Sarah Helwig (helwigs)


Sarah's Recent Reviews


Goon Goon R
Jay Baruchel's character was actually kind of annoying. Usually I like him, but he was just too much. However, everything else was freaking hilarious. Or super gross. Like rolling your ankle the wrong direction in hockey skates, seriously, it still hurts just thinking about it, let alone seeing it. I love the random hockey superstitions that hockey fans out pick up on and other people would just be like whatever. You don't walk on your logo dumbasses. Surprising how awesome the Canadian accents were too. I might have been bias too cuz the one character was kinda like Datsyuk mixed with St. Louis. Gotta love a good fight too and it's full of them.
This Means War This Means War PG-13
It was kinda predictable, however it was still really, really funny. There were a lot of "are you serious" moments, but not in a bad way. I actually found myself laughing out load, and that hasn't happened a lot lately with some movies out, so I'd actually recommend this one.

Sarah's Favorite Movies


The Nightmare Before Christmas The Nightmare Before Christmas PG
Amazing even if it's not really Tim Burton. He did do the poem and the story but at least I admit he didn't direct it. Danny Elfman does a great job on the score and doing all the voices that he does.
Idiocracy Idiocracy R
This is the movie that helps me decide if my friends are infact intelligent enough to talk to. Because if they don't think it's funny, they are too stupid to get it.

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