My Worst Movies


  1. jimbotender
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A defining list of mine,I present my "love-to-hate" films I've seen up till now in no particular order.The rating is obvious and I strongly suggest to avoid these films.

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1
The Patriot 2000,  R)
The Patriot
Why is the Patriot a blatant failure? It's simple: repetitive, melodramatic, pompous events aka pointless from the beginning of pre-production. I would have justified this film (a wee bit) had there been a sign of certain depth in all this historical "adaptation".
2
The Wild 2006,  G)
3
Dude, Where's My Car? 2000,  PG-13)
4
Angel Eyes 2001,  R)
5
Resident Evil: Extinction 2007,  R)
6
Scary Movie 2 2001,  R)
7
Scary Movie 3 2003,  PG-13)
8
Scary Movie 4 2006,  PG-13)
9
The Incredible Hulk 2008,  PG-13)
10
Showtime 2002,  PG-13)
11
Valentine 2001,  R)
12
Jumper 2008,  PG-13)
13
The One 2001,  PG-13)
14
Patch Adams 1998,  PG-13)
15
Lara Croft Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life 2003,  PG-13)
16
Men in Black II 2002,  PG-13)
17
Gone in 60 Seconds (Gone in Sixty Seconds) 2000,  PG-13)
18
Saw II 2005,  R)
19
Saw III 2006,  R)
20
End of Days 1999,  R)
21
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 2007,  PG)
22
Norbit 2007,  PG-13)
23
Ghost Rider 2007,  PG-13)
Ghost Rider
The Ghost Rider adaptation is an insult to Marvel series. Yes, this movie will make you wish you were back in the days when Blade used to slice his enemies in a single "stroke". Camp you say? C-movie material to be honest.
24
The Ring 2002,  PG-13)
25
Halloween H2O 1998,  R)
26
Resurrection 1999,  R)
27
Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot 1992,  PG-13)
28
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer 1998,  R)
29
Flightplan 2005,  PG-13)
30
Mr. Bean's Holiday 2007,  G)
31
Mr. & Mrs. Smith 2005,  PG-13)
32
Jingle All the Way 1996,  PG)
33
The Wedding Planner 2001,  PG-13)
34
Night at the Museum 2006,  PG)
35
Nutty Professor II - The Klumps 2000,  PG-13)
36
Dr. Seuss - The Cat in the Hat 2003,  PG)
37
The Kid 2000,  PG)
38
It Takes Two 1995,  PG)
39
Exorcist - The Beginning 2004,  R)
40
Me, Myself & Irene 2000,  R)
41
Big Daddy 1999,  PG-13)
42
The Scorpion King 2002,  PG-13)
43
Big Momma's House 2000,  PG-13)
44
Black Knight 2001,  PG-13)
45
Down to Earth 2001,  PG-13)
46
Godzilla 1998,  PG-13)
47
Home Alone 3 1997,  PG)
48
101 Dalmatians II - Patch's London Adventure 2003,  G)
49
102 Dalmatians 2000,  G)
50
Grease 2 1982,  PG)
51
The Family Man 2000,  PG-13)
52
Eragon 2006,  PG)
53
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves 1996,  PG)
54
Six Days, Seven Nights 1998,  PG-13)
55
Are We There Yet? 2003,  PG)
56
Speed 2 - Cruise Control 1997,  PG-13)
57
The Recruit 2003,  PG-13)
58
Three Men and a Little Lady 1990,  PG)
59
Scooby-Doo 2002,  PG)
60
Scooby-Doo 2 - Monsters Unleashed 2004,  PG)
61
Billy Madison 1995,  PG-13)
62
Rat Race 2001,  PG-13)
63
Where the Heart Is 2000,  PG-13)
64
Ticker 2001,  R)
65
Exit Wounds 2001,  R)
66
Dr. Dolittle 2 2001,  PG)
67
She's All That 1999,  PG-13)
68
The Brady Bunch Movie 1995,  PG-13)
69
Swordfish 2001,  R)
Swordfish
Right, hackers..or on the other hand pretentious apes attempting to infiltrate network systems and command it..somehow. The plot will help you escape this mambo-jumbo of interactive "philosophy", more like atrocity in my books!
70
The Long Kiss Goodnight 1996,  R)
71
The Whole Nine Yards 2000,  R)
The Whole Nine Yards
I tried to commit suicide but I was a foolish teenager back then. Foolish enough to watch 10 minutes from the sequel as well, why oh why?
Oh yes, slapstick stupidity, I became another victim of comedic travesty.
72
Eraser 1996,  R)
73
Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2 2013,  R)
74
The Grudge 2004,  PG-13)
75
Fathers' Day 1997,  PG-13)
76
Spice World 1997,  PG)
77
It Happened in Athens 1962,  Unrated)
It Happened in Athens
This picture contains a historical example of trippy insanity...Zeus almighty, pray this production crew go straight to heaven so we can enjoy inferno all we like.
Alright, I laughed most of the times to measure the tears in my eyes. Not for the lack of accuracy nor that miss Kalogeropoulou was in it. It's that I pity the audience who payed and sat through it back when it was released.
78
The Animal 2001,  PG-13)
79
Ghost Ship 2002,  R)
80
Mercury Rising 1998,  R)
81
Blue Streak 1999,  PG-13)
82
Lost in Space 1998,  PG-13)
83
Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius 2001,  G)
84
The Time Machine 2002,  PG-13)
85
Frequency 2000,  PG-13)
86
Dudley Do-Right 1999,  PG)
87
The Jackal 1997,  R)
88
Maximum Risk 1996,  R)
89
The Story of Us 1999,  R)
90
Vaniglia e Cioccolato 2004,  Unrated)
Vaniglia e Cioccolato
Place a big piña colada name on the first row, sprinkle the plot with the most cliched "twists" you can possibly dig up from the 40's and here you go, a misogynistic pigsty of film-making.
91
Look Who's Talking Now 1990,  PG-13)
92
Stitch! The Movie 2003,  G)
93
The Sum of All Fears 2002,  PG-13)
94
The Santa Clause 1994,  PG)
95
Blast from the Past 1999,  PG-13)
96
Bedazzled 2000,  PG-13)
Bedazzled
Yet another remake...oh, who are we kidding? Ramis' decline of his catchy, playful comedy! Damn you all, just don't allow yourself to wtiness this mess of a "movie". Of course, when you have Fraser in the cast who can't act and a wretched miss "beauty" for the crap masses, the result is as "ugly" as a bouquet of withered flowers. What about the screenplay? Bastardizing a witty Mephistopheles / Faust original film located this time in the U.S. of A.? There are no jokes, only banal moments of mindless scenes.
97
The Parent Trap 1998,  PG)
98
Jack Frost 1998,  PG)
99
Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle 2003,  PG-13)
100
Runaway Bride 1999,  PG)
101
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace 1987,  PG)
102
Narrow Margin 1990,  R)
103
Dick 1999,  PG-13)
104
Drowning Mona 2000,  PG-13)
105
Scream 3 2000,  R)
106
Inspector Gadget 1999,  PG)
107
S.W.A.T. 2003,  PG-13)
S.W.A.T.
These are not movies, it's obvious. Fans will exist, it's an important cycle, more of a fan-club I should say. The same fan-club that usually supports the dear Rockys and Rambos. This time we're involved with a TV series, early canceled and a renovation of that S.W.A.T. cult-trend made as a feature film. It's basically a mere excuse for a fascist meat machine of "cops" (vaguely) doing what the law demands. Folks, just get to the old-school adventures like Bullitt, because there used to be spare acting class in Hollywood films back then.
108
Up Close & Personal 1996,  PG-13)
Up Close & Personal
Here's another stereotype of the American (U.S. that is) pile of rubbish on a daily basis. I mean, compared to this, One Fine Day looks like a masterpiece! Anyway, dull process of events, I don't really care how true this topic is, when you're dealing with "huge" Hollywood actors, you expect decent performances, not a Way We Were romance mr Redford, made by such a talentless director like mr Avnet is...
109
The Specialist 1994,  R)
110
Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol 1987,  PG)
111
Police Academy 5 - Assignment Miami Beach 1988,  PG)
112
Police Academy 6 - City Under Siege 1989,  PG)
113
Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow 1994,  PG)
114
Camouflage 2000,  R)
115
They 2002,  PG-13)
116
The Arrival 1996,  PG-13)
117
K-9: P.I. 2002,  PG-13)
118
Random Hearts 1999,  R)
119
Stuart Little 2 2002,  PG)
120
Father of the Bride Part II 1995,  PG)
121
Omen III: The Final Conflict 1981,  R)
122
Daylight 1996,  PG-13)
123
The Preacher's Wife 1996,  PG)
The Preacher's Wife
How bullshit can this be? Sigh, the unintelligent disaster of a romantic comedy remake, the sprinkling odor is lost, the charm and innocence is dead, so do yourself a favor like the challenging viewer you are and admit this buffalo wing is actually a raw turkey!
124
Change of Habit 1969,  R)
125
Greek Tycoon 1978,  R)
126
K-9 1989,  PG-13)
127
Ghost Dad 1990,  PG)
128
Beethoven's 2nd 1993,  PG)
129
On Deadly Ground 1994,  R)
130
Co-ed Call Girl 1996,  Unrated)
131
Big Bully 1996,  PG)
132
Ed 1996,  PG)
133
Executive Decision 1996,  R)
134
Fire Down Below 1997,  R)
135
Fools Rush In 1997,  PG-13)
136
Mr. Magoo 1997,  PG)
137
Murder at 1600 1997,  R)
138
Nothing to Lose 1997,  R)
139
Steel 1997,  PG-13)
140
Holy Man 1998,  PG)
141
A Knight in Camelot 1998,  Unrated)
142
The Mighty 1998,  PG-13)
143
Stepmom 1998,  PG-13)
144
The Substitute 2: School's Out 1998,  R)
145
Aftershock: Earthquake in New York 1999,  Unrated)
146
Bicentennial Man 1999,  PG)
147
In Too Deep 1999,  R)
148
Bounce 2000,  PG-13)
149
Miss Congeniality 2000,  PG-13)
150
Double Take 2001,  PG-13)
151
Kiss of the Dragon 2001,  R)
152
Save the Last Dance 2001,  PG-13)
153
See Spot Run 2001,  PG)
154
I Spy 2002,  PG-13)
155
Diamond Hunters 2003,  R)
156
Emmett's Mark (Killing Emmett Young) 2002,  R)
157
Trapped 2002,  R)
158
Cradle 2 the Grave 2003,  R)
159
Just Married 2003,  PG-13)
160
Dawn of the Dead 2004,  R)
161
Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story 2004,  PG-13)
Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story
The least I can say is that it offered me some bed-night hypnosis...or drowsiness thanks to the gross-out antics of Stiller and co. How can U.S. studios produce films like these? I will never again spare my time changing channels.
162
Fat Albert 2004,  PG)
163
Ladder 49 2004,  PG-13)
164
Taking Lives 2004,  R)
165
Van Helsing 2004,  PG-13)
166
Domino 2005,  R)
167
Santa's Slay 2004,  R)
168
The Ant Bully 2006,  PG)
169
Click 2006,  PG-13)
170
The Holiday 2006,  PG-13)
171
Poseidon 2006,  PG-13)
Poseidon
A zero, unbelievably despising film.
I could never overreact to abominations like this, a perfect example of avoiding remakes and cliche dialogue / acting. In the name of Zeus, no special effects can correct this mess. An early retirement for Petersen?
172
Rocky Balboa 2006,  PG)
173
Straight Story 2007,  Unrated)
174
3:10 to Yuma 2007,  R)
175
Enchanted 2007,  PG)
176
Epic Movie 2007,  PG-13)
177
Gone Baby Gone 2007,  R)
178
Wild Hogs 2007,  PG-13)
179
Afstiros Katallilo 2008,  Unrated)
180
Defiance 2008,  R)
Defiance
Zwick has finally reached a career bottom. For crying out loud, is this really a movie? A sentimental bullshit from my perspective! Craig is like a lumberjack James Bond in WWII, get real all of you...I'm not sure even the hardcore Jews will love this!
181
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! 2008,  G)
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who!
What a fuckin' moronic piece of shit, Dr. Seuss would spit on that!!!!!
p.s.: now why don't they promote the older Seuss cartoons? It could really be something, they can't have been as dirtballs as those of modern Cat in the Hat, Grinch and Horton.
182
The Duchess 2008,  PG-13)
The Duchess
I did casually observe another coarse costume drama, I should have re-watched Far From the Madding Crowd instead...what would the odds have been?
Ah yes, I'd have saved 2 hours of a masturbatory biopic, woe to me for being a sucker of "romantic" eras and lavishing centuries...
183
The Happening 2008,  R)
184
Mamma Mia! 2008,  PG-13)
185
What Happens in Vegas 2008,  PG-13)
186
2012 2009,  PG-13)
187
Angels & Demons 2009,  PG-13)
188
The Blind Side 2009,  PG-13)
189
Meteor: Path to Destruction 2009,  Unrated)
190
The Expendables 2010,  R)
191
Tekken 2010,  R)
192
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010,  PG-13)
193
Horrible Bosses 2011,  R)
194
Just Go with It 2011,  PG-13)
195
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 2005,  R)
196
Driven 2001,  PG-13)
197
Tomcats 2001,  R)
198
Bad Boys II 2003,  R)
199
Return to the Blue Lagoon 1991,  PG-13)
200
Striptease 1996,  R)
201
Tom and Jerry - The Movie 1993,  G)
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Daddy Day Care 2003,  PG)
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Johnny English Reborn 2011,  PG)
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House of the Dead 2003,  R)
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40 Days and 40 Nights 2002,  R)
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The Big Green 1995,  PG)
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Baby's Day Out 1994,  PG)
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Journey 2: The Mysterious Island 2012,  PG)
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Alter Ego 1986,  Unrated)
210
Happy Feet Two 2011,  PG)
211
17 Again 2009,  PG-13)
212
Piranha Part Two: The Spawning 1982,  R)

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  1. Sakunelaj
    Sakunelaj posted 3 years ago

    Wow...you hate a lot of movies...

  2. MusicFromSpace
    MusicFromSpace posted 3 years ago

    :::hahaha:: that person's comment is hilarious. This list however, is great ;)

  3. melculfuge
    melculfuge posted 3 years ago

    went through the list. i didn't cry but i think there's a nervous twitch in my eye

  4. rebvodka042099
    rebvodka042099 posted 2 years ago

    Oh, my. We agree on at least 200 of these!! But, come on! Some films here are at least mediocre! How can you hate "Horton Hears a Who!" or "The Holiday" or "Click?" They are...sweet movies at least! You have no heart! :)

  5. ElCochran90
    ElCochran90 posted 2 years ago

    Congratulations. You have finally compiled 200 of the most vomit-inducing films ever made! Let this list grow.

    Nevertheless, I must comment that if you ever saw the films I have rated with 1 star and 1/2 star (like you did here), you would be in the urgent need of rating with negative stars (-). LOL! I have seen films that are THOUSANDS of times worse than Gone Baby Gone, Matchstick Men, The Blind Side, The Ring and the Dawn of the Dead remake. The films I have seen make Owe Boll look like a genius.

    Oh yeah... Few humans have bled like I have bled.