Alby Castro, Julia "Ryanne" Ruiz, Giovanni Bejerano, Al Galvez, Lola Forsberg
A cursed woman sends a train literally into the mouth of a giant snake in this Snakes on a Plane knock-off from Asylum Entertainment. After a couple flees an unsuccessful attempt to marry one of them ... read more 
Directed by: Peter Mervis
DVD Release Date: January 1, 2006
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Flixster Reviews (819)
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October 29, 2011So many reasons to see Snakes on a Train. So many reasons it was so bad...The acting was bad, The script was bad, the effects were bad, the ending was bad. But the most dissapointing thing of all is that the reason you watched the film for was in fact bad. That is, the Snakes wer... read more
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January 25, 2011There is at least some nudity to look forward too...other than that...not so much.
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January 9, 2011Nope, not a sequel to the much hyped film of a similar name, but this independent cheapo rip-off sure as hell took advantage of its publicity. It's quite a dull film really with a bit of gore now and then, but it didn't have the budget to pull off the film effectively. An admirab... read more
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April 2, 2007A cheap cash in on 'Snakes On A Plane'. Completely misses the point by simply making a terrible film with awful special effects and no charm. Often looks like some grotty backyard home video. Can't be too harsh on it though as how can one insult a film that never even tried in th... read more
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September 15, 2006You think this could be any good...WRONG!!!!, trying to make money off another title, shame on you.
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August 1, 2008Yea it's bad but we knew it would be. I was givin this blatant, make a quick buck rip off of some other Snakes On A movie you might have heard of as a joke and fair enough, I did laugh at how bad it was. The ending is ridiculous. OK gore though.
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February 12, 2010http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wck5yUi5Z0g
When you want a super cheezy movie with terrible acting and cheap special effects... the Malachi Brothers deliver.
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November 18, 2007A young couple trying to get into America sneak onboard a train. They're trying to find a cure for the woman, who has undergone a Mayan curse that forces snakes to come out of her. Meanwhile, the other like...seven...people on this train are becoming victims of the deadly snake... read more
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July 11, 2007can you give a show negative stars. this movie had the stupidest ending of any movie i've ever seen. yes the snake eats the train. need i say more
Critic Reviews
August 18, 2006
Joe Leydon, Variety
July 10, 2007
Felix Vasquez Jr., Cinema Crazed
Asylum scores yet again with a hackneyed, lazy, horribly directed, and boring rip-off of another better film... Full Review
August 14, 2006
David Cornelius, Hollywood Bitchslap
The Mallachi Brothers truly impress. Too bad they got stuck with a screenplay that can't hold itself above water and a studio stuck in one heck of a lame rut. Full Review
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