Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Ken Jeong, Jenn Proske
The comedy masterminds behind Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, and Meet the Spartans drive a squeaky rubber stake through the heart of the Twilight series with this irreverent satire about a teenage girl w... read more 
Directed by: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Release Date: August 18, 2010
Keywords:
epic,
funny,
comedy,
vampire,
scary,
spoof,
disaster,
parody,
crap,
disaster movie,
make fun,
twilight movies,
vampires suck,
Kristen Stewart ,
Vampires Suck ,
Jason Friedberg ,
Aaron Seltzer
DVD Release Date: November 30, 2010
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March 3, 2012When I first saw the trailer for this movie, I knew it would be bad. Apparently I was right. Alot of people walked out during this movie. But, its better than disaster movie and meet the spartans (Which where both horrible.) Again it is the same formula as all the other parodies ... read more
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November 7, 2011Oh my, oh my, oh my gosh, where do I start with this fanged teenage parody? I think we can all agree that a vampire themed comedy about the flaws in the Twilight films, and just regular good old fashioned parody, is a good enough reason to be enticed by this. There have been a sl... read more
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September 20, 2011Hey; they're better than the actual Twilight actors! I couldn't get through the whole film, it was spewed bad from all corners, not a shining moment in this dull and unneeded spoof.
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June 16, 2011You know, every movie after Scary movie 1 by Friedberg and Seltzer are usually the same. Like they all are badly written (in both comedy and common language) and are just terribly stupid. Although some are exceptionally funny, like some of the Scary movies and SOME of Meet the Sp... read more
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January 2, 2011Cast: Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Diedrich Bader, Chris Riggi, Ken Jeong, Anneliese van der Pol, Charlie Weber, Arielle Kebbel, Bradley Dodds, Wanetah Walmsley, Emily Brobst, Crista Flanagan, Marcelle Baer
Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
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December 31, 2010What a great spoof!! This movies has as much relevance as the original movie it mocks! Jenn Proske does a GREAT job exaggerating Kristen Stewart. Anyone that can't understand the idea of a satirical movie, should not watch it! By the reviews, I think few understand the concep... read more
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December 11, 2010This movie was a parody of the first 2 films of the twilight saga. It was suppose to be funny but seems like the director forgot to do that. If I laughed 3 times is alot, the only good thing I can think about this movie is that it was very similar as the original first 2 films an... read more
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November 22, 2010Like many spoofs out there, the laughs are far and few between and its not laugh out loud sketches but more of a giggle.
Its a lttle bit boring and drags, i wouldnt say its really one that shouldnt be missed though! -
November 7, 2010For a spoof flick made by two of Hollywood's biggest hacks, this was surprisingly okay. Maybe it's because I was in a good mood and saw it with some of my best friends, or maybe it's because it makes fun of the annoyingly overrated Twilight-saga. Either way, I had a pretty good t... read more
Critic Reviews
August 26, 2010
Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
August 19, 2010
Michael Ordoņa, Los Angeles Times
Plenty of gags fall flat, but writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... have tapped the vein more effectively than their norm, with enjoyable details and on-the-mark senseless brutality. Full Review
August 19, 2010
Natalie Southwick, Boston Globe
With Vampires Suck, the film is just as guilty as the vampires. Full Review
August 19, 2010
Adam Markovitz, Entertainment Weekly
The Twilight Saga, with its operatic gloom and straight-faced fantasy, is undoubtedly ripe for a smart, good-natured ribbing. This isn't it. Full Review
August 18, 2010
Jen Chaney, Washington Post
Perhaps the filmmakers deserve credit for their one show of restraint: No jokes in this movie have been made at the expense of Justin Bieber.
August 18, 2010
Jeannette Catsoulis, New York Times
Aside from the difficulty of spoofing a saga that has always been winkingly aware of its own angsty excesses, there is the inadvisability of angering a tweeniverse whose emotional investment in the or... Full Review
August 18, 2010
Frank Scheck, Hollywood Reporter
There's a joke or broad sight gag every 15 seconds or so, but the ratio of hits to misses is nearly nonexistent. Full Review
August 18, 2010
Peter Hartlaub, San Francisco Chronicle
The running time is a merciful 80 minutes. That's the one reliably great thing about reviewing bad movies: Almost all of the biggest losers are less than an hour and a half long. Full Review
August 18, 2010
Randy Cordova, Arizona Republic
Two very important things to note about Vampires Suck: The film is a spoof of the Twilight movies, and the title is a good indication of where the level of wit lies. Full Review
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