My Favorite Movies

This movie is better then you. Just stop trying.

Hirokazu Kore-eda is king shit of fuck mountain.

My favorite of the original Apes series. It's like a Rage Against the Machine song, but instead of black people overthrowing the white, patriarchal power structure, it's damn dirty apes sticking it to humanity in general. You haven't lived until you've seen a chimp gun down swat team members with an M-16.

A serial killer movie minus the bullshit. Beautiful, frustrating, heartbreaking and funny.

A vampire movie minus the bullshit. Brilliantly shot and edited. One of my favorite endings ever.

Pretty much the best zombie movie ever. I heart the apacolypse.

Fan-fucking-tastic Dago western with Jack Palance smoking a shitload of reefer.

Unparalleled cinematic brilliance

Solid, slow burning revenge flick with some quality shotgun porn at the end. The 70's ruled.

If meat, boobies, gangsters, prostitute auctions, Lee Marvin, Gene Hackman, and a nubile Sissy Spacek don't appeal to you than you are an asshole.

Or a woman. An asshole or a woman.

Pretty close to being the best movie involving space ever. Also about the only Ridley Scott movie I like.

Badass.

Vindicates the existence of an otherwise worthless continent. Any movie in which the standard issue police weapon is a sawed off shotgun just straight up wins.

Jewfro+Nihilism/Rad Car= Cinematic Greatness

Sonny Chiba rapes for purity and kills a fucking bull with his bare fucking hands.

Perfectish.

In movie prison, this is the movie that all the other movies are afraid of in the shower.

Pretty much every aspect of this movie is outstanding. The last shot is one of the best things ever.

Hirokazu Kore-eda is king shit of fuck mountain.

Sonny Chiba cuts off a dudes nuts and feeds them to a dog.

Sonny Chiba rips off a black dudes nuts with his bare hands. He also sells a guys sister into sexual slavery and rips another guys throat out.

Pretty much better than your life.

See it. You've no excuse not to.

Pretty much the greatest thing to ever happen in america. Scatman Crothers in a karate fight for fuck's sake!

Best martial arts film I've ever seen. It starts with an old man committing suicide by head butting the top of a stone pillar and only gets better from there. See it in a crowded theater if you ever get the chance, it's a religious experience.

I love the post apocalypse. Just as good as the original due to national treasure Vernon Wells and a general excess of rad. The chick with the bow and arrow is smoking hot.

I cried...Twice...

Clubber Lang is Rocky's finest nemesis by a factor of 2. The slow mo, beach running, half shirt, man-hug training sequence is one for the proverbial books.

Nice little white trashacolypse filck. Nice visual style. Some dude trys to rape his daughter. Badass.

Sonny Chiba kicks the shit out of a hundred guys at the same time. He also covers himself in oil and fights pro wrestlers.

My favorite of the series. Chiba makes the most of his scant screentime and turns in a career best performance.

Every other Star Trek related thing is expendable. KHAAAAAN!!!!!!!

Pretty much the badest assed depression era outlaw flick ever.

Dream cast+ Killer soundtrack+Bloody violence=Somthing you should have seen already.

I heart nunsploitation.

There's a bit of stupid moralizing in the end, but it doesn?t detract from the fact that the movie is bad the fuck ass.

Just as good as Re-Animator. Slimy phalic monsters and hot chicks in bondage gear are two great tastes that taste great together.

James Spader smears chicken blood on Lori Loughlin's panties and earns my undying admiration. There's also a mid movie training montage and a good amount of gratuitous junk waggling. A dude also pees on another dude and there are some fantastic shotg...(read more)un heroics toward the end.

P.S. Stoltz is a pussy.

I hate the retarded frat boy cult that sprang up around it, but the flick is pretty much perfect.

About as good as an old school martial arts comedy can get.

Badass. Sean Connery, space prostitutes, explosive decompression and shotguns. What more could one possibly want from a movie? I wish they'd release a decent DVD version.

The Swedes really have that quiet desperation thing down pat.

The manliest man movie ever to man its way onto the silver screen. An Ernest Borgnine away from complete testosterone overload.

Radnificent.

Caney+Grapefruit=Legend
Jean Harlow is quite the looker too. Nice Gams on that one.

Pretty much the best thing involving zombies to come out of Italy. Funny as hell. Rupert Everett is pretty awesome when he's not making shitnastical romantic comedies. I also like Anna Falchi's fake boobs.

Jeffrey Combs is an official champ, and Barbara Crampton is impossibly hot. As swell as swell can be.

Creepy, thought provoking, expertly acted, technically brilliant, and subtly funny. What more does one need in a movie?

Chuck Bronson, Lee Marvin and Carl Weathers in the same fucking movie? Bliss. 2 glorious hours of drinkin' and killin'.

Perhaps the greatest thing to ever happen ever.

If you asked me what the greatest movie of all time was between the years of say, 1988 and 1990 this would have been my answer. Well, this or Krull... The douche bag from Real Genius is in the dance club scene. Also,I've decided that Jap chick is slightly hotter than Liz Shue in the first one.

What a great movie. Drinkin', killin', fuckin', Janet Leigh's spectacular rack, Borgnine, Douglas, amazing scenery, a wolf pit?

Let me put it this way. If you don't like this movie you are a dick and I hate you.

I need me one of them unstoppable killbots. One of them strumpetbots would be appreciated as well. More bots in general really.

Six kinds of awesome. The helper monkey vacuming the floor with his little monkey vacume is one of the greatest things I've ever seen, and that's not even the best part of the movie.

Fuck.

Another stellar George P. Cosmatos masterpiece. Not as technically "well made" as the first flick, but makes up for it by adding retarded amounts of ridiculous action. The flick is, however, politically sound. I'd forgotten that the Cobra Kai sensei was in this.

Actually a really well made action movie. Shit gets blowed up even better than in #2. Richard Crenna actually fighting is probably the most ridiculous thing to happen in the series. Once again the political commentary is both astute and well reasoned. My only qualm is that Kurtwood Smith, being one of the best guys on the planet, should have had a bigger role.

Great, great movie. Martin Sheen gives the performance of his career, Warren Oates rules in his small part, and I'm fairly sure science can prove that early 70's Sissy Spacek is the cutest thing to ever exist. There's also a whole mess of awesome dialogue and breathtaking cinematography. I really can't think of a weakness.

Bless you Jenny Agutter.

Also, RUN RUNNER!

It's like this thing was genetically designed tom appeal specifically to me. Warren Oates is outstanding. The hundreds of chickens killed during filming is a small price to pay for such awesomeness.

Good movie even if the message is a bit heavy handed at times. Nice depiction of dead end white trash America. Crispin Glover and Dennis Hopper deserve medals.

My personal favorite of the series has a messy, unfocused script, but it's all in the execution. The camerawork and direction give the proceedings a dreamy quality and the overall feel is more subdued and moody than the other installments. It also adds a bit of character depth to the titular lone wolf seems a bit more vulnerable. also this is the only flick in the series where he seems to feel bad about killing someone. The fact that it also features a hot tattooed topless swordfighter chick with blood spattered boobies has absolutely nothing to do with my enjoyment.

One of the best animated movies ever. Also agressivly French.

HaHA!

Rutger Hauer and Jennifer Jason Leigh. I can't decide who I want to marry more.

Much better than most of its fans realize.

Wow. A cliche love story made amazing due to a thorough soaking in a righteous mixture of piss, shit, blood, cum and vomit. Rutger Hauer is awe inspiring. I have a whole new respect for the man.

One of the better "Fucked up Asian's coming to terms with things" movies. The two stars are outstanding.

Apeocalpse now! One of Chuck's finest.

One of the darkest, creepiest, and cleverest kids movies ever made. And no fucking songs, which is a plus.

Fan-fucking-tastic. McConaughey rules as a psycho redneck with a remote controlled robo-leg. Everyone else is pretty great too. Not so much a horror flick as it is a genius black comedy.

I love this movie. Some of the best subtle humor ever.

Perhaps the smartest monster movie ever. Robert Forster is the coolest guy ever, and Robin Riker was so hot it hurt my genitals.

Movie about the end of the world that starts out kind of uneven but turns into something really special. The end had me choked up.

Fucking Brilliant! Vindicates the existence of Reese Witherspoon. Creepy, hilarious and badass in equal measure.

One of the finest comedies ever. Super sexy popular computer hackers that have lots of rave parties hack the Gibson (and the planet for that matter) with their bitchin' 28.8bps modems. Dr. Melfi and Bunk Moreland make appearances.

Pretty great. I hadn't seen this one since I was a kid. Aged pretty well. It helped that I get all the golden age Hollywood references now, and that early '90s Jennifer Connelly has a less, shall we say, ambiguous effect on me.

Christ. Depressing, beautiful, and...depressing. Lots of awkward situations that are hard to watch, but they add up to something pretty great.

The ending is too awesome for words. If you have a healthy appreciation for old school special effects, you owe it to yourself to see this.

Kelly Lynch is a mutant and the blind guitar player guy is weird.

Otherwise, a gaynificent good time. Plenty of oils and monster trucks.

One of the few movies that's made me cry like a little bitch.

Another FABULOUS kung fu movie from Cheng Che and the Venoms. Lots of homoerotic impalement.

More montage per square inch than any movie I'm aware of. Also, Jordan is HOT. Almost as hot as Val Kilmer.

A heroically awful movie that commands the utmost respect for it's ridiculously baroque ineptitude. The highlander series is endlessly fascinating to me.

Note: I watched the extended/re-edited "Renegade Version" which, I understand, adds in some of my favorite "WTF?" moments.

Fantastic. The Japanese turned hot women killing people into high art.

Refreshingly perfect.

Fucks up on a few point, but Hestonchrist murdering damn, dirty, vampiric plauge victims is awesome squared.

I hadn't seen this in years. Great stuff. M. Emmet Walsh is one of the best guys ever. One of those "style is substance" type movies.

The whole look and feel is hilarious, it doesn't even really need the jokes. I want to bone Holly Hunter something fierce.

Fantastic movie about life in hell. Tuturro's scream after he finds the dead chick in his bed is beyond awesome.

The faint cry of a fish monger can be heard in the distance...

You know when you have a really awesome dream that makes total sense while your having it, then you wake up and the more you think about it the less sense it makes. This is kinda like that but with more gay people and brutal beatings. Lots of interesting stylistic devices that I've never seen used anywhere else.

Arnie's one liner count is off the charts. An interesting combination of Commando style stupidity and Robocop style satire. Mostly it's just fun to see roided out man beasts destroy each other. Seriously, Buzzsaw constantly looks like his head is about to explode. And the bit where Arnie rips the camera out of the wall is the greatest thing he's ever done.

It's like a British Five Easy Pieces with a bigger asshole at the center and more nihilism.

Fun movie with a great cast.

"If I had a dick this is where I'd tell you to suck it!"

Pretty darn good.

Pretty great. It's about a raging asshole who destroys his life and the lives of everyone around him. Touching in it's own twisted way.

"Scouts?"

Hirokazu Kore-eda is king shit of fuck mountain.

Popcorn movies don't get much better.

A few annoying characters and general ridiculousness are made up for by relentless brutality and violence. Family films used to have balls.

Lacks the balls of the first and the subversiveness of the second, but still a solid action movie. Holds a special place in my heart as it was one of the first movies I ever owned on VHS. Also, I dig how when the tank flies off the cliff you can see the guy getting smashed up in the wreckage.

Watch Sly turn half of Burma into chunky mulch.

I came.

Criminally underage Jennifer Connelly talks to insects and solves murders with the help of an adorable pink assed chimp. Sign my ass up.

Completely bonkers but visually stunning and bursting with infectious energy. Some kind of insane masterpiece.

Brilliant movie.

It's like, deep, man. At any rate, some of the most striking visuals and special effects ever.

I don't think Curtiz was physically capable of making a bad movie. Great stuff. The closing execution was particularly shocking for its day.

"It's cranberry juice, cran-apple."

The script is a mess, but visually it's one of the best animated films ever. I heart the apocalypse.

Legitimately hilarious and wildly creative. Enjoyment isn't dependent on nostalgia this time around.

Bakshi is kind of out of his element in Fantasy land, but it's still incredibly unique. Even when it sucks, it sucks in interesting ways.

Fucking great. Delightfully twisted sense of humor and interesting take on the post apocalypse. Surprisingly strong production values as well.

One of my new favorites. A man in New Zealand awakes to find everyone on the planet has vanished except him. Goes to some wacky, but strangely logical places. Lots of fun.

Eric Bana is king shit of fuck mountain.

Well, in this movie anyway...

:)

Andromeda is hot as hell.

Really, really good. Familiar stuff done in new and interesting ways. All subtle and understated and shit.

Great movie. Elliott Gould and Sterling Hayden deserve medals. Pure class.

One of my favorites. Does much to deflate the romantic image of film hitmen.

Gives you a few good chuckles before the panic attacks set in.

Fantastic. I appreciated the amount of attention paid to Maggie Cheung's lower body.

Sadistic Japanese schoolgirl? I'll take two. Pretty flawless apart from the goofy pop song that plays over the end.

Why had I not heard of this? A truly great movie that encompasses all that is good and horrible about the human experience. They even get the proportions right.