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Liquid Sky 1982,  R)
Liquid Sky
This was meant to appeal to that warhol-ish, "fuck me, im original." crowd. but if this was a book, and it looks like it might have been, then it wouldn't be very shocking at all since the characters talk like the kids in the hall in one of their bitchy, whatever sketches. your brain has to have a hole in it big enough to shove applesauce into with a wooden spoon if you have any hope of knowing what the fuck the movie means. anyway, its nice and pretty. and original and shit... once you see it you'll realize "oh, so Lady Gaga DID'NT come up with the idea for those ugly stupid costumes?"
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The Last Temptation of Christ 1988,  R)
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Land of the Dead 2005,  R)
4
L.A. Confidential 1997,  R)
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The Last House on the Left 2009,  R)
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The Living End 1992,  R)
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L.I.E. 2001,  NC-17)
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Life as a House 2001,  R)
Life as a House
Everytime aging Kevin Kline glooms over the welcoming sea and remembers when his wife loved him and holding his toddler son in the sand, laughing and crying, and then that music hits for five solid minutes, i just know, like telepathically that my grandmother is watching this same movie on t.v. and crying her eyes backward into her head, except she also hears the hateful, offensive rock soundtrack and so she silently judges it while she weeps.
9
Leaving Las Vegas 1995,  R)
Leaving Las Vegas
This will make you feel like shit and really not want to have sex.
10
The Lost World - Jurassic Park 1997,  PG-13)
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Let the Right One In 2008,  R)
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The Losers 2010,  PG-13)
The Losers
About as much fun as you will have watching a movie that will make you forget your last name.
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Leaves of Grass 2010,  R)
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Loveless in Los Angeles 2006,  R)
Loveless in Los Angeles
So this is one of those movies where you bite and choke through the first ten minutes, and you cant muster up a single thought. and its just like, "Really? this was created by.. humans?"
And Brittany Daniel.... holy hell, what happened to your days of turning in amazing performances in countless hollywood blockbusters like Joe Dirt and Club Dread? shame, shame. And Dash Mihok went from being the next Punisher to starring in straight-to-comedy central puke-fest in like, less than two years.
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Linewatch 2008,  R)
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Little Miss Sunshine 2006,  R)
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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 2004,  R)
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Little Monsters 1989,  PG)
Little Monsters
Why is there this rule that like, for a movie to be a classic, it has to be good the whole time? this movie is witty, suspenseful, creepy, and hilarious for about 3 minutes. its just that first you have to watch a bunch of kids having pussy fights with each other and getting in trouble with their dads and getting detention from the principal and getting grounded by their dads and a kid going through a Rocky montage to get ready before he catches his monster and a fat redhead kid drinking warm piss that he thinks is applejuice because he lost his sense of smell in an accident and kids dressing like characters from the original Resident Evil and then dressing in big ugly lightbulb Transformer costumes that they made in like, 4 seconds with some q-tips and butterfinger wrappers n' shit and once thats over you get to see... Frank Whaley.
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Loser 2003,  PG-13)
Loser
the love story is average i guess but i really watch it for the dumb roomates, they just make this movie. it doesnt matter how pissed i am, i always lose it when Noah says " hey you ever heard of... autism??"
20
Little Otik 2001,  Unrated)
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Lost In Translation 2003,  R)
22
Living in Oblivion 1995,  R)
Living in Oblivion
Catherine Keener is the hottest old rag in the world.
23
Lost Highway 1997,  R)
24
Lolita 1962,  Unrated)
25
Lars and the Real Girl 2007,  PG-13)
26
The Lion King 1994,  G)
The Lion King
not bad way back in those years when you were not long ago still inside of your dad's balls. you know, like, it has talking animals who talk and everything, so its got a little bit of an advantage over the rest of the Disney/ Pixar flicks.
27
Liar Liar 1997,  PG-13)
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Last Days 2005,  R)
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Less Than Zero 1987,  R)
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The Legend of 1900 (La leggenda del pianista sull'oceano) 1998,  R)
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The Last House on the Left 1972,  R)
32
Lord of War 2005,  R)
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Little Shop of Horrors 1986,  PG-13)
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Les Miserables 1998,  PG-13)
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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002,  PG-13)
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The Little Rascals 1994,  PG)
37
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001,  PG-13)
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Lost and Delirious 2001,  R)
39
A Life Less Ordinary 1997,  R)
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1999,  R)
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Legends of the Fall 1994,  R)
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Leatherheads 2008,  PG-13)
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003,  PG-13)
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Like Mike 2002,  PG)
Like Mike
i hate to admit it but this is a decent movie.
45
The Ladies Man 2000,  R)
46
Last Man Standing 1996,  R)
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Love in the Time of Money 2002,  R)
Love in the Time of Money
kind of pointless jumble of affairs. a little too "indie" for me
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Love and a .45 1994,  R)
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Lethal Weapon 1987,  R)
50
Live Free or Die Hard 2007,  PG-13)
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Lakeview Terrace 2008,  PG-13)
52
Larry Crowne 2011,  PG-13)
Larry Crowne
Tom Hanks falls in love with Julia Roberts and at first, Julia is like not so sure but by the end Julia Roberts totally falls in love with Tom Hanks and he is pleased with this because he was already in love with her.
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Lake of Fire 2006,  Unrated)

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