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My Favorite Movies


  tannerbjj's Rating My Rating
1
Ben-Hur 1959,  G)
Ben-Hur
"Children of God? In that dead valley where we left them? I tell you every man in Judea is unclean, and will *stay* unclean, until we've scoured off our bodies the crust and filth of being at the mercy of tyranny. No other life is possible except to wash this land clean!"
2
The Shawshank Redemption 1994,  R)
The Shawshank Redemption
"In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take six-hundred years to tunnel under the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty. Oh, Andy loved Geology, I guess it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big god-damned poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do anything to keep his mind occupied. It turns out Andy's favourite hobby was totin' his wall through the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Tommy was killed, he decided he had been here just about long enough. Andy did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guard simply didn't notice, neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile."
3
Braveheart 1995,  R)
Braveheart
"Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"
4
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003,  PG-13)
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
"Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!"
5
The Pianist 2002,  R)
The Pianist
"No, I'm not. I would suggest we sit down on a bench, but that's also an official decree, no Jews allowed on benches."
6
Pollock 2000,  R)
Pollock
"If people would just look at the paintings, I don't think they would have any trouble enjoying them. It's like looking at a bed of flowers, you don't tear your hair out over what it means."
7
Cidade de Deus (City of God) 2002,  R)
Cidade de Deus (City of God)
One of the best movies I have ever seen.
8
Quills 2000,  R)
9
Casino 1995,  R)
10
Almost Famous 2000,  R)
11
Forrest Gump 1994,  PG-13)
12
Legends of the Fall 1994,  R)
13
Rain Man 1988,  R)
14
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 1998,  R)
15
Caddyshack 1980,  R)
16
Ben Hur 2003,  Unrated)
17
Old School 2003,  R)
Old School
"Frank the Tank...Frank the Tank..."
18
The Shining 1980,  R)
19
American History X 1998,  R)
20
Rushmore 1998,  R)
Rushmore
"You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it."
21
The Natural 1984,  PG)
22
Hoosiers 1989,  PG)
Hoosiers
Best sports movie ever made
23
Bull Durham 1988,  R)
24
Swingers 1996,  R)
25
Meet the Parents 2000,  PG-13)
26
Fight Club 1999,  R)
27
Monster 2003,  R)
28
Fighting Tommy Riley 2004,  R)
29
Million Dollar Baby 2004,  PG-13)
30
Knocked Up 2007,  R)
Knocked Up
"I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves."
31
Seabiscuit 2003,  PG-13)
32
Jet Li's Fearless (Huo Yuan Jia) (Legend of a Fighter) 2006,  PG-13)
33
Jing wu ying xiong (Fist of Legend) 1994,  R)
Jing wu ying xiong (Fist of Legend)
Best Kung Fu movie ever made!!
34
Once Upon a Time in China 1991,  R)
35
Tai ji zhang san feng (Tai Chi Master) ,  R)
36
300 2007,  R)
37
28 Days Later 2002,  R)
38
A Clockwork Orange 1971,  R)
39
A League of Their Own 1992,  PG)
40
50 First Dates 2004,  PG-13)
41
Back to the Future 1985,  PG)
42
Back to the Future Part II 1989,  PG)
43
Back to the Future Part III 1990,  PG)
44
Batman Begins 2005,  PG-13)
45
Billy Madison 1995,  PG-13)
Billy Madison
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
46
Equilibrium 2002,  R)
47
Elf 2003,  PG)
48
Dumb and Dumber 1997,  PG-13)
49
Donnie Darko 2001,  R)
50
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind 2004,  R)
51
Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story 2005,  Unrated)
52
Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986,  PG)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home."
53
Full Metal Jacket 1987,  R)
54
Ghostbusters 1984,  PG)
55
GoodFellas 1990,  R)
56
Grandma's Boy 2006,  R)
Grandma's Boy
"My grandma drank all my pot."
57
Good Will Hunting 1997,  R)
Good Will Hunting
"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had a no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."
58
Half Baked 1998,  R)
59
Hot Fuzz 2006,  R)
Hot Fuzz
I LOVE this humor.
60
Hotel Rwanda 2004,  PG-13)
61
I, Robot 2004,  PG-13)
62
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989,  PG-13)
63
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 1984,  PG)
64
Interview with the Vampire 1994,  R)
65
Jackass - The Movie 2002,  R)
66
Jackass: Number Two 2006,  R)
67
Kill Bill: Volume 1 2003,  R)
68
Kill Bill, Volume 2 2004,  R)
69
Labyrinth 1986,  PG)
70
Little Miss Sunshine 2006,  R)
Little Miss Sunshine
"Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he uh... he gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, Those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing. So, if you sleep until you're 18... Ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss. I mean high school? High school-those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that."
71
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1999,  R)
72
Lord of War 2005,  R)
73
Lost In Translation 2003,  R)
74
Man on Fire 2004,  R)
75
Memento 2000,  R)
76
Mr. & Mrs. Smith 2005,  PG-13)
77
Nacho Libre 2006,  PG)
78
Napoleon Dynamite 2004,  PG)
79
National Treasure 2004,  PG)
80
Ocean's Eleven 1960,  Unrated)
81
Ocean's Eleven 2001,  PG-13)
82
Office Space 1999,  R)
83
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 1975,  R)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
"She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it."
84
Pan's Labyrinth 2006,  R)
85
Platoon 1986,  R)
86
Predator 1987,  R)
87
Pulp Fiction 1994,  R)
88
Raiders of the Lost Ark (Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark) 1981,  PG)
89
Ray 2004,  PG-13)
90
Remember the Titans 2000,  PG)
91
Requiem for a Dream 2000,  R)
92
Reservoir Dogs 1992,  R)
93
Road Trip 2000,  R)
94
Robin Hood: Men in Tights 1993,  PG-13)
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
"I lost. I lost? Wait a second, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script."
95
Rocky 1976,  PG)
Rocky
Gotta love the original
96
Rocky II 1979,  PG)
97
Rocky III 1982,  PG)
98
Rocky IV 1985,  PG)
99
Rocky Balboa 2006,  PG)
100
Rudy 1993,  PG)
101
Saving Private Ryan 1998,  R)
102
Scarface 1983,  R)
Scarface
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
103
Rounders 1998,  R)
104
Seven (Se7en) 1995,  R)
105
Shrek 2001,  PG)
106
Shrek 2 2004,  PG)
107
Serenity 2005,  PG-13)
108
Sixteen Candles 1984,  PG)
109
Sin City 2005,  R)
110
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut 1999,  R)
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
"Well, Kyle's mom is a big, fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls. / On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wedensday and Saturday she's a bitch. Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super king kamehameha bee-utch. / Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a big big big big big big bitch. / Bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch. Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's such a stupid bitch./Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this!"
111
Spaceballs 1987,  PG)
Spaceballs
"
So, the combination is: one, two, three, four, five. That's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage"
112
Spider-Man 2002,  PG-13)
113
Spider-Man 2 2004,  PG-13)
114
Stand by Me 1986,  R)
Stand by Me
"Vern didn't just mean being off limits inside the junkyard, or fudging on our folks, or going on a hike up the railroad to Harlow. He meant those things, but it seems to me now it was more and that we all knew it. Everything was there and around us. We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going. It was grand."
115
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 2005,  PG-13)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
The Emperor is the only reason I kind of enjoyed this movie
116
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope 1977,  PG)
117
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back 1980,  PG)
118
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi 1983,  PG)
119
Super Troopers 2002,  R)
120
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 2006,  PG-13)
121
Taxi Driver 1976,  R)
122
Team America - World Police 2004,  R)
Team America - World Police
"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"
123
Terminator 2: Judgment Day 1991,  R)
124
Thank You For Smoking 2005,  R)
125
The 40 Year Old Virgin 2005,  R)
126
The Big Lebowski 1998,  R)
The Big Lebowski
"So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?"
127
The Boondock Saints 2000,  R)
128
The Bourne Identity 2002,  PG-13)
129
The Bourne Supremacy 2004,  PG-13)
130
The Breakfast Club 1985,  R)
The Breakfast Club
Classic for all ages
131
The Departed 2006,  R)
132
The Fifth Element 1997,  PG-13)
133
The Godfather 1972,  R)
134
The Godfather, Part II 1974,  R)
135
The Goonies 1985,  PG)
The Goonies
"You guys, I'm hungry. I know when my stomach growls there's trouble."
136
The Green Mile 1999,  R)
The Green Mile
"They usually call death row the Last Mile, but we called ours the Green Mile, because the floor was the color of faded limes. We had the electric chair then. Old Sparky, we called it. I've lived a lot of years, Ellie, but 1935 takes the prize. That was the year I had the worst urinary infection of my life. That was also the year of John Coffey and the two dead girls."
137
The Illusionist 2006,  PG-13)
138
The Last Samurai 2003,  R)
139
The Incredibles 2004,  PG)
140
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001,  PG-13)
141
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002,  PG-13)
142
The Lost Boys 1987,  R)
143
The Matrix 1999,  R)
144
The Matrix Reloaded 2003,  R)
145
The Matrix Revolutions 2003,  R)
146
The Passion of the Christ 2004,  R)
147
The Patriot 2000,  R)
148
The Princess Bride 1987,  PG)
149
The Sandlot 1993,  PG)
The Sandlot
"Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand."
150
The Simpsons Movie 2007,  PG-13)
151
The Silence of the Lambs 1991,  R)
152
The Terminator 1984,  R)
153
The Usual Suspects 1995,  R)
154
The Waterboy 1998,  PG-13)
155
The Wedding Singer 1998,  PG-13)
156
The Wizard of Oz 1939,  G)
The Wizard of Oz
Timeless movie that I'm sure my children will one day enjoy as well. Beautiful in every sense of the word.
157
There's Something About Mary 1998,  R)
There's Something About Mary
Hardest I have ever laughed in a movie theater
158
Titanic (in 3D) 2012,  PG-13)
159
Tombstone 1993,  R)
160
Tommy Boy 1995,  PG-13)
161
Top Gun 1986,  PG)
162
Training Day 2001,  R)
163
Trainspotting 1996,  R)
164
Troy 2004,  R)
165
Vanilla Sky 2001,  R)
166
Varsity Blues 1999,  R)
167
Waiting 2005,  R)
168
Walk the Line 2005,  PG-13)
169
Wayne's World 1992,  PG-13)
170
We Were Soldiers 2002,  R)
171
Wedding Crashers 2005,  R)
172
What Dreams May Come 1998,  PG-13)
173
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 1971,  G)
174
X-Men 2000,  PG-13)
175
X-Men: The Last Stand 2006,  PG-13)
176
X2: X-Men United 2003,  PG-13)
177
Zoolander 2001,  PG-13)
Zoolander
"So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
178
Young Frankenstein 1974,  PG)
179
Beerfest 2006,  R)
Beerfest
"I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding-Dang. A high stakes game in some Opium den. Turns out, these aren't the types of guys who like to lose. When I beat them, they beat me. And this is hard to say. They held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass"
180
The Football Factory 2004,  R)
181
Everything is Illuminated 2005,  PG-13)
182
Jerry Maguire 1996,  R)
183
Singles 1992,  PG-13)
184
Say Anything... 1989,  PG-13)
185
Summer School 1987,  PG-13)
186
The Monster Squad 1987,  PG-13)
187
Little Monsters 1989,  PG)
188
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002,  PG)
189
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 2005,  PG-13)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Big fan of these movies
190
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2007,  PG-13)
191
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004,  PG)
192
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 2001,  PG)
193
High Fidelity 2000,  R)
High Fidelity
"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five."
194
Happy Gilmore 1996,  PG-13)
195
O Brother, Where Art Thou? 2000,  PG-13)
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
"I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point."
196
Defending Your Life 2001,  PG)
197
The Last Mimzy 2007,  PG)
198
Stardust 2007,  PG-13)
199
The Neverending Story 1984,  PG)
200
The Dark Crystal 1982,  PG)
201
Wizard of Oz 1925,  Unrated)
202
Return to Oz 1985,  PG)
203
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 1988,  PG)
204
Three Amigos! 1986,  PG)
Three Amigos!
Classic
205
My Blue Heaven 1990,  PG-13)
206
Planes, Trains and Automobiles 1987,  R)
207
L.A. Story 1991,  PG-13)
208
The Jerk 1979,  R)
209
Parenthood 1989,  PG-13)
Parenthood
" I always wanted to go again. You know, it was just so interesting to me that a ride could make me so frightened, so scared, so sick, so excited, and so thrilled all together! Some didn't like it. They went on the merry-go-round. That just goes around. Nothing. I like the roller coaster. You get more out of it."
210
Comedy Central Presents: The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Chevy Chase 2002,  Unrated)
211
Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner 2006,  Unrated)
212
Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson 2005,  Unrated)
213
Comedy Central Roast of Jeff Foxworthy 2005,  Unrated)
214
Comedy Central Presents: The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner 2001,  Unrated)
215
Roast of Denis Leary Uncensored 2004,  Unrated)
216
Mystery, Alaska 1999,  R)
217
Romper Stomper 1993,  NC-17)
218
L.A. Confidential 1997,  R)
219
Gladiator 2000,  R)
Gladiator
Yeah
220
A Beautiful Mind 2001,  PG-13)
221
The Insider 1999,  R)
222
The Quick and the Dead 1995,  R)
223
Philadelphia 1993,  PG-13)
224
Ricochet 1991,  R)
225
Crimson Tide 1995,  R)
226
Malcolm X 1992,  PG)
227
Glory 1989,  R)
228
The Hurricane 1999,  R)
229
Legend 1986,  PG)
230
Days of Thunder 1990,  PG-13)
231
Eyes Wide Shut 1999,  R)
232
Born on the Fourth of July 1989,  R)
Born on the Fourth of July
"They burned the flag and they demonstrated against us; it's on the cover of the paper today. They have no respect. They have no idea what's going on over there, Mom - the men that are sacrificing their lives. People are dying every day over there, and nobody back here even seems to care. It's a bunch of goddamn shit if you ask me!"
233
Minority Report 2002,  PG-13)
234
Collateral 2004,  R)
235
Cocktail 1988,  R)
236
Far and Away 1992,  PG-13)
237
Mission: Impossible III 2006,  PG-13)
238
Magnolia 1999,  R)
239
A Few Good Men 1992,  R)
240
Can't Buy Me Love 1987,  PG-13)
241
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy 2004,  PG-13)
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
"What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay."
242
Quiz Show 1994,  PG-13)
243
RoboCop 1987,  R)
RoboCop
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
244
Clay Pigeons 1998,  R)
245
The Prime Gig 2000,  R)
246
Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story 2004,  PG-13)
247
Fred Claus 2007,  PG)
248
Made 2001,  R)
249
Thumbsucker 2005,  R)
250
Reality Bites 1994,  PG-13)
251
The Heartbreak Kid 2007,  R)
252
The Cable Guy 1996,  PG-13)
253
The Royal Tenenbaums 2002,  R)
254
Empire of the Sun 1987,  PG)
255
Along Came Polly 2004,  PG-13)
256
Permanent Midnight 1998,  R)
Permanent Midnight
Jerry Stahl: People always ask, "What's the worst thing heroin drove you to do?". I always answer, "showing up on Maury."
257
Reno 911!: Miami 2007,  R)
258
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler 1999,  Unrated)
259
Anger Management 2003,  PG-13)
260
Punch-Drunk Love 2002,  R)
Punch-Drunk Love
My favorite Adam Sandler movie
261
Big Daddy 1999,  PG-13)
262
Beverly Hills Ninja 1997,  PG-13)
263
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley 1998,  Unrated)
264
Black Sheep 1996,  PG-13)
265
Dragnet 1987,  PG-13)
266
Cast Away 2000,  PG-13)
267
Jet Li and the Legend of Wong Fei Hun 2005,  Unrated)
268
DiG! 2003,  R)
269
Army of Darkness 1993,  R)
270
The Karate Kid 1984,  PG)
The Karate Kid
Come on......it's a classic
271
The Abyss 1989,  PG-13)
272
Lucas 1986,  PG-13)
273
License to Drive 1988,  PG-13)
274
A History of Violence 2005,  R)
275
G.I. Jane 1997,  R)
276
Willow 1988,  PG)
277
Bad Boys 1983,  R)
278
Liar Liar 1997,  PG-13)
279
Dead Man Walking 1995,  R)
280
Adaptation 2002,  R)
Adaptation
Great movie. Chris Cooper finally got his recognition in this one. And Nicolas Cage was fantastic...as usual.....aside from Ghost Rider and the few other shit movies he's done
281
Being John Malkovich 1999,  R)
282
Back to School 1986,  PG-13)
283
Andre the Giant 2005,  Unrated)
284
Frequency 2000,  PG-13)
285
No Holds Barred 1989,  PG-13)
No Holds Barred
hahaha
286
Road Warriors: The Life and Death of Wrestling's Most Dominant Tag Team 1986,  Unrated)
287
Suburban Commando 1991,  PG)
Suburban Commando
If you haven't seen this you don't know what you've been missing. Hogan's performance rivals that of Daniel Day-Lewis in "There Will Be Blood" or "Gangs Of New York". This movie brought tears to my eyes the first time I saw it. How Hogan wasn't nominated is beyond me.

Rent it, buy it.....do whatever it is you need to do in order to watch this piece of cinematic history.
288
Crocodile Dundee 1986,  PG-13)
289
Catch Me If You Can 2002,  PG-13)
290
The 'Burbs 1989,  PG)
The 'Burbs
"I've never seen that. I've never seen anybody drive their garbage down to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I-I've never seen that."
291
Big 1988,  PG)
Big
They say my Dad's name in this movie in the beginning when the kids are playing stick ball.

I absolutely love this movie.
292
Road to Perdition 2002,  R)
293
Punchline 1988,  R)
294
Sleepless in Seattle 1993,  PG)
295
Radio Flyer 1992,  PG-13)
296
Apollo 13 1995,  PG)
297
Funny Farm 1988,  PG)
298
Spies Like Us 1985,  PG)
299
Vegas Vacation 1997,  PG)
300
Fletch 1985,  PG)
301
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989,  PG-13)
302
National Lampoon's European Vacation 1985,  PG-13)
303
National Lampoon's Vacation 1983,  R)
304
The Chase 1994,  R)
305
The Rookie 2002,  G)
306
Invincible 2006,  PG)
307
The Rookie 1990,  R)
308
Unforgiven 1992,  R)
309
A Fistful of Dollars (Per un Pugno di Dollari) 1964,  R)
310
Spartacus 1960,  PG-13)
311
The Ninth Gate 1999,  R)
312
Ed Wood 1994,  R)
313
Edward Scissorhands 1990,  PG-13)
314
Sleepy Hollow 1999,  R)
315
Finding Neverland 2004,  PG)
316
Blow 2001,  R)
317
Donnie Brasco 1997,  R)
318
Chocolat 2000,  PG-13)
319
Awakenings 1990,  PG-13)
320
Patch Adams 1998,  PG-13)
321
Jack 1996,  PG-13)
322
Toys 1992,  PG-13)
323
Dead Poets Society 1989,  PG)
Dead Poets Society
"O Captain, my Captain. Who knows where that comes from? Anybody? Not a clue? It's from a poem by Walt Whitman about Mr. Abraham Lincoln. Now in this class you can either call me Mr. Keating, or if you're slightly more daring, O Captain my Captain."
324
Popeye 1980,  PG)
325
The Fisher King 1991,  R)
326
Lord of the Flies 1990,  R)
327
The Great Outdoors 1988,  PG)
The Great Outdoors
Roman: Pontoon boat? Whaddya going to do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?
328
The Karate Kid, Part III 1989,  PG)
329
Little Children 2006,  R)
Little Children
One of the better films I have seen in years.
330
Children of Men 2006,  R)
331
Uncle Buck 1989,  PG)
Uncle Buck
Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.
332
Summer Rental 1985,  PG)
333
Brewster's Millions 1985,  PG)
Brewster's Millions
Classic
334
Cool Runnings 1993,  PG)
335
Splash 1984,  PG)
336
Lady in the Water 2006,  PG-13)
337
Signs 2002,  PG-13)
338
Unbreakable 2000,  PG-13)
339
The Sixth Sense 1999,  PG-13)
340
The Village 2004,  PG-13)
341
Pet Sematary 1989,  R)
342
David Blaine: Fearless 2002,  Unrated)
343
Bloodsport 1986,  R)
344
Kickboxer 1989,  R)
345
Once Upon a Time in China 2 1992,  R)
346
Twin Warriors (Tai ji zhang san feng) (The Tai-Chi Master) 1993,  R)
347
Stargate 1994,  PG-13)
348
Rebound: The Legend of Earl The Goat Manigault 1996,  R)
Rebound: The Legend of Earl The Goat Manigault
GREAT sports movie. Tells a great tale about an unknown sports figure.
349
The Greatest Game Ever Played 2005,  PG)
350
Tin Cup 1996,  R)
351
Fast Times At Ridgemont High 1982,  R)
352
Dazed and Confused 1993,  R)
353
Mischief 1985,  R)
354
SpaceCamp (Space Camp) 1986,  PG)
355
Solarbabies 1986,  PG-13)
356
Sleepers 1996,  R)
357
A River Runs Through It 1992,  PG)
358
Twelve Monkeys (12 Monkeys) 1995,  R)
359
Dark City 1998,  R)
360
The Butterfly Effect 2004,  R)
361
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 2006,  R)
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
"What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos."
362
Coming to America 1988,  R)
363
Blood Diamond 2006,  R)
364
The Last King of Scotland 2006,  R)
365
Garden State 2004,  R)
366
No Retreat, No Surrender 1986,  PG)
367
Finding Nemo 2003,  G)
368
Mean Girls 2004,  PG-13)
369
Hitch 2005,  PG-13)
370
Amistad 1997,  R)
371
Munich 2005,  R)
372
Schindler's List 1993,  R)
373
Close Encounters of the Third Kind 1977,  PG)
374
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial 1982,  PG)
375
Flight of the Navigator 1986,  PG)
376
The Upside of Anger 2001,  R)
The Upside of Anger
Excellent movie!!! Very underated.....Joan Allen and Kevin Costner give superb performances.
377
White Men Can't Jump 1992,  R)
White Men Can't Jump
I used to love this movie. Haven't seen it in years.
378
Demolition Man 1993,  R)
379
Wildcats 1986,  R)
380
Overboard 1987,  PG)
381
First Blood (Rambo: First Blood) 1982,  R)
382
Over the Top 1986,  PG)
Over the Top
Bob 'Bull' Hurley: Being number one is everything. There is no second place. Second sucks.
383
Assassins 1995,  R)
384
Cliffhanger 1993,  R)
385
Barfly 1987,  R)
386
Life Stinks 1991,  PG-13)
387
History of the World -- Part I 1981,  R)
388
Silent Movie 1976,  PG)
389
Blazing Saddles 1974,  R)
390
St. Elmo's Fire 1985,  PG-13)
391
Jumanji 1995,  PG)
392
Seven Years in Tibet 1997,  PG-13)
393
Cinderella Man 2005,  PG-13)
394
Green Street Hooligans 2005,  R)
Green Street Hooligans
"Fuck me. If I knew we was going to a bar mitzvah, I would have brought me fuckin' skull cap. Mate, Tottenham's due north. Are you lost? Or just fucking stupid?"
395
The Truman Show 1998,  PG)
396
V for Vendetta 2006,  R)
397
The Elephant Man 1980,  PG)
The Elephant Man
What a fantastic movie.

John Merrick: People are frightened by what they don't understand.
398
Trading Places 1983,  R)
399
Bicentennial Man 1999,  PG)
400
Rescue Dawn 2006,  PG-13)
401
Easy Rider 1969,  R)
Easy Rider
"No, man, like hey, man. Wow. I was watching this object man, li-like the satellite that we saw the other night, right? And, like, it was going right across the sky, man, and then... I mean it just suddenly, uh, it just changed direction and went whizzin right off, man. It flashed..."
402
The Ten Commandments 1956,  G)
The Ten Commandments
Nefretiri: I saved your son.
Moses: It is not my son who will die, it is the first born of Egypt, it is your son, Nefretiri!
Nefretiri: You would not dare strike Pharaoh's son!
Moses: In the hardness of his heart, Pharaoh has mocked God and brings death to his own son!
Nefretiri: But he is my son. You would not kill my son.
Moses: Without God I am nothing. I am the tool by which he works his will.
Nefretiri: But I saved your son!
Moses: I cannot save yours.
403
Harold and Maude 1971,  PG)
Harold and Maude
My Mother made me watch this when I was younger and I'm glad she did. It's a great love story for all ages......male or female......and there's a lot of twisted humor.....one of the first true dark comedies / love stories I had ever seen in my life.





Maude: "A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They're just backing away from life. *Reach* out. Take a *chance*. Get *hurt* even. But play as well as you can. Go team, go! Give me an L. Give me an I. Give me a V. Give me an E. L-I-V-E. LIVE! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room."





I still crack up every time this movie is mentioned in "There's Something About Mary".
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Once 2007,  R)
Once
Wow!!! I'm not sure really what else to say about this movie. I just finished watching it at my friends house and have already put it to the top of my queue on netflix so my roommates can see it.

Musicals usually aren't my thing but this movie separates itself from the others in my humble opinion.

Here's a link to a fantastic review done my Ebert & Roeper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5LgKMNvF7k

The music done in this movie is unlike anything I have heard before. Has a very unique blend of 60's / new age music. I highly recommend this to any and all movie and music lovers.
405
Superbad 2007,  R)
Superbad
"Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube."
406
Colors 1988,  R)
407
Hook 1991,  PG)
408
No Country for Old Men 2007,  R)
409
Vertigo 1958,  PG)
Vertigo
This is my favorite Hitchcock movie. Just fantastic in every sense of the word.
410
The Dark Knight 2008,  PG-13)
The Dark Knight
If this movie was a woman I would lube up and fuck it. Holy shit!!!! Dare I say "best comic book movie ever"? I don't want to say to much about it for those of you that haven't had the opportunity to see it yet........I will say this though..........purchase a large soda at the theater just in case you need to take a piss during the film. You aren't going to want to miss a second.


Hopefully this is my movie review comeback. I've been away for a while and plan on making you lucky / blessed sheep laugh as often as possible. Until next time........
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 2012,  Unrated)
412
Zack and Miri Make a Porno 2008,  R)
413
Death Note (Desu nôto) 2006,  Unrated)
Death Note (Desu nôto)
Fantastic!~
414
Jackass 3-D 2010,  R)

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