My Favorite Movies

"I am your father."

"No. That's not true. That's impossible!"

"Search your feelings, you know it to be true."

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"


Class.

"I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner, now I am the master."

"Only a master of evil, Darth."

Genius.

"I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me."

"So be it... Jedi."


Amazing.

"You were the chosen one. It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! You were to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!"

"I hate you!"

"You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you."


Emotional.

"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals!"


Great.

"How did you end up here with us?"
"I no know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchen, then boom! Gettin berry scared and grabbin' dat Jedi and pow! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' berry berry scared!"


Hmmm. Still got lightsabres though.

The Coens' best film.

Schizo fun.

"The next day I meet a man with genuine chocolate face."
"My moustache still tastes of your testes"
"May George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and Child in Iraq!"
Is niiiiiiice.