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Well this Punisher was alittle realistic, dont say that the one with Thomas Jane was bad. It awesome as well, though the plot faded from the comic away.
The ending was the killer.

The Scene in bank was Awesome. Playing cowboys in the Banks. great. lol
Thomas Jane was an Awesome choice for this Movie and understandable he dropped out for the "sequel"

The Mist reminded me of the Movie Silent Hill and then again not. Frankly I have never read any Stephen King Books,that is why they are so kind to make Movies

Spoiler Alert:
Fav bit
Driving through the mist, David returns home to find his home destroyed and his wife dead. She has fallen victim to the spider-like creatures.

Heartbroken, he drives the group south, witnessing the destruction left in the wake of the mist and encountering a tentacled beast towering hundreds of feet high. Eventually, they run out of gas without finding any other survivors. While Billy is sleeping, the four adults accept their fate, deciding that there is no point in going any further. With four bullets left in the gun and five people in the car, David shoots Amanda, Dan, Irene, and his son, Billy, to spare them a more violent death by the creatures.

Sobbing, he attempts to shoot himself with the now-empty gun before exiting the vehicle to let the creatures in the mist take him.

He hears what sounds like a creature moving toward him, but it is soon revealed as a self-propelled artillery vehicle, followed by a large contingent of soldiers equipped with NBC suits and flamethrowers.

As the mist parts, several trucks filled with survivors pass David; among them the mother whom nobody from the store would escort and her two children. Realizing that the killings were needless, David falls to his knees screaming while two soldiers watch him in confusion.

IntheBasket

You will laugh your Socks off.

The Original Inglorious Bastards (Quel maledetto treno blindato)

This Movie was a tiny bit boring for me, but a friend enjoyed it, as she is a Polit-Thriller Fan. I m not much in to Politic anyway. lol

Touching classic based upon true events in WWII on Diary of Anne Frank. I read the Book twice and every tiny bit of the words in the book sucked me in to it. A tragedy.

Well Sniper 2 was alot better than Sniper 1. Each to their own. I mean there was not much difference in the plot though a tiny bit exciting and more movin on than the first one. Besides there were some great funny funny/sarcastic quotes.

There is a tiny bit in Sniper one which has 2 versions. The Trailer on flixster shows a different version when the DC guys talk to Billy Zane s Character about his mission in Pananma. Check out 00:21 the flixster Trailer. The DVD version is totally different. I dont know if this was the Theater version?

Great Movie made in Switzerland. Before you go on under rating this Movie keep in mind, that Fredi M. Murer shows a side of Swiss that the world thinks it just not realistic. A side that shows how Swiss Goverment cares about Children. There were some Scenes I thought "this is embarrassing" but in a twisted kind of way it was entertaning.

We came in Peace to destroy. lol

I like Jodie Foster but frankly I was tiny bit of dissapointed her perfomance in this Movie. A friend described her perfomance as "tomboyish" Thats what I thought too. lol yeah it was like remake of Death Wish 3 only that Death Wish was alot better.

I tend to watch everything what my friend recommend to me. No matter what Genre what Country or what languages, I can even live with subtitles. lol
Trouble is when I watch Movies with subtitles I feel like a looney tune.

Good this Movie is not bad, I rather stuck on those Looney Toons Cartoons. I use to love to wake up early saturday mornings just for this tiny guys as a kid while my parents were still snoring. lol
There is nothing comparing to those Saturday Mornings Cartoons my Friends.

Heard Eureka is a creepy lilttle town with creepy little things happening.

This movie was a sequel worth.

A great Horror/Thriller Made in Germany. I was very surprised how great the Movie was. One by One.

Mr Cage seem to be the keeper of a specific knowledge to play "innocent guy" in a Movie even as a gangster. lol. Very Funny Movie.

When this Movie was released I remember everyone around me in Narnia Fever. Except me and 2 of my other best friends. So we decided to watch it on DVD. It was not bad. Entertaining and I dont regret to have watch it once.

Wow this Movie is so badly rated and hated, I wonder why?

A story and a message that should be told as much as possible.

My Mother tends to say, do whatever you want, but when a Hungry Human is standing infront of your Door no matter if he/she your foe, never send them away hungry. Feed them.

Let s Ride!
silly Cage-isms? What is wrong with some people. Its a great Movie. I mean it has a tiny bit of everything, for adrenalin pumping fans and some senti moments etc..
I wish it had a sequel and wish Sam Elliots character would return back.

Great Action Movie. I think people who didnt enjoy it or thought what am I watching? or what is this all about? They should pay attention. lol

I can watch this Movie bunch of times. It is just an Awesome Movie with a Twisting end. It also shows sometimes it is good to be paranoid. When watched for the first time after she turns histerical I began thinking oh geez she is on crack and somewhere in a Mental Hospital, you know I thought I figured out it was Movie like Gothika, I was wrong. AWESOME.

I hope this was the last part of Saw! I wonder why they dont make a Saw Series, I mean it would make more sense.

What bothers me most in the Horror Movies are those The car runs out of gas, the gas station becomes increasingly more violent. Scenes, but over all it is a nice Movie with a solid story and the acting was not bad either.

Movies with disturbed children in a Mental Hospital are mostly creepy and violent than we can imagine. I liked this Piece and Lance Henrikson was great in it. I think Lance Henriksen is the Keeper of the Knowledge how to pull leading roles of creepy Movies.

I saw Sayonara a long time ago after a friend recommended it to me. It is a great love story. It has some funny moments, some sad moments, some senti moments, and some very weird moments. Over all fine Movie you d want to watch again.

He was a sadist, she was a masochist.

I love this Movie. In a twisted kind of way Sade was an interesting personality. In spite of all he did, he was still able to fall inlove and a human enough to save his "beloved ones" life from his own "pervert slaves"
A tiny bit I remember from the Movie when he tells her to go away so far she can. And the Scene with the red Ribbon.
Great Perfomance by Nick Mancuso.

Richard Thomas seem to be the keeper of the knowledge acting in those very touching and adorable Christmas Movies. Beside Yes Virginia there is a Santa Clause this is one of the Beautiful Christmas Movie ever, at the other hand The Christmas Box has nothing much to do with Christmas actually.

I wonder why Richard Thomas never directed a Christmas Movie?

The Character of Amèlie reminds me of someone I know.
A beautiful Story with Beautiful and great acting.

Great Movie with some creepy scenes in the dark. It was disturbing especially because of the Camera.

I am 50-50 if I should watch this Movie.

The idea that the anti-christ would undergo satanic counterparts to baptism, crucifixion, resurrection, etc was interesting. This hasn't been explored in other films and that's why this one deserves to be seen. Alice Krige owns the knowledge of acting how make fans fear or suspect her in the movies. lol

This is the only Hitcher version I rather stuck on. It is this one!

There is one thing annoys me on Trailers I tell you. Often the Trailers content Spoilers.

Where can I get this one?

Sounds familiar though the lack of my memory.

I have never heard of this Movie. Sounds Monkey "mässig"

There is a similar Movie with Gary Busey. There are a lot of Similar Movies, just there are tiny bits difference.

There are many many many legends how Santa Clause was brought to life, here is my favorite which I was told by a friend long time ago some details I remember:
There was a old Man living in Norwegians Forests and he use to make those Wooden Toys for kids who were living in the nearest Village, so every Christmas he went in to Village and brought all those nice Wooden Toys for the Kids. This is all I know.

I love this Movie. This is Horror.

fav weird fav bit
The captive Missy is carried to a room with makeshift furniture and is assaulted by the chameleon mutant. She fends it off by biting off part of his elongated tongue. At this point the large and menacing Papa Hades enters the room, and the chameleon flees in fear. Missy is subjected to brutal physical assault and rape at the hands of Hades.

Rose Red is one of the Best mini TV Series - I could watch it time and time again.

This beautifull mini series will steal your attention and you ll forget the reality for couple of hours around you. Never saw Randy Quad playing in such role. A great appereance by Whoopi Goldberg!

I was nicknamed Scoop when I was 50 cm. lol But then the Movie was released and everyone around me began teasing me annoying enough. Maybe one day I ll watch this Movie..

Long time ago a Friend recommended this Movie to me. It was on TV so watched it. I like some western Movies. A great classic.

Hui Buh is very Original and Unique Movie inspite of other Movies Michael Herbig produced as "Das Schuh des Manituh" spoof of Wnnietou or Sissi.
Hui Buh was very Original Idea. Funny and great casting. Himself (Michael Herbig) as a dummy Ghost. Lots of LOL.

Liloh: And I realized nothing has changed. And I dont think South Africa will be ever Free from Whites and their terror against em.

This Movie was more than just a Movie. A great Friends recommendation and long review on her experience and the review on the movie made me watch this Movie twice.

Thank you Lilo

A great Thriller, can I call this Movie a Thriller? A tiny bit over dramatized but absolutely recommendable for Hitchcock fans.

Unlike the Mini Series, the Movie stayed true to the spirit of the book.

I m so glad this Movie has all the fav actors of most of my best friends every each with their fav in it and mine Sylvester Stallone. There is even a Eric Roberts and Mickey Rourke die Hard Fan within a LZXRS circle. Every one will have some tiny bit from the Movie I hope! Hopefully a Piece of Cake with unforgetable taste!
I m actually a casual Action Movie watcher but anytime if there is a Sly in it!
Above comment before watching the Movie

After watching the Movie. Well I am really not in to action Movies. But I follow Sly.

I think the Movie was enjoyable but if some one asks me what is so good about the Movie? The only answer::: During the whole Movie my eyes were fixed on Sly. So my recommendation or any further comment on this Movie doesnt really count but I have the feeling this Movie is still highly rated.

::rEaDbEtWeEntHeLiNEs::

James Cameron and me we seem to have one thing in common I guess, we both seem to love the Sea and its Creatures.
The 3D is way beyond anything I have ever experienced and if you see it in 2D you must be crazy because you're missing out on the birth of a new era in cinema. This is all much I can say.

The story that really grips you, and you cannot watch this Movie for long without starting to feel you are also there in that room, a part of the discussion, and not just watching a movie.

How true!

A tiny bit too slow and the plot messed up for me, but some steamy sex scenes and a young Don Jonhson was a candy to watch. My very first R rated Movie by the way. lol

The first time I saw "It" I just fell in love with the Movie and the actors I tell you. Unforgetable Horror. I agree it is actually not a scary, sort of Mystery and even Humor in it. Well I was not at all scared, but amused though some Scenes were a tiny bit eeww. lol

This was a Mini Series? So far if my poor memory is not lacking I watched it in one Piece meaning a Movie. There is something weird in the Movie, the actors talked in sort of accent, I dont know if anyone noticed but their english had sort of mmm accent or something.

R.I.P John Ritter
R.I.P Jonathan Brandis

Great Thriller. Solid Story, great acting, and my fav great Costumes.
Amitraj and Andrew Stevens productions are very random.
Mark Pellegrino is very under rated actor. He is a Multi Talent I tell you.

Hi, I'm Rich, and I'll be your stalker...and then he goes on to creep her out right away. How? do you go downhill from there? Well, get a shovel. lol

Great perfomance by Richard Thomas. Amazing the strength and naturality? Brooke Shields gives to her character!

This was a third class cup of tea but I could live with it as long it was only once.
lol to the Quote
Tom Beckett: If I need to wake up by Clowns I ll join the circus"

Cruel and Unusual is very great Thriller with Tom Berenger playing a Serial Killer. I have seen couple of his Movies and I was surprised by his perfomance as a Serial Killer. Unlike other of his Movies it was refreshing to see Tom Berenger in a completely different role. And the killing goes on! Watch out why?

I am not sure if it was because I was tired or because it was really so that the Movie was boring? Review later.

I wasnt expecting to enoy this Movie like I did. At first I thought it would be another Sherlock Holmes "old stuff" with a a tiny bit refreshments of 21th century, but I was very much surprised.

One of the greatest Marvel comics brought up to life. I have always my doubts with Marvel comics filmed, it is just sometimes some comics are not supposed to be filmed so I am always skeptical and it pays off sometimes and it is sometimes nice to think "oh wow I was wrong I should give Movies based upon Comics" a chance. It just takes me a tiny bit time and sometimes my friends have to push me to watch a Movie which I think it might be "yawny" The other reason why I actually watched the Movie was Joe Pantoliano. He might be not a "super mega star" but he does his job in side roles very great.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were absolute Brilliant in this Movie.

Great Movie based upon Tom Clancy Novel. Polit-Thriller are something I watch with a tiny bit scepism but this movie was very entertaining. Trouble is Polit-Thriller are often very near to the reality.

Well lol, now that I LOVE funny Movies, my best friend recommended this Movie to me and HOLY CHRIST that was a pretty nice surprise. I liked the end Scene. Elvis drives the Bad Guy Nuts. HOLY MOSES!

Yauuuuuuuuu can hardly wait for this. Hope it is creepy and mysterious enough so I can have a tiny bit fun to creep my Best Friends. lol at the other mmm Except 2 Friends, they can pay me back. lol

A day without sex is a day wasted. - Bob Crane

this is going to be interesting. One of the very FEW Horror Movies that has remakes. I will still miss Roert Englund as Freddy Krueger.

Polit-Thriller are just too catchy. Well each to their own. Some would love this Movie and some people like me would just watch and say well "Not bad" was not atleast a waste of time and we would walk ahead for a better piece!

This part was just a tasty Piece of Candy. I dont think there is another Movie which can beat this one ever!

It is funny but when I watch a Movie with Piranha`s, Crocodiles and Snakes, they are not Horror for me. Sometimes it is just nice to be reminded respect the Nature or the Nature will give you a BACK SLAP which hurts more than a human SLAP!
Ofcourse these days there is a tiny bit more of Nudity to lure and the actual plot disappears somewhere in the "Rush" still I think this Movie is worth watching. I hope...o O

By Lilo::Has anyone seen Beauty and the Beast in Black and white? Only the Rose was in Color.


I remember to have seen the Black & White version too, though it is weird seems as if that version never existed. The Scene with Red Rose was very lovely.

I dont know if it was me but I had the feeling well please dont get me wrong, but there are actors who are really great at playing the character Tom Berenger had in the Movie, but Tom Berenger`s acting in this Movie was really scaring. I mean it was like he was not acting, if it was himself.
Well


It is sickening for me to hear small Children Swear so badly in the Movies. It was Pervert how the 6 years old little girl abused the Brothers and Jews. I was speechless.

I had the feeling the Message is for all "None American and other race than whites" to be aware of, "we are everywhere."

I dont know perhaps I missinterpreted the Movie Message, what I doubt.

Very catchy topic. Sad fact is that these things are still happening and they are out of control. It is easier to look away but if they are right under our nose, we cannt deny or ignore and when some of us belong to the other side it is worster.
If anyone thinks this Movie is "Inspiring" that person is just too disturbed I AM SORRY BUT HOW CAN ANY ONE FIND A MOVIE LIKE THIS "INSPIRING AND TOUCHING"?!! unless well...
I thought I have seen everything. I was wrong.

by Williams:A combi between John Rambo and who?... yeah..Bond.
LOL Williams your comment hurts.

I think for a "Spy-Thriller" or whatever Genre this Movie falls in it was pretty enjoyable.

I dont know if there are Flixster Engineers who are missusing their position (which wont surprise me much because I had that pleasure of stories to hear) and create tension for users or some Crackers (Wanna be Hackers) who keep login in to users accounts. I guess Internet is a modern life.
No thanks not for me. I still appreciate the Beautiful & real world with real people outside. lol
No offend against people who love Internet.


Well anyway this Movie suddenly appeared under my "recent reviews" with a comment "very weird movie" that was rated 3 and yet I never heard of this Movie before till I saw it appeared on my profile from no where. lol
Not that as if it happened for the first time.
Just beginning to wonder what brings to create tension?

After watching the Movie I breaked my head off what this Movie actually was all about and where are my two hours of my life?
A Parademic who was loosing his mind? Did I miss something, I DONT THINK SO.
The only good thing in the Movie was Ving Rhames appearence, it made a tiny bit watchable with his funny quotes.

Every Site seem to have written of their own version what this Movie contents except answer.com. This is one of the movies you d want to watch when nothing better is running. It has some "violent" scenes, but nothing spectacular. Only some bored Millionärs pay large amount to HUNT HUMAN BEING. 4 young people are kidnapped for this.
On the Island they dont expect that there is more than just Humans. A "Creature" Snake alike is a part of the game now too.

I think it wasnt so bad, just too sad that roark critchlow has such a small role in the Movie. I would have liked to see him atleast in the half of the Movie.

Plot
The Most Dangerous Game formula gets a monstrous twist as the mythical Hydra turns the tables on a group of wealthy human-hunters. Kidnapped along with three ex-convicts, former Marine Tim Nolan is transported to a deserted island where the super rich pay a fortune to hunt human prey. But this island isn't exactly deserted; it's actually home to Hydra the Beast, a multi-headed dragon with a hearty appetite.

Oh no! This was really boring Movie. I like disaster Movies but this was a disaster itself.

I watched with a Friend who has arachnophobia, still she wanted to watch this Movie very badly. Okay.

It wasnt fun for me to hear her scream next to me whenever the Spiders appeared on the Screen and who has seen the Movie it was 95%, so anyone can imagine what Screams I had to suffer. lol

Long time ago someone recommended this Movie to me and I didnt actually paid attention, ironically a friend who has Arachnophobia told me to give it a try.

Spiders dont bother me at all. It began a tiny bit "suspense" or in this case "oh this is the beginning" but later I noticed it was more "humourous" and not even CLOSE TO A HORROR.

The only Horror were the Screams of the Friend during the whole Movie. Jesus Christ I had a headache at the End.

The Topic 2012 is so hotly debated, so they Air many Disaster Movies on Cabel as they can.

I wont say this is one of the best Disaster Movies but it is very interesting.

Alright I dont dare to rate this Movie at any cost. First of all I must admit I just watched the final season of 24 which was not only exciting for me because Anil had a guest Role but out of other reasons too, so I was more than a tiny bit iritated when I watched Redemption.

I guess it is nearly "delinquent" to watch 24 Redemption without have been watched the Series from the beginning Season 1. I hope they dont come after me.

Apart from that about 30 minutes later I thought to watch it as "stand-alone movie" so I wouldnt feel so dumb when MY ALL FRIENDS DIE HARD 24 FANS discuss about the Movie and Series. However it was iritating and exciting.

No Kid Alien Movie can ever bit E.T. but I must admit this looks very promising I dont see it prefering on my Top Ten Alien Comedy List which contents only 2 Movies on the first place E.T. which will stay forever there though I see with "Paul" having Fun in Theater.

looks an Alien Rock n Roll comedy ;)

An emotional movie, it works to keep its secrets. When the tears come, it has earned them.

Lots of Tissues required!


Plot:
Ben Thomas (Will Smith) is a serious, sad-faced stranger who walks into people's lives like some sort of angel. The first piece of the puzzle: Is he the Angel of Death or a guardian angel?
Ben's an IRS agent, so he has access to people's entire lives. He shows up, unannounced, and interviews folks -- interrogates them actually. He's tactless, a little rude. They're in arrears on their taxes, upside down on their mortgages, in failing health or leading lives limited by circumstances beyond their control.

Tom: I am a dream weaver pippy. Make them believe in a dream and they will buy anything.

If there is one guy who can make Audience laugh with Animals in the Movie (supporting actors ofcourse) ;) Than its Jim Carrey. I dont care what People say about this Movie. It was a pleasing surprise for the Summer. I laughed my buttocks off.
I was just grabbed to watch a Movie that I never heard before and I was very pleased came out laughing out of Theater. Gee there were some moments in the Movie I had to hold myself back my Hiysteric Laughs.

I really just dont want to spoil for those who has seen it but I ENJOYED IT that much was for sure.

Get Neutral! lol

I liked the Idea of the Movie. It is like "what if" the Magic was the Center and the Science in the corner, mankind find that Science is just something imaginary ridiculous. Well short the "other way around."
Also the sequence as Comic was very nice. Something different for a change.

A great Adventure SciFi

It was a tiny bit weird to see Christopher Judge totally in a different role, I first even didnt recognize him.

First of all I didnt know this Movie is based upon a Comic.
I just dont know how to describe this Movie. The other reviewers have already said what I think.

The End Scene with the Bus was really interesting.

Bizarre but in a sort of natural way. The Girls were totally great as well, especially Thora Birch. BUT in a twisted kind of way I enjoyed the character of Steve Buscemi
It was refreshing to see a guy having a Job, and a NONE SERIEL KILLER but an outsider sort of lives in his own world and admits to be an outsider. The Character FASCINATED ME SO BADLY.

Well lets admit in every of us there this "Spiny thingy waiting to be discovered"

The moment I saw this small guy he totally stole my attention. I really enjoyed this Movie so much

Wow Clint Eastwood took full advantage. Women and Clinteastwood in his youth. Sorrounded from teenagers to well lady`s? And he had them all.

It is actually a very interesting Drama, very unusuall for the Movie with Clint Eastwood which I have seen.

LEARN THE MEANING OF SCORNED WOMAN!