I Will Never Watch This!
Films I cannot bring myself to watch, because they are too awful to fathom, or personal reasons.
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Herbie: Fully Loaded 2005, G)
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Soul Plane 2004, R)
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Hostel 2006, R)
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Hostel: Part II 2007, R)
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House Party 3 1994, R)
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The Libertine 2004, R)
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Hannah Montana: The Movie 2009, G)
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Myra Breckinridge 1970, R)
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Cannibal Holocaust 1979, NC-17)
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Birdemic: Shock And Terror 2009, Unrated)
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Leprechaun 1993, R)
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The Medusa Touch 1978, PG)
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Mulan II 2004, G)
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Inchon 1981, PG)
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Hobgoblins 1987, R)
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B.A.P.S. 1997, PG-13)
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Rat Pfink a Boo Boo 1966, Unrated)
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Town & Country 2001, R)
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The Garbage Pail Kids Movie 1987, PG)
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Takers 2010, PG-13)
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Heaven's Gate 1981, R)
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Transformers: Dark of the Moon 2011, PG-13)
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Speed Racer 2008, PG)
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The Postman 1997, PG-13)
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Le Divorce 2003, PG-13)
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Alone in the Dark 2005, R)
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The Sandpiper 1965, Unrated)
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Battlefield Earth 2000, PG-13)
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Mac and Me 1988, PG)
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Mad Dog Time 1996, R)
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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation 1997, PG-13)
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Fat Spy 1966, Unrated)
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Robocop 3 1992, PG-13)
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Alpha and Omega 2010, PG)
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Alex & Emma 2011, PG-13)
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Speed 2 - Cruise Control 1997, PG-13)
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Shark Bait (The Reef) 2006, G)
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Blackwoods 2002, R)
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Saw II 2005, R)
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North 1994, PG)
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Cruel Intentions 2 2000, R)
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A Serbian Film 2011, NC-17)
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Cop and a Half 1993, PG)
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Troll 2 1990, PG)
I was not prepared, even after watching an equally long documentary on this film alone, for the epicness of this ridiculously plotted, inane, badly acted, hilarious, horrifying ride down insanity lane. Nothing about this sequel to the lackluster Troll has anything to do with trolls first of all, since the creatures who are running around are repeatedly called goblins. If you had to describe Troll 2 in a short, descriptive way, it would be: a family goes on vacation, followed by the daughter's boyfriend and his entourage, and come into contact with a town filled with goblins, a strange witch somehow connected to them and powered by the supernatural elements of a rock from Stonehenge (what?) who are vegetarians so they turn people into plants. Yeah, it somehow sounds less silly than it actually is, to be perfectly frank. Many of the actors connected to this are child actors or/and unknowns who act like they've never seen human beings before. One person has described this as a film that looks like it was made by aliens trying to show how humans act from an otherworldly perspective. That's a fair assessment, as the dialogue has no realistic qualities, especially the teenage daughter who talks like a copy of a copy of a Valley girl meets teenage wasteland. Though none of this is very amazing, it is so prolifically bad that you feel smarter for having watched it. I add the proclamation that this deserves to be watched with a large group of friends who love movies and love picking apart the ones that are a detriment to society. This, like The Room, is a film so bad it's good, and watching the irregularity of the stupid humor and stupider horror really gives me thrills. It's not bad in a way that hurts movies as a media, because the people who made it actually cared about the end product, which only endears you more to how awful it is. I watched this only a couple days ago and I already want to watch it again, and if you watch it too, it will become your addiction. |
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The Swarm 1978, PG)
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Skidoo 1968, R)
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Cinderella III: A Twist in Time 2007, G)
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The Beast of Yucca Flats 1961, Unrated)
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She's Out of Control 1989, PG)
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Tank Girl 1995, R)
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Red Planet 2000, PG-13)
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Wild Things 2 2003, R)
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The Hottie and the Nottie 2008, PG-13)
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The Crow: City of Angels 1996, R)
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Fat Slags 2004, Unrated)
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Red Riding Hood 2011, PG-13)
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Steel 1997, PG-13)
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Heart of America (Home Room) 2003, R)
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Barb Wire 1996, R)
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The Hillz 2004, R)
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Bambi II 2006, G)
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Unfaithfully Yours 1984, PG)
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Tom and Jerry - The Movie 1993, G)
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Still Waiting... 2008, R)
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Passion Play 2011, R)
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Mr. Popper's Penguins 2011, PG)
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Theodore Rex 1996, PG)
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Warriors of Virtue 1997, PG)
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Parting Shots 2004, Unrated)
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The Happening 2008, R)
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Once Upon a Forest 1993, G)
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Action Jackson 1988, R)
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The Matrix Revolutions 2003, R)
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Dreamcatcher 2003, R)
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The Wizard 1989, PG)
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Son of the Mask 2005, PG)
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Meet the Spartans 2008, PG-13)
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Village People - Can't Stop the Music 1980, PG)
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Raise the Titanic 1980, PG)
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Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 2004, PG)
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I Know Who Killed Me 2007, R)
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The Avengers 1998, PG-13)
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Turks in Space (Dunyayi kurtaran adamin oglu) 2006, Unrated)
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Ultraviolet 2006, PG-13)
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Dungeons & Dragons 2000, PG-13)
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Madea Goes to Jail 2009, PG-13)
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Freddy Got Fingered 2001, R)
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The Love Guru 2008, PG-13)
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House of the Dead 2003, R)
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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 2011, PG-13)
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Salo (Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma) 1979, NC-17)
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Southland Tales 2006, R)
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Track of the Moon Beast 1976, PG)
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The Care Bears Movie 1985, G)
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Street Fighter 1994, PG-13)
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The Sex Lives of the Potato Men 2004, Unrated)
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The Conqueror 1956, G)
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Crossover 2006, PG-13)
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