My Favorite Movies

This movie totally knocked my socks off by its original & witty way at looking at "zombie" movies!! BRILLIANT in every way!! And if you have some "smart-a$$" in ya' -- you'll REALLY enjoy this (soon to be!) CLASSIC!! Grab a bag of popcorn, your favorite beverage of choice -- and then thank me later for telling everyone who HASN'T seen this to go take a peek!! If you don't laugh, then you ain't alive!! (Tee-hee!) Enjoy the blood & gore ! My treat!

"Well. . . I said it WOULD MAKE IT. . . I didn't say the wheels wouldn't fall off!" (LMAO!!)

"Or, like, when you put peanut butter on your balls & your dog licks it off. . . " (Disturbing -- but, HILARIOUS, nonetheless!!!)

There is TOO much to say about this movie!! I TRULY left the movie, saying "What-the-beep!". . . it had my brain working OVERDRIVE!!! Unbelievably SMART!! Really, really SMART!! And the truth be said, who REALLY can say whether we're sleeping or awake? Sometimes I wish it were all "pretend" and I could just wake up. . . and then humanity does the SWEETEST thing and I go "all mushy" inside! I'm such a chick! Guilty as charged! I can't put everything I think abt this movie into words -- and on their behalf, I apologize!! My only intention is PRAISE and if you get any other message -- you're a dee-de-dee!! Stop readin' my stuff then! Or. . . go back to sleep. . . if you dare!!

I was a teenager when this movie came out and it became my all time favorite movie EVER, EVER, EVER!!!!!!

WOW!! I'm sooo sad everyone doesn't think this movie is HILARIOUS!! I have 3 boys, so yes, I have somehow acquired a warped sense of humor. . . but, I think the low ratings are because everyone is taking it TOOO seriously. . . Modern rock music (some viewers issues) is just a CREATIVE way to express an old idea. . . obviously they aren't trying to state medieval FACTS -- they're just funny. . . Do you like Disney movies?! Yes? Impossible!! Cartoons aren't real -- RIGHT? So, how can anyone laugh at CARTOONS?? Relax, people -- and just enjoy the movie!! It's Austin Powers gone "medieval". . . Well, our family LOVED this movie (and "Naked Butt" was TOOOO funny!!), so to each his own, huh? Your loss. . . LOL!!

Well, I don't really give a crap if you don't like this movie -- cuz our family ADORES it!!!!!!!!!!!! This is probably our #1 movie where we use the MOST day-to-day favorite quotes! So many situations you can use their words!! Just take this movie for the sweetly hilarious movie that it is! . . . LIFE'S A GARDEN!. . . DIG IT!!

"The puke pile's over there. It's a pretty big pile of puke." (Luvz it!!)

"That's plum-purple crazy!"

"I'm tellin' ya -- NOTHIN' happened!. . ." "That's not what weeee heard!"

"Say it again -- and I'll stab ya' in the eye with a soldering iron!"

"So, the snails are in the desert? And they can talk??". . . "You're focusing on the WRONG PART OF THE STORY!!"

"You're my sister! You're my sister!" (Too funny!)

"Yea, I throw an "E" on it & pronounce it "Deer-tay". . . DON'T CHURCH IT UP, BOY!!" (I just LOVE sayin' this line for absolutely NO REASON. . . it's just fun!)

"Between you & me, that dog is comin' off a little FROOO-TEEE!" (Funny, funny crap! Especially when he's got make-up and a woman's robe on!) And lastly (but I COULD go on all day, here!). . .

"Everything's going all tweet-tweet!" (okay, the alligator scene is a bit over-the-top -- but, it's still funny!) Alrightl no need to BEG!. . . Here's one more!. . .

"Oh, yea? Well, I'll give you a match: my face and your butt. . . no, I mean. . . your butt and my face." (LMAO!!)

One of my ALL TIME favorite movies! Yes, I'm a SAP! I admit it!

. . . and what does SHE do?. . . She rescues him RIGHT BACK!! (you're not a TRUE movie freak if you don't know what that was about!!) Your loss. . .

Jack-Jack ROCKS!! This movie was really & truly funny -- even for the "grown ups"!! Our family LOVED this movie!!! We have to watch this so many times because of our 3 yr. old, I think I'll be signing up to fight crime in the very near future (soon as I figure out what my ding-dang super-power is, of course!). . . (hee!)

Our whole family LOVES this movie!!! It's a family CLASSIC!! We use sooo many quotes from this film and I have one question to ask you. . . Who's your favorite Rascal?? Alfapha?. . . or SPANKY??? (hee!)

". . . as . . . you. . . wiiissshhhh!!"

This movie is a CLASSIC in every sense of the word!!

"Oh, my sweet Westley!" (stumble, fall, roll, roll, roll, umph!!) Hee!

I absolutely ADORED this movie when it came out. Okay, I'm a sentimental sap -- and I still am!! And DON'T FORGET to be wary of the R.O. U. S.'s!! (Rodents Of Unusual Size! Hee!) Yea, they were the only thing that looked cheap & cheesy -- but, I was willing to overlook it!! And don't forget the famous words:

"My name is Enigo Montoyo. You killed my father. PREPARE TO DIE!!!"

LUVZ, LUVZ, LUVZ THIS MOVIE!!!

I am a commentary FREAK and this was a first for me on DVD: THREE (count them) yes, I said "THREE" commentaries. I was in HEAVEN !! I learned a lot as a wanna-be-writer & director!! I love the sappy love stories, especailly those with a "twist". So although this movie had some problems and technical issues (to the discerning eye), I still loved its creativity and effects! I also saw this TWICE in the theaters! Of course, I AM a huge Angelina Jolie fan (despite the debacle with Brad's marriage). . . Our family will actually watch this movie again and again -- every time it comes on & we happen to surf across it. . .

This movie receives a 5-star rating because ANY flick that gives our family quotes that we say for YEARS and YEARS will AUTOMATICALLY get a 5-star rating! (That's my story & I'm stickin' to it!! Got a problem with that? Yea? Well, go talk to my agent!) WHAT??? (It's best not to try to figure out my humor -- just run away quickly & quietly! Hee!)

Oh! This movie also gets extra points for making me CRY MY FREAKIN' BRAINS OUT!! (yep, the Sap-In-Me emerges again!) Deal wid' it!! (lol)

I have a recurring dream that has to do with SHARKS for some weird reason (although nothing bad ever happens to me!) -- and I LOVE to watch shark movies & specials. . . So, I really enjoyed this movie -- I thought it was cool. . . and hey! the black dude actually LIVED!! (hee!) Favorite quote: "THAT'S what you get for eating my parrot!!". . .

Stiffler ROCKS!!!

Okay, so the cheetah scene was corny, but otherwise HILARIOUS!I loved it!

"I keeell you!" (Achmed ROCKS!!)

"Dumbass!!" (As said so sweetly by Walter!)

"Jalopeno. . . on a steeeeck!"

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this movie!

One of my ALL TIME favorite movies!!!!! I love, love, love Jeff Goldblum. . . he's so weird. . . I just can't help myself!! Awesome movie!!

One of our FAMILY's all time favorites! We have sooo many one-liners from this movie -- it really brought the whole family together -- and LAUGHING! Silly as it was!! "There's ALWAYS time for lubrication!. . ." Hee

LOVED THIS MOVIE!! A friend of mine has just recently intrigued my curiosity about foreign films. . . and I'm SOOO GLAD!! This movie was really cute!

Potty-mouth galore. . . but, TOO, TOO FUNNY to ignore!! Will Smith & Martin Lawrence make a FATASTIC duo!! Our family LOVES 'em!!

I LOVE Pierce -- and this was a pretty witty and cute story line (I hadn't seen the original, so nothing was tainted for me).
And BTW, Pierce soooo wants me! (um, that's my story & I'm stickin' to it!) lol

For SOOOO many different reasons I had to mark this as a 5-star rating! First of all, such a sweet & unique way to handle this subject. . . I ALWAYS cry my little eyes out! Also, I LOVE me some commentary -- & there were TWO on this DVD! Yee-haw!! The commentary by the writer/screenplay author touched me deep, deep inside!! He's inspired me to at least TRY to write my book!! Maybe even two or more. . . (hee!)

"Ruuunn, For Rest, ruuunnn!!"
-- and --
"Jenny, we go together like peas and carrots. . . "
-- and --
"It happens. . ."

My new motto (based from this movie) is: Baby steps!! That way when I'm attempting a new project, I say that & take it step by step. Great philosophy for life really. . .

Blubber my BRAIN out every time I watch this movie!! I was in the 9th grade when this came out. . . AWESOME memories!!

So cute!! Another good (albeit, "sappy") movie that I absolutely LOVE!!! Goldie Hawn never fails to make me love her. She just has a truly unique and contagious personality!! You have to smile & laugh -- even if you don't wanna. . .

One of my ALL TIME favorite movies!! Don't know why -- I just love it!! Superb acting & I loved the ending. . .