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A visitor from the mysterious East arrives in New York -- not to offer the wisdom of the ages, but to make it big as a dancer in this "fish-out-of-water" comedy. Ramu Chandra Gupta (Jimi Mistry) grew ... read more read more...up in India on a steady diet of movie musicals, particularly local Bollywood spectaculars and vintage American song-and-dance films. Ramu grew up with the dream of one day making it big as a dancer, and in time he found a job as a dance instructor. However, Raimu believes his destiny lies in the United States, and he leaves India behind to relocate to New York City. Unfortunately, Ramu's bright new future isn't exactly awaiting him, and he's soon sharing an overstuffed apartment with distant relatives in Queens while working in an Indian restaurant. An audition for a film director named Dwain (Michael McKean) turns out to be a tryout for a porno movie -- a role Ramu does not get when he fails to rise to the occasion. However, he does make the acquaintance of one of Dwain's "starlets," Sharona (Heather Graham), with whom he soon finds himself infatuated. Ramu gets a job entertaining guests at a party catered by his relatives when the performer originally booked is incapacitated. While Ramu's Bollywood-style dancing goes over well enough, he makes a deeper impression on Lexi (Marisa Tomei), an enthusiastic but half-bright student of Eastern philosophy who regards Ramu a font of wisdom as well as a hot date. Ramu quickly becomes the toast of New York's upper crust, and scores an agent, Josh (Rob Morrow), but how long will it be before folks realize Ramu is rather low on the enlightenment scale? And can he find happiness with Sharona while Lexi is still in the picture? The Guru also features Christine Baranski and Malachy McCourt. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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87 critics

DVD Release Date: June 3, 2003

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  • December 5, 2011
    The film lacks any big laughs and you'll probably forget you saw it an hour later. It has its moments and its sweet but is let down because of its water thin plot and lack of anything we haven't seen before.
  • October 2, 2009
    I like Jimi Mistry a lot but I found this to be disappointing really. Starts off great but soon becomes tiresome.
  • October 25, 2006
    Surprisingly fun.
  • October 7, 2006
    very funny jimi mistry is just hilarious! Funny to think he was in eastenders not so long ago lol
  • July 19, 2009
    Starts well and is really funny with a self-effacing look at Indians in the US, and by the half-way mark I was loving it, then it gives up and focusses on a love story and there's a desperate rush to stop a wedding (which is nearly as bad as running to the airport), then they get... read more together and drive off into the clouds after a song and dance. Stop it at the halfway point and it'll deserve another star.
  • July 7, 2009
    A cute film. It had a couple of funny moments.
  • May 27, 2007
    Cheesy but watchable
  • April 12, 2007
    Very funny!
  • September 28, 2009
    I watch the movie on DVD before and i love it, and watch it again today and still love it, coz it is funny, and yeah something about the movie is real, i mean in real life is hapenning.
  • April 29, 2009
    This is a very FUNNY movie and I like it a lot. I like it that they experiment with Indian culture and American culture and the magic is awesome!

Critic Reviews


Joe Baltake
February 28, 2003
Joe Baltake, Sacramento Bee

It's good fun -- almost a musical. Full Review

James Berardinelli
February 16, 2003
James Berardinelli, ReelViews

Devoid of life, intelligence, humor, and anything else that could entertain even the most undemanding viewer, this film is a perfect example of something that should have been shipped to landfills, no... Full Review

Dan Via
February 14, 2003
Dan Via, Washington Post

A precipitous comedic falloff in the third quarter earns the film a qualified recommendation at best.

Eric Harrison
February 14, 2003
Eric Harrison, Houston Chronicle

A trifle, a silly one at that, but it's a charming trifle that's hard to resist. Full Review

Wesley Morris
February 14, 2003
Wesley Morris, Boston Globe

The movie offers up too many airy spiritual lessons in the hope of crossing from farce to sentiment. Full Review

John Monaghan
February 14, 2003
John Monaghan, Detroit Free Press

A mixed-up masala saved only partly by a charismatic cast. Full Review

Rita Kempley
February 14, 2003
Rita Kempley, Washington Post

A joyous genre-blender guaranteed to crank up your karma.

Charles Taylor
February 7, 2003
Charles Taylor, Salon.com

Delightful screwball comedy. Full Review

Richard Roeper
February 3, 2003
Richard Roeper, Ebert & Roeper

It's as if somebody dropped three bad scripts on the floor of a production office, and somebody else picked up the pages in random order and said, 'Let's make a movie out of this! And let's get Heathe... Full Review

Michael Rechtshaffen
February 3, 2003
Michael Rechtshaffen, Hollywood Reporter

Works better than it probably should thanks mainly to a ready-for -anything lead performance by the ridiculously charismatic Jimi Mistry and equally game performances from an amusing supporting cast i...

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