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Grant Cramer, Teal Roberts, Gary Wood, Michael Rapport, Sorrells Pickard ... see more see more... , Roberta Collins , Cindy Silver , Darcy de Moss , Courtney Gains , Joyce Jameson , Marcia Karr , Kathleen Kinmont , Emily Longstreth , Antony Ponzini , Crystal Shaw , Kristi Somers , Mark Wilson , Kane Hodder , David Spector , Louise Baker , Leslee Bremer , Chuck Hart , Kip Waldo , Jackie Easton , Marvin Katzoff , Karen Lee Kelly , Michael Miller

Three middle-aged men take off for the beach in search of sex and happiness in this comedy that does not think much, and so it partly is. When the three older men arrive at the sea and surf, sex is no... read more read more...t exactly forthcoming because they have lost the knack of picking up women. Enter the local hunk Scotty (Grant Kramer) who brings them up to speed, and, voilą, the men are miraculously able to overcome their obvious flaws and attract the younger women they desire. Even though they are together, the three men are not alike -- Hunter (Gary Wood) is a dedicated lecher and when he gets involved with Scotty's girlfriend Kristie (Teal Roberts), trouble starts to brew. Rounder (Michael Rapaport) is likeable and funny, and Ashby (Sorrells Picard) finally opts out of their joint venture. Most of these characters and their sexual hang-ups and interests and humor soon pale like a tan in winter, long before the last sunset has faded into night. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi

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R, 1 hr. 28 min.

Directed by: Mark Griffiths, Mary Ann Fisher

Release Date: May 11, 1984

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  • thefog1331
    September 3, 2009
    thefog1331
    Its been many a year since I last saw this T & A romp and apparently I saw it alot more than I realized because not only could I quote the movie here and there I actually found myself singing the theme song.
    Its the epitome of 80's sleeze in a purely fun way.
    There were even a ... read morefew surprises this time 'round:
    Kane Hodder plays a small role called 'Older Geek' and he was a stunt coordinator.
    Kathleen Kinmont plays a hot, hot skater.
    And the song Party Time mostly known from Return of the Living Dead is in the film twice.
  • sumsitup
    February 8, 2012
    sumsitup
    Okay, it's T&A schlock, but at least its good schlock. It has a plot, some funny lines, great situations and is just all around fun. This was one of the first "naughty" movies I snuck a middle-of-the-night recording off HBO with the new family VCR (helps to be tech saavy, eh?) ... read more But hey, it was filmed locally... good excuse. But honestly this is one of the better movies in this genre, filled with hot women, likeable leads and acting you can actually watch and enjoy.
  • kingmob6
    September 20, 2010
    kingmob6
    The rating is based on sheer nostalgia, but I still enjoy this silly turkey of a film.

    A group of clueless middle-aged guys enlist the aid of a slacker beach bum to try and score some young tail. Boobs and hijinx ensue.

    As I said, this one is pure nostalgia, so proceed with ca... read moreution unless you're already a fan, it's pretty corny.
  • jeffman52001
    March 12, 2007
    jeffman52001
    A very funny and underrated film from 1984. Three middleaged men trying to get women enlist the help of a stud. A very funny movie with a lot of great moments.

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