Christian Slater,
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An otherworldly investigator learns of a secret which could mean the end of civilization as we know it in this thriller based on the popular video game Alone in the Dark. Edward Carnby (Christian Slat... read more
Directed by: Uwe Boll
Release Date: January 28, 2005
DVD Release Date: May 10, 2005
Stats: 2,434 reviews
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Flixster Reviews (2,434)
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May 19, 2012
Alone in the Dark is Uwe Boll's worst, if that's even possible. Alone in the Dark is very bad, with bad acting, story and directing. The film stumbles around trying to find a purpose, but it never elevates to anything remotely good or creative. Action scenes are sloppy, too noisy... read more
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April 3, 2011
This is really bad, nothing like the games at all. Has some well known faces and the opening 10mins are pretty good with some cool SFX. After that though it becomes an Aliens rip off that is no where near as good!
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December 30, 2009
ummmmm....
My best advice to you would be this: expect a suckfest. That way you won't be disappointed. -
June 28, 2008
Technically I shouldn't be rating this, as I couldn't sit through the whole thing - and I managed to sit through Epic Movie. Three quaters of the way through I found out something more interesting was on the other channel and turned over. That about sums up how I feel about this ... read more
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June 26, 2008
"I don't think we're supposed to be here"
What a goddamn mess. There's so much crap to write about this that I woun't even bother. The best scene is when a bomb explodes, leaving the whole screen full of dust. That's how much I liked this waste of time.
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June 7, 2008
HAHAHAHA! I can't believe I saw this in theaters. This is not so bad that I would demand that Uwe Boll stop making movies entirely, but there are problems so glaring as to be impossible to ignore. I respect the pressing need to put an end to this damn mess, but more pressing alwa... read more
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January 18, 2008
one of the worst movies ever. The plot and the characters are pathetic and just flat-out teriable.
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December 3, 2007
For some reason I just didn't get into this movie, not sure why, can't pin point one thing. Poor Everything. Not sure where I first saw it, then ended up buying the DVD without knowing I hasd seen it.
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July 15, 2007
This was NOTHING like the H.P. Lovecraft inspired computer game, which had a 1920's detective Edward Carnby investigating a freaky-as-hell Gothic Mansion in isometric 3-D, and later chapters had him rescuing a girl from zombie pirates during Christmas, and investigating the disap... read more
Critic Reviews
A violent and incomprehensible piece of gibberish. Full Review
The garish editing and stilted, exposition-only dialogue induce the frisson of an America's Most Wanted re-enactment that pays unexpected, sidesplitting returns. Full Review
When the giant, intelligent bees of the future sift through the ashes of our civilization, they will find Alone in the Dark, and they will understand. It's so bad it's postmodern. Full Review
Veers tantalizingly close to being one of those movies that is so bad it's good, but in the end, it's so bad it's just ... bad. Full Review
Alone in the Dark is so awful, anyone who spends 10 bucks seeing it ought to get 11 bucks change and a written apology from the director and cast. Full Review
A film so mind-blowingly horrible that it teeters on the edge of cinematic immortality. Full Review
Never trust a movie that opens with a written introduction scrolling by that's longer than the collected works of Tom Clancy.
Too stupid to watch, too loud to nap through, Alone in the Dark shows just how tenuous Plan Nine From Outer Space's hold on that 'worst movie ever' title really is. Full Review
Ultra-violent, hyper-mindless and bruisingly loud, Alone in the Dark makes its video game predecessors look like Masterpiece Theater. Full Review
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