Jensen Ackles,
Jaime King,
Kerr Smith,
Edi Gathegi,
Tom Atkins
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A psychopathic miner terrorizes the town of Harmony in this retelling of one of the most underrated slasher films of the early '80s with My Bloody Valentine 3-D. 10-years ago, the lone survivor of an ... read more
Directed by: Patrick Lussier
Release Date: January 16, 2009
Keywords:
star,
3D,
horror,
scary,
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slasher,
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horror movie,
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3d effects,
bloody valentine,
Jensen Ackles ,
Kerr Smith ,
Harry Warden ,
Tom Atkins
DVD Release Date: May 19, 2009
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August 31, 2011It looks like utter crap. Video cassette quality. That was a real distraction when it began. The plot for a slasher was kind of interesting at first, though starting with the actual cave-in at the mine would have been nice. It also tried to have some character development with Ke... read more
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June 23, 2011One of the best 3D scary films I have seen. When the axe comes flying at you... terrifying! Made me want to take off my glasses. A must see film definitely! Unexpected thrills and truly frightening and scary!
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June 8, 2011My Bloody Valentine is a horrible remake of an overlooked and underrated 80's slasher. It was cool the first time it was done, but the second time around it is just stupid. Jensen Ackles may be one of the worst actors I've seen in awhile. Watch the original and let this piece of ... read more
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March 29, 2011This film is nonsense, it's fun to watch, I guess, but you really have to turn off your brain. The gore effects are quite impressive, and I'm always up for seeing a director come up with new ways to mangle people in nasty ways. Maybe I missed most of the pleasure of watching this... read more
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September 10, 2010The interest here for me of course was watching a Horror in 3D, this is a first for me.
The film itself is very much a typical slasher movie with all the usual ticklist features, it was interesting to see it in 3D, but there was nothing impressive enough or scary enough to mak... read more -
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July 29, 2010not a good movie. you dont care about the characters. your normal bad horror movie that thinks just because its bloody and violent that its scary but thats completely un true. on the other hand if you see this in 3-D then its kinda cool espicially in the theater. if your looking ... read more
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June 8, 2010My Bloody Valentine 3D is awesome Horror remake of the 1981 classic. It's one of the few remakes thats almost as good or better than the original. In this case, the original and remake are pretty much equal. My Bloody Valentine is no typical Tween-angst remake, it's very violent,... read more
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February 13, 2010Such a silly movie, but you've got to commend them for putting out a horror movie in 3D when there had been no market for it since the 80s. I like it a lot more than the original, mainly because it's so bizarre and campy. In no way is it suspenseful or scary, but it is extremely ... read more
Critic Reviews
January 21, 2009
Clark Collis, Entertainment Weekly
January 20, 2009
Jason Anderson, Toronto Star
The trouble is that after that first gouged eyeball, there's not a whole lot further to go. Novelty value being a rapidly diminishing thing, the technology demands an escalation in intensity and inven... Full Review
January 20, 2009
Roger Moore, Orlando Sentinel
The plot staggers from absurd to ridiculous, and the dialogue is strictly of the 'Look we don't have to go down there' variety. Full Review
January 20, 2009
Jeannette Catsoulis, New York Times
A strange synergy of old and new, My Bloody Valentine 3D blends cutting-edge technology and old-school prosthetics to produce something both familiar and alien: gore you can believe in. Full Review
January 20, 2009
Mark Olsen, Los Angeles Times
In some ways, the filmmakers have created something too authentic in spirit to the original film, as it also fairly quickly becomes a plodding chore to watch. Full Review
January 20, 2009
Ethan Gilsdorf, Boston Globe
My Bloody Valentine may not be horribly acted, but in a post-Scream and post-Scary Movie era, it's difficult to squeeze any more blood from this low-brow/high-camp turnip. Full Review
January 16, 2009
Joe Leydon, Variety
Director and co-editor Lussier (a frequent Wes Craven collaborator) plays the 3-D gimmick for all its worth. Full Review
March 14, 2011
Mike Edwards, What Culture
I'm absolutely convinced that the pickaxe is the ideal weapon for a 3-D horror. Full Review
December 17, 2009
William Goss, Cinematical
It's low-brow entertainment with high-tech execution, and while it's anything but scary, it IS cheesy, corny, gimmicky, gory fun. Full Review
November 6, 2009
David Nusair, Reel Film Reviews
...a consistently underwhelming horror endeavor that seems to exist for no reason other than to serve the current 3D fad... Full Review
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