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Its 1994, mutha fuckas. thats an accurate summary of this film. hey, people. this movie is set in 1994. did you forget already? and Olsen Twin #2 proves that she is an embarrassment to every mammal, reptile, amphibian, plant, and mineral on this Earth. and since she is identical to Olsen Twin #1 in every way, i guess the same goes for her too.

I hate to say that Reese Witherspoon is not in this movie for nearly as long as you think she is. so mash your fucking face shut please. "WRONNNG KID DIED!"

Even though you dont know this is made by a showoff director with not much to show off, and shit writers, you should want to see it because it has the most amazingly awful cast of almost any movie:
Lisa Kudrow. uh. Josh (Sweet home Alabama) Lucas. ok, keep talkin'. Kate Bosworth. well how much is the "bos" worth? you have to see this movie. Christina Applegate. HOLY SHIT-CAKES. Janeane Garofalo as a junkie. A snackie snack eating Carrie Fisher who has hopefully retired her "Return of the Jedi" metal bikini. and... ANDD.... five mind-crowaving seconds of Paris Hilton as a hoe on a yacht. oh yea, the movie is about the John Holmes murder case but you don't care about that.

This is a movie about fucking. Crispin Glover puts cockroaches in his ass. Nicolas Cage smashes a guy's head against the wall like a pumpkin. Laura Dern doesn't mind showing her tits in an art movie. Willem Dafoe still has all his baby teeth.

i wish Roger Ebert would call Camilla Belle and tell her where she can put her two thumbs.

Doesn't this have that kinda hot but super annoying so therefore a little less hot than she should be redhead chick from that other kinda funny movie about weddings, except that wasn't really about weddings it was more about the idea of being wed, you know, like a more abstract David Lynchian sort of thing, but then if you think about it, this movie isn't really about a wedding either it's about two people obsessed with marriage... but then that is what wedding crashers was about, huh? okay nevermind, i didn't really care for this one. real complex.

Frankie Muniz gives a shitty ten second performance as Buddy Holly. But its fine. Theres no such thing as a perfect movie. Tim Meadows' little monologue about why marijuana is evil is just the greatest thing ever conceived. Also you should count the number of times you hear, "Wrong kid died." Every time he says it, it gets funnier. CHERYL COX TIEGS.

The fact that i gave this and "Dude where's my car" decent ratings definitely adds to my parents' argument that im not ready for the real world.

yea it was worth the 4 dollars

really extremely freakin indie, but take all that away and its good

good for when you want to watch something so dumb tht it becomes funny when youre pissed about something and you wanna drain all logical thought from your brain- then choose wild hogs!

ok so i really like how they used the songs in the movie but that girl.... ugh... i dont remember the name of the character cause its been a few days, but im sure you kow who im talking about. she had about, hmmm i dont know 8 sex scenes. i dont like her acting. its completely unbelievable and takes away from the film... also no, shes not hot. she looks like a pug. and did anyone else notice how the only one with superpowers was the blue guy??

Crikey, i got a knife through my spinal cord! ugh, Blimee, i got me fingas cut off by your big sharp-like knife! oh, bloody hell, fuck me rusty, mate. i gots me head on a stick.... crikey.

big metal spider? bad idea.