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Ms. 45 1981, R)
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Meet the Feebles 1989, R)
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Midnight Express 1978, R)
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Manic 2001, R)
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The Mexican 2001, R)
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The Mist 2007, R)
the mist turned in a stellar performance portraying itself. Thomas Jane doesn't have a syringe in his arm this time. Nebraska's bravest senior citizen couple gets mercilessly assassinated in the forehead by a deranged schizophrenic. That kid from Pete&pete plays some cashier. you know not the fat pete but the other one. |
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My Boss's Daughter 2003, PG-13)
Ashton, suck my Kush... nurr. |
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Mega Piranha 2010, R)
They're eating boats and alligator bodies, dammit! |
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The Minus Man 1999, R)
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Malcolm X 1992, PG)
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Made 2001, R)
Probably the funniest movie i've seen at this point of my existence. probably the funniest movie you will see this week if you pull your head from your ass and give it the same fair chance you gave to I Am Number Four. Vince Vaughn looks cool in any suit. he makes the word "fuck" sound like poetry to my ears. Jon Favrauaeuraue needs to stop dicking around with directing action movies and comic book bullshit and write another script. Faizon love has comedic timing because he is a a real actor and not another fat, bald, black man picked from a club in L.A. to be in films. i would be honored if Peter Falk asked me to shave his wrinkled balls for two bucks at a Republican rally because he is a real actor in a sea of imposters. jesus man, even P. Diddy has a few funny moments. and the little girl never laughs at Vince Vaughn and neither does anyone else which means... what? That this movie knows his character is a prick and does not know he is funny which creates tension and then sympathy for the other characters which is why a man falling on something and getting his balls hurt and going, "mother-- ooohoooo!" has not made me laugh in quite a while. |
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Men in Black 1997, PG-13)
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Monsters, Inc. 2001, G)
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The Mechanic 2011, R)
people get shot and die and make menacing remarks to one another about their level of masculinity and pull out their guns but not fast enough cause the other guy already pulled out his gun and shoots them first and then before the guys friend can get revenge the other other good or bad guy goes back home and rigs his car with a bomb so when the other guy comes looking for him but only finds his badass car so he steals the car cause bad guys do bad stuff and feels cool about it but not before he starts the engine and the car goes BOOM!!! haha i guess thats why they call him the MECHANIC! lol. |
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Magnolia 1999, R)
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Midnight Cowboy 1969, R)
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My Own Private Idaho 1991, R)
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C'est arrivé près de chez vous (Man Bites Dog) (It Happened in Your Neighborhood) 1991, NC-17)
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Monty Python's Life of Brian 1979, R)
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Mulholland Drive 2001, R)
i still dont know what the hell its about completely, but ill see anything Lynch makes now... Oh one more thing: why the hell is billy ray "mullet" cyrus the 2nd name in the cast?!?! |
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Memento 2000, R)
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Mallrats 1995, R)
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Monty Python's The Meaning of Life 1983, R)
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The Manson Family 2004, R)
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Metropolis 1927, PG-13)
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Midnight Cowboy , R)
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The Messenger 2009, R)
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Major Payne 1995, PG-13)
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Meet the Parents 2000, PG-13)
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Matchstick Men 2003, PG-13)
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Mermaids 1990, PG-13)
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1974, PG)
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Minority Report 2002, PG-13)
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Malibu's Most Wanted 2003, PG-13)
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The Matrix 1999, R)
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The Machinist 2003, R)
yea of course you will guess the twist if you've seen "Fight club", but let us remember the good things: dark, depressing cinematography, rich dialogue, great character acting, and Jennifer Jason Leigh's great tits. oh, they're not great? oh, ok.... this movie isn't bad. |
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Mercury Rising 1998, R)
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Manhunter 1986, R)
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The Man Who Fell to Earth 1976, R)
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Metro 1997, R)
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Mysterious Skin 2004, NC-17)
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The Magnificent Seven 1960, R)
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Mozart and the Whale 2005, PG-13)
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Meet The Fockers 2004, PG-13)
i piss myself laughing when i watch this movie. because its kinda funny and i have to piss all the time, so i just easily piss my pants. But then like, if it wasnt funny at all, i would still have clean pants and a father. So you see, you really sacrifice for the laughs you get with this one... i wanted to put in a "Fock" joke, but im not stupid. |
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A Mighty Wind 2003, PG-13)
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Mars Attacks! 1996, PG-13)
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The Mummy 1999, PG-13)
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Mission Impossible 1996, PG-13)
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Mission Impossible 2 2000, PG-13)
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Moon 2009, R)
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - The Movie 1995, PG)
this only gets 3 stars because i used to (USED TO) love it. |
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The Mask 1994, PG-13)
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Mask 1985, PG-13)
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Man on Fire 2004, R)
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The Matrix Revolutions 2003, R)
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The Matrix Reloaded 2003, R)
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My Cousin Vinny 1992, R)
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Metallica - Some Kind of Monster 2003, R)
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A Man Apart 2006, R)
if i pull all the vin diesel crap ive seen in the last 10 years out of my memory, this would probably seem like a masterpice. i would actually see this again |
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The Manchurian Candidate 2004, R)
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Mad Max 1979, R)
Whole lotta dirt and rubber and bikes and bad accents and sawn-off shotguns and boy i bet the odor this movie made is like unmatched. |
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Mission: Impossible III 2006, PG-13)
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My Beautiful Laundrette 1985, R)
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My Super Psycho Sweet 16 2009, Unrated)
dude. bro. this. is an almost incomprehensible movie-long episode of super sweet 16. it has: no story. no acting. no seriously the kids are really this evil. i honestly thought i was watching an episode of the show til someone got their face cut off and im like-- wha? 3 years in and i finally fot to see one of the brats murdered! but then i started laughing uncontrollably and i realized no real-life evil hellspawn pre-muenstrating horrible soulless creature could possibly be this clever! and then it hit me: the realistic dialogue. the teenage girls accepting each other for who they are. the ethnically diverse groups of friends. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST HORROR FILM EVER MADE. also every (EVERY) time someone is killed they use the same exact slo-mo shot of the kids rollerskating in a circle. oh god movies can only get worse from here. |
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The Mosquito Coast 1986, PG)
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The Mummy Returns 2001, PG-13)
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Matilda 1996, PG)
something turns me on about a fat kid eating cake and NOT liking it?? |
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The Musketeer 2001, PG-13)
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Monster's Ball 2001, R)
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Me, Myself & Irene 2000, R)
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Missing in Action 1984, R)
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Mimic 2 2001, R)
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Misery 1990, R)
i take away half a star for every 9 commercial breaks i had to sit through to see an 80 minute movie... thanks alot, cable! |
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Menace II Society 1993, R)
"yea, ima git a double burger... and some fries.." |
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Made in Britain 1981, PG-13)
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Miami Vice 2006, R)
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My Best Friend's Birthday 1987, Unrated)
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My Best Friend's Girl 2008, R)
my best friends girl: not terrible movie, but far from great. And you should probably be worried about yourself if you find Dane's character likeable, because he plays an even bigger asshole than he is in real life. that must have been something to accomplish. so points for the director for getting that extra ass-ness out of him. |
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Meet the Spartans 2008, PG-13)
these movie movies take every un-funny girl from mad tv who thinks shes just hilarious and put them in something thats supposed to be funny just because its making fun of something else. u know so does Mencia and im not laughing at him. they need a whole other movie to make fun of THIS one |
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Murder by Numbers 2002, R)
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Man on the Moon 1999, R)
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Machete 2010, R)
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Mean Streets 1973, R)
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Mystery Train 1989, R)
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Moneyball 2011, PG-13)
as good as a movie about fucking baseball can be i guess. |
