster parents in the middle of the night to go see Sam, who moved into a larger apartment closer to her.
In the end, the foster family who planned on adopting Lucy lets Sam have custody of her. Sam says that Lucy still needs a mother and asks if the foster mother would like to help raise Lucy. The movie ends with Lucy's soccer game where Sam is the referee. In attendance are Lucy's former foster family, the newly divorced Rita and her son with whom Rita has renewed her relationship, along with Annie and Sam's other friends.
Rita: Sam, I can go at least another nine rounds, but you got to let me in.
Lucy: [being observed] I want no other daddy but you.
[turns to the glass]
Lucy: [shouts] Did you hear that? I said I didn't want any other daddy but him. Why don't you write that down?
Rita: It's like every morning I wake up and I FAIL!
Rita: Home.
Phone Voice: Dialing office.
Rita: HOME!
Phone Voice: Dialing office.
Rita: HOME, GODDAMN IT!
Phone Voice: Dialing Dr. Sloan.
Sam: YOU'RE MY LAWYER!
Rita: That's right.
Sam: OKAY!
Sam: You think what they think.
Rita: It doesn't matter what I think. It matters that we win.
Sam: No, you think what they think. You think Sam can't take care of Lucy!
Rita: Sam, it doesn't matter what I think!
Sam: It matters to me!
Sam: You're going a little faster than everybody else. I was wondering if you noticed that.
[Sam buys a "preowned" answering machine]
Ifty: Yeah. It's an outgoing message so I think you need to sound a little more outgoing.
Lucy: Daddy, did God made for you to be like this or was it an accident?
Sam: Ok, what do you mean?
Lucy: I mean you're different.
Sam: But what do you mean?
Lucy: You're not like other daddies.
Sam: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Lucy: It's ok, daddy. It's ok. Don't be sorry. I'm lucky. Nobody else's daddy ever comes to the park.
Sam: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, we are lucky. Aren't we lucky? Yeah!
[in Rita's car]
Rita: On the Porsche the door handle is a little hidden by that thingamajig, so if you're having trouble finding it...
Annie: NO!
Sam: Ok, I think maybe Annie's not exactly ready to go yet.
Rita: Can you grasp the concept of manipulating the truth... not lying, just a little tweak here and there?
Sam: [thinks for a few seconds] No.
Sam: Yeah, but I tried, I tried hard.
Rita: Try harder!
Sam: Yeah, but you don't know, you don't know!
Rita: I don't know WHAT?
Sam: Yeah, you don't know what is like when you try, and you try, and you try, and you try, and you don't ever get there! Because you were born perfect and I was born like this, and you're perfect!
Rita: Oh, is that right?
Sam: People like you don't know...
Rita: People like me?
Sam: People like you don't know what is like to get hurted. Because you don't have feelings. People like you don't feel anything!
Rita: [pounding her hands] Sam, you gotta be firm on this.
Sam: You've grown.
Lucy: Have I?
Sam: Yeah, 'cause your ears are bigger and your eyes are older.
Rita: Sam, I worry. I worry sometimes.
Sam: Yeah... do you worry that you did something wrong?
Rita: No. I worry that I've gotten more out of this relationship than you.
Rita: Where is your father?
Willy Harrison: Where do you think?
Rita: Now, Ms. Cossell, in all the time that you've known them, have you ever questioned Sam's ability as a father?
Annie: Never.
Rita: Never?
Annie: Never. Look at Lucy. She's strong. She displays true empathy for people, all kinds of people. I know that you all think she's as smart as she is despite him, but it's because of him.
Rita: So what you're saying is you don't worry about Lucy's future?
Annie: No, I do.
Rita: Ah...
Annie: I worry all the time. I worry if they take Lucy away from her father they will take away an enormous piece of her, and I worry that she will spend the rest of her life trying to fill that hole.
Lucy: I won't read the word!
Sam: I'm your father and I'm telling you to read the word. Cause I can tell you to because I'm your father.
Lucy: I'm stupid.
Sam: You are not stupid!
Lucy: Yes, I am.
Sam: No, you are not stupid 'cause you can read that word.
Lucy: I don't wanna read it if you can't.
Sam: No, because it makes me happy! It makes me happy hearing you read. Yeah, it makes me happy when you're reading.
Lucy: [Lucy reads again]
Conner Rhodes: Are you a retard too?
Lucy: No!
Conner Rhodes: How do you know?
Lucy: Because he told me.
Conner Rhodes: But he's a retard!
Lucy: It takes one to know one.
[making fun of Lucy's dad]
Conner Rhodes: Sorry, Mr. Egg.
Joe: Do we get a balloon with these?
Shoe Salesman: ...Yeah
Robert: All of us or just her?
Conner Rhodes: Why does your father act like a retard?
Lucy: He is.
Lucy: Why are men bald?
Sam: Sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny and they don't have hair on it. So their head is just more of their face.
Brad: I think you should sound like, a normal person... from the heart! From... the... heart!
Ifty: From the heart
Sam: This argh okay hello thank you for calling this is Saaaaaaaam
Ifty: Wow!
Brad: I feel that was a very thouching moment right there.
Ifty: I, I, I, I felt that one
Sam: High five!
All: High five!
Sam: OK, remember when Paul McCartney wrote the song "Michelle" and then he only wrote the first part, Annie said. And then he gave that part to John Lennon, and he wrote the part that said, "I love you, I love you, I love you." And Annie said that it wouldn't have been the same song without that... and that's why the whole world cried when the Beatles broke up on April 10, 1970.
Sam: Lucy doesn't need me anymore. She has a new family now... and she doesn't need me anymore.
Rita: Is that what she said?
Sam: It's because I know that. Because I just know that.
Rita: Well. That's the first stupid thing I've ever heard you say.
Rita: You answer in one sentence.
Ifty: I answer in one sentence. Short and sweet. Tim Curry was a "Sweet Tranvestite" in the 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'
Rita: You better make that one word.
Ifty: I saw that on Channel 5 news... With the reporter with the toupee and Mr. Turner lost his toupee!
Mr. Turner: [Narrows his eyes angrily] Thank you, Mr. Wali.
The green mile is a story about man's trip to meet god and along the way he has his eyes opened as he goes along. Until only he and MR. JINGLES is left
Sad ending Tom Hanks as captain John Miler dies in the end...But hes last words were to Matt Damion as pvt James Ryan...Tom said my name is Earnest....
'TOM CRUISE'...WHO PLAYED...DAVID Aames'...TOM IS SUCH A FANTASTIC ACTOR AS ALWAYS....HE WAS IN A CAR CRASH...WHICH THEY FIX HES FACE AND ARM...WHICH LEFT SCARES....HE WAS USEING A MASK TO HIDE HES FACE FROM THE WORLD....BUT WHO CARES TOM YOU HAD SOME SCARES...AFTER ALL IT WHATS ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS....NOT WHAT YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE...HE IS SUCH A SWEET ACTOR.
So Awesome!! Brought the movie on sunday the 31/may/2009 "The movie was fantastic. "Tom Cruise played hes role very well. "Tom German Accent wasn't that good but less he gave it ago. "A bit of a romantatic scence i suppose?WERE Hes wife came to see him in the hospitial,She just want'ed to see her husband she didn't care if he was missing a hand,(anyway)Besides the war...The movie was fantastic tom done a great job...
Dobby saves mr harry potter and hes freinds...But dobby dies and harry makes a grave for him to lay to rest...
i've read the book...all got to do with ?????????????????????
Michael Gambon as Professor Albus grave ..............NEXT FILM OF POTTER IS A LONG TIME OFF YET...READ ALL THE BOOKS....YOU WILL FIND OUT WHATS GOING ON IN THE POTTER FILM..IF UR A FAN.........
Teresa Palmer as Lucy with Daniel Radcliffe as Maps in December Boys (2007)....FOUND IT SORT OF LIKE A CHICK FLICK:)))....VERY GOOD FOR A YOUNG GIRL...IT IS SUCH A REALLY GOOD FILM....DANIEL RADCLIFFE,AS MAP.(JAMES)...!!!!! HAD HES FIRST TIME...LOVE AND KISS....THEN SHE LEFT HIM TO GO TOO DARWIN TO VISTOR HER DAD.
MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE DVD...LOVE THIS FILM SO MUCH...ALWAYS WATCH IT...NEVER GET BORED WITH THIS MILD HORROR FILM...LOVE THE SIDE AFFECTS..THE HOUSE DOES BLEED.DO OWN THIS MOVIE. ________________
Directed by Craig R. Baxley Produced by Thomas H. Brodek Robert F. Phillips Written by Stephen King Starring Nancy Travis Matt Keeslar Julian Sands Kimberly J. Brown David Dukes Judith Ivey Melanie Lynskey Matt Ross Kevin Tighe Julia Campbell Emily Deschanel Laura Kenny Tsidii Leloka Yvonne Sciò Jimmi Simpson
Music by Gary Chang Cinematography David Connell Editing by Sonny Baskin Distributed by ABC Trimark Video (USA DVD) Warner Home Video (international DVD) Release date(s) January 27, 2002 (USA) Running time 240 min. Language English Followed by The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer
Soledad Miranda-played a excellent role...Not a bad Vampire film...Film base in Turkey...im going to say it was art work exploreing your self and body..***.ITS ART AND ROLE PLAY***
I was against watching... This movie...But glad i got talk into watching this movie at 2 in the morning hAhA...Give the saw movie ago...You got nothing to lose..i like it were much..Its sort of like a guesting Games...Clues along the way....But leaves you wanting more.
The ending is a great big Twist...The mobile is ringing the doctor cant reach...So he starts going nuts...About hes family then the doctor...Does saw he foot looks so awesome blood pissing out....Since the doctor was chain to a pole in a dirty bathroom by hes enkle...Why not in the end saw ur enkle off 2 get free...I thought adam might of saw hes off since he was more weaker....oh well he was still chain to a pole in the bathroom......The doctor shoot adam ..which he is stll alive with just a shoulder wound.But to me this movie is fantastic it just keeps you guesting...I could seat for hours watching this movie...Love it.
Give this saw2.. movie just a 3 star.....It was'nt as good as saw...I would perfer the doctor sawing off hes leg...Then someone cutting hes back of hes neck for just a number...Some of the clues they went pass....As the story goe's x marks the spot.?? Saw did say in the beging that Micheal son Daniel would be find and not harm....What more of a clue can you ask for.it was'nt scarey so much clues....That they did'nt even get...
A Very good scence were Amanda gets chuck into a bunch of use niddles...Just to get the key for a clue....I thought she could be use as bate,Since she played the game in the first saw....Amanda new saw...And they all new that.?
Saw 3 delivers what it promises: blood, gore, pain.
Jeff is an anguished man, who grieves and misses his young son that was killed by a driver in a car accident. He has become obsessed for revenge against the man and reckless with his wife and daughter. When Dr. Lynn Denlon, who has troubles with her marriage, is abducted by the deranged Jigsaw's apprentice Amanda, she is brought to a gruesome warehouse to keep John Kramer alive in spite of having a terminal brain tumor. Amanda puts a necklace gadget full of explosives around Dr. Lynn's neck connected to John Kramer's life support system, and tells her that if he dies the device will explode. Meanwhile, Jeff is submitted to a sick game of forgiveness with surprising dark consequences
(Saw4:) Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda are dead. Now, upon the news of Detective Kerry's murder, two seasoned FBI profilers, Agent Strahm and Agent Perez, arrive in the terrified community to assist the veteran Detective Hoffman in sifting through Jigsaw's latest grisly remains and piecing together the puzzle. However, when SWAT Commander Rigg is abducted and thrust into a game, the last officer untouched by Jigsaw has but ninety minutes to overcome a series of demented traps and save an old friend or face the deadly consequences
During the autopsy of John Kramer, the coroner finds a tape inside his stomach and calls Detective Hoffman. Meanwhile, the police find Detective Kerry dead and the SWAT Commander Rigg is absolutely traumatized with the tortured corpse of Kerry and obsessed to save Detective Eric Matthews that has been missing for six months; however Hoffman asks him to take vacations and leave the case. The FBI agents Strahm and Perez join Hoffman's team to investigate the legacy of Jigsaw. However, Rigg is abducted and forced to participate in another sick game to save Eric's life.
John Kramer's ex-wife, Jill is given a videotape and box from John's lawyer. The contents of the box, says John, are of grave importance to her. After looking in the box, Jill leaves without telling John's lawyer what's inside. Later she meets Agent Erickson, Strahms boss, and informs him she believes Agent Strahm is following her.
Strahm is shown mourning next to a empty hospital bed, because Perez died in the night. Agent Erickson, Strahm's boss visits Strahm telling him he has taken him off the Jigsaw case. Strahm is dismayed and angered. Hoffman walks into the room. Strahm starts to act suspicious and says that Perez's final word was "Hoffman." Hoffman worriedly says he has no idea what Strahm is talking about. He heads back to his office and finds a note for him saying "I know who you are." Hoffman gets worried that his secret is threatened, and that he may be in danger. Later, Hoffman heads off to a lair where several monitors are placed on a table, depicting five unconcious people on the first monitor.
"The ending to SawV...Is the best.."""FREAKY AND BLOODYyyyyyyyyyy!!!:) I can still hear those blades go in between hes and her fingers....Have a strong stomanch for the ending.
Plot Simone (Tanedra Howard) and Eddie (Marty Moreau), two predatory lenders, wake up in a room with a caged-in scale in the center, wearing head harnesses with screws poised to their heads. They must tip a scale with some part of their own body to live. Simone chops her left arm off and tips the scale in her favor, saving herself. Lieutenant Mark Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) is called to the scene by Dan Erickson (Mark Rolston), who found Peter Strahm's fingerprints around the room. Erickson also shows him that Lindsey Perez (Athena Karkanis) is alive despite the events that took place in Saw IV. Jill Tuck (Betsy Russell) meets with Hoffman at her clinic; he informs her that he is taking control of the games, and Jill hands him five envelopes received in the box left to her from Jigsaw's (Tobin Bell) will.
William Easton (Peter Outerbridge), executive of a health insurance corporation, talks with his company's attorney, Debbie (Caroline Cave) about Harold (George Newbern), whose insurance policy was revoked after a discrepancy was found on his application and who later died from his illness. Later that night, William is kidnapped from his office and placed in a trap, with a large vise enclosing his torso, and an oxygen mask covering his face. Hank (Gerry Mendicino), his janitor and a smoker, is in the same situation across from him. Hank is killed when he fails to hold his breath longer. In the second test, Jigsaw's puppet informs William that he must choose to save either his file clerk Allen (Shawn Ahmed) or his secretary Addy (Janelle Hutchison), and let the other die. In the end, William chooses to save Addy, and Allen is hanged by a barbed wire noose when his platform retracts. His third test takes place in a large boiler room. Debbie stands at the bottom of a caged-in maze with a device on her chest set to fire a spear through her head. At the end of the maze, she discovers through X-ray films that the key has been implanted in William's side and tries to attack him with a circular saw but fails to before her timer runs out and the spear kills her. In his final test, William finds his six staff members chained to a spinning carousel with a shotgun pointed towards each person, but he can only choose to save two of the six by pushing buttons in a device that will drive spikes into his hand and divert the shotgun upward. He reluctantly chooses to save Emily and Shelby.
Meanwhile, Erickson and Perez inform Hoffman that abnormalities were found in Strahm's fingerprints, and that the scrambled voice from the Seth Baxter tape did not match Jigsaw's. They lead Hoffman to the site where the voice is being unscrambled by a technician. The moment Hoffman's voice is unscrambled from the tape, he kills all three of them and sets the room ablaze, using Strahm's hand to plant his fingerprints. Tara (Shauna MacDonald) and Brent (Devon Bostick) wake up in one locked cage, while reporter Pamela Jenkins (Samantha Lemole) wakes up in another. When Hoffman returns to the observation room, he finds a letter that Jill has placed on the desk, which he himself had written to blackmail Amanda Young (Shawnee Smith), while Jill enters suddenly and shocks him, while William simultaneously reaches the end of his path, finding himself between the two cages. It is shown that he and Pamela are brother and sister, while Tara and Brent are the family of Harold Abbott. Now they can choose to either kill William or set him free using a marked switch next to the tank. Tara cannot bring herself to end William's life, but Brent shows no mercy and shifts the switch to "Die", and a platform of needles swings into William's back, pumping hydrofluoric acid into his body and killing him. Jill straps Hoffman to the chair and places a modified "Reverse Bear-Trap" on his head. She leaves Hoffman with a 45 second timer; he escapes the chair by breaking his hand then stopping the trap in between the bars on the door before managing to pull his head free leaving one side of his mouth ripped open.
I say the x wife wil be jigsaw............nice twist
I say the wife can only carry on jigsaw work..after hes death what was in the box that she got.....Its a mystery
Small run down Western Town....Short Detales about this film.
Vampires/Slash/Blood?
goes into parents home....Kidnapes the children...kids die...Vampire bite then sucks there blood...Only a few children are untough the end.The Vampire like young blood.Also Fathers or males die and so does mothers...Some females live only for one reason,For say pleasureing males i will say just to live....Did'nt see anything....
This movie did'nt get much of a rate from other people in flixster....But the film is on a slow..I gave it a 5 star*** Its very easy 2 understand this film....The movie might not be in everyones likeing...But it is a good **RECOMMEND MOVIE***IF ANYONE WANTS 2 SEE THIS FILM.Half the scence are in the dark that will be the only down fall to this movie...
Just would like to point out about cast...Jenn Proske .PLAYED.. Becca Crane..NOT BELLA)
_ 2 MISTAKE THAT I SEEN IN THIS FILM) When Derek closes up his back pack, you can see that it falls open again. When both Derek and Becca walk into the food hall, the backpack is now closed.
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When Alice is climbing out of the hole and has the cell phone thrown in her face,the hand of the person throwing the phone at her can be seen briefly on the right side of the screen.
_ It was funny if you've watched Twilight and New Moon. Not for kids because of sexual content and language. ____
(Edward)Becca who
(Edward) i found someone like me so freaky!
Matt Lanter as Edward-He wishes he could get that lucky with lady gaga.. The wolfs were gay..they even dances to its raining men...so funny..
If you are a gay male-darlings you will love this film...But wait up til the ending--the wolf have only demin short...u will like?.
Directed and produced by Robb White, this 195 film tells the story of eccentric millionaire, Frederick Loren and his equally as nutty fourth wife, Anabelle. They decide to hold a competition of sorts and invite five people, each from a very diffrent walk of life to stay in the house on haunted hill in honor of a haunted house party, The dead is, whoever can last an entire night in the house, without being frightened enough to leave, will walk away ten thousand dollars richer. The guests soon realise they are not just up against one and other, but with ghosts, ghouls, murderers and a varitey of other creatures of the night.
I Love this horror.... old run down hotel.! Out in the middle of the sticks. Judd got what was comeing to him in the end. EATEN ALIVE BY HES own pet crocodiles ..?
Roxy Saint,Who played the gothic Chick she was the best,Out of all those stripper.Will when she was bitten and turn into a "ZOMBIE" Will less she HAD HER FETISH...( she ripped the guys mouth open just for hes tonge and ate eat......IF U HAVEN'T SEEN THIS HORROR COMEDY YOU SHOULD FUNNY,BLOODY AND GORE'Y SEXEY AND VERY STEAMMIE.
As a toxin begins to turn the residents of Ogden Marsh, Iowa into violent psychopaths, sheriff David Dutton tries to make sense of the situation while he, his wife, and two other unaffected townspeople band together in a fight for survival. (AND A LOVELY QUOTE TO GO WITH THIS MOVIE)
David Dutton: Do you wanna give up? You wanna sit here and die tell me, and i will sit here and die with you. _
"We'll Meet Again," the Johnny Cash song the film opens with is from the same album that provided "The Man Comes Around," which was used to open for the remake of Dawn of the Dead 2004). The album is American IV - the last one released before Cash died. "The Man Comes Around" and "We'll Meet Again" are the opening and closing tracks, respectively.
BLOOD AND GORE...CHEAP HORROR MOVIE...LIKE THIS KIND OF HORROR FILM,MYSTERY AND HAD YOU STILL GUESTING..ALOT OF BLOOD AND HACKING...WHAT ABOUT THE DEVILS CHAIR ...IS IT REAL OR NOT?????
(NICE LITTLE FANTASY)
AND A BIT OF FETISH TO GO WITH IT.
THE ENDING WAS GREAT,,,,FULL OF BLOOD THREW THE BATHROOM SINK AND KITCHEN SINK...THIS ONE WAS MUCH BETTER THEN THE SECOND ONE....FOR A VAMPIRE MOVIE WOULD I LIKE TO SEE MORE BLOOD...
Didn't like this horror movie...Vampires suppose to bite the neck suck the blood,Not give blood in glass all the sunddley you are half a vampire.Until you make a kill,As if lol.
A group of people -- nine to be exact -- are trapped in a house. They are given instructions over an intercom, basically telling them that the last one who lives will receive five million dollars. From there on out, the house gets dangerous: will we see the best or the worst of human nature?
One could describe this movie as "Saw 2" meets "House on Haunted Hill", though that wouldn't really do this film justice. Others have compared it to "Battle Royale". Simply put, while the themes may overlap, this film is still unique in many ways. Which isn't always easy after a century of plots being used up.
Dennis Hopper has a fairly large role, but mysteriously he appears as a priest. Also, he talks slow and awkward like he can't remember his lines. I didn't really think this captured his ability very well. As another reviewer said, "Dennis Hopper is ineffective as a priest. If you're going to have Hopper in your movie; make the most of it, don't give him a role like this." There seemed to be little concern among the housemates that the food was poisoned. Or the booze. It is mentioned once, but I believe this is after they've already been eating and drinking.
The film has a weird soundtrack, which seems out of place (too pop rock for a horror film), and there's a strange hip-hop dance scene. I don't know what is up with that. But the film as a whole is good, and I have to say it has a great ending. I can't say what it is, of course, but if the film does not impress you, wait until the end because I think it really redeems itself of any flaws.
Sex & Nudity
A male blow-up dollis seen. - A "Pin the Penis on the Man" game is seen on e penis on the Man "game is seen onA the wall (it features a picture of a nude man with a target covering his crotch and some cartoon penises on the wall next to it). - Some women wear necklaces that have pink penis-shaped beads. - A woman and man have sex in close-up (no nudity is seen). - A woman is seen in her bra. - Some artwork on a wall has nude pictures. - A nude woman's breasts are seen.
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Violence & Gore
Many scenes of people covered in blood. - Some people are shot and stabbed. - A woman eats the guts of another person. - A woman holds a human heart.
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Profanity
'Fuck' is said many times, also 'cunt, shit, bitch (and said in Spanish as 'puta'), cock, dick, ass, balls, tits, sucks, oh my God, Jesus Christ'.
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Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking
Some women have alcoholic drinks. - A woman drinks from a flask several times.
Frightening/Intense Scenes
There are several intense scenes.
Kathleen, a bride to be, and her four bridesmaids Sophia, Jessica, Beth, and Amber travel to Mexico in hopes of having a last "hoorah" before the wedding a few weeks away. After partying hard the night before, Sophia splits from the group to pursue Rob, a hansom young tourist from the states. The other girls decide to take a tour of the countryside without her, but are robbed and left for dead in a remote rugged terrain. As night falls, the tired and injured girls arrive at an abandon resort and decide to take shelter until morning. When they enter, strange things begin to happen, as the girls become overwhelmed by an unspoken evil that possesses the resort. Back in town, Sophia is worried about her friends and works hard to track them down. After realizing they took a scenic tour, Sophia and Rob do the same, in hopes of finding her lost friends. Sophia and Rob finally discover the resort and attempt to help their friends...
Cheap Gore...Not scarey or that bloody....All had to do with the drink water...Thats why their skin was going bloody...Even i new what the plot was...Such a dead give away a glass of water...
Just another cheap gore horror flick! "The ending was the best..The boy freind ended up with the button! And she ended up chucking her old jacket out...And buying another at the train station...Will she had a supprise she ended up in the train track ...more or less burnt and burried under..He didn't get to ask her.????????(p.s about the ring he brought for her...suffer she was mean't to be dead... She still had a curse she though was gone...But she was sOooo wronge??? .
((" She never breaks her curse, she just goes to hell.)))
70S LOW BUDGET HORROR FILM...WORTH THE WATCH...AND A BIT FUNNY WHEN THE COPS TRY TO GET A LIFT...ON A TRUCK THAT WAS CARRYING CHICKENS THE COPS HAD TO SIT ON THE ROOF..BUT THEY FELL OFF THE ROOF OF THE TRUCK SO FUNNY...IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE MOVIE...THEN PARTY TO THE SOUND TRACKS...THE ENDING WAS GOOD WITH THE CHAINSAW....
I LOVED IT....IT WAS A EXCELENT FILM,BUT ENDED TO SOON,I JUST WANTED TO SEE MORE ON THIS FILM.
i have watch this dvd a few to many time...way funny in parts.?
watch it in the afternoon:) nice weather in my area)..a bit of rain=),Then darn had lighting before thunder.storms:)The movie was fine,But the lightingting at my house was scarey =)Then the movie haha=D.My 12 year old daughter watch this movie with me...so i say it is ok for a child with their parents,Not bloody...Alot of door Knocking..(."MAKE SURE YOUR WINDOWS AND DOORS ARE LOCK TONIGHT"" AFTER WATCHING THIS FILM""...IT IS BASE ON MYSTERY AND NOT KNOWING WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT ""A VERY GOOD HORROR MOVIE LESS BLOOD...
Just cheap horror...Not bloody.Even when she has her new born baby:)
"Porta-confessions! No waiting!"
Father Caine brings the theological silly with him. He knows intuitively that Kate, like her twin sister, has a small cross-shaped birthmark on her neck, and that she is therefore Chosen. Chosen for what, you ask? How about this: Chosen to be the mother of Jesus Christ as he's born again as a baby. That's right, the predestined mother of God and the Antichrist just happen to be husband and wife! How do you like them odds?
While Kate is trying to alternately ignore or deal with what Father Cain tells her (she really doesn't do much before the final reel except to shudder and to hallucinate about demonic homeless people), Donald slides down the slope from corporate nebbish to absolute eeeevil so fast you'd swear the DVD skipped a chapter. Chammadai is in a crunch because he can't find the essential contract paperwork from a deal the company set up in Israel (ding ding ding!) five years ago, so Donald takes it upon himself to fake the paperwork. Then he sleeps with his assistant in celebration, and it's not like he had to be talked into it; although she's been making herself passively available with streetwalker makeup and tight skirts, it's definitely his idea to start stroking her leg after a couple of glasses of the bubbly. And when office creep Tom (Stephen Blackehart) wants to blackmail Donald with evidence of his tryst, Donald first chokes him and then tosses him down the stairs, breaking his neck.
I have never been so entertained and laughed so much in my life. The director, writer and actors have created a true comedic masterpiece that will be watched for generations to come. The script was amazing. I mean, who would have thought that a chiropractor "lost his touch" and it caused his wife to die only for him to end up as a park ranger.
Some of the greatest quotes in movie history are in this very film. "Your words turn my tears into wine." "I want you to meet someone, my inner b*h". (Throws bin and fails) "When i was looking into the kids eyes, I thought I was looking at you, and I wanna be looking at you. I wanna be looking at you." (Tries to shoot himself and fails). "I'm the park ranger who's going to f*k you up". "Look its a guy on a motorbike." "Thats not a motorbike, thats a chopper".
Dr Chopper is a scary character indeed. Whenever he magically appeared on that chopper, with his freaky white face paint, something bad was about to happen. Dr Chopper's female nurses would attack the characters with daggers, taking scary air swings.
The script writer really knows how society works as well. One of the girl's boyfriends gets killed by Dr Chopper, but 10 Min's later shes already moved on to the philosophical and great cast character Jimmy. Jimmy will go places in Hollywood. My favorite moment was his interaction with the movie's token black character, arguing who is the best philosopher of all time. Sure, he was a great character, but it was Costas who truly stole the show with his passionate portrayal of a park ranger who's lost his touch in life.
Overall, the best comedy I have seen in a long time. I know it may be considered a horror movie, but surely even the director was taking the p*ss? If not, I'm going to head out tomorrow and make my own horror movie, it would probably be more believable than Dr Chopper. I guarantee enjoyment out of this movie.
Great Horror Film.
I just wanted to know how far Ted would go in winning this game-Hes fiancée, dies..He was to late in saveing her..But it will just get better after that.
Jake Gallo: That sheet, on which she embroided fantails once, spread it so as to cover her face. If her horny feet portrude, they come to show how cold she is, and dumb. Let the lamp afix its beam. The only emperor, is the emperor of ice cream.
Griffin Cavenaugh: [after playing with corpses] Yeah, we're going to hell.
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Juliette Bath: [to Ted, while lighting up pipe] Welcome.
Jake Gallo: Tomorrow night, just you and me.
Ted Grey: Doing what?
Jake Gallo: Nothing too exciting.
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Ted Grey: You're losing it, Dr. Gallo!
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Ted Grey: Dr. Stravinsky, let's take a look inside.
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Dr. Quentin Morris: [giving lecture] As pathologists, you will learn the nature of disease and it's causes, it's processes, development, and consequences. But far far more than that. I like to think of the pathologist as offering a window to god, if you will. Now, it may be said that pathology is the study of all things human, save the soul of course. But it is in that particular branch of pathology known as forensics, that we will delve into what it means to be inhuman. You will see the perversion, the corruption of the flesh by all means unnatural. And then we will work backwards, always back to that original pristine design, to determine the affecting cause of death.
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Ted Grey: It was nitrous oxide. You brought him a bottle; a gift. You shared a drink with him but you didn't drink. You mixed ethonol and nitrous oxide with the alcohol, probably a flavored alcohol to mask the bitter taste. Using a needle would've been too dangerous, because any first year med student would know to look for the mark. You cut him up while he was still alive, but unconscious. So there was no struggle. Then you put him in the back of your truck, drove him to 4th Avenue, and shot him in the back of the head.
Jake Gallo: Motherfucker. Well, you are good.
[Ted starts to walk away]
Jake Gallo: Hey, you want to play the game, you gotta bring something to the table. Comprendo?
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Jake Gallo: [to Ted] I've misjudged you.
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Dr. Quentin Morris: [to Jake and Ted] I expect you two will get along quite well.
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Griffin Cavenaugh: You wanted to know if there was a problem? There is one. We don't like you.
Ted Grey: That's not a problem.
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Jake Gallo: [while cutting open a corpse's head] When I think about them, you know, out there, in their rooms, on the streets, utilizing public transportation, downloading pornography, ordering their lives out of catalogues, cashing welfare checks, the whining, bitching, moaning, suing, copulating, and multiplying - it makes me sick. What we need, brothers and sisters, is less of them and more of these.
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Griffin Cavenaugh: [as an intern vomits while performing an autopsy] You don't wanna to be cutting into the poop pipe, kid.
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Jake Gallo: [coming upon Ted drinking from a water fountain] That stuff will kill you.
Ted Grey: We all gotta go at some point, right
Jake Gallo: [giving toast] To the dead!
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Ted Grey: [to Jake, upon being led to the basement of the hospital] This where you bring all your dates?
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Ted Grey: You killed him.
Jake Gallo: Maybe. The point is how?
Ted Grey: What is this, a game?
Jake Gallo: Exactly. It's a game.
Ted Grey: I don't fucking believe this.
Jake Gallo: Come on and get over it, will you?
Ted Grey: Get over it?
Jake Gallo: There are 6.5 million people in the city, Ted. Trust me, this asshole will not be missed.
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Jake Gallo: Really, who needs a reason? We're animals. It's our nature to kill. Remember?
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Ted Grey: How do you know I won't tell?
Jake Gallo: Because there so happens to exist distinct physical evidence putting you at the crime scene at the time of death. I know because I placed it there. And I can prove with a mathematical certainty that you killed him, but that won't really matter if you're the boy I think you are.
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Jake Gallo: [to Ted] I know exactly what you're thinking. You think you feel guilty, but it's not that. There's no such thing as guilty. There's just the fear of getting caught. It's the first day after, so that fear is still fresh. Your brain's all sick and twisted up. You're paranoid everyone knows, you fucked up, you're going to lose everything. You want to throw up but there's nothing in your stomach. You're not going to sleep tonight. You'll hit the bottle, you'll watch some TV, looking for any news that they're on to you but there won't be any. Tomorrow morning, you're going to wake up and it's going to be the same world. Nothing has changed. And that fear will start to creep away, and after a few days you're going to realize no one knows shit. That this whole bloody thing that's amounted to you as some kind of importance has somehow slipped beneath the notice of the world. And then you'll be a new man.
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Jake Gallo: Are you playing fair?
Ted Grey: Is there such a thing?
Jake Gallo: No.
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Jake Gallo: [about Juliette] Oh, Teddy, she didn't give you that whole routine about how her father raped her when she was a little lad, did she? Oh, what an imagination. No, her father is alive and well. Paid a visit to us last month, in fact. Chairman of an obscenely profitable banking institution, and a hell of a guy I might add. Hell of a guy.
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Mr. Williamson: So what about Africa? You enjoy hunting there?
Ted Grey: Hunting... I'd say hunting's a lot better in the city.
Mr. Williamson: Thatta boy... I think.
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Dr. Quentin Morris: [to Gwen] You look very sexual... I mean, alluring.
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Jake Gallo: [upon seeing Juliette jealous of Jake's fiancé] Are you fucking kidding me? Huh?
[Juliette starts to walk away, but Jake grabs her arm]
Juliette Bath: Fuck you. Don't touch me.
Jake Gallo: Oh, what? You want to fuck that guy? You want to fuck that guy? Go fuck that guy! Hey, we got a fucking whore in the room! Go fuck him. Just remember your ass belongs to me.
Juliette Bath: You don't fucking own me.
Jake Gallo: Oh, I fucking do!
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Jake Gallo: [before explosion] Oh, I get it.
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Ted Grey: [to Juliette] Fuck you.
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Chip Bentwood: [upon seeing Juliette dead on the autopsy table] What the fuck...
Jake Gallo: What the fuck?
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Catherine Ivy: If you could kill anyone and get away with it, who would you kill?
Chip Bentwood: The guy who invented condoms. Fuck that guy.
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Jake Gallo: By the way, props to you for killing everyone.
Trio of visually lush supernatural tales from the genius of director Roger Corman, writer Richard Matheson, inspired from the masterful works of Edgar Allen Poe, starring the great Vincent Price in all three.
The first tale stars Price as a sulking, boozing recluse, living in a cob-webbed life-less castle, whose existence has been haunted by the memory of long-lost love Morella(Leona Gage). Dying adult daughter Lenora(Maggie Pierce), sent away from her father because of reasons she seeks answers for, returns to the castle attempting to patch up their differences before it's too late. Lenora finds out that her birth was a reason behind Morella's death and finds her mother's corpse in father's room. Attempting to make amends will prove difficult as the vengeful spirit of Morella will rise to take revenge on those she holds responsible for her demise.
Peter Lorre triumphs in the second tale as Montresor Herringbone, a belligerent unemployed drunk who pries away his wife's sewing money for more drink. A chance meeting occurs with a dollied-up, prissy, kindhearted aristocratic wine-taster Fortunato(Vincent Price)in a tasting contest, for which Herringbone persistently brought about just to gulp more vine-juice for free. What Herringbone doesn't realize is that his wife, Annabel(Joyce Jameson), after tolerating his crap for years, has fallen head-over-heels for Fortunato, who has brought a romance and love to her life that has never existed before. Consumed with jealousy and wrath, Herringbone venomously poisons them, shackling their hands and burying them alive behind a brick wall, mortared by his own hands. What Herringbone doesn't count on is Annabel's black cat, an animal he despises, interfering with his diabolical schemes. A macabre comedy, this one is, with Corman experimenting with the lens by stretching the characters in a "head-throwing" nightmare sequence that plagues Herringbone, as Fortunato and Annabel explode from their walled tomb to get him.
The third tale is especially chilling..an evil mesmerizist, Dr. Carmichael(Basil Rathbone)secretly covets his wealthy employer's lovely wife Helene(Debra Paget). Cleverly manipulating Valdemar(Price), by relieving him of the agony of his incurable disease through hypnotic suggestion, Carmichael gets him to agree to a specific request for his duties..at the moment of death, Valdemar allows Carmichael a chance to hypnotize him. Valdemar wishes for Helene to marry his good friend, medical doctor Elliot James(David Frankham), but after Valdemar's death, Carmichael has other plans. Carmichael holds all the cards because Valdemar is trapped in a limbo state of darkness, unable to escape unless released. Carmichael desires Helene and is the only one who can give her beloved dead husband peace. But, when Carmichael threatens to harm Helene in a struggle, Valdemar's slowly deteriorating corpse will rise from his bed to protect the one he loves.
As in most anthologies, each tale is completely different than the next. The second one with Lorre is more of a black comedy, while the last one presents quite the horrifying ordeal of being controlled by another even after death. I felt the first one was the weakest, but more akin to Corman's many other Poe productions, specifically in the "explosive climax" as the castle, in true fashion, crumbles with flame arising throughout.
Lugosi stars in this cult classic as the zombie master Murder Legendre. His tyrannical rule over the Haitian population is absolute and he governs with a heavy hand, Millionaire Robert Frazier has been rejected by the lovely Madge Bellamy, a situation he plans to change with the help of Lugusi who casts a voodoo spell over Madge and then resurrects her as his zombie slave. White Zombie is one the best horror films of the 1930's, the cinematography is crude but very effective, Filmed with the intention of scaring the audience, which it does in style, make this one of Lugosi's classic films.
Dr, Varnoff (Bela Lugosi) Captures twelve men for his experiment to turn them into supermen using atomic energy. Newspaper woman Lawton gets too snoopy for her own good..
When David(Luke Wilson) Amy Fox's (Underworld's Kate Beckindale) Car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, they are forced to spend the night at a lonely, islated motel. With only the TV to entertain them, they soon discover that the low-budget slasher movies they're watching were all filmed in the very room in which they're staying. With hidden cameras now filming their every move,David and Amy must rely on their own Wiles and outsmart their captors...before they too end up the next victims on tape."Terrifying and shocking (Swawn Edwards,Fox-TV)", vACANCY IS"A frightening and highly intense ride that doesn't let up for a minute (Pete Hammond,Maxim)'', We dare you to check in.
Doug Madsen (Allen), Woody Stevens (Travolta), Bobby Davis (Lawrence) and Dudley Frank (Macy) are four middle-aged suburban men in Cincinnati who find themselves frustrated with the pace of daily life and lack of adventure. Doug is a dentist who cannot seem to relate to his son Billy (Dominic Janes). Dudley is a computer programmer who is afraid to talk to women. Bobby is a plumber who dreams to one day write a how-to book on the subject of plumbing, but is made to work at The Firm by his wife Karen (Tichina Arnold). Woody is a rich lawyer who is married to a supermodel. When Woody finds out his wife is divorcing him and leaving him bankrupt, he suggests going on a motorcycle road trip to California.
Doug says to his family that he can't go because he cannot leave work. This leads his wife to say that he may be right and that the trip may not be right for a man his age. Doug is insulted by the idea of this insinuating that she thinks he is "lame". He tries to prove he is not by eating what he wants to eat, despite the fact he has high LDL. He goes into what the doctor calls a "catecholamine-induced super-ventricular tachyarrhythmia" stress-induced panic attack. While in the hospital, Doug talks with his wife, who convinces him to go on the trip.
After the first day's ride, the men lose their tent when Dudley accidentally throws lighter fluid onto the burning tent thinking it was water. They are forced to all sleep on an air mattress that was spared because Bobby was too slow to blow it up and get it in the tent when they made camp.
The next morning the men encounter a gay highway patrolman (John C. McGinley) who is jealous of them on their trip and "threatens" to charge them with lewd behavior. The men go on and stop at a lake where they go skinny dipping. They are interrupted by a family who stop to swim, and seeing them, leaves horrified. The Wild Hogs are suddenly joined by the same policeman from earlier, who joins the four naked men, which makes them leave. Stopping for fuel and food at a roadside bar, they meet the Del Fuego gang, headed by the tough biker Jack (Ray Liotta) who recognizes the four men as "posers" and takes Dudley's bike. After riding a short distance away, Woody, disgraced by what just transpired says they should go back and get Dudley's bike. The others refuse, so Woody walks back alone, steals the bike and cuts the fuel lines on the gang's bikes. He quickly drives back to the Wild Hogs, claiming that all he did was threaten to sue the Del Fuegos. The group continues on towards the Pacific.
The Del Fuegos realize what has happened and try to go after the Wild Hogs, but after their bikes stall, Jack accidentally drops his cigarette onto the line of fluid from where Woody cut the gas lines of the bikes. This causes a chain reaction that blows up the bar.
Because Woody is hesitant to stop for gas after the explosion he saw the bar explode when he looked in his rear-view mirror, the Wild Hogs end up running out of gas. The four end up in Madrid, New Mexico where they are mistaken for members of the Del Fuego group when they quickly grab pitchers of beer they haven't ordered and start guzzling them. Recovering from their thirst, they learn the Del Fuegos regularly terrorize the town, but the police force, which has very little training and no guns, can't do anything.
The four men re-evaluate their lives, especially when Doug, Woody, and Bobby do a "bull-slap" which ends up being painful for two of them and Dudley falls for Maggie (Marisa Tomei), the owner of the local diner.
Eventually, the four men are spotted and the Del Fuegos come to get their revenge. The two Del Fuegos call Jack and tell him the Wild Hogs are in Madrid "I like Madrid. The ground's soft enough to bury them in!" says Jack Bobby, believing that they are safe because of what Woody told them, squirts the two men with ketchup and mustard. The two Del Fuego scouts do not fight, because Jack told them not to hurt the Wild Hogs until he arrived. The Wild Hogs are proclaimed heroes.
The next day, the entire team of Del Fuegos shows up in Madrid. Woody reveals what happened at the Del Fuego bar and the truth behind his need to take the trip, upsetting the others. After the Del Fuegos threaten to burn Maggie's diner, Dudley stands up to the gang, but is captured. The others join Dudley, with Doug declaring that they aren't going to run, but are going to fight. They are easily outmatched by the Del Fuegos and are beat up badly, holding up against them to keep them busy. The townspeople arrive and threaten the Del Fuegos, when Damien Blade (Peter Fonda), Jack's father and the founder of the Del Fuegos, arrives. Blade tells Jack that the bar was nothing but an insurance scam, and orders his son to leave town.
Doug and Bobby's wives arrive, and the two finally learn to relate to their families. Bobby finally stands up to his wife and tells her that he is tired of her being controlling over him, and she apologizes for it. The Wild Hogs reach the West coast soon after and it ends when they get sidetracked by Dudley nearly wiping out, and crash into a tandem surfboard. During the credits, the Del Fuegos get a new bar after the Wild Hogs contacted Extreme Makeover: Home Edition to build it.
An ex-con battles it out in the cage to pay for the operation that would save the daughter of his victim. Along the way he finds fatherly love, and friendship, in the most unlikely of places. The ending was so sad and nice aswell the little girl goes in for a new heart,,,And Walton Goggins as Reno Paulsaint gets hes father cuff back Very sweet of Steve Austin As John Bricknerstin....
After serving 6 years for a crime he didn't commit, Shane Daniels is released from jail with an apology from the State of Arizona. Within hours of his freedom, he unluckily bears witness to a cop killing by Chinese mafia who have a kidnapped girl and a bag of drug money. In this action packed thrill ride, Shane agreed to help the girl to get her uncle back to safety. To that he gets some help from Russian mafia, whos boss owns him a favor for saving his son from the Chinese cop killing....
A BEAST FROM THE DARKEST RECESS OF YOUR IMAGINATION, AN INDESTRUCTIBLE KILLING MACHINE WITH A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH. YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN NOT HIDE FROM THE ROTTWEILER.
"Infiltration" is a game where the players submit themeselves to dangerous situations in order to escape the world of consumerism and comformity. Dante and Ula are a young couple who are fervent fans of the game, However, when they infiltrate a boatload of illegal immigrants they are washed up on the shore of a land ruled by a merciless tyrant and the lovers are forced beyond the dangers of the game and into a realm of violence and damnation, They are pursed by ROTT, a beast reinforced with modern technology and possessed by an ancient evil that will not die until it has devoured the heart and destroyed the soul of its prey. Dante and Ula are chased across a landscape of terror where there is no freind, no refuge, no respite from relentless violences and cruelty... there is only the hunter and the hunted.
FBI agent Charlie Wax: What the fuck do you think this is about? It's about terrorists! It's about terrorists, man, converting their finances into drugs so they can move it around without being detected.
What was the movie really about hummmmmmmmm..... Jonathan Myers as James Reece...Hes appartment was buged so was the ring he was wearing....So you will fine out in the end...hes girl freind plus the girlfreind freind......(AFTER ALL HES G F AND THE G F FREIND WERE BOTH TERRORIST"S..."JAMES REECE SHOOTS HE GIRLFREIND IN THE HEAD...WHY YOU FIND OUT...LOVE JOHN TRAVOLLTA
In a rural town in Texas, go-go dancer Cherry Darling (with a leg/machine gun), decides to quit her low-paying job and find another use for her numerous 'useless' talents. Cherry's ex-boyfriend, El Wray, at the Bone Shack, a restaurant owned by J.T. Hague, a group of military officials, led by the demented Lt. Muldoon, are making a business transaction with a scientist named Abby for a deadly biochemical agent known as DC2 codename "Project Terror", but when Muldoon learns Abby has an extra supply on hand, he attempts to take Abby hostage and Abby intentionally releases the gas into the air. As gun-legged Cherry Darling and one man wrecking crew El Wray try to save the world from a horde of flesh-eating zombies
If you took Shaun of the Dead and Army of Darkness and added many fantastic breasted women you might come up with this film.
The film is a horror/comedy, heavy on the comedy, so don't expect to be scared. And for a movie that boasts such an audacious title; there was a relatively small amount of lesbianism, and even more importantly for the average person watching this movie, a major shortage of boobs. Yes, there is only ONE very brief, albeit hilarious, scene of nudity.
That doesn't stop the girls from being super hot. Every single woman in the film is a testament to the beauty of women. I couldn't even choose which one I liked the most. Kudos to the casting director.
The plot. Oh yeah, there is a plot. Two guys, one obnoxious, one average, embark on an adventure to a town that happens to sacrifice tourists to the lesbian vampires. They team up with a van full of hot girls and a priest to rid the world of said lesbian vampires. It is all cheese, all day.
The dialogue is witty and often hilarious ("probably get bummed by a gay werewolf") and makes the viewing experience worthwhile. This is definitely one of the better horror/comedies I have seen in quite some time. The British are becoming the masters of horror/comedies. Too bad they can't play soccer.
One thing, the sound was poorly mixed on my copy. Songs and special effects were way too loud when compared to the dialogue. I can't stand bad mixing; nothing takes me out of a movie faster.
If you are looking for a nice, well-executed horror comedy than look no further. Dare I say, Lesbian Vampire Killers drives a stake through its competition.
Sean: [about Ray] He was nothing to me, all right? I mean, I didn't even speak two words to the guy my entire life. He's a redneck piece of shit. He got my mom drunk, and he left her pregnent. That doesn't make him my father.
Sean: Are you fucking kidding me?
Ricky: I swer to god. I am not making this up!
Eden Sinclair: You guys, what's going on?
Ricky: The town is upside down! Deputy Turner, and Terry Parker, who works at the morgue are both missing! And here's the really fucked up part. So is Ray Sawyer!
Eric: Ray's dead, Ricky.
Ricky: Yeah. That's the really fucked up part! His *body's* missing!
Cece: I can make a doll.
Eden Sinclair: A doll? What would that do?
Cece: The evil is inside Ray's body. I can't stop that, but maybe I can stop his body long enough for us to get out of here. It's worth a try.
Eden Sinclair: Are you talking about a voodoo doll?
Cece: If I had something of Ray's, like some, some hair, or some clothing, some actual part of him, I could make a doll.
Eric: So who's gonna go outside and pull a lock of hair?
Eden Sinclair: Will blood work?
Rachel: What are you talking about?
Eden Sinclair: Sean is his son. Ray's blood is running through him. That would work, right?
Radiation from a fallen satellite cause the recently deceased to rise from the grave and seek the living to feed on. A group of people holed up in an old farmhouse must somehow brave the Zombie hordes in order to escape their ravenous clutches..
What do we forget as we grow older? What becomes of the people we leave in our past? Can we go home again?
What if you never grew up?
These are a few questions you may ask of yourself as you leave the theater after "The Orphanage." This film is equal parts dark-fantasy and ghost-story, a parable for the beloved kid's tale Peter Pan as well as a tale of spectral children. Very suspenseful, this film does a wonderful job luring you into genuine jump moments hook, line and sinker, and at the same time crafts a beautiful story.
Our characters are developed with care, whether living or dead. We are slowly brought into a world where we find conflicting emotions and motivations, as nothing happens without a reason or a message. These are ghosts that will scare you and keep you jumping, but they are real characters as opposed to the monsters waiting in the dark.
This film is an archetypal hero's journey, where our protagonist is drawn into a world of mystery at a careful pace, shuddering at times to leave us guessing, and rolling along at a terrifying clip at others. There is always a lot going on, leaving viewers to wonder who can see what, or more importantly, who can understand the dark world around them.
There is enough intrigue, suspense, terror, and real emotion in "The Orphanage" to leave it on a short list of damn near perfect movies. Here is a rare occasion where concept, story, and execution come together in resounding harmony to sing a haunting and heartfelt song.
THERE IS A QUIZZ IN HERE I SAY IT IS WRONGE... CHAPTER 25-27 HE LEAVES THE DOG WITH THE BOYS GRANDMOTHER AND SAY'S HER NAME IS DAISY... CHAPTER 28-29:) HE LEFT THE HOUSE TO THE CHURCH AND THE CAR TO TOAD AS LONG AS HE DID NOT CUT PAINT OR DRESS IT UP. _ PLUS THAILAND WAS CLOSER THEN VIET NAM.....HMMM WHAT DO U THINK....)
(Hilary Swank as Maggie Fitzgearld mum was so greedy only wanted money from her daughter...her sister was no better plus her Jaill bird brother..Who just got of jail.)
The ending was pretty sad...In the end Clint Eastwood pull the plugs so Hilary Swank- as Maggie Fitzerald could pass away...With out going thru any more pain.
You could learn something from this movie..All about parents or-mother...Im glad Maggie told her mum off in the hospital..And the solitor aswell..After all her daughter brought her mum a house with no thanks...Mother wanted social secruity benfits...Talk about a joke...Can relate...Parents are ass holes
Pretty good film..Clint Eastwood Was Excellent as alway...Going to space...With hes old mates...Sad ending for Hawk- Tommy Lee Jones...Hawk didn't have to wait 8 month to die of concer...Did it in space to save hes mates and the world...
Pretty good actress and actors in this film...Bruce Wills-I think he liked hes part being smack around by woman and tied-up hehe...good movie..lot of action.
And thrills...
Anne Hathaway...give credit to her-Telephone sex...one off her lines some old woman said if he says yes to a 3 someone give me time to get dress...Plus Auston Kutcher...he was so romantic...plus he ddn't like the married man cheating on he wife...plus the girl freind was hes best freind...That the married man was useing but she didn't belive him so she went on the air plain straight to her useing boy freind asked at the hospitail if he was married and he was..This movie was awesome alot of fantastic actress and actors.... ------------------- PLUS TAYLOR SWIFT SHOULD STICK TO SINGING TALK ABOUT A DUMB BLONDE
My Favourite film. This film is child freindly and family freindly. child and reading and going into her little dream world of Adventure.And she only got home school plus her freinds were her animals that she could speak to,And they could speak to her.?
The nature-talent fairies are bringing to the mainland the season of leaves, hibernation, chilly breezes, and pumpkins: autumn. Meanwhile, Tinker Bell and dust-talent fairies like Terence (Jesse McCartney) are staying in Pixie Hollow. Tinker Bell is trying to make a "Pixie Express". But it fails just as she is called to meet Queen Clarion (Angelica Houston), Fairy Mary (Jane Horrocks), and The Minister of Autumn (John DiMaggio). They show her a magical moonstone and explain to her its powers. Every eight years, there is a blue harvest moon in Pixie Hollow. When the light of this moon passes through the moonstone, it creates blue pixie dust to rejuvenate the pixie dust tree. The Autumn Revelry is the associated event during which the fairies gather to collect the dust.
A new scepter is to be made to raise the moonstone, and Tinker Bell has been recommended. Tinker Bell accepts the task, as well as help from Terence. But as the work on the scepter progresses, Tinker Bell begins to have trouble with Terence, who is trying too hard to be helpful. An accident occurs, causing the scepter and the stone to break. Tinker Bell sets out on in a balloon she's created to find a magic mirror, which, according to legend, granted two of three wishes before becoming lost. Tinker Bell intends to use the last wish to repair the moonstone.
Along the way, she meets Blaze, a brave firefly. Tinker Bell finally discovers the mirror, but she accidentally wastes the wish. She is found by Terence, who has been following her after discovering her plans and the fragments of the moonstone in her empty house.
Tinker Bell and Terence start back to Pixie Hollow. Along the way, Tinker Bell fixes the scepter using a white gem from the top of the mirror, the scepter pieces Terence has wisely brought, and the moonstone pieces, all set at just the right angle. She discovers the magic of friendship, humility, and love. Thanks to inspired teamwork with Terence, she is ready to give the scepter to Queen Clarion.
When she unveils the scepter, the assembled fairies are alarmed to see the fragments of the moonstone. However, the broken moonstone shards create an unexpected benefit: they increased the surface area through which the rays of the blue moon could pass, creating the most blue pixie dust ever seen in Pixie Hollow.
Through a textual prologue the audience is told that Snow White is a princess living with her stepmother, a vain and wicked witch known only as the Queen. Fearing Snow White's beauty, the Queen forced her to work as a scullery maid and would daily ask her Magic Mirror "who is the fairest one of all". The mirror would always answer that the Queen was, pleasing her. At the film's opening, the Magic Mirror informs the Queen that Snow White is now the fairest in the land. The jealous Queen orders her huntsman to take Snow White into the woods and kill her, demanding that he bring her the dead girl's heart in a jeweled box as proof of the deed. The huntsman, unwilling to harm Snow White, instead spares her life, and urges her to flee into the woods and never come back, bringing back a pig's heart instead.
Lost and frightened, the princess is befriended by woodland creatures who lead her to a cottage deep in the woods. Finding seven small chairs in the cottage's dining room, Snow White assumes the cottage is the untidy home of seven children. It soon becomes apparent that the cottage belongs instead to seven adult dwarfs, Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey, who work in a nearby mine. Returning home, they are alarmed to find their cottage clean and surmise that an intruder has invaded their home. The dwarfs find Snow White upstairs, asleep across three of their beds. The princess awakens, introduces herself, and all of the dwarfs except Grumpy (who is suspicious, but eventually warms up to her) welcome her as a house guest after they learn she can cook. Snow White begins a new life cooking and keeping house for the dwarfs.
The Queen eventually discovers that Snow White is still alive when the mirror again answers that Snow White is the fairest in the land. Using magic to disguise herself as an old hag, the Queen goes to the cottage while the dwarfs are away and tricks Snow White into biting into a poisoned (magic wishing) apple that sends her into a deep sleep, which can only be broken by love's first kiss. The vengeful dwarfs, alerted by the woodland animals who recognized the Queen, chase the Queen up a cliff and trap her. She tries to roll a boulder over them but lightning strikes the cliff she is standing on and she falls to her death.
The dwarfs return to their cottage and find Snow White seemingly dead. Unwilling to bury her body out of sight in the ground, they instead place her in a glass coffin trimmed with gold, and eternal veil, in a clearing in the forest. Together with the woodland creatures, they keep watch over her body through the seasons.
After several seasons pass, a Prince who had previously met and fallen in love with Snow White, learns of her plight and visits her coffin. Captivated by her beauty, he kisses her, which breaks the spell and awakens her. The dwarfs and animals all rejoice as Snow White and the prince ride off to the Prince's castle.
Brought this dvd on Wednesday 11/03/2009,For my youngest daughter.. but my daughter - isabel did'nt like the wolf's...It is much better seeing this on dvd then tv....
Plot: The immortal characters of Charles Dickens' classis novel, Oliver Twist...A penniless orphan in 17th century London... Poor but honest Oliver is fleeing the cruelty of the workhouse when he's forced in a band of young thieves headed by the notorious Fagin and the evil Bill Sikes. But when the greedy cutthroats threaten Oliver's only chance for happiness, the gentle-hearted boy must summon the courage to fight for his freedom and future.
A Hollywood Planet-style joint, it features industry memorabilia, including wax figures of famous monsters (Wolfman, Pinhead, Freddy Kruger) and divas (Diana Ross, Latoya Jackson), and a few eventually-implemented-as-weapons props. The fit between the monster and divas categories is probably obvious to most of the film's viewers, as they will be looking for more of writer Kevin Williamson and director Wes Craven's biting wit (they made the Scream trilogy). Cursed doesn't quite achieve that level, but it has moments, including several insider jokes occasioned by "Tinsel" as a visual backdrop for a late, violent showdown.
Of particular note are the allusions to Lon Chaney's Wolfman, for the curse in question is indeed lycanthropy. This much is hinted at in the film's first scene, where wildly dancing kids enjoy Bowling for Soup's cover of Sam the Sham's "Lil' Red Riding Hood." It becomes obvious when Ellie and Jimmy are driving home on the twisty, hilly Mulholland Drive, arguing about her lateness to pick him up (she blames him for not having friends to drive him places; he blames her for working too much) when their windshield is smacked by a large animal-like entity, soon to be called "the beast." Their car hits Becky's, which rolls down an embankment and flips onto its roof, and the "blood" promised her makes its appearance. Or not. Reportedly cut down from an R-rated version to a PG-13 size by studio mucky-mucks, this horror movie is short on actual gore or even much violence that's not so cartoony as to look silly, and long on spooky wind, rustling leaves, and lights going out at conveniently alarming moments.
The car wreck gives Ellie and Jimmy the chance to do a right thing: they attempt to get Becky out of her car, when the beast doesn't quite appear (a large, dark shadow makes a lot of noise and incites much frantic editing of hard-to-read images) and rips her from the driver's seat, dragging her off into the woods to have its way with her. Jimmy and Ellie come out the other end of this fracas scathed -- he has a claw slice across the chest, she has a bite on her arm. And this means they are "cursed," a term that in this film also means "infected," as the werewolf affliction appears to lie somewhere between AIDS metaphor ("I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf," laments one victim) and bad attitude. (A smarter, if raunchier and more violent, form of this story is available in 2000's Ginger Snaps, concerning two sisters, one bitten by a werewolf and so becoming her high school's resident man-killer.)
The combined intimacy and tension between Ellie and Jimmy is Cursed's most engaging and unusual aspect, a sibling relationship exacerbated as they must cover up a shared misfortune. The film frames their lycanthropy as an infection so dreadful that it can jump species, demonstrated when Jimmy's golden retriever Zipper bites him and is turned into a spazzy, poorly CGI-ed wolf-dog, capable of ripping their house to pieces. While Ellie initially takes the denial route, Jimmy doesn't have that option; he wakes the morning after the attack naked "in the bushes," which suggests he went out rampaging during the night, though without a visible body count.
This worries Jimmy, as does his newfound taste for raw meat and fighting back against Bo's abuses (Jimmy worries that he is so eager to wrestle Bo, even to toss him in the air and throw him to the ground). Ellie, meantime, adapts to some changes, as her new inclination to wear slinkier outfits earns compliments from her coworker Kyle (Michael Rosenbaum), who calls her "saucy!" She's even glad that now she feels more able to take on Jake's former squeeze and "psycho publicist" Joanie (the ever game Judy Greer), who becomes the stand-in target for all things bad about the movie industry. Hardly troubled by her new ability to sniff out (and lust after) someone's bloody nose, Ellie only starts to fret when her body hurts and her veins pop out. She's inclined to dismiss her scary dream, in which, unable to control herself, she savages Jake's neck.
Jimmy's approach is more head-on: he starts researching on the internet. Here he learns some basic useful facts, like how to kill werewolves (you need to separate the head from the body). He also faces what turns out to be the movie's cleverest turn of events, though borrowed from any number of sources (Buffy's coming out to her mom as a Slayer being most memorable). When a friend decides to come out to him (as gay), assuming that Jimmy, so girlishly recessive for so many years, is similarly inclined, Jimmy has to go through his own self-identification. "I'm not gay," he explains, "I'm cursed! I'm a werewolf." When the other boy persists, trying to kiss him, Jimmy sighs, exasperated. "I'm appealing, it's part of the curse."
2011 I CAN WAIT FOR SCREAM TO COME OUT...AWESOME HORROR?
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'The Ghostface Killer' returns in this fourth installment to the popular horror series 'Scream'. Set 10 years after the events of Scream 3, a group of people find themselves being stalked and murdered... read more by Ghostface himself.
(YUMMY PEANUT BUTTER)
THEY CAN KEEP THE RATS..IT WAS A WASTE OF PEANUT BUTTER,,BUT THE PLAN WORKED WELL:))
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A young man named Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy) works at a dead-end job with an overbearing boss. He takes anti-depressants when he feels stressed out. His live-in girlfriend is sleeping with his best friend. He speaks of how his father left when he was just one week old. He wonders if maybe when he was born his father looked into his eyes and saw a failure.
Elsewhere, a man called "Mr. X" (David O'Hara) meets with a ballistics expert to find out who made a particular bullet for a "competitor". She observes that the bullet is "clean", i.e., not traceable to a particular gun. As becomes clear later, this is because it is the last stage of a multi-stage bullet. Suddenly, a sniper shoots the ballistics expert in the head from a nearby building. Mr. X leaps through the window and shoots his opponents in mid-flight, killing them. He lands on the building and begins talking to a man on a cell phone, unaware that he is standing on a marked spot. He notices it as the man, named Cross fires a multi-stage bullet from across town, killing Mr. X by going through the back of his head and out through his forehead the flight of the bullet is shown in slow-motion, backward..
One night at a pharmacy, Gibson meets a mysterious woman who tells him his father was an elite assassin who had been killed the day before. Gibson replies that his father abandoned him a week after his birth. At that moment, Cross appears, gun in hand. The woman opens fire on Cross. Gibson and the woman escape from the resulting shoot-out and have a wild car chase in the streets of Chicago. The woman brings Gibson to the headquarters of The Fraternity, a thousand-year-old secret society of assassins. The group's leader, Sloan (Morgan Freeman), formally introduces Gibson to Fox (Angelina Jolie), the woman from the night before, and invites him to follow in his father's footsteps as an assassin. Sloan tests Gibson by making him shoot the wings off a fly. When Gibson refuses, a gun is put to his head, triggering a panic attack. Gibson somehow manages to shoot the wings off several flies. Sloan says that he was able to do that because his heart beats 400 times a second when he's stressed. When Sloan asks him whether he want to know how to control it, he runs away in fear. Gibson wakes up the next day hoping everything was a dream, but discovers his father's gun which he stashes in the toilet tank, and that he has $3.6 million in his bank account. At work, Gibson tells off his boss, bashes his duplicitous friend with a computer keyboard forming the words "F_CK YOU" with the f, _, c, k, y, o letters and a tooth that pops out of his friend's mouth, and storms out. Gibson then sees pictures of himself and Fox on the front page of several newspapers as wanted fugitives for the pharmacy shooting. Then he notices Fox, who has been waiting outside, and she gives him a ride back to the Fraternity headquarters - an unassuming textile mill.
Sometime later when his training is complete, Gibson is given orders to kill people from the Loom of Fate, a loom that gives the names of the targets through a binary code hidden in weaving errors of the fabric. While on his first assignment, Gibson has second thoughts and hesitates killing his target. In a flashback we learn that he told Fox it isn't right to kill people without knowing anything about them or why they deserve to die. Fox then relates a childhood story, about a judge handling a sensitive case, and the defendant had ordered him assassinated. A hired killer held the young girl at knifepoint as they waited for her father to return home. The killer then lit the father on fire as the young girl watched, and then branded his initials into her neck. Fox explained that the man who killed the judge had been targeted by the Fraternity several weeks prior to the events of the story, but their assassin had failed to carry out his duty. Fox then tells Gibson The Fraternity's idea, "Kill one and maybe save thousands". As she prepares to leave, he notices initials branded on her neck and realizes the story was about her. Back to present we see Gibson bends a bullet trajectory to kill the target a moment after this recollection.
Whenever Sloan orders Gibson to kill a person, Gibson would ask whether the target is Cross as he cannot wait to have revenge. At one time, Sloan grants his wish as the next target is Cross. Fox feels that it is too early but Sloan gives her another order where the target is Gibson.
Gibson and Fox travel to the Fraternity's original base of operations in Europe. The two easily capture Pekwarsky and force him to take them to Cross. The meeting leads to a confrontation between Gibson and Cross on a moving train. Fox steals a car and crashes it into the train, eventually causing the train to derail when it reaches a bridge over a deep ravine killing all innocent passengers. Gibson is about to fall into the ravine before Cross catches his hand, saving his life. Gibson unhesitatingly shoots him. Before Cross dies, he tells Gibson that he is his real father and that the Fraternity had been lying to him. Fox confirms the truth and explains that Gibson was recruited because he was the only person that Cross wouldn't kill. Fox then tells Gibson about the kill order on him and raises her weapon to shoot him. Gibson, however, shoots the glass underneath him and plunges into the river below.
Gibson awakes in an apartment across the street from his former apartment. He finds Pekwarsky there. Upon inspecting the apartment, he discovers it belonged to his father, who had been monitoring him his whole life. Pekwarsky hands Gibson a loom weaving and tells him to decode it. Gibson is shocked to discover Sloan's name in the weaving. Pekwarsky explains that after Sloan discovered that he was the next target stated by the Loom of Fate, he started manufacturing his own targets and after discovering this Cross goes rogue and Sloan turns the Fraternity against him. Since then Sloan has used false kill orders to direct the Fraternity as mere contract killers. Gibson realizes that Cross had never actually tried to kill him in their previous confrontations; he had been assassinating Fraternity members to keep them away from Gibson. Pekwarsky departs after giving Gibson plane tickets, stating that his father wished him a life free of violence. While exploring the apartment further, Gibson discovers a secret room containing all of his father's weapons and maps. He even finds a supply of the Exterminator's mini-bombs, realizing that the Exterminator had been working with his father. Gibson then devises a plan to take out Sloan and the Fraternity. Upon entering Sloan's office, he finds himself surrounded by Fox and her fellow master assassins. Gibson tells them that Sloan is killing for profit by providing his killers with fraudulent kill orders. He then attempts to kill Sloan, but is disarmed by Fox.
Fox asks Sloan if this is true. Sloan then reveals that all of their names had come up in the weaving, and that he had merely acted to protect them. He then goes on to explain that if they truly believe in the code then they should take their lives right where they stand. Otherwise, they should kill Gibson. The other assassins decide to kill Gibson, but Fox turns on her fellow assassins. She "curves" a bullet to kill the assassins who had been standing in a circle, then throws her gun to Gibson before stepping back into the bullet. Sloan escapes. Gibson, penniless once more, does not know what to do with himself. While Gibson provides a voice-over, the audience sees a young man sitting in front of a computer in a cubicle much like Gibson did at the beginning of the film. The man types the name "Wesley Gibson" into Google and searches for it but does not have any results, as in the beginning of the film. Sloan appears and points a gun at the man's head. At that moment, the man turns around and is revealed to be a decoy and looks down. Sloan also looks down and realizes he is standing on a marked spot. He then looks up and says, "Oh, f_ck", before Gibson, who is actually miles away, shoots him in the head from the comfort of his own apartment, from the same window his father killed Mr. X at the beginning of the movie. It is also shown that the same bullet passed through an energy drink his former best friend was holding as his unfaithful girlfriend looks on in shock, and passed through a donut his former boss was about to eat mere moments before it killed Sloan.
The movie ends with Gibson breaking the fourth wall, addressing the audience and giving an overview of his last six weeks as an assassin saying, "This is me taking back control of my life. What the f_ck have you done lately?"
VERY GOOD FOR THE LITTLE TODDLER OR CHILD TO WATCH....SENDS OUT A NICE MESSAGE....THE BEE WAS IN LOVE WITH THE HUMANN,WHICH HE WASN'T ALOUD TO BE..BUT HE DIDN'T CARE WHAT ANY BEE SAID THE WAY LOVE SHOULD BE...THE WAY THE HUMAN SHOULD IT SHOULDN'T MATTER WERE YOU COME FROM AS LONG AS YOU ARE HAPPY.,IT SEEM LIKE I WATCH THIS MOVIE SOOOOO MANY-TIMES.... with my 2 youngest daughters haha...love JERRY SEINFELD...MY FAVOURITE COMEDY SEINFEILD......
LOVE ALL THE LASSIE FILMS..TRYING TO OWN ALL THESE LASSIE FILM...ON DVD,BUT NO LUCK YET.
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Plot: Lassie Come Home is a classic for all the usual reasons: its timeless, universal appeal, its first-of-its-kind status, and its exceptional cinematography, direction, and performances. What make...( read more )s this 1943 charmer especially fun for grownups who haven't screened it since their own preteen, pet-obsessed days, though, is a couple of cute-as-a-button cast members. An adorably over-earnest Roddy McDowall stars as Joe, the mostly hapless lad whom Lassie refuses to part with despite his down-and-out family's decision to sell her, for a paltry 15 guineas, to a wealthy duke; and Elizabeth Taylor, already stunning at around age 10, surrenders a sweet if mawkish performance as Priscilla, the Duke's tenderhearted granddaughter, who lends a hand in Lassie's escape from her family's unkind kennel master and winks her way into winning the fearless pup a permanent place at her true master's side. Beyond that, it's no mystery why generations of dog-loving audiences have marveled at the precocious collie's career--Lassie is a great actor. She so convincingly digs impossible trenches, leaps towering fences, swims raging rivers, knocks out bad guys, and betrays the essence of brokenheartedness with her bedraggled coat and woebegone expressions that it's sometimes hard to shake the suspicion that she's really an incredibly limber person in a cute dog suit. All told, Lassie Come Home delivers a lot to love, not the least of which is the deeply dramatic score--quirky sounding to the modern ear--which returns audiences to simpler, irony-free times, as does the movie's message of loyalty at all costs. --Tammy La Gorce
Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High. Unfortunately for them, the book is ruined, and with i...( read more )ncomplete advice, the Bible leads them on a hilarious journey to lose their virginity.
Exploring lost empires,finding priceless treasures,punishing villains in mortal combat....it's all in a day's work for adventurer Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie). But a secret from her father's (Jon Voight) past is about to lead Lara to her greatest challenge:The Triangle of Light,a legendary artifact with the power to alter space and time. Lara must find the Triangle before it falls into the clutches of the IIIuminati,a secret society bent on world domination. To stop the IIIuminati,Lara will have to survive a cross-continental chase filled with unimaginable danger. But for the tomb Raider,Danger is the name of the game.
**WITH EYE-= POPPING ACTION AND ELECTRIFYING THRILLS????
Lara Croft (Jolie)Is back in action and faces her most perilous mission:
to recover what ancient civilisation believed to be the essence of all evil,Pandora's Box. She must travel the globe, From Greece to Hong Kong to Kenya and beyond to get to the box before it's found by a maniacal scientist (Ciarian Hinds) whose plan is to use it for mass annihilation.
For this adventure,Lara recruits her ex-partner-Terry Sheridan (Gerard Butler)-a dangerous mercenary who has previously betrayed Lara and their country.. She knows he's the best for the mission,but can she trust him again?
Excellent Film,Very Funny,But not the same as daddy day care....In the end of this film,People cheating to win...And the pranks,Were the kids could of been hurt...Becareful with this film parents...If your child could be watching this...They could reapt what other kids were doing in this film....With the 3 legget race,were the kids were trip over by string i think.
**SORRY**ONLY A 3 STAR...ITS NOT AS GOOD AS EDDIE MURPHY DADDY DAY CARE...BUT STILL LIKED IT...IT WAS FUNNY WE ALL NEED TO LAUGH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON...JUST MAKE SURE YOU EXPLAIN TO YOUR KIDS NOT TO DO THIS AT SCHOOL!!!!!!!
*FANTASIC* Non-stop action Baby Oliver for a new born baby got the time of hes life.Baby Oliver even got a bullet proof Jacket so cute.??? Between Clive Owens And Monica Bellucci...Great love scene. The hard scene to learn would of been jumping out of a *AEROPLANE* and then shooting people in the air.))
The owner of a wax museum has an exhibit dedicated to the Munsters. When he uses robots that look like Herman and Granpa to pull a jewelry heist, everyone thinks that the real Herman and Grandpa did it. They must prove their innocence and uncover the real thieves.
Herman discovers he's the new lord of Munster Hall in England. The family sails to Britain, where they receive a tepid welcome from Lady Effigy and Freddie Munster, who throws tantrums because he wasn't named Lord Munster. An on-board romance had blossomed between Marilyn and Roger, but on land Marilyn discovers Roger's family holds a longstanding grudge against the Munsters. Herman upholds the family honor in an auto race; he and Grandpa also unlock "the secret of Munster Hall."
Eddie Munster (Bug Hall) misses Transylvania and clearly doesn't think it's the most wonderful time of the year, so the rest of the Munsters -- Herman (Sam McMurray), Lily (Ann Magnuson), Grandpa (Sandy Brown) and Marilyn (Elaine Hendrix)-- rally to make him enjoy the holly, jolly magic that Santa brings.
Original Sin is set in the late 19th century Cuba, and flashes back and forth a few times from the scene of a woman awaiting her execution while telling her story to a priest, to the actual events of that story.. Its not one of her best films..Will rated this film 4 stars...
Toy Story 3-2010... The video is so Fab:) Ken and Barbie...Very sweet:) Hi im ken. barbie. (Barbie-have we ever meet :) Ken Reply_(I'VE WOULD OF REMEMBER.) ken reply-I Love your - leg warmers. Barbie's reply..Nice ascott..
Try to re call this plant eating horror..Woman go back to the shop and get eaten up by plant...plus there was males aswell...The plant's diet consisits of blood and flesh on which it thrives on.i can recall him had a niddle then dab hes finger at first to feed hes plant....plant could talk to him-And said FEED ME, FEED MEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Brought this movie plus music cd For My 4 daughters.And myself of course... love this film plus music is so fantastic....songs were" Bang the drum","Tell me something i don't know" And hurry up and save me love that song my favourite...And New Classic...I RECOMMEND THIS FILM TO ANY PARENT WITH CHILDREN. Selena Gomez she is only young plus a nice actress plus she knows how to sing and dance.....
Who cares about this movie,,first one was so much better..But i liked Colin Firth in this one...(AFTER ALL EVERYONE TO THEIR OWN) OPION ...)) THE NEW PUPPIE WAS A NICE GIFT HE GAVE THE LADY..HE DID ONCE LOVE..BUT SHE DIDN'T TRUST HIM,,BUT HE JUST WANTED TO MAKE UP FOR THE OTHER PUP SHE LOST IN THE FIRST MOVIE..
In Bride and Prejudice - Gurinder Chadha's Bollywood film version of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice - a few things are different. There are four daughters instead of five. Only two of these daughters are married by the end of the film, as opposed to the novel where three of them are married to eligible suitors. Will Darcy, played aptly by Martin Henderson, does not exude as much pride as is expected out of his character, while Lalita Bakshi (the film equivalent to Elizabeth Bennet played by Aishwarya Rai) has many judgments to make against other characters where Darcy's pride (or lack thereof) just does not measure up to the full force of her character.
Other differences between the novel and the film added and took away from the film. The changes into modern day went flawlessly into the film. Examples of these seamlessly modern day changes included the use of e-mail instead of letters, and going between cities (and countries) rather than large estates in the countryside of England. The supporting cast, integral to the story of Pride and Prejudice, hold up Bride and Prejudice very well. They keep the film moving and insert funny moments as well.
Bride and Prejudice becomes slightly confusing after the first third of the film is over when events from the novel become mixed up with additions to the film, as well as when events from the novel end up in a different order on screen than they did on the page. Overall, Bride and Prejudice was a high quality movie-going experience. With a good supporting cast, as well as reasonable performances out of the leading actors, this adaptation of Jane Austen's novel was very enjoyable.
Following a violent storm, a beautiful and sassy mermaid named Aquamarine washes ashore and into the lives of two teenage girls. After Aquamarine falls for a local, hunky lifeguard, she enlists the girls' help to win his heart.
Based on Ann Brashares' best-selling novel about a special summer in the lives of four lifelong friends separated for the first time. On a shopping trip, the young women find a pair of thrift-shop jeans that fits each of them perfectly and they decide to use these pants as a way of keeping in touch over the months ahead, each one wearing the jeans for a week to see what luck they bring her before sending them on to the next. Though miles apart, the four friends still experience life, love and loss together in a summer they'll never forget.
WHAT A LOVELY LOVE STORY.
AND A FANTASTIC ROLE PLAYED BY KEIRA KNIGHTLEY PLAYED BY LIZZIE
Matthew MacFadyen.....MR DARCY...THE ENDING WAS SO PERFECTED BUT LIZZIE FATHER DIDN'T WANT HES DAUGHTER TO MARRIED...HER DAD WAS SAD THAT SHE FOUND SOMEBODY LIKE HER SELF THAT SHE LOVED.
Matthew MacFadyen....SUCH A WOUNDERFUL ACTOR.....MR DARCY WAS SO SWEET.
Emma Thompson----AND HUGH GRANT...SUCH WOUNDERFUL ACTING DONE BY BOTH....HUGH GRANT WOULDN'T MISS THIS FILM IN THE WORLD.....MY FAV.....VERY NICE RECOMMENDED MOVIE HERE...!!!
LOVE ALAN RICKMAN IN HARRY POTTER WOW HE HAS CHANGE ALOT....?
I thought Billy Crystal and John Goodman were great. I like them anyway, but I can't imagine anyone else in their roles. John Goodman comes across as a warm, fuzzy teddy bear type in so many of his roles, and this time he was actually drawn that way. Crystal and Goodman were great together, even when their characters showed signs of not getting along. And Boo sounded so natural, so childlike. There's no way an adult could have done her lines the way they were executed.
And the writing was so intelligent, this movie was not just for kids. There were a lot of clever jokes that kids might not get. Still, the warm and fuzzy qualities of so many of the monsters make this a perfect choice for kids as well as adults, .
This movie turned out to be really great after all, and reminded me of one thing, never LISTEN TO CRITICS. Skeet is excellent in it as the typical man who tries to much and always fails, but he's still very funny nonetheless. a great watch and family film(though a bit rude the young ones wouldn't wouldn't understand most of it.)Definitely worth a watch, especially for a Skeet fan. It starts out with Kevin(Skeet)working in a travel agency and he gets his grandfathers will where he must travel to Alask to earn his inheritance, and it all starts out from there. It'll make you laugh, cry and raise your voice. So as i said bore, don't listen to the other reviews, and go get yourself this DVD NOW!
When a weird looking duckling named "Ugly" is adopted by a city rat and wannabe hit show manager named "Ratso", big laughs along with life's lessons are guaranteed. Based on one of Hans Christian Anderson's most beloved fairytales and featuring outrageous characters like Ernie, the cat with a ventiloquist act and Wesley the worm, a prima donna actor, The Ugly Duckling and Me, is a heartwarming, adventure-filled film for the whole family.
great adventure,Pirate ships etc....Jeff Cohen he played a great role for a kid....He could go threw food could'nt he....ICE CREAM YUMMY..I would'nt wan't to eat ice cream knowing there was a stiff in the freezer(Dead Body)
Bob Ho (Chan) has been dating his neighbor, single mom Jillian (Amber Valletta) - much to the chagrin of her three kids: 13-year-old Farren (Madeline Carroll), 7-year-old Ian (Will Shadley), and 4-year-old Nora (Alina Foley).
They see Bob as a square with an equally lame job as a pen importer. But what Jillian and the kids don't know is that Bob is actually an international spy, who's planning to retire after his latest mission, in which he succeeds in capturing Russian baddie Poldark (Magnus Scheving).
When Jillian must leave town to care for her hospitalized father, she puts Bob in charge of her kids - again, much to their chagrin. While the kids are creating all sorts of mayhem to drive Bob crazy, Poldark escapes from custody and plans to destroy the world's oil supply -
causing Bob's partner at CIA headquarters, Colt (Billy Ray Cyrus) to ask Bob to help with the case for old time's sake. Bob agrees and tells Colt to send him secret codes linked to Poldark's oil-destroying formula, but Ian downloads them from Bob's computer to his iPod, thinking they're files to a rare bootlegged concert. Poldark sends his men to find Bob and the downloaded codes, leaving Bob to run (and fight) for his life, as well as those of the kids.
The Spy Next Door is rated PG for "action violence and mild rude humor," a rating which seems appropriate. Here are some examples: * Gunplay, knifeplay, and fisticuffs * Mild language ("Don't B.S. me.") * Random name-calling of "nerd," "geekboy," and "dork" * Jokes involving bodily functions and booze (1 each) * Some mild bullying (resulting in Ian getting a wedgie) * Poldark sends Tatiana to the kids' house and demands that there be "no survivors" * Tatiana spits out teeth after being smacked with a closing door
WOW ALL MY FREINDS COMMENT'S ABOUT THIS MOVIE...IS ALL WOUNDERFUL COMMENT,ALL STRAIGHT TO THE POINT...SO ME WANT REVIEW THIS MOVIE......IT IS GREAT ACTION FROM START TO FINISH,WORTH THE WATCH.....GOD BLESS HEATH LEDGER... MAY YOU REST IN PEACE...
WATER FIGHTS,,SEX ,BECAREFUL YOU MIGHT GET TURN ON HAHA...ALL FULL ON BETWEEN 2 FEMALES..SOME KILLING ALL TIME ACTION GIRLS AND WEAPONS...SHOVEL FOR DIGGING OR YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A POLE AND DANCE WITH IT....YOU WOULD ONLY WISH THERE WERE MORE BREAST MALES....ALL JOKES A SIDE I LOVED THE MOVIE...
depressing,Movie....Felt so sorry for the children that got killed or their arm cut off and used as slaves,And hurting children,Tech them kill people with guns..So wronge.!!!
THE SECRET LIFE OF BEES (2008) *** Dakota Fanning, Queen Latifah, Jennifer Hudson, Alicia Keys, Sophie Okonedo, Paul Bettany, Hilarie Burton, Tristan Wilds, Nate Parker. Well acted adaptation of the best seller by Sue Monk Kidd about a young girl (Fanning) living in the Deep South during the Civil Right Era 1960s, who runs away from her belligerent father (Bettany) to discover who her mother really was, and is welcome into the unlikely arms of a trio of entrepreneurial sisters (Latifah, Keys and Okonedo) who produce honey from their bee farm. Director Gina Prince-Bythewood - who also wrote the screenplay - shrewdly avoids any syrupy emotional trickery and instead allows each character's voice to ring true to a fault, with each actress shining in her own right. Warm-hearted and full of life lessons; a pleasant surprise.
Isla Fisher (Rebecca Bloomwood) who is an occupation journalist says, "When I was a little girl, there were real prices and mom prices. Real prices got you shiny, sparkly things that lasted three weeks, and mom prices got you brown things that lasted forever. But when I looked into shop windows, I saw another world. A dreamy world full of perfect things, a world where grown up girls got what they wanted. They were beautiful, like fairies or princesses. They didn't even need any money, they had magic cards. I wanted one, little did I know, I would end up with 12.
The movie was good if you haven't read the book. Meryl Streep as Miranda and Anne Hathaway as Andy were excellent choices for the movie. However the movie took on a completely different message than the book did. I find that the book offered more moral dilemmas than the movie. The book took on more of a role of showing how difficult it is to enter the work world. I enjoyed the plot twist in the book about Lily - in the movie she didn't play an important role. In the book she adds to the moral dilemma that Andy faces while she is in Paris. In the book she is confronted with her best friend having a drinking problem that she didn't notice and then lily got into a car accident while she was in Paris. Giving Andy the difficult decision of whether or not she is going to stay in Paris or go back to see her friend while she was in a coma. This conflict gave way to a new issues with her boyfriend, who's name is Alex according to the book. I enjoyed the books twist more than the movies. The book and the movie are America's 'Bridget Jones'. If you just see the movie it will be a very good movie. If you've read the book you may be disappointed by the movie. Just keep in mind it is hard to take a book and make it into a 90 minute feature with out missing important facts
The movie is my all time favourite,The movie was so sad when Julie Roberts Who played Shelby dies.....Excellent actress Julie Roberts And Sally Filed,Plus Dolly Parton
Well, it's a funny film, with some amusing new jokes in it (eg the Vogon group's dim behaviour, such as having to go around another way when a small picket fence gate is shut in front of them), and some nice new bits, including a group of religious fanatics and a very good tour of the planet-building facilities of Magrathea), but a lot of the clever jokes and mickey-takes from the TV series, some of which provided continuity between and explanations for other bits, are missed out. And the ending is a bit abrupt and happy-ever-after. I also preferred the generally puzzled and diffident manner of the TV series' Arthur Dent (Simon Jones). Mos Def is wild as Ford, but again I preferred the TV series' mostly cool and strangely innocent-seeming David Dixon. For me, the TV series and the books are cleverer and funnier. But, If I had only seen this film, I'd probably have few complaints. Bill Nighy stole the show as Slartibartfast.
Out of the way traditional mythology!! Here comes the all-new, all-different mythology!
Remember when Vampires were solitary undead creatures that fed on the blood of the living? They were scared by symbols of religious power, hurt by garlic and sunlight, cast no reflections, could mentally dominate someone weaker than them, change their form into a bat and the only way to kill them was to put a stake through their hearts.
Well, those are the "old" style, stuffy vampires (*rolleyes*). The "new" age vampires are sleek and sexy and like to hold partys in elaborate mansions. If holy artifacts or garlic bother them, there is no mention of this and there is no no-reflection problem. They like to wear tight, black clothing, roam around the urban sprawl at nighttime and use guns. A lot.
Remember when Werewolves were solitary creatures with tortured souls that were *cursed* with lycanthropy? The full moon made them turn into murderous, half-wolf creature fated to kill until someone was able to put them out of their misery.
Well, those were the "old" style, stuffy werewolves. The "new" age werewolves live in packs under the city and can change their form at will. It is not so much as a "curse" of lycanthropy, but a way to get super-hero powers of supernatural strength, agility and invulnerability. Also, they like to use guns. A lot.
It's a sad fact that what the modern world continues to call "vampires" and "werewolves" and almost completely different creatures from their originals.
Anyway, how was the movie otherwise? It was okay. As others have mentioned, it was an action style Vampire/Werewolf version of Romeo & Juliet. As I mentioned, since the original ideas of Vampires and Werewolves are long gone, you just have to assume that the creatures in this movie are doing what they are supposed to be. The feel of the movie is more like watching someone playing a video and you missed the first part. The person playing know what is going on and accept what is happening, but what is being presented to you is missing explanation.
One of the jokes about action movies is that the main character can go single-handedly against a bunch of enemies, with bullets whizzing everywhere, and walk away unscathed, while the enemies are all dead. Well, this movie goes overboard on this. In one scene, the main character, Selena is confronted by 5 machine-gun weilding enemies. She is crouched down at the far end of a room and fires her pistols, straight-armed at the enemies that are using the doorway as cover. Meanwhile, 5 of them unload machine guns into the room she is in. The result? 5 dead enemies, while she walks away unscathed. Why are these Lycans so scary?
Despite having Vampire and Werewolves (traditional "horror" creatures), this is in no way a horror movie. It is an action movie. I cant even say that this movie has nice combat scenes, because whenever Selena was confronted by an enemy, there was no suspense, no assumption that she may get hurt. It was like she invulnerable (or what gamers would call "being in God mode"). *Yawn*
I thought that the Vampires were a bunch of prissy, lad-de-da, gothic party goers and really, really wanted them to die. Even though the Lycans were "supposed" to be the bad guys, I felt pity for them because they seemed downtrodden and had little hope, where the Vampires lived the life of luxury (this is explained in the movie, though).
I also, couldnt help but notice the underlying social undertones: The brutish, animalistic Werewolves were all male, yet the sleek, sexy, charismatic vampires were males OR females, with
the lead character being a female. Of course, it was the Lycans plan to bring them all together in a form of harmony and joining and it was the Lycans that were enslaved by the Vampires.
Overall, I give the movie a 5 out of 10. The story was rather blase for the 1st two-thirds, but picked up once you found the "true" story. The action scenes were pointless, especially the ones involving the main character.
Marcus: He was not to be harmed. Place him in my charge, as we agreed, or you will pay for your deceit.
Viktor: And you will learn your place. Your sympathy for this beast is foolish. Your brother is entirely beyond control. It will be done *my* way.
Marcus: You know well the consequences if your murder me. Or William.
Viktor: If you so much as speak his name again you will have chosen that future for him.
Marcus: What is thy will... my lord?
Viktor: Imprisonment for all time. Far from you.
Marcus: Hello Father.
Alexander Corvinus: You are unwelcome in my presence.
Marcus: Ah. The predictable heart that never thaws. Pity it beats within such a fool. The eldest of the immortals, yet you have made no attempt to seize your destiny.
Alexander Corvinus: We are oddities of nature, you and I. Nothing more! This is a world for humanity.
Marcus: And that petty sentiment explains why you rejected your sons? Why you stood by for over half a millennium as William suffered alone in darkness? No, Father, I have no respect for your petty sentiment. Viktor's key. Where is it?
Alexander Corvinus: Whatever plan you have for William is futile. You cannot control your brother.
Marcus: Oh, I am stronger now. And our bond is greater than you have ever wanted to acknowledge.
Alexander Corvinus: You're wrong. Soon you'll be drowning in Lycans just like before.
Marcus: Oh, not Lycans, Father, or Vampires. A new race created in the image of their maker. Their new God. Me
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Marcus: And a true God
Marcus: has no father.
[Alexander Corvinus: You will fail.
Kraven: Marcus?
Marcus: The blood memories of this wretched creature...
Marcus: ...have shown me that your treachery knows no bounds.
Kraven: My lord, I can explain.
Marcus: Why would I listen to your lies when the journey to the truth... is so much sweeter?
Kraven: Please. I can assist you.
Marcus: [smiles] Oh, you already have.
Alexander Corvinus: For centuries I've stood back and watched the havoc my sons have wrought on each other, and on humanity - not the legacy I prayed for the morning I watched them enter this world... And it's been a tiresome duty - keeping the war contained, cleaning up the mess, hiding my family's unfortunate history.
Michael Corvin: Couldn't you have stopped it?
Selene: Yes!
Alexander Corvinus: Could you kill your own sons?
Selene: You know what Marcus will do! If he finds me, he finds William's prison! You have to help us stop him!
Alexander Corvinus: You are asking me to help you kill my son - YOU, a Death Dealer? How many innocents have YOU slain in your six-century quest to avenge your family? Spare me your self-righteous declarations! You are no different from Marcus and even less noble than William - at least HE cannot control his savagery!
Selene: Everything I've done can be laid at YOUR feet - hundreds of thousands have died because of your inability to accept that your sons are monsters, that they CREATE monsters!
Selene: [glances at Michael] We're not leaving him here.
Selene: You're Alexander Corvinus
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Alexander Corvinus: There was a time when I was known by that name... by any name, I am still your forefather.
Marcus: William... No, William, no! Calm down! Be still, brother... it's me, Marcus!
Michael Corvin: Get the fuck away from me.
Selene: What will I become?
Alexander Corvinus: The future.
Selene: There's never been a hybrid before. However ambivalent you might feel about it, the truth is, your powers could be limitless. You depend on blood.
Marcus: Tanis, you seem anxious. Why do you flee at the very sight of me?
Marcus: Please, sit. There's no need for this to be unpleasant. I've always rather enjoyed your company.
Marcus: Now you're being rude.
Tanis: Sorry.
Selene: Your exile seems a bit more comfortable than I remember.
Marcus: Viktor fashioned two keys. What do you know of them?
Tanis: Keys? I don't know of any keys.
Tanis: Oh... yes. Yes, those keys.
Marcus: I know what you have done, Selene.
Selene: Viktor deserved his fate. And Kraven was no better.
Marcus: Kraven has already reaped the rewards of his own misdeeds. And yes, Viktor deserved his fate, many times over. A terrible business, the slaying of your mortal family. Yet so much effort was spent to conceal this matter from me. What do you suppose Viktor had to hide? Or perhaps it is you Selene, as the last of your wretched family, who has something to hide?
Selene: For six centuries I was a loyal soldier to the vampire clan. But I was betrayed. The war was not as it had seemed. In one night, the lies that had united our kind had been exposed. Kraven, our second-in-command, had formed a secret alliance with Lucian, leader of the werewolf clan, to overthrow Viktor, our leader. But Kraven's lust for power and domination had failed. Viktor was not the savior I had been led to believe. He had betrayed us all. Soon, the hunt will be on for his killer. I have but one ally left: Michael, the human descendent of Corvinus. Neither vampire nor lycan, but a hybrid. It's only a matter of time before we're found. My only hope now is to awaken Markus, our last remaining elder, and expose the truth before Kraven tries to murder him while he's still in hibernation. Kraven knows he's no match for him awake.
Marcus: [to Selene] Dead or alive, you will give me what I want!
Marcus: [to Selene] I knew Viktor made a mistake by keeping you as a pet. He should have killed you with the rest of your family.
Tanis: [after shooting at Selene] I knew it was you Selene. The stench of Viktor's blood still lingers in your veins.
The prequel story traces the origins of the centuries-old blood feud between the aristocratic vampires and their onetime slaves, the Lycans. In the Dark Ages, a young Lycan named Lucian emerges as a powerful leader who rallies the werewolves to rise up against Viktor, the cruel vampire king who has enslaved them. Lucian is joined by his secret lover, Sonja, in his battle against the Vampire army and his struggle for Lycan
The only way to describe the real True Grit with John Wayne is that it was everything a movie could want, a believable plot and not a lot of garbage and distractions inserted to help you like the movie. While I enjoy Jeff Bridges, he IS NO JOHN WAYNE! His version of True Grit was admirably done but I suppose there is no real way to measure up to the original, is there? While watching both and keeping an open mind, I still come away as forever a fan of John Wayne's version. Some of the scenes in Jeff Bridges version were over the top, like watching a Rob Zombie movie. John Wayne's screen presence was enough to sell the character of Rooster Cogburn and he didn't need all of the extra graphic language and gore to show that he was one tough son of a b****! Just my opinion......................
"John Wayne True Grit 1969 "version is so much better..(DON'T REAK UP A GOOD FILM) ON RE_MAKES...Wasn't going to see this film.....i always like a good WESTEN WITH JOHN WAYNE IN IT......This one was ok.....
Hailee Stenfeld As Maltie Ross..The 14 year old girl was the only one in this film that i liked...sHE WANTED HER FATHER KILLER TO GET HANG...BUT WHAT SHE BELIVE IN WOULDN'T WORK OUT FOR HER IN THE END....GOT BITTEN BY A SNAKE AND HER BLACK HORSE HAD TO DIED..ONLY TO SAVE HER LIFE..jEFF bRIDGES AS ROOSTER....HE LOOK AFTER HER RIGHT IN THE END......BUT CAN'T GO PASS A GOOD JOHN WAYNE FILM...
Kevin McCarthy .... Prof. Ragnar Evan MacKenzie .... Skip Carter Eva La Rue .... Erin Riddle Patrick Labyorteaux .... Mookey John Johnston .... Jeremy Heilman Billy Morissette .... Wes Hope Marie Carlton .... Veronica Stephen Lee .... Barcus Marcia Wallace .... Miss Boggs Jason Scott Lee .... Kyle Andrew Barach .... Harley Griffin O'Neal .... Blane Sherrie Wills .... Buffy
NUDITY!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a topless woman at a party with a deer hear stuck on her head. Playboy model Hope Marie Carlton is topless lying in bed as well as later on taking off her bra. Many woman are topless by having some more fun with the guys A few women are showering naked.
GORE... A school teacher is melted into sludge
SOUNDTRACK...
We have some hokey comedic synthesizer music by Michael Lloyd and Reg Powell which adds to the slapstick in the film but in a cheesy way.
Decades ago a comic called Ghoulies that holds secret powers has been read to end the curse of three little creatures that caused trouble there and were banished for good. However, during present day the comic is found and one of the teacher named Professor Ragnar (Kevin McCarthy) unleashes them by reading the spells and has an idea to use them to put an end to prank week hosted by the head student clown Skip Carter (Evan MacKenzie) who has troubles making amends with his girlfriend Erin Riddle (Eva La Rue) as she finds his pranks childish along with his womanising. Skip is expelled from school after being framed by his friend Wes (Billy Morissette) and the Ghoulies are sent to kill Skip and all frats that get in their way.
Vin Diesel is a great actor.....Theses movies are always the same fast cars and Boys...Glad they have vin diesel in theses films...He does a excellent job in all hes films.
I belive its going to twist the minds in the sixth installment. Lety was an
undercover for an organization, not a government, and has been on the run
herself in Europe in search of the group from Brazil. They show that Felix shoots her, confidently striking her hopelessness under the damaged car as he shoots her to Dom in one of the scences. We know he wasn't the most precise man, in confidence he was, but did not suceed in all missions. The next installment is going to lace all the previous movies together, creating a much newer story that we all have grown to love...
This is my opinion, I just can't wait, the cars, the story, the intensity.
"DOWNLOAD THIS FILM
ON............XBOX360 LIVE......They are makeing a new one...Not sure when....But stay tune...The ending was epic....cant say no more...They have left this film open...
1/WHO DIED IN FAST AND FURIOUS 4...SAY NO MORE...SHES ALIVEeeeeeeee
Just updateing...There will be Fast and Furious THE 6 MOVIE...Scheduled to be released on May 2013..It will be directed by Justin Lin..
The Fast and the Furious films are actually really good if you consider them as guilty pleasure films not everything has to be Oscar caliber...
Pretty good movie. Even though it got bad rateing. *CUT THE STORY SHORT* Woman was a virgin and was haveing babbies that was plain in side of her...People were after her..The babbies had Computer brains...etc)
BEST MOVIE EVER. Jimmy Carrey Everytime he told the truth got slap for lieing so funny..i think that is how it went did see this movie only threw parts...haven't seen it all the way threw but will end up watching this movie again.
The first Iron Man film was a pleasant surprise.
The second instalment therefore carried higher expectations.
Although not a disaster the second film doesn't quite live up to the first film.
The story revolves around the government wanting to have the technology of the Iron Man from Tony Stark. Stark is holding onto the information and says nobody will be able to mimic this for many years. There's no surprises to find that this doesn't turn out to be true.
Downey Jr is again pretty entertaining as Stark and Mickey Rourke is also pretty good as Ivan Vanko. It sounds like Johansson and Paltrow didn't get on that well, but there's not too much evidence of that on screen which is slightly disappointing.
Scott Calvin (Tim Allen) is a divorced father and advertising executive with a young son, Charlie (Eric Lloyd). On Christmas Eve, Charlie comes over to spend the night with Scott before going back to his mother's for Christmas Day. That night, they are awakened by a clatter on the roof. Going outside to investigate, Scott can see someone on the roof. He yells at the trespasser, which causes the man to lose his balance and falls off the roof. The trespasser appears to be Santa Claus.
He magically disappears, but his suit remains. They find a business card in a pocket stating that if something should happen to him, someone should put on the suit, and the reindeer will know what to do. They find a sleigh and eight reindeer perched atop the house. Scott puts on the Santa suit to please Charlie, and begins delivering toys from rooftop to rooftop.
Their final stop is the North Pole. The head Elf, Bernard (David Krumholtz), shows him a tiny inscription on the card which says that, upon the death of the previous occupant, whoever wears the suit assumes the identity of Santa Claus and all the responsibilities that go with it. This is the "Santa Clause," as stated by Bernard: "You put on the suit, you're the big guy." He also gives Charlie a snow globe.[1] Then, he meets an elf named Judy who tells Scott that he only has eleven months, until the next Thanksgiving to get his affairs in order before becoming Santa Claus full time, which he tries to refuse. Charlie and he spend the night at the factory. The next morning they awake back in Scott's home, where the only indication of their previous night's adventure is Scott's new silk pajamas with "SC" (Santa Claus or Scott Calvin) monogrammed on them. Scott dismisses it all as a dream.
Soon, however, Scott starts gaining weight and his boss Mr. Whittle (Peter Boyle) likens him to the Pillsbury Doughboy. He develops a ravenous taste for Christmas treats, like Christmas cookies and hot cocoa. He grows a long white beard, and shaving it off has no effect; it regrows instantly. His hair whitens, despite all attempts to dye it. He somehow knows who has been "naughty" and "nice". Children (who somehow know he is Santa despite Scott not dressing like Santa) approach him with gift requests. Scott's rapid transformation worries his ex-wife Laura (Wendy Crewson) and her new husband, psychiatrist Dr. Neil Miller (Judge Reinhold), who try to terminate his visitation rights to Charlie. They question Scott's mental stability, and believe that Scott's changes are attempts at getting his son to like him.
Eventually, Scott's visitation rights to Charlie are taken away. Disheartened, Scott begins to lose some of his certainty about his job as Santa. While visiting Charlie on Thanksgiving, Charlie's insistence that Scott is Santa reawakens Scott's magic and he, with Bernard's help, whisks Charlie away to the North Pole. Laura and Neil, who think Scott has kidnapped Charlie against his will, call the police, who make a massive investigation.
Meanwhile, at the North Pole, Charlie helps Scott and the elves perfect a new sled and communication devices. He calls occasionally, but this only reinforces Laura and Neil's belief that he is being held against his will. Eventually, Scott, as Santa Claus, goes on with his Christmas Eve trip, but is arrested while delivering presents to his son's home, and is accused of kidnapping Charlie. A team of rescue-elves, the ELFS, free Scott from jail by tying up the front desk guard, and fly Scott and Charlie home to his mother and stepfather, to whom Scott/Santa gives the presents they always wanted since childhood but never got: Laura gets a vintage Mystery Date game and Neil gets an Oscar Mayer "Wienie Whistle". (It was because of their not getting these presents that they became convinced Santa did not exist.)
Laura, realizing finally that Scott really is the new Santa, tosses the custody papers into the fireplace and welcomes Scott to come to see Charlie any time that he wants. Bernard tells Charlie that the snow globe is magical. Anytime he wants his father to visit, all he has to do is shake it. After ten minutes, he shakes it and Scott comes back, says he was off to Cleveland, and takes Charlie with him.
Eight years have gone by since Scott Calvin (Tim Allen) first took up the Santa Claus suit, and became subject to The Santa Clause. Now Santa is at the top of his game at the North Pole and could not be happier, at least until Bernard (David Krumholtz) and Curtis (Spencer Breslin), the Keeper of the Handbook of Christmas break the news that there is another clause - the "Mrs. Clause".
Santa/Scott is now pressed to get married before the next Christmas Eve, or the clause will be broken and Christmas will die away. At the same time, Abby the Elf (Danielle Woodman) delivers news that is more distressing; Santa's own son Charlie (Eric Lloyd) is on the naughty list. It then cuts to Charlie one night defacing the walls of the school gymnasium from the skywindow until he is caught by Principal Carol Newman (Elizabeth Mitchell). Scott must return to his home to search for a wife and set things right with Charlie. He even brings this up when visited by the Council of Legendary Figures consisting of Mother Nature (Aisha Tyler), Father Time (Peter Boyle), Cupid (Kevin Pollak), the Easter Bunny (Jay Thomas), the Tooth Fairy (Art LaFleur), and the Sandman (Michael Dorn).
To cover for Santa's prolonged absence, Curtis helps Santa create a life-size toy replica of Santa, much to Bernard's horror. However, this larger-than-life legalist cannot find any grace or slack in his plastic heart for minor infractions by children the world over, having followed the Handbook too strictly. Toy Santa takes control of the North Pole with a duplicated army of life-size toy soldiers. He thinks that everyone is naughty, and he plans to give the entire world lumps of coal.
Because of the impending end of his contract, Scott undergoes a "de-Santafication process" which gradually turns him back into Scott Calvin. He has a limited amount of magic to help him. Scott attempts to reconcile with Charlie, who keeps vandalizing his school to get attention. He and Charlie both hit the cold hard wall of Principal Carol Newman when Charlie defaces the lockers.
Charlie confesses to Scott how hard it is for him that Scott is never around like other fathers, and reveals the stress he is under to conceal the secret that his father is Santa. Scott vows to try harder as a dad, and he and Charlie reconcile.
After a few failed dates, Scott finds himself falling for Carol. He accompanies her in a sleigh to their school faculty Christmas party, which turns out to be dull and boring. Using a little of his Christmas magic, Scott livens up the party by presenting everyone with their childhood dream gifts (much like he did for Laura and Neil in the first film). He makes a special presentation to Carol, and, with his last remnant of magic, wins her over and they kiss passionately. However, she balks when he attempts to explain he is Santa, believing that Scott is mocking her childhood, until Charlie manages to convince her by showing her his magic snow globe.
Curtis flies in to deliver the dreadful news about the Evil Toy Santa's coal binge. However, Scott has used up the last of his magic wooing Carol and Comet has eaten too many chocolate bars. With a little help from the Tooth Fairy, Scott and Curtis return to the North Pole. Toy Santa wastes no time in subduing Scott, but Charlie and a now-believing Carol spring him free by summoning the Tooth Fairy to fly them there. Scott goes after the Toy Santa, who has already left with the sleigh, riding Chet, a reindeer-in-training, and they both crash back into the village. With an army of elves, Carol, Bernard, Charlie and Curtis lead a snowball war to overthrow the toy soldiers. Toy Santa is reduced to his normal six-inch height, Scott marries Carol in a ceremony presided over by Mother Nature herself, Scott transforms back to Santa, and Christmas proceeds as it always has and Scott and Carol have a three month honeymoon to go on the next day. In addition, Scott and Charlie reveal the truth to Lucy (Liliana Mumy), Charlie's younger half-sister (the daughter of Laura and Neil) about Scott being Santa Claus so she is now in on the secret.
Scott and Carol have been married for a while now and love each other very much. However Scott Calvin, a.k.a. Santa Claus (Tim Allen), is having difficulties managing Christmas this year. His wife Carol (Elizabeth Mitchell), is expecting their first child which is due on Christmas Eve and is afraid that Scott will be making his deliveries while she is making hers. Wanting her to feel more comfortable, Scott invites his in-laws, Silvia and Bud Newman (Ann-Margret and Alan Arkin), up to the North Pole (disguised as a Canadian toy factory), along with his ex-wife, Laura (Wendy Crewson), her husband Neil (Judge Reinhold), and their daughter Lucy (Liliana Mumy) to keep Mrs. Claus company. Meanwhile, Santa is summoned to a meeting of the Council of Legendary Figures consisting of Mother Nature (Aisha Tyler), Father Time (Peter Boyle), the Easter Bunny (Jay Thomas), Cupid (Kevin Pollack), the Tooth Fairy (Art LaFleur), and the Sandman (Michael Dorn). They show him a cardboard cutout of Jack Frost that reads "Merry Frostmas" as Jack Frost (Martin Short) arrives. Besides Father Time reminding Jack that he heralds the season and not a holiday, Mother Nature accuses Jack Frost of attempting to upstage Santa by freezing a volcano in Hawaii, making it snow in the Amazon, and making it cold in Mexico sending the geese back North for the winter. All the other Legendary Figures agree that a punishment needs to be invoked against him with the idea to suspend him. Jack manages to convince them to put him into community service at the North Pole. When Scott brings up the part with the in-laws during an argument with Jack, Easter Bunny recommended the "Escape Clause" which Scott declines. When Jack asks what the Escape Clause is, Father Time tells Jack that he would know more about it if he attended the meetings more. Scott reluctantly agrees with a warning to Jack if he does anything wrong on his watch. Jack helps to disguise the North Pole as Canada for the arrival of the in-laws. Scott manages to get the in-laws to "Canada" with the help of the Sandman.
However, Jack, who wants to have the power and influence of Santa, goes around the North Pole and uses his powers to create technical problems with some of the equipment. The shop flies into chaos and many gifts are destroyed, and Scott is faced with the possibility that there will not be enough toys for all the children in time for Christmas.
Jack talks to Head Elf Curtis (Spencer Breslin) about the Hall of Snow Globes, and discovers that Scott's snow globe can be used to activate the Escape Clause, the most powerful clause of all the Santa Clauses. This clause can help the current Santa escape from his job as Santa; if he holds his snow globe and says, "I wish I had never become Santa at all", the Clause is triggered, and he can return to the point where he becomes Santa and prevent the event from occurring. Scott takes a quick break to show Lucy the Hall of Snow Globes, and gives Lucy a magical snow globe that shows her hugging a snowman, which turns pink because her hugs are so filled with love and warmth. As they leave, Jack sneaks into the Hall and steals Scott's snow globe, freezing Lucy's parents when they catch him. After further attempts at sabotage, Jack manages to enrage Scott's in-laws, and gives him a gift as Scott talks about his frustrations. Not realizing what he is doing, Scott is persuaded into uttering the Escape Clause while opening his gift and taking out his snow globe. Jack and Scott are transported back in time to the front of Scott Calvin's yard, where, twelve years earlier, Scott causes Santa to fall off the roof and donned his coat to become the new Santa. Jack reaches the coat before the past version of Scott can, and puts it on to become Santa.
Scott is sent back to the present, where he has been the CEO for his old company for the last twelve years, and works even on Christmas Eve. He drives over to Laura's house. Laura treats him very coldy. She then reveals that she and Neil also divorced after having Lucy, as without Scott around Neil tried and failed to fill his role to his son. Scott frantically asks where Carol is and Laura says she "left town years ago because there weren't enough local kids to terrorize or something." Laura gives Scott a magazine that shows the North Pole; it is now a tourist attraction, where wealthy parents take their kids and pay for them to be on the Nice List. Scott assures Laura that he'll fix everything and it will all go back to normal. Scott, wanting his old job back, returns to the North Pole where the elves are miserable and Christmas has become highly merchandised. Lucy and Neil are there as well, although they too are not happy to see Scott. Scott confronts Jack with what he has done and claims his vision of Christmas isn't what the holiday is about, but Jack reminds Scott that he was the one who said "I wish I had never become Santa at all".
Scott convinces Lucy to sneak into the Hall of Snow Globes, and bring Jack's to him. Scott interrupts a musical performance by Jack, when Lucy tosses Jack his snow globe. Jack mocks that Scott will never convince Jack to invoke the Escape Clause, but Scott plays a recording of Jack saying "I wish I had never become Santa at all", when he said it to him earlier. Whisked back to the past, Scott holds Jack down while his past self finds the suit and puts it on, restoring events to the way they were.
Back in the present, Scott reunites with his wife, even though no time has passed since he left, and he promises to make her life better. He then shows his in-laws the truth about his workshop, where despite Jack's sabotage, gifts are being manufactured and will be ready on-time for Scott's deliveries. To Scott's surprise, his son Charlie (Eric Lloyd) arrives and helps out the elves.
Just as it seems things are going perfectly, Curtis and Lucy appear, and Neil and Laura are wheeled in, frozen solid. Jack is also dragged in by the "elficers" and he refuses to undo his spell on them. By unfreezing them, Frost would have to "unfreeze himself" and so they will be forever frozen. When Scott asks for Mother Nature to help him out, she reminds Jack that the abilities of a Legendary Figure won't work on other Legendary Figures. However, Scott has an idea. He tells Lucy to give Jack one of her heart-warming hugs; her tight hug, full of love and warmth, breaks Jack down, changing his clothes and hair from icy to normal and breaks the spell around Neil and Laura. Everyone - including the defrosted and reformed Jack - celebrates with a hug, and Carol suddenly announces that her package is coming. She gives birth to a baby named Buddy Claus just at midnight making him born on Christmas Day before Santa has to leave to deliver the gifts.
'Ernest Saves Christmas' is comedian Ernest's Christmas special film. In this film, Ernest has to find a successor to Santa Claus in order for Christmas to continue. Along the way, he meets a young girl who is a thief and who ends up stealing something very important of Santa's (I won't tell you what that is; you'll just have to watch the film for yourself). Like most Ernest films, there is a lot of slapstick humor involved.
This film is probably one of Ernest's best films. It's funny, and it has some important lessons to learn regarding friendship and family and not being afraid to show love.
Dwayne Johnson plays a hocky player that is known to knock out teeth when he is on the ice... He is also known to be a man that does not believe in dreams, ESPECIALLY when it is the tooth fairy... Soon he is sent to fairyland where he is to serve time as a Tooth Fairy... I thought that the film was quite good as it does not have to resort to dirty jokes to make people laugh...
Julie Andrews really stands out as the head of all the faries and it more then on par with her fellow co star.... Although the fellow fairy that was with him on jobs was a little bit scary.. He looked like his eyes were going to bug out as times... All in all the thing that killed the film was how it was promoted... Other then that I really liked it....
It was ok.
Prision scenes was gross,But what do we expected its a Will Smith Film..If your children do watch it..Just make sure they don't watch the part were he gets lock up in priison........
*** Heartless is a great little movie in most ways, hindered only by the all too common (at least to me) and crappy "It was all in his head" type of ending. Had they played it straight and just let it be what it seemed to be throughout the whole thing, I think it would have felt more "right." Aside from the fact that most of the movie didn't actually happen the way we thought it did, it's definitely worth checking out.
i love the film...its a must see if you get a chane to watch this film....If your not interested just watch the film once i think you would like it aswell...its a nice adventure...nice family film...
The film was ok...But i perfer Sarah Michelle Gellar.. And Spike(james master...there was no action... the vampires suck....Luke Perry was pretty good.
Resident Evil Extinction is the third installment of the franchise which originated from the game. I sincerely loved this movie. AWESOME. The action was great. The stunts were superb and I thought the acting was good. I was kept at the edge of my seat when I was watching this movie. There were parts which made me jump a few centimeters of my chair. I also love it for its' elements of love, friends and sacrifice. Well, I was pleased with the writers choice of adding characters from the game such as Claire Redfield. Form the 2nd installment, Carlos Oliviera and Nemesis were introduced. I felt that the writers gave every character some say in the movie. Everything was clear and straight-forward. Nothing was fuzzy for me. Yes, I would definitely ask anyone to watch this movie. 8/10
Nothing seems to last. But the bullet. The bullet is constant. The bullet is always there. You wait in line, that's all. And when it's your turn to ride the bullet, maybe you ride, maybe you run. Either way it comes to the same thing. Fun is fun. And done is done. Nobody lives forever, but we all shine on.
Lovely ending Mother saves her handicap son..school goes crashing down...When you see the ending between mother and son and dad..Then son goes and hugs he family pet...Just have faith..Life goes on ..Can re buid...you dont need a house or anything as long as you got family....
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HE WAS THE ONLY BEST ONE IN IT...) Russian immigrant Nikolai Karvoski (Fred Weller). An earthquake hits the city, toppling many buildings and structures. Nikolai's cab is smashed by falling debris, forcing Nikolai and Diane to flee down the street. A gas main explodes as the sidewalk pushes up between them. Diane saves his life after he falls and catches on fire...Diana dad dies..but he said to take whats on hes body.like watches etc...so she could remember her dad....Russian immigrant Nikolai Karvoski He ended up going back to hes place just to get a box..which had photos of hes family..(which were all dead in russian) he had hes parents wedding rings....it was nice..he had something to remember hes family with such a personal tough...
Nice story about a boy and a beagle...Save hes pocket money up and ask around for extra food...just to feed the dog and to try and keep the dog...saves hes owner judge hurting the beagle dog...A boy works 20 hrs and keeps on working just knowing he want get the dog...but still belives...the owner will give it to him...ending was nice...
Two young cowgirls bond over their shared love or wild horses - then they uncover a plot to sell wild mustangs. Can their plan to stop the bad guys save the magnificent herd of horses?
Shiloh, a beagle pup saves hes ex owner Judd in a car reck...judd spent 5 weeks in hospitial.. While Marty looked after he dogs....etc.....In the end Judd turn out to be nice...Nice message in this film...Bad people only need to be treated nice...And show some care since judd had no one visting him in hospitial...So marty wanted to do something nice for judd...Marty mum food and write some letters to him......I dont think judd could read...
Its not call Dog Gone.?
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"It is call Diamond Dog Caper-In Australia.(ok)?????????
French Stewart (THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN) stars in this slapstick caper about a young boy who rescues an abused dog from a pack of jewel thieves. After saving the pet from the criminals, 12-year-old Owen dodges their pursuit by hiding out in a fort in the woods, rigging it with gadgets and clever traps to keep the invaders out. What he doesn't know is that the dog is carrying a stash of stolen jewels, and the bad guys just might do anything to get it back!
I like this film...Love when the kittens were born...And Jason Biggs as Paul Tannek save the life of a new born kitten still in the sake....The ending was very nice..
Courtney: Never send a rose unless dyed black as a warning. And if one is sent to you, destroy it along with the sender. Emotionally of course. It's not like we kill people...
Nudity is a form of art....
Laura Henderson: When you lose a son in the war you do know, no matter what anyone might say, that his death has been in vain. It won't stop others from following, other wars, other young men.
Laura Henderson: If we are to ask our youth to surrender their lives, then we should not ask them to surrender joy - or the possibility of joy! And, if along the way, we cause too many people to congregate in the street, who gives a fiddler's fuck?
Tea with Mussolini is special, not only for the story, which is based on fact, but for the memorable characters that will endear themselves to you from the very beginning. It takes place over a nine year period from 1935 to 1944. The British citizens of Italy had always been welcome until a climate of hate surrounds them as Italy prepares to go to war with England and France. Cher, as Elsa proves once again that she is an excellent actress. Judi Dench and Joan Plowright are magnificent as usual. But it is Maggie Smith that steals the movie. Of note was some fine child acting by Charlie Lucas as Luca and Baird Wallace as a teenage Luca. Why can't Hollywood do more films like this.
Tory (Forlani), who has a gift for psychic visions, returns to her hometown to make peace with her troubled past and put to rest the ghost of Hope, her brutally murdered childhood friend. She soon discovers that Hope's death was only the first in a string of murders that have continued every year since that terrible day and the sociopath has been waiting patiently for Tory's return. She now has two choices: use her supernatural powers to catch the killer or end up his next victim under a Carolina Moon.
When multimillionaire cattleman Jack Mercy dies, he leaves his Montana ranch to his three daughters - all half-sisters and complete strangers to one another. But according to his will, the three women will only receive their inheritance under one condition: they must live together at the ranch for a full year. The sisters are challenged by a mysterious saboteur who is determined to see them fail and must solve some mysteries their father left behind in order to receive their inheritance.
Nice movie...
Jennifer Lopez as Mary Flore...Should of Married Justin Chambers As Massimo...Massimo was such a sweet guy...Made a wooden doll house in the doll house had a wedding ring......
"If you notice she didn't say YES...
ONLY OK...(ON A SCRABBLE BOARD)
SHE DOESN'T GET MARRIED...aRE YOUS WOUNDERING WHY...bECAUSE Matthew McConaughey as Steven Edison..he was going to get married to Bridgette Wilson as Fran Donally but they went their seperated ways(Matthew would of cheated on FRAN(IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS FILM)..With jennifer)
John Tucker got played oh well shouldn't cheat....And by rights these girl should of just walked away with out getting even because in the long run someone always gets hurt....And with kate(BRITTANY SNOW)_ she should of been her own self, Iwas thinking she could of ended up with John Tucker brother but that didn't happen... as he like her,But i suppose when you look at the movie he was more hurt then the girl's getting even with hes brother......
Don't see why Matthew McConaughey as Ben or/ Benjamin was piss off with Kate Hudson As Andie Anderson...He also made a bet...So they both played each other...But it all worked out in the end...
I have NEVER laughed so much at a movie as much as this one. Pure funny...Not slapstick because there was a great story but just,fun.fun,funny. I went with a group of 8 or 9 women so that made...it more fun. If you're ready to laugh....buy the ticket..
Of all the chic flicks that came out in 2009, this was probably the most original one. Gone is the sappy romance between guy and gal. Gone are the one-night stands, overbearing families that complicate relationships, and unintended romances. This movie is simply about two girls, best friends since childhood, who by accident have their weddings scheduled on the same day at the same place. They then proceed to destroy each other as a way of getting the other one to postpone the wedding. Would something like this ever happen in real life? Probably not, but the movie does seem believable, and the comedy is actually quite good. So overall, an enjoyable 1.5 hours of time in front of the TV.
It's what you do in life that counts.
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Mr. Rice's Secret is a wonderful opportuitity to explore the
imporantance each of us represents in Life. No matter how long
or short your life is; it's what you do while your here that
counts. How you treat others and what you believe in. I liked
the moral this story left me with. Be true to yourself and each
other.Rejoice in every moment you have been given.
True Aussie Story
It was based on a true story.
Best part was when he cat climb up the tree..Then ended up comeing down..Red Dog was waiting...Then the dog and cat sat and watch the sunset..They ended up have a good freindship with out fighting.
Stu Price: [playing piano and singing passionately] What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers,
Mr. Chow: Tell that gay monkey to leave my shit alone!
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Kimmy: This one was following me like little puppy dog all around, all night, saying that he fall in love with me, asked to marry me.
--------------------- Alan: Classic Stu.
----------------- Kimmy: I dance for him, he tickle me, we have sex...
--------------------- Phil: You're not married yet it's no big deal. ----------------------
Stu Price: It's cheating. No offense to you, you're a lovely woman, it's a violation of my moral code. --------------------------
Kimmy: What code is that? Stu you loved it, you were crying saying how special it was. I had to slow down so I didn't drop my load too quick. ----------------
Stu Price: Load? -----------------
Alan: What load? ---------------
Kimmy: Oh you know, my sperm. ---------------
Stu Price: That is wrong, you're talking about my sperm. Where would your sperm come from? -----------------
Kimmy: My balls. You're in Bangkok, there's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt!
The wounderful wizard of oz has been boldly re-imagined for the new millennium. Four timeless characters continue down the old brick wall in a valiant quest for their own inner wisdom and authentic truths. i In this cyber-twisted updated of a classic, a leather-clad,soul-sucking sorceress named Azkadellia has scorched the once-beautiful land 0f O.z.into a desolate wasteland. Its only hope lies with an "outsider" named DG.Whose troubling dreams have summoned her to the doomed paradise. Her request is to change the fate of O.Z. and along the way discover her own destiny in this strange new world.
Traceymovies posted 16 months ago
Cant seem to find tin man in flixster..so stuff it..this is my favourite film aswell...follow the "yellow"brick road?
Traceymovies posted 16 months ago
The wounderful wizard of oz has been boldly re-imagined for the new millennium. Four timeless characters continue down the old brick wall in a valiant quest for their own inner wisdom and authentic truths. i
In this cyber-twisted updated of a classic, a leather-clad,soul-sucking sorceress named Azkadellia has scorched the once-beautiful land 0f O.z.into a desolate wasteland. Its only hope lies with an "outsider" named DG.Whose troubling dreams have summoned her to the doomed paradise. Her request is to change the fate of O.Z. and along the way discover her own destiny in this strange new world.