From one of the most untalented directors of our time, comes one of the worst horror films I have ever seen. "House of the Dead" takes everything you know about zombie flicks and completely ruins it. Having absolutely terrible actors and a script as bad as they come, this film fa...
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December 10, 2011
Uwe Boll's zombie movie is one of the worst films in the history of cinema. Uwe Boll has gotten himself the reputation of being one of the worst Hollywood directors in history. Based on a popular video game, House of the Dead is a poorly made film that is beyond awful. House of t...
October 9, 2011
Stop spinning the fucking camera Uwe!
September 24, 2011
Since its release, I've always written House of the Dead off as a terrible piece of celluloid that should never have been made. I have since gone back on that statement for a couple of reasons. Don't get me wrong though. I don't consider it to be any sort of a masterpiece, or eve...
June 4, 2011
"Does anyone have... a cellphone?"
January 12, 2011
Heard how bad this one was prior to watching it and it was every bit as bad as I anticipated... doesn't mean it wasn't fun though! I enjoyed watching its awfulness unfold before me. But to be fair it had a couple of impressively cool moments during the Matrix inspired epic shoot-...
November 23, 2009
A bunch of attractive college students go to an island for a rave and find its been overrun by zombies created by an undead pirate, or something. Sloppily made, with no characterization and terrible continuity, but it's never boring, and the Matrix-style music video zombie slaug...
February 2, 2008
this concept had so much promise, but like many video game licences, it translates poorly to screen
January 18, 2008
Feels like over lone music video with bad action scenes and teriable zombies. Made me want to tear my eyes out.
June 3, 2007
Pure popcorn fun all the way. Tongue in cheek horror based on the gun game, this is good fun.