Worst Films Ever


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Don't waste your time

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Ghost Ship 2002,  R)
2
Queen of the Damned 2002,  R)
3
Birth 2004,  R)
4
Open Water 2003,  R)
5
Anaconda 1997,  PG-13)
6
Osmosis Jones 2001,  PG)
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Jeepers Creepers 2001,  R)
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First Born 2006,  PG-13)
First Born
No No No.WTF? Did I really just waste almost 2 hours with this.CRAP! I could have watched a real movie! My advice dont bother unless you are just SOOOOO bored you have nothing else on the shelf,then you could always watch my 2nd fav worst movie at least Jeepers Crappers was better than this,Dreadful.
9
Meet the Spartans 2008,  PG-13)
Meet the Spartans
Only if you really must.....
10
One Missed Call 2007,  PG-13)
One Missed Call
Crap! Don't Bother!! GRRRRR!!! Can I have my hour and a half back please?
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Into the Blue 2005,  PG-13)
Into the Blue
God,this movie was absolutely trash! The one thing it had was beautiful underwater acenes,crystal clear water,amazing fish,just breathtaking.Thats it,If you want to watch this movie thats the best you will get from this.Nothing exciting,No jaw dropping plot twists,I could bearly stay awake through it.Simple awful!
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Teeth 2007,  R)
Teeth
Oh Lord,What in the world did I just sit through!?!? If you guys are looking for a horror flick don't bother this was so dumb.So lame,A complete waste of time.The only kick ass part is that this chick has one powerful weapon of mass destruction at her disposal at any time,very cool.Otherwise the movie was crap.
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Funny Games 2007,  R)
Funny Games
Spoiler ALert:
Do not read this if you want to see this movie!You have been warned.Ok now then.I wanted to see this movie because I love Naomi Watts.Now for the life of me I can't understand why the girl would bother getting involved in a movie like this.It's an utter MESS.Pointless,plotless,and so boring and dragged out at times you could go do meaningless tasks for 10 minute stretches during certan parts of this.Honestly in my opinion a complete waste of film.I would like to see the original (I think) but there is just NO answers,like why were these 2 white gloved weirdos doing all tyhis crap AT ALL?Also WHO in their right minds could just carry on and barely even cry or be upset after their son has just been blown away in front of them.WHAAAAAAAAAAAATEVER.Totally unrealistic.CRAP I really wanted to like this one.
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Ishtar 1987,  PG-13)
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Darkness Falls 2003,  PG-13)
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Catwoman 2004,  PG-13)
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The Morgue 2008,  R)
The Morgue
I cannot think of a better way to absolutely waste an hour and a half of your life.Don't bother with this.It was totally Craptacular!
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House 2007,  R)
House
This was a fantastical waste of time.Same story you have seen a million times and semi sort of fairly dismal cast made this a complete train wreck.Just don't bother =(
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The Unborn 2009,  PG-13)
The Unborn
This movie sucked on multiple levels DO NOT waste your time.It actually did have a story that had not been done 100 times before.However the crappy acting and extremely lame special effects killed this all the way around.Sorry guys =(
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2009,  PG)
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Bad,bad,bad.I can't believe some movies make it past a horrible script.Don't waste your time or $$$ on this one there are FAR batter movies out there to use your time wisely watching =)
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Autopsy 2006,  R)
Autopsy
Don't waste your time,The cheesiest crap special FX I have seen in a movie ,The 1 was being very generous.
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The Broken 2008,  R)
The Broken
LAME! if you are looking to be lost,pissed off and wondering why you wasted your time,this is the movie for you. =(
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Piranha 3-D 2010,  R)
Piranha 3-D
Stupid and waste of time! Nothing funny,horrifying,scary or even entertaining about this...Why didn't I see Machete instead?If you want to see basically alot of TnA and a little blood then go for it.You would literally get more bang for your wang renting a girls gone wild dvd.SERIOUSLY.Sad and I am mad that I sat through it =(
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Devil 2010,  PG-13)
Devil
Absolute crap! I wouldnt punish my dog with watching this,dont bother,seriously!

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  1. theohiostateguy
    theohiostateguy posted 6 years ago

    Excellent list! The only thing that I would dispute is Jeepers Creepers. I love that movie! Sure it's bad, but it's hilarious! And the creature is a demon redneck! lol

    The only thing better than Jeepers Creepers, was JC2! I know, I know. It's not saying much. But if you take it as a throwback to the 80's horror, then it's much more fun!

    Darkness falls does really suck too.

  2. Zzombiefoodd
    Zzombiefoodd posted 5 years ago

    I really don't see what make Ghost Ship a bad movie. It's one of my personal favorites. Darkness falls was OK just cheaply made. AAnd Jeepers Creeps is great.

  3. thetrickalltheboysknew
    thetrickalltheboysknew posted 5 years ago

    queen of the damned and into the blue are amazing...you have bad taste when it comes 2 naming bad movies :)

  4. SnugglingBunny
    SnugglingBunny posted 5 years ago

    Well, I like Jeepers Creepers and Into the Blue
    But I did not like Open Water, so I'll agree on that one.

  5. natethegreat7
    natethegreat7 posted 5 years ago

    Good list! I hated all those movies... except for maybe one missed call. I mean, the movie was ok, some what boring and the ending was retarded but i still thoght it was ok..

  6. marieantoinnetteb
    marieantoinnetteb posted 5 years ago

    correct!

  7. meowgirl182
    meowgirl182 posted 5 years ago

    yeah i would have to agree... Jeepers Creepers was great.. even the second one was.. but other than that you were pretty spot one..

  8. XxIxXLoveXxGeorgeXx
    XxIxXLoveXxGeorgeXx posted 5 years ago

    dude, half those movies were not bad!! I mean come on Jeepers Creepers was freaky! and Anaconda!! first big snake movie tht was actually kewl and made you scared to go ot a lake or somethign!! but ocme on! seriously! Into The Blue was great!! i mean whtever. It's your choses im jus saying.

  9. Trakx
    Trakx posted 5 years ago

    Wow, some of those got some high stars for being the worst ever. While I don't agree that they're the worst, I do agree with your ratings of them. :)

  10. Trakx
    Trakx posted 5 years ago

    ...it's funny how so many people dispute your putting Jeepers Creepers on the list. lol

    I didn't realize it was so well liked.

  11. jonnycrumley
    jonnycrumley posted 5 years ago

    you gave movies you class as the worst three stars. Too kind

  12. MidnightHour
    MidnightHour posted 5 years ago

    Jeepers Creepers?
    its one of the greates horrors!!:)

  13. kanokaan
    kanokaan posted 5 years ago

    there are worse than this!

  14. Deano78
    Deano78 posted 5 years ago

    Jeepers Creepers is great, I like into the blue and even Anaconda had a fun B movie feel to it. Ghost Ship I thought was ok and you gave it 3.5 stars. I've seen some real low budget rubbish I wouldn't give half a star if I could lol.

  15. 1232sophie1232
    1232sophie1232 posted 5 years ago

    i dont even know where 2 start with how bad open water is...they shouldnt have even botherd makin it...but realli gud list...although i do think ghost ship is quite gud...heres the worst movie i hav eva seen - jack frost 2 revenge of the mutant killer snowman...its so bad,dont even waste ur time to see how bad it is...

  16. monkeybobbob
    monkeybobbob posted 5 years ago

    Pretty good list although i have to disagree about Funny Games.You seemed to miss the point of the film.
    I hope that didn't come across as rude, it wasn't meant to cos you rule otherwise!

  17. dduchessphils
    dduchessphils posted 5 years ago

    hahahaha.. thanks for the warning. it seems i have not been able to watch these movies or have watched bits and pieces of some....

  18. ladywolf5
    ladywolf5 posted 5 years ago

    why is the queen of the damned in this for worst films its good and the book

  19. mariaduda789
    mariaduda789 posted 5 years ago

    Nice list, but Teeth is really cool...

  20. diamondgirl427fl
    diamondgirl427fl posted 5 years ago

    Queen of the Damned did not follow the novel of the same name as it should have. It could have been as good as Interview With The Vampire was.

  21. lilaleesingsrockofag
    lilaleesingsrockofag posted 5 years ago

    jeepers creepers is one of the worst films ever made. how did you give it 3 stars though?

  22. sarega
    sarega posted 5 years ago

    Wow you rated your "worst films" high! You've got some on there with 3 - 3 1/2 stars. That's a not bad movie rating for me.

  23. aaburjaile
    aaburjaile posted 4 years ago

    Well done...gd job!!!

  24. samgould12
    samgould12 posted 4 years ago

    goin to watch ghost ship wid my girlfriend soon shes shittin it lol

  25. tahano
    tahano posted 4 years ago

    i cant agree i like a few on this list.maybe you dont like horror films. or sespence cause i think you have a couple good ones on here.

  26. sportfan
    sportfan posted 4 years ago

    I haven't seen any of these but if this was my list my title would be movies I was most dissapointed with because really if you hated it you wouldn't give 3 stars for it.2.5 stars is average with my rating and higher is above average.Ones I'm dissapointed with I sometimes give it 3 stars I would of liked it but I would of expected better.

  27. cullens1256
    cullens1256 posted 4 years ago

    you are so right i hate all of those movie two!

  28. miss7de8
    miss7de8 posted 3 years ago

    i don't think into the blue is bad. i'm paul walker's fan. does it make any different if i say that it's the best movie just because he's in it?
    other than that i've no reason to disagree with you.

  29. sketcharts
    sketcharts posted 3 years ago

    Have you seen The Core. Worst movie of all time. Check it out. Acting is horrible, they make up science. Amazing.

  30. SlavePrincess
    SlavePrincess posted 3 years ago

    I need to order some products!!!!

  31. thephantomimage
    thephantomimage posted 3 years ago

    Right there with you on Funny Games!!!