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After seven fabulous years with you all, we are sorry to let you know that we're going to be retiring the Flixster Community site on September 30, 2014. Please note that you can still access your ratings, reviews, and quizzes on Flixster and Rotten Tomatoes using your same login. We have had so much fun building this community with you.

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Love Hurts (other people)

  1. ShaneWreck
  2. Shane

Good love is hard to find, true love leaves bodies in it's wake.

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Natural Born Killers 1994,  R)
Natural Born Killers
A surreal satire focusing on American culture and mass media featuring the white trash, mass murdering equivalent of Bonnie and Clyde. It may also be the best romantic comedy ever made. Funny, violent, ridiculous, offensive, the list goes on. And to cap it all off, they got Trent Reznor to produce the soundtrack. I've been watching this movie since I was twelve, at this point I've seen it so many times that I can probably act out the whole thing by myself. I don't know what that says about me. I'm not really an Oliver Stone fan, U-Turn was good, and J.F.K. was alright, maybe it's the fact that it was based on a Quentin Tarantino story, which I didn't realize until about 3 years after I saw it. One more thing, Rodney Dangerfield as Mallory's drunken, abusive, pervert of a dad may have been the best part of the movie. Who knew Dangerfield could play such a good scumbag?
True Romance 1993,  R)
Wild At Heart 1990,  R)
Wild At Heart
The Wizard of Oz meets Bonnie and Clyde. Willem Dafoe is one creepy mother fucker
Bonnie and Clyde 1967,  R)
Bonnie and Clyde
This movie helped form my fixation with the depression era south. People like to say that this movie glorified Bonnie and Clyde, but if anything it played down their exploits. Not that they weren't portrayed as heroes, but they were viewed that way in real life as well. In a time when nobody had anything, people loved to hear stories about other people fucking over the banks that had fucked them over so badly. Kinda like now.
Heathers 1988,  R)
"Whether or not to kill yourself is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make."

This is black comedy at it's greatest, and may I add, a personal fantasy of mine since junior high. Seriously, who doesn't want to kill jock assholes and stuck up rich bitches? It's a shame the plot of this movie didn't become a fad (except maybe with Harris and Klebold). And the dialogue in this flick is a piece of eighties artwork. So many quotable lines. I remember, after I saw Beetlejuice, I had a bit of a crush on Winona Ryder. Well, after seeing this I fell in love. This is a must watch for anyone out there who was ever shit upon by the popular schmucks who stalk the dimly lit hallways of your local high schools. And for those of you reading this who were those schmucks, I humbly ask you to go drink some fucking drain cleaner. We don't need you.
Bakjwi (Thirst) 2009,  R)
Psychos In Love 1987,  Unrated)
The Honeymoon Killers 1970,  R)
Eating Raoul 1982,  R)
I Married a Strange Person 1998,  R)
I Married a Strange Person
This is the strange tale of a man who discovers a boil on the back of his neck which gives him the power to bring his imagination to life. Bill Plymton has one of the most distinctly surreal styles of animation and it lends it beautifully to this bizarre tale of inner fantasies run amok. It contains one of the strangest sex scenes I've ever seen. I first became aware of Plymton through (god help me) MTV. He would do weird little animated bumpers featuring men eating their own heads, and other such bizarre activities. I've been a fan ever since.
Fido 2007,  R)
Deadgirl 2008,  R)
This is, without a doubt, the most original zombie film I've seen in years. Leave it to Trent Haaga (a former Tromavillian) to come up with zombie sex slaves. And let's talk about the music for a second. It opens with Animal Collective and closes with Liars. To great bands that are just strange enough to fit perfectly into this perverse and disturbingly funny movie (just to be clear, I'm not sure if it was meant to be funny, or if I'm just extremely mental). I've been looking forward to this flick for a while, and in no way did it disappoint. The cast was perfectly demented, I love the setting, and the ending... so sweet. It's the perfect date movie, if you're into necrophilia, and really, who isn't?.
Bad Biology 2008,  Unrated)
Bad Biology
"I was born with seven clits."
If that opening line doesn't hook you then I don't know what else to tell ya. The king of sleazey horror has returned with a sweet tale of a woman born with a slight, sexual paculiarity, and the monstorous man-thing she loves. It's offensive, it's perverted, and it's fantastic. Welcome back Mr. Henenlotter (it took you long enough).
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover 1989,  NC-17)
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
Beautiful sets, explicit sex and violence, and some pretty bad table manners. This movie's got it all. It took me a while to find this one, but it was worth the wait. Thanks Youtube.
Tromeo and Juliet 1997,  R)
Tromeo and Juliet
A masterpiece of Kink and bad taste. Eat your heart out, Shakespeare.
The Saddest Music in the World 2004,  R)
The Saddest Music in the World
Isabella Rosolini with fake legs full of beer? Mark McKinney from kids in the hall? What the hell is going on here? I don't know, but keep it coming.
Frankenhooker 1990,  R)
"This Crack shit is killin'em. This super crack'll get the job done much faster." One of the many tasteful comments from a movie that's pure class. Just ask Bill Murray, he'll tell ya.
Re-Animator 1985,  R)
The Bride of Re-Animator 1990,  R)
Oldboy 2005,  R)
The second in The Vengeance Trilogy is much darker and more violent than the first one. If the ending doesn't rattle you than you must have an odd definition of family.
I Was a Teenage Zombie 1987,  Unrated)
Crimes of Passion 1984,  R)
A Fish Called Wanda 1988,  R)
Deadbeat at Dawn 1990,  R)
Badlands 1974,  PG)
Sid & Nancy 1986,  R)
The Doom Generation 1995,  R)
Another Day In Paradise 1997,  R)
High Tension (Switchblade Romance) 2005,  R)
Macabro (Macabre) (Frozen Terror) 1980,  R)
A Life Less Ordinary 1997,  R)
The Chase 1994,  PG-13)
Mudhoney 2003,  Unrated)
This is Russ at his sleazy best. Here's a list: Domestic rape/abuse, a deaf/mute prostitute, big tits, a toothless hag with an insane laugh, big tits, backwoods rednecks, mob mentality, big tits, a crazy preacher, and big tits. Apparently, to Russ Meyer, P.C. stands for Plenty of Cleavage. This is my favorite Russ Meyer movie. It starts out with a bang and things just get more and more depraved as it goes along. If you're looking for some raunchy fun (and I know you are) then it doesn't get much better than this.
I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK (Saibogujiman kwenchana) 2006,  Unrated)
Blind Beast (Mj) 1969,  Unrated)
964 Pinocchio (Screams of Blasphemy) 1992,  Unrated)
Return of the Living Dead 3 1993,  R)

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