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Thirty-one years after Take the Money and Run, Woody Allen returns to a life of crime in this broad comedy. Allen plays Ray Winkler, a low-brow con man who is married to Frenchy (Tracy Ullman), a form... read more read more...er stripper. Ray and his buddies concoct a scheme to rob a bank by digging a tunnel from a defunct pizza place next door; as a cover, Frenchy opens a cookie shop in the storefront while Ray and company dig in the back. Ray's burglary is a failure, but Frenchy's cookies are a rousing success, and within a year the store has spawned a nationwide franchise that makes the Winklers rich. However, while Ray wants to move to Miami and bask in the sun, nouveau riche Frenchy now aspires to join high society, with posh art dealer David (Hugh Grant) as her guide. Written and directed by Allen and shot in New York City, Small Time Crooks features one of Allen's trademark strong supporting casts, including Michael Rapaport, Elaine Stritch, Jon Lovitz, and Elaine May. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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PG, 1 hr. 34 min.

Directed by: Woody Allen

Release Date: May 19, 2000

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DVD Release Date: December 19, 2000

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  • January 9, 2010
    Amusing but uneven bank heist caper with Elaine May as its brightest spot
  • September 24, 2009
    Really good film, an overlooked Woody Allen!
  • October 19, 2008
    At the risk of sounding too repetitive (because I mention it in like every Woody review I do), I honestly don't know why people accuse Allen's work of deteriorating over the years. This is just as funny, if not funnier than, his early 70s works. I like it just as much as Sex, and... read more a little more than Love and Death, and a whole lot more than Bananas. It's definitely a welcome return to form and I'm glad he's been dabbling in cross-genres but sometimes a straight-up comedy is what one needs. Tracy Ullman is a brilliant comedienne and gives depth to her one-dimensional character. S
  • June 30, 2008
    People are dumb.
  • March 4, 2012
    As preposterous as it is, Small Time Crooks is an effective, often hilarious, Woody Allen comedy. The script is full of witty dialogue, in classic Allen style, and keeps the film fresh with a number of plot twists. Good acting all around, with an especially good chemistry between... read more Allen and Tracey Ulman. While it certainly doesn't have the most weighty themes like his dramatic works, it deals with its social commentary and ārags to richesā? theme pretty effectively. Fast paced and consistently funny, itā(TM)s definitely a worth seeing for Allen fans.

    3.5/5 Stars
  • January 31, 2009
    This movie is really dumb. It started out okay, but just went downhill from there. I don't recommend it.
  • June 11, 2007
    I saw this in the theater. I don't remember it.
  • December 30, 2011
    This is not one of Woody Allen's shining moments, but it isn't one of his absolute clunkers either. (Although, as a biased superfan, there are only 2, maybe 3 movies I'd put in that category anyway.) I enjoyed the movie as I was watching it, but now as I think back on it, I have ... read moregreat difficulty actually remembering it. It's very pleasant, never stellar. Glad I saw it but wouldn't really recommend it to anyone unless they're already a fan of his.
  • November 25, 2011
    Passable late-Woody Allen. Some genuinely big laughs along the way in a very 1940s-esque tale of a couple of long-time married hustlers on the make. Entertaining if not among Woody's best.
  • February 10, 2011
    This is so odd, it almost seems real . Another guy who is freshly
    out of the prison system, and who wants to play it right this time,
    almost does . Although, job's aren't yelling for his skills . So, what's
    a guy to do ? His wife has hi... read moregh tastes , and an oppertunity just
    presents itself . Again, what is a guy to do ?

    Mark

Critic Reviews


Susan Stark
January 1, 2000
Susan Stark, Detroit News

The grown-up's comedy of choice for summer. Full Review

Mark Caro
January 1, 2000
Mark Caro, Chicago Tribune

These people offer no sense that they exist beyond the bits of exposition that Allen has written into his screenplay.

Tom Keogh
January 1, 2000
Tom Keogh, Film.com

This is vintage Allen, his powers intact after a string of increasingly cranky, creaky films in the last few years.

Philip Wuntch
January 1, 2000
Philip Wuntch, Dallas Morning News

The ensemble cast performs in perfect cadence. Full Review

Edward Guthmann
January 1, 2000
Edward Guthmann, San Francisco Chronicle

A delicious comedy. Full Review

Mike Clark
January 1, 2000
Mike Clark, USA Today

It plays more like a second draft than a final product.

Louis B. Parks
January 1, 2000
Louis B. Parks, Houston Chronicle

Allen's performance, like the movie, feels less manic than his standard comic persona. Full Review

Lou Lumenick
January 1, 2000
Lou Lumenick, New York Post

Small Time Crooks, isn't anywhere near as hilarious as I hoped it would be.

Charles Taylor
January 1, 2000
Charles Taylor, Salon.com

Small Time Crooks is appealing. Full Review

Roger Ebert
January 1, 2000
Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

The characters in Small Time Crooks are smarter, edgier and more original than the dreary crowd in so many new comedies. Full Review

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