Josh Grace, Murielle Varhelyi, Guen Douglas
Forget that hack Van Helsing, for true extermination of the fanged undead believers turn to the one and only sandaled slayer, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. Having returned to Earth for the eagerly ant... read more 
DVD Release Date: January 28, 2003
Stats: 1,002 reviews
Set in Ottawa, Canada, the title says it all really, and so the dance number interestingly comes as no surprise. Everything here is half baked, on purpose, and it loses steam in the second half. You will wonder how your mom and dad feel about what you are actually doing with th... read more
The Son of God brings retired Mexican wrestler El Santo out of retirement to fight vampires who prey exclusively on lesbians. Delivers a few chuckles and nicely absurd moments, but not that many more than you get from the title and a one line plot synopsis. Not terrible, surpri... read more
A musical dance number about the second coming, god talks to his son through a bowl of ice cream... uh, and Jesus teams up with the Mexican God of Wrestling to take out a a gang of lesbian vampires who walk around during the day with a second coating of grafted skin.
Bad. Terr... read more
Gosh, what a terrible flick. It feels very amateurish and home-made. Jesus isn't traditionally potrayed, which was disappointing. It's just a lot of kung-fu battles with different suited baddies. They failed to create any interesting atmosphere or story. Technically, it isn't the... read more
This is something that has to be seen to be believed. I don't know why anyone would want to re-create the hideous set design, colour palette and sound infidelity of cheesy 1970s movies, but here it is, back in all its glory. The cheese aside, this movie was kind of fun to watch, ... read more
Oh my... XD. This b movie is so seriously bad, it's seriously good. It's one of the funniest weirdest film I've ever watched. It seriously made me laugh so I have decided to make it a 3 star film. This film was made in 2000 but the set design, film quality was of the '70s. That I... read more
I love this movie. It's probably the most fucked up thing ever released. I mean, there's a stop-motion kick, God talks through an ice-cream and even El Santo appears!!! A must-see for those who find this kind of cheap parodic crap funny.
Troma film. Fun with friends. The fight with the atheists was the best. Although Jesus shaves about 1/4 of the way into the movie
The results are uneven and occasionally mind-bogglingly bad (which is partly the point), but they're never what you'd call dull. Full Review
[B]izarre and funny and full of the good Jesus stuff that no one could argue with... Full Review
And what, pray tell, is the Big JC doing wasting his time helping Canadians?
The basic premise alone is worth the price of admission for this one. Full Review
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