Totally Awful Horror Movies


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Some of the worst ever!!! If you like serious cinematic abuse then watch these.

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Luther the Geek 1990,  Unrated)
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The Dead Hate the Living 1999,  R)
The Dead Hate the Living
A low budget, fan boy, shitty excuse for a zombie movie. I hated all the characters and was hoping for the zombie creature things to get them but even those kills weren't that satisfying. This is strictly a movie you make fun of with your friends...nothing more. The reason I did give this 2 stars was some of the zombie effects make up was cool but it was wasted here, it belonged in a much better movie.
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Prison of the Dead 2000,  R)
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Demonicus 2001,  R)
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Deadly Friend 1986,  R)
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Girlfriend From Hell 1989,  R)
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Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! 2001,  Unrated)
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Dawn of the Living Dead 2004,  Unrated)
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Vampires vs. Zombies 2004,  R)
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Blood Freak 1972,  R)
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Arcade 1993,  R)
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Horror Vision 2001,  R)
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Death Machine 1994,  R)
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Terrore nello spazio (Planet of the Vampires) 1965,  Unrated)
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Queen of the Damned 2002,  R)
Queen of the Damned
Not the greatest vampire movie ever and it gets very foolish right from the get go. Plus I hated the nu metal soundtrack.
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Le porte dell'inferno (The Hell's Gate) 1989,  Unrated)
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Halloween - Resurrection 2002,  R)
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American Scream 1989,  Unrated)
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Revenge of the Zombie 1981,  Unrated)
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Night of the Living Dead 3D 2006,  R)
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Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis 2005,  R)
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The Gingerdead Man 2005,  Unrated)
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Day of the Dead 2007,  R)
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Day of the Dead 2 - Contagium 2004,  R)
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Creepshow III 2007,  R)
Creepshow III
This would have been somewhat passable if it were called something else and not creepshow 3. Some of the stories sort of work as horror comedy but there was alot of room for improvement here. All in all its pretty horrible.
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House of the Dead 2003,  R)
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House of the Dead 2: Dead Aim (All Guts No Glory) 2006,  R)
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The Blair Witch Project 1999,  R)
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Leprechaun 4 - In Space 1996,  R)
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Leprechaun in the Hood 2000,  R)
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Leprechaun - Back 2 Tha Hood 2003,  R)
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Ghoulies IV 1994,  R)
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Stay Alive 2006,  PG-13)
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Dark Wolf 2002,  R)
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Green River Killer 2005,  R)
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Nightstalker 2002,  R)
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Rabid Grannies 1989,  R)
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Alien Dead (It Fell from the Sky) (Swamp of the Blood Leeches) 1980,  R)
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Redneck Zombies 1988,  R)
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The Haunting 1999,  PG-13)
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Don't Go In the Woods 1981,  R)
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Don't Go Near the Park (Sanctuary for Evil) 1981,  R)
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Boogeyman 2005,  PG-13)
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Boogeyman 2 2007,  Unrated)
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The Boogeyman 1980,  R)
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The Amityville Horror 1979,  R)
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The Brotherhood 2000,  PG-13)
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The Brotherhood 2 - Young Warlocks 2001,  Unrated)
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The Brotherhood III: Young Demons 2002,  PG-13)
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Microwave Massacre 1983,  Unrated)
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House of the Dead 1978,  PG)
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Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman 2000,  R)
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Jack Frost 1997,  R)
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Killjoy 2000,  R)
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Laserblast 1978,  PG)
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Halloween Night 2006,  Unrated)
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Wishmaster 3 - Beyond the Gates of Hell 2001,  R)
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Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled 2002,  R)
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Shark Attack 3: Megalodon 2002,  R)
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The Boogens 1982,  R)
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The Mangler 1995,  R)
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The Mangler 2 2001,  R)
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The Mangler Reborn 2005,  R)
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All Souls Day 2005,  Unrated)
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Mortuary 2005,  R)
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Kingdom of the Spiders 1977,  PG)
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Route 666 2001,  R)
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Shriek if You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th 2000,  R)
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Zombie Strippers 2008,  R)
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Sometimes They Come Back for More 1998,  R)
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Exorcist II - The Heretic 1977,  R)
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Video Violence ...When Renting Is Not Enough. 1987,  Unrated)
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Witchcraft II: The Temptress 1990,  R)
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Witchcraft VII: Judgment Hour 1995,  R)
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Witchcraft IX: Bitter Flesh 1996,  R)
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Witchcraft IV: The Virgin Heart 1992,  R)
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Witchcraft VI (Witchcraft 666: The Devil's Mistress) 1994,  R)
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Viy 1967,  PG)
Viy
What a total bore of a movie.This is supposed to be the first ever Russian Horror movie? I thought I was watching a russian live action disney movie with some monks and a "witch" in it. Still not sure what all the fuss is with this movie or why diluted people find this to be scary and good. Good thing I watched it for free...I think I need to give foreign movies a break for awhile because the last 5 or 6 I've watched have been total crap. Kinda burned out on them, and I won't be watching another russian movie anytime soon. I will give this a star and a half for the wacky weird ending.
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The Fog 2005,  PG-13)
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The Creeps 1997,  R)
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Cursed 2004,  PG-13)
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Troll 2 1990,  PG)
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Zombie Lake 1980,  R)
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Garden of the Dead (Tomb of the Undead) 1974,  PG)
85
An American Werewolf in Paris 1997,  R)
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C.H.U.D. II - Bud the Chud 1989,  R)
C.H.U.D. II - Bud the Chud
If someone watches this and actually enjoys it.... they really need serious mental help.
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The Hills Have Eyes, Part 2 1985,  R)
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Chicago Massacre: Richard Speck 2007,  R)
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Dark Night of the Scarecrow 1981,  Unrated)
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Salem's Lot 1979,  PG)
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Salem's Lot 2004,  PG-13)
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Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice 1992,  R)
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Ghost Ship 2002,  R)
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Death Ship 1980,  R)
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Frogs 1972,  PG)
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See No Evil 2006,  R)
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The Eye 2008,  PG-13)
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Prom Night 2008,  PG-13)
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The Clown at Midnight 1998,  R)
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Fear of Clowns 2004,  R)
101
Jaws 4 - The Revenge 1987,  PG-13)
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Amityville II: The Possession 1982,  R)
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Amityville: Dollhouse 1997,  R)
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Friday the 13th Part VIII - Jason Takes Manhattan 1989,  R)
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Jason Goes to Hell - The Final Friday 1993,  R)
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Return to Sleepaway Camp 2008,  R)
107
Piranha 3-D 2010,  R)
108
The Cave 2005,  PG-13)
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Buried Alive 1990,  PG-13)
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Buried Alive 2008,  Unrated)
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Deadline 2012,  R)
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Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown 1991,  R)
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Diary of the Dead 2007,  R)
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Superstition (The Witch) 1984,  R)
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Manhattan Baby (Evil Eye) (The Possessed) (Eye of the Evil Dead) 1982,  R)
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Patrick 1978,  PG)
Patrick
I heard so many great things about this and at the end of the day, when I finally saw it I'm sorry to say it just didn't live up to the hype. I've noticed a trend in most of the 70s/80s aussie horror/exploitation movies I've seen and, that is that they're all extremely slow and boring with a few good scenes here and there. This was no exception and I mean even the "good" scenes in this were only so so. Not very scary or suspenseful, the best thing about this would have to be the music and the charming main female lead. Besides those two things this movie is extremely dull and slow moving, and I found myself hating most of the characters in this whole movie. I especially wanted to punch patrick in the face half the time and found the whole character just very annoying. The atmosphere in this is somewhat creepy and the mood of the whole movie works every now and then. Overall a very boring slow moving Aussie suspense movie.
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Night of the Zombies (Battalion of the Living Dead)(Gamma 693)(The Chilling)(Sister of Death) 1981,  R)
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L'Abīme des morts vivants (The Treasure of the Living Dead)(Oasis of the Zombies) 1983,  R)
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Blood Cult 1985,  Unrated)
Blood Cult
Not the worst shot on video 80's slasher but that isn't saying much. The worst I'd have to say would be the 1988 shitfest "The Last Slumber Party. I gave "Blood Cult" one star because they somewhat attempted to make this look like a professional looking no budget movie. All they needed was money for decent film and they would have been set. It's still pretty shitty and bad but entertaining in a dirt cheap kinda way. The movie itself looks like one of those crappy old training videos you had to watch from the 80s when you started your mcjob. The acting certainly screams instructional video everytime someone speaks a line of dialog. Very muggy acting to say the least.
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Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare 1986,  R)
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Hard Rock Zombies 1985,  R)
Hard Rock Zombies
Bad Music,Bad hitler Impersonator,Bad Zombies,Bad Acting,Bad Sets,Bad underage chicks,Bad EVERYTHING!!!! Stay Away if you want something good. If you want a giant piece of shit to make fun of, pop this in if you can find a beat up old vhs. I mean seriously, a fucking bassline brings back the dead in this folks so that should tell you something about the quality of this.

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