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Sy-Fy Movie Trash

Dave

Objective ratings of the crap they try and pass off as film.

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1	Wyvern 2009, Unrated) You see, my grandfather was from Norway...
2	Troglodyte (Sea Beast) 2009, Unrated) Hmmmm...deep sea creature somehow evolves ability to breathe air, walk upright, climb trees...oh, and kill indiscriminately! Ok, I'll buy it.
3	Arachnid 2001, R) Arachni-awsome! Seriously, someone actually put time & effort into building a giant mutant spider instead of using bad CGI. Terrible but bonus points for trying. Watched Terminator:Salvation the next night...this was more entertaining.
4	Dragons: Fire & Ice 2004, Unrated) A for effort, C- for execution. Surprisingly dull action sequences. Bonus points for a different visual take on dragons though.
5	Rise of the Gargoyles 2009, Unrated)
6	Locusts 2005, PG) "DDT...it's a pesticide." Reeeaallly?!?!? Who wuold've thunk that someone working for the Dept. of Agriculture would need that explained to them?
7	Cyclops 2008, Unrated) "Freeeeee....freeeee!"
8	The Hive 2008, Unrated) "Is that...is that...a computer?" lulz
9	Yeti: Curse of the Snow Demon 2008, Unrated) "Hey, I didn't eat your brother."
10	Lake Placid 2 2007, R) Replaced Betty White with Cloris Leachman. Seriously.
11	Vipers 2008, R) "Hey, we've all lost someone we loved." (to a girl who just watched her parents slaughtered by mutant snakes like, 5 minutes before) Was she in shock over that or that she was lucky enough to be within arms length of Tara Reid's infamously awful breast implants?
12	Carny 2009, Unrated) The Jersey Devil + Lou Diamond Phillips = Well...I'm not sure. I'm still in love with the gypsy girl however.
13	Mega Snake 2007, R) I have a degree in zoology--says the sheriffs deputy in her early 20's. Suuuure you do. lol
14	Bone Eater 2007, PG-13) "I don't know what it is but it's gonna take more than bullets to kill it."
15	Hydra 2009, R) Three heads are in fact not always better than one.
16	Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep 2006, R)
17	Ice Spiders 2006, R) The spiders in my bathroom are more frightening than the terrible CGI ones here.
18	Riddles of the Sphinx 2010, Unrated) Indiana Jones, National Treasure, Tomb Raider & a good ol' creature feature rolled into one! Well, not really.
19	Abominable 2006, R) Went with the "Rear Window" angle. Really? Hitchcock this was not. Ending was truly lol however.
20	Anaconda III 2008, R) Hasselhoff, 'nuff said.
21	Unearthed 2007, R) Charlie Murphy!!!
22	Sasquatch Mountain 2006, R) Oh Lance Henrickson why? Why?
23	The Land That Time Forgot 2009, Unrated) How many times are these people gonna run across that same creek?
24	Showdown at Area 51 2007, R) Costuming by your local Dollar Store.
25	Something Beneath 2007, Unrated) "I was bitten as a child, ever since then I've been deathly afraid of dogs."
26	Rock Monster 2008, Unrated) One of those movies where you wanted the monster to kill every annoying character 5 min into the movie.
27	Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus 2009, R) Not sure how the Earth didn't spin off its axis with Lorenzo Lamas & Debbie Gibson on the same really fake submarine set.
28	Black Swarm 2007, Unrated) Did the wasps even kill anyone in this movie or just inexplicably turn them into zombies. Soooo disappointing. How can you screw up killer wasps?
29	Boa Vs Python 2004, R) At least there were hot naked chicks.
30	Raptor Island 2004, Unrated) Wow, just wow. Did they use CGI or were those Playstation I graphics? Also, there was a lot of just...walking around. And I'm not sure why.
31	Supergator 2007, Unrated) Maybe the 2nd worst piece of trash I've ever seen.
32	Mega Piranha 2010, R)
33	Anacondas: Trail of Blood 2009, R) 3 sequels to a terrible theatrical release are never necessary.
34	Ba'al (Ba'al: The Storm God) 2008, PG-13)
35	Bats 1999, PG-13)
36	Chupacabra Terror 2005, R) That is a very bad "guy in a suit" monster.
37	Fire & Ice: The Dragon Chronicles 2008, PG-13) Bonus points for unique design take on dragons.
38	Flu Bird Horror 2008, Unrated)
39	Man-Thing 2005, R) And I thought "Ghost Rider" was gonna go down in history as the worst Marvel Comics movie ever made.
40	Megafault 2009, PG-13)
41	Sand Serpents 2009, Unrated)
42	Swamp Devil 2008, Unrated)
43	The Black Hole 2006, PG)
44	Mandrake , Unrated)
45	Sharktopus 2010, Unrated)
46	In the Spider's Web 2007, Unrated)
47	Maneater 2006, PG)