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Robert Urich, Mary Crosby, Michael D. Roberts, Anjelica Huston, John Matuszak ... see more see more... , Ron Perlman , John Carradine , Ian Abercrombie , Todd Allen , Billy Bates , Gary Brockette , Natalie Core , Carmen Filpi , John Gillespie , Marcia Lewis , Patty Maloney , Myron Natwick , Bob Ozman , Daryl Roach , Max von Sydow , Robert Symonds , Rockne Tarkington , Bruce Vilanch , Jeremy West , Hank Worden , Steffen Zacharias , Alan Caillou , Kenny Endoso , Alan R. Gibbs , Shane McCamey , Eddie Paul , Diana Webster , Larry Charles White , Ric Young , Raymond Skipp , Debra Troyer , Alan Jones , Richard Young

In this undistinguished parody of the sci fi genre, Robert Urich is Jason who leads a band of pirates in redistributing the wealth of the few to the coffers of the needy. He also joins up with Princes... read more read more...s Karina Mary Crosby in searching for her father and a possible source of water in the next galaxy. Meant to be a campy romp through the sci fi genre, the film stops short of achieving a goal that should have been effortless. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi

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PG, 1 hr. 31 min.

Directed by: Stewart Raffill

Release Date: March 16, 1984

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DVD Release Date: February 15, 2005

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  • May 13, 2012
    Bizarre flick frankly, swings from kids adventure in some places to quite adult material in others. Its a full mix of 'Mad Max' 'Star Wars' 'Krull' and 'Star Trek' with 'Pirates of the Caribbean' character types at the helm. Completely hokey to the max with idea rip off's left ri... read moreght and centre plus a casual made for TV look.

    The cast is epic (check an early Ron Perlman) but they are all let down by this weird plot that makes no real sense.
    Its almost fun but a little too off the wall too I'm afraid, it tries to fit in way too much into one film and the effects are pretty dodgy as well, dodgy now and dodgy back then. I liked it as a kid but now it just seems rather stupid and cheesy, and shouldn't it be called 'The Water Pirates'?
  • May 28, 2011
    This movie has some charm, but for the most part it's very uncertain of itself. Is it a parody or spoof? Is it a serious sci-fi movie? Should the jokes be adult or kiddie? Well, it's got a little of everything, sci-fi, comedy, action, adventure, romance, and a strange ending.... read more I couldn't make up my mind whether I liked it or not, so I'll just say it was okay. There are some really funny scenes, though, and that's what I liked the most about it.
  • July 19, 2009
    An utterly terrible, bumbling mess of camp and sci-fi. And, for that reason, thoroughly enjoyable for its ridiculousness. Buxom space amazons riding unicorns? Space herpes? Conveyor-belt assembly-line castration devices? Bumbling chippendale battle robots?

    An overlooked B-Film t... read morehat delivers an endless amount of confusing, ridiculous throw-away plot elements. While it won't earn it high scores, to its credit, it never becomes tedious or boring.

    A hasty, tongue-in-cheek madcap adventure that fails to impress, but succeeds in keeping your attention.
  • July 11, 2007
    Corny and fun; not as bad as I thought it would be. Almost as goofy as Monty Python and the Holy Grail in space. It's a silly runaround on a space ship and a planet though. Bruce Vilanch is a weird thing.
  • May 21, 2010
    HAHA - This makes the Campy/Corny 80's flicks list for sure. Actual smart ass space pirates (with swords even) trying to rid the evil bad guys of their extra water, which has become the most valuable substance in the universe. I know, I know - they can build spaceships and lase... read morer guns, faster than light travel and cool, funky, jive turkey, kung fu knowing, break dancing robots and they can't figure out how to combine hydrogen and oxygen.

    Robert Urich plays the enigmatic, charming pirate with the heart of gold. You also have John Matusak from Caveman (also Sloth from Goonies), Ron Perlman, and John Carradine. Oh and Michael D. Roberts as the typical 1980s Token funny black guy. And he was a kick! My favorite character asides from the Karate Robot.

    Short, Not serious, goofy and funny with some campy space action. Still decent to watch today. Yes Joby, It was on HBO ALL the time when we were kids!
  • December 25, 2007
    Hilarious!
  • September 5, 2009
    Super cheesy fantasy/apocalypse film in outerspace. Water is a commodity and controlled by the ruling class. Some captured pirates are sold to a princess whose father has gone missing. She enlists their help to locate him in this odd adventure. Space herpes, a rape joke, and Bruc... read moree Vilanch betray this as a comedy.
  • June 9, 2009
    Never said I understood this cheesy and silly science fiction pirates movie. It's funny in its own way.
  • May 18, 2009
    I liked it when I was a kid. I seen it again not to long ago ,and thought it was actually lame. But still if you want to watch something different....
  • November 21, 2008
    Absolutely and fantastically odd, I loved every minute of this movie. Did any of it make sense? Not really. Did they intend it too? Definitely not. And therein lies its greatness. A shining example of 80s cinema at its best.

Critic Reviews


Rob Thomas
November 10, 2005
Rob Thomas, Capital Times (Madison, WI)

The robot pimp made me laugh, and that's it.

Christopher Null
March 13, 2005
Christopher Null, Filmcritic.com

Stupid, stupid, stupid... but amusing. Full Review

John J. Puccio
February 22, 2005
John J. Puccio, Movie Metropolis

Everything about The Ice Pirates is done in fun, of course; it's just that much of it is overdone. Full Review

Kevin A. Ranson
January 21, 2005
Kevin A. Ranson, MovieCrypt.com

A throwaway scifi comedy perfect for Saturday afternoon television matinees.

James Sanford
October 7, 2004
James Sanford, Kalamazoo Gazette

It'll really frost you

Vincent Canby
August 30, 2004
Vincent Canby, New York Times

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Emanuel Levy
October 2, 2005
Emanuel Levy, EmanuelLevy.Com

No review available.

Philip Martin
February 26, 2005
Philip Martin, Arkansas Democrat-Gazette

No review available.

Robert Roten
December 31, 2002
Robert Roten, Laramie Movie Scope

No review available.

Scott Weinberg
July 25, 2002
Scott Weinberg, eFilmCritic.com

No review available.

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