Kevin James,
Keir O'Donnell,
Jayma Mays,
Raini Rodriguez,
Shirley Knight
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A New Jersey rent-a-cop gets his moment to shine as the holidays approach and Santa's little helpers stage a coup at the local shopping mall in this comedy starring King of Queens' Kevin James. Paul B... read more
Directed by: Steve Carr
Release Date: January 16, 2009
DVD Release Date: May 19, 2009
Stats: 38,818 reviews
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Flixster Reviews (38,818)
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March 31, 2012
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Kevin James' commitment to the roll and its funniest moments are enough to enjoy this charming, silly film. -
February 9, 2012
I liked this :) sure its very childish, predictable, cheesy and we've seen it all before but its still humerous and doesnt take itself seriously so hey...what the hell.
James makes it funny, simple, I like Kev James ('King of Queens') allot, like John Candy, John Belushi and Chr... read more -
August 4, 2011
I was not at all interested in this film and saw it only by chance; however It was not as bad as I was anticipating though. It's obviously that silly slapstick style of comedy, but I found myself intrigued enough to want to see how the ending pans out.
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July 31, 2011
Paul Blart: You touch them; I swear I'll end you.
"Safety Never Takes a Holiday"
I'm not going to argue that Paul Blart is a good movie because it isn't. It's a stupid family movie. With that said, I enjoy it. There is something extremely likable about Paul; no matter how stupi... read more -
July 23, 2011fb535316333For the most part, this was just exhaustingly tasteless humor of slapstick fair. Combined with an unimaginative, formulaic story and we end up with something quite forgettable if not mildly entertaining for the simple minded.
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July 14, 2011
Funny in a stupid way. This is one of those films that critics hate, general people love. There are exceptions, such as Dumb and Dumber, but this movie, sadly, is not one of them. Let's just say, if you like physical slap-stick comedies, this is a must-see movie. The acting is ac... read more
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June 23, 2011
Really enjoyed this film. Was really funny and stupid. It was silly in a good way. A must see!
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March 27, 2011
What people seem to not realize is that its a spoof of Die Hard, and it works well, but maybe the beginning could have been more funny to reel people in more. The movie misses a lot of oppurtunities but still works for me.
Critic Reviews
James gives it everything he's got, totally committing to the character and delivering clean comedy which often times is often more difficult than creating just a raunch-fest. Full Review
The last name Blart may be the funniest thing in the movie, so that's a hint as to just how bad this shopping-center saga can be. Full Review
It's surprisingly okay, in a January kind of way. Full Review
As cheapo larks go, it's a winningly unassuming one: no stars, no big action set pieces. Just a fat guy, a near-empty mall, and a lot of really ridiculous ideas. Full Review
I suppose the food equivalent would be that nacho cheese that comes in a can with little chunks of jalapeņo mixed in. Full Review
Directed by Steve Carr, a man who knows how to put a camera in front of things, if little else, and written, sort of, by Nick Bakay and Mr. James. Full Review
It's a juvenile motion picture designed primarily for a juvenile audience. But there's a little more here than one might reasonably expect. Full Review
Perfectly inoffensive and almost entirely unfunny. Full Review
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