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My Worst Movies

Dimitris

A defining list of mine,I present my "love-to-hate" films I've seen up till now in no particular order.The rating is obvious and I strongly suggest to avoid these films.

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1	The Patriot 2000, R) Why is the Patriot a blatant failure? It's simple: repetitive, melodramatic, pompous events aka pointless from the beginning of pre-production. I would have justified this film (a wee bit) had there been a sign of certain depth in all this historical "adaptation".
2	The Wild 2006, G)
3	Dude, Where's My Car? 2000, PG-13)
4	Angel Eyes 2001, R)
5	Resident Evil: Extinction 2007, R)
6	Scary Movie 2 2001, R)
7	Scary Movie 3 2003, PG-13)
8	Scary Movie 4 2006, PG-13)
9	The Incredible Hulk 2008, PG-13)
10	Showtime 2002, PG-13)
11	Valentine 2001, R)
12	Jumper 2008, PG-13)
13	The One 2001, PG-13)
14	Patch Adams 1998, PG-13)
15	Lara Croft Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life 2003, PG-13)
16	Men in Black II 2002, PG-13)
17	Gone in 60 Seconds (Gone in Sixty Seconds) 2000, PG-13)
18	Saw II 2005, R)
19	Saw III 2006, R)
20	End of Days 1999, R)
21	Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 2007, PG)
22	Norbit 2007, PG-13)
23	Ghost Rider 2007, PG-13) The Ghost Rider adaptation is an insult to Marvel series. Yes, this movie will make you wish you were back in the days when Blade used to slice his enemies in a single "stroke". Camp you say? C-movie material to be honest.
24	The Ring 2002, PG-13)
25	Halloween H2O 1998, R)
26	Resurrection 1999, R)
27	Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot 1992, PG-13)
28	I Still Know What You Did Last Summer 1998, R)
29	Flightplan 2005, PG-13)
30	Mr. Bean's Holiday 2007, G)
31	Mr. & Mrs. Smith 2005, PG-13)
32	Jingle All the Way 1996, PG)
33	The Wedding Planner 2001, PG-13)
34	Night at the Museum 2006, PG)
35	Nutty Professor II - The Klumps 2000, PG-13)
36	Dr. Seuss - The Cat in the Hat 2003, PG)
37	The Kid 2000, PG)
38	It Takes Two 1995, PG)
39	Exorcist - The Beginning 2004, R)
40	Me, Myself & Irene 2000, R)
41	Big Daddy 1999, PG-13)
42	The Scorpion King 2002, PG-13)
43	Big Momma's House 2000, PG-13)
44	Black Knight 2001, PG-13)
45	Down to Earth 2001, PG-13)
46	Godzilla 1998, PG-13)
47	Home Alone 3 1997, PG)
48	101 Dalmatians II - Patch's London Adventure 2003, G)
49	102 Dalmatians 2000, G)
50	Grease 2 1982, PG)
51	The Family Man 2000, PG-13)
52	Eragon 2006, PG)
53	Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves 1996, PG)
54	Six Days, Seven Nights 1998, PG-13)
55	Are We There Yet? 2003, PG)
56	Speed 2 - Cruise Control 1997, PG-13)
57	The Recruit 2003, PG-13)
58	Three Men and a Little Lady 1990, PG)
59	Scooby-Doo 2002, PG)
60	Scooby-Doo 2 - Monsters Unleashed 2004, PG)
61	Billy Madison 1995, PG-13)
62	Rat Race 2001, PG-13)
63	Where the Heart Is 2000, PG-13)
64	Ticker 2001, R)
65	Exit Wounds 2001, R)
66	Dr. Dolittle 2 2001, PG)
67	She's All That 1999, PG-13)
68	The Brady Bunch Movie 1995, PG-13)
69	Swordfish 2001, R) Right, hackers..or on the other hand pretentious apes attempting to infiltrate network systems and command it..somehow. The plot will help you escape this mambo-jumbo of interactive "philosophy", more like atrocity in my books!
70	The Long Kiss Goodnight 1996, R)
71	The Whole Nine Yards 2000, R) I tried to commit suicide but I was a foolish teenager back then. Foolish enough to watch 10 minutes from the sequel as well, why oh why? Oh yes, slapstick stupidity, I became another victim of comedic travesty.
72	Eraser 1996, R)
73	Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2 2013, R)
74	The Grudge 2004, PG-13)
75	Fathers' Day 1997, PG-13)
76	Spice World 1997, PG)
77	It Happened in Athens 1962, Unrated) This picture contains a historical example of trippy insanity...Zeus almighty, pray this production crew go straight to heaven so we can enjoy inferno all we like. Alright, I laughed most of the times to measure the tears in my eyes. Not for the lack of accuracy nor that miss Kalogeropoulou was in it. It's that I pity the audience who payed and sat through it back when it was released.
78	The Animal 2001, PG-13)
79	Ghost Ship 2002, R)
80	Mercury Rising 1998, R)
81	Blue Streak 1999, PG-13)
82	Lost in Space 1998, PG-13)
83	Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius 2001, G)
84	The Time Machine 2002, PG-13)
85	Frequency 2000, PG-13)
86	Dudley Do-Right 1999, PG)
87	The Jackal 1997, R)
88	Maximum Risk 1996, R)
89	The Story of Us 1999, R)
90	Vaniglia e Cioccolato 2004, Unrated) Place a big piña colada name on the first row, sprinkle the plot with the most cliched "twists" you can possibly dig up from the 40's and here you go, a misogynistic pigsty of film-making.
91	Look Who's Talking Now 1990, PG-13)
92	Stitch! The Movie 2003, G)
93	The Sum of All Fears 2002, PG-13)
94	The Santa Clause 1994, PG)
95	Blast from the Past 1999, PG-13)
96	Bedazzled 2000, PG-13) Yet another remake...oh, who are we kidding? Ramis' decline of his catchy, playful comedy! Damn you all, just don't allow yourself to wtiness this mess of a "movie". Of course, when you have Fraser in the cast who can't act and a wretched miss "beauty" for the crap masses, the result is as "ugly" as a bouquet of withered flowers. What about the screenplay? Bastardizing a witty Mephistopheles / Faust original film located this time in the U.S. of A.? There are no jokes, only banal moments of mindless scenes.
97	The Parent Trap 1998, PG)
98	Jack Frost 1998, PG)
99	Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle 2003, PG-13)
100	Runaway Bride 1999, PG)
101	Superman IV: The Quest for Peace 1987, PG)
102	Narrow Margin 1990, R)
103	Dick 1999, PG-13)
104	Drowning Mona 2000, PG-13)
105	Scream 3 2000, R)
106	Inspector Gadget 1999, PG)
107	S.W.A.T. 2003, PG-13) These are not movies, it's obvious. Fans will exist, it's an important cycle, more of a fan-club I should say. The same fan-club that usually supports the dear Rockys and Rambos. This time we're involved with a TV series, early canceled and a renovation of that S.W.A.T. cult-trend made as a feature film. It's basically a mere excuse for a fascist meat machine of "cops" (vaguely) doing what the law demands. Folks, just get to the old-school adventures like Bullitt, because there used to be spare acting class in Hollywood films back then.
108	Up Close & Personal 1996, PG-13) Here's another stereotype of the American (U.S. that is) pile of rubbish on a daily basis. I mean, compared to this, One Fine Day looks like a masterpiece! Anyway, dull process of events, I don't really care how true this topic is, when you're dealing with "huge" Hollywood actors, you expect decent performances, not a Way We Were romance mr Redford, made by such a talentless director like mr Avnet is...
109	The Specialist 1994, R)
110	Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol 1987, PG)
111	Police Academy 5 - Assignment Miami Beach 1988, PG)
112	Police Academy 6 - City Under Siege 1989, PG)
113	Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow 1994, PG)
114	Camouflage 2000, R)
115	They 2002, PG-13)
116	The Arrival 1996, PG-13)
117	K-9: P.I. 2002, PG-13)
118	Random Hearts 1999, R)
119	Stuart Little 2 2002, PG)
120	Father of the Bride Part II 1995, PG)
121	Omen III: The Final Conflict 1981, R)
122	Daylight 1996, PG-13)
123	The Preacher's Wife 1996, PG) How bullshit can this be? Sigh, the unintelligent disaster of a romantic comedy remake, the sprinkling odor is lost, the charm and innocence is dead, so do yourself a favor like the challenging viewer you are and admit this buffalo wing is actually a raw turkey!
124	Change of Habit 1969, R)
125	Greek Tycoon 1978, R)
126	K-9 1989, PG-13)
127	Ghost Dad 1990, PG)
128	Beethoven's 2nd 1993, PG)
129	On Deadly Ground 1994, R)
130	Co-ed Call Girl 1996, Unrated)
131	Big Bully 1996, PG)
132	Ed 1996, PG)
133	Executive Decision 1996, R)
134	Fire Down Below 1997, R)
135	Fools Rush In 1997, PG-13)
136	Mr. Magoo 1997, PG)
137	Murder at 1600 1997, R)
138	Nothing to Lose 1997, R)
139	Steel 1997, PG-13)
140	Holy Man 1998, PG)
141	A Knight in Camelot 1998, Unrated)
142	The Mighty 1998, PG-13)
143	Stepmom 1998, PG-13)
144	The Substitute 2: School's Out 1998, R)
145	Aftershock: Earthquake in New York 1999, Unrated)
146	Bicentennial Man 1999, PG)
147	In Too Deep 1999, R)
148	Bounce 2000, PG-13)
149	Miss Congeniality 2000, PG-13)
150	Double Take 2001, PG-13)
151	Kiss of the Dragon 2001, R)
152	Save the Last Dance 2001, PG-13)
153	See Spot Run 2001, PG)
154	I Spy 2002, PG-13)
155	Diamond Hunters 2003, R)
156	Emmett's Mark (Killing Emmett Young) 2002, R)
157	Trapped 2002, R)
158	Cradle 2 the Grave 2003, R)
159	Just Married 2003, PG-13)
160	Dawn of the Dead 2004, R)
161	Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story 2004, PG-13) The least I can say is that it offered me some bed-night hypnosis...or drowsiness thanks to the gross-out antics of Stiller and co. How can U.S. studios produce films like these? I will never again spare my time changing channels.
162	Fat Albert 2004, PG)
163	Ladder 49 2004, PG-13)
164	Taking Lives 2004, R)
165	Van Helsing 2004, PG-13)
166	Domino 2005, R)
167	Santa's Slay 2004, R)
168	The Ant Bully 2006, PG)
169	Click 2006, PG-13)
170	The Holiday 2006, PG-13)
171	Poseidon 2006, PG-13) A zero, unbelievably despising film. I could never overreact to abominations like this, a perfect example of avoiding remakes and cliche dialogue / acting. In the name of Zeus, no special effects can correct this mess. An early retirement for Petersen?
172	Rocky Balboa 2006, PG)
173	Straight Story 2007, Unrated)
174	3:10 to Yuma 2007, R)
175	Enchanted 2007, PG)
176	Epic Movie 2007, PG-13)
177	Gone Baby Gone 2007, R)
178	Wild Hogs 2007, PG-13)
179	Afstiros Katallilo 2008, Unrated)
180	Defiance 2008, R) Zwick has finally reached a career bottom. For crying out loud, is this really a movie? A sentimental bullshit from my perspective! Craig is like a lumberjack James Bond in WWII, get real all of you...I'm not sure even the hardcore Jews will love this!
181	Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! 2008, G) What a fuckin' moronic piece of shit, Dr. Seuss would spit on that!!!!! p.s.: now why don't they promote the older Seuss cartoons? It could really be something, they can't have been as dirtballs as those of modern Cat in the Hat, Grinch and Horton.
182	The Duchess 2008, PG-13) I did casually observe another coarse costume drama, I should have re-watched Far From the Madding Crowd instead...what would the odds have been? Ah yes, I'd have saved 2 hours of a masturbatory biopic, woe to me for being a sucker of "romantic" eras and lavishing centuries...
183	The Happening 2008, R)
184	Mamma Mia! 2008, PG-13)
185	What Happens in Vegas 2008, PG-13)
186	2012 2009, PG-13)
187	Angels & Demons 2009, PG-13)
188	The Blind Side 2009, PG-13)
189	Meteor: Path to Destruction 2009, Unrated)
190	The Expendables 2010, R)
191	Tekken 2010, R)
192	The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010, PG-13)
193	Horrible Bosses 2011, R)
194	Just Go with It 2011, PG-13)
195	Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo 2005, R)
196	Driven 2001, PG-13)
197	Tomcats 2001, R)
198	Bad Boys II 2003, R)
199	Return to the Blue Lagoon 1991, PG-13)
200	Striptease 1996, R)
201	Tom and Jerry - The Movie 1993, G)
202	Daddy Day Care 2003, PG)
203	Johnny English Reborn 2011, PG)
204	House of the Dead 2003, R)
205	40 Days and 40 Nights 2002, R)
206	The Big Green 1995, PG)
207	Baby's Day Out 1994, PG)
208	Journey 2: The Mysterious Island 2012, PG)
209	Alter Ego 1986, Unrated)
210	Happy Feet Two 2011, PG)
211	17 Again 2009, PG-13)
212	Piranha Part Two: The Spawning 1982, R)