I just nostalgia'd in my pants.

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mostly 90's movies 'cause that's when i grew up. pretty sure I cut this shit off around 2001-2002 when I was like 13, so there's nothing after '02. there's some stuff from the 80's too, it's basically just what I remember watching as a kid.

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1
The Brave Little Toaster 1987,  G)
2
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 1971,  G)
3
Man of the House 1995,  PG)
Man of the House
Can't lie.
I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!
4
Heavyweights (Heavy Weights) 1995,  PG)
5
Labyrinth 1986,  PG)
6
Hocus Pocus 1993,  PG)
7
The Neverending Story 1984,  PG)
8
Masters of the Universe 1987,  PG)
Masters of the Universe
Um, best movie ever?????
9
Encino Man 1992,  PG)
10
The Karate Kid 1984,  PG)
The Karate Kid
The Karate Kid makes me fucking happy. Seriously, the best shit came out in the 80's!! The only beef I've got with this movie is that Danielle is a twig and if this was reality, Johnny would've drenched him in barbecue sauce and chowed down on his little chicken wing arms. SWEEP THE LEG, BITCH. Kreese is a fucking beast. I love him. And the crackhead - "GET HIM A BODY BAG!!!!! YEAAAAAAA" - best. line. ever.
11
The Sandlot 1993,  PG)
The Sandlot
Seriously, what kid didn't love this movie? I still watch it all the time! It'll never get old.
12
Homeward Bound - The Incredible Journey 1993,  G)
Homeward Bound - The Incredible Journey
One of my favourites as a kid. It just makes me happy.
13
Little Monsters 1989,  PG)
14
Casper 1995,  PG)
15
My Little Pony: The Movie 1986,  G)
16
Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century 1999,  Unrated)
17
The Goonies 1985,  PG)
18
Pet Sematary 1989,  R)
19
Pet Sematary Two 1992,  R)
20
The Langoliers 1995,  PG-13)
21
Bio-Dome 1996,  PG-13)
22
The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter 1990,  PG)
23
The Little Mermaid 3D 1989,  G)
24
Willow 1988,  PG)
25
Escape from New York 1981,  R)
Escape from New York
This is one classy movie! Snake is a total fucking badass. it's too bad they can't make action movies this cool anymore.
26
Misery 1990,  R)
27
Thinner 1996,  R)
28
Edward Scissorhands 1990,  PG-13)
29
Beetlejuice 1988,  PG)
30
Purple Rain 1984,  R)
31
Road House 1989,  R)
Road House
PATTY S. and Sam Elliot! Yes! Well, this has to be one of my biggest guilty pleasures! It's a real "manly" film, but with an actual story, an excellent soundtrack, and some fabulous '80s cheese! Not to mention, Jeff Healey, who fronts the band that serves as the Double Deuce's main act nearly every night!

I remember thinking Road House was one of the best films in the world when I was a kid! I also had a thing for Patrick Swayze films. No idea why, but whenever a new movie came out with him in it, I was there! Anyway, I knew I loved Road House when I was a child, but I couldn't seem to remember all of the details, so I decided to re-watch it last week. And honestly, I still think it's brilliant! I know I should be shot for saying that, but I really do love this movie! The dialog is stunning! Road House gives us some of the cheesiest lines known to man! Some notable ones include: "The Double Douche", "Come on, chicken dick", and my personal favourite, "I fuck guys like you in prison!" There is without a doubt some slight homoeroticism to Road House. Everybody is aware of it, but the fact that they try so hard to ignore it, makes this movie even more amusing!

If you don't take it too seriously, Road House can be an excellent film! It's not a "oh my God, this film just changed my life" type of movie, but it's highly entertaining!
32
Stand by Me 1986,  R)
Stand by Me
I can't even begin to describe how much I adore this film!
33
Cliffhanger 1993,  R)
34
Total Recall 1990,  R)
Total Recall
GET YO AZZ TO MAHZ!!!!!!!
35
Die Hard 1988,  R)
36
Con Air 1997,  R)
37
Welcome to the Dollhouse 1995,  R)
38
Starship Troopers 1997,  R)
Starship Troopers
loooooooove this movie!
39
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 1989,  PG)
40
Waterworld 1995,  PG-13)
Waterworld
Dennis Hopper, FUCK YEAH! He truly makes this movie EPIC. Kevin Costner, not so much. There's no believability in that man! That's the one problem I've always had with him. It always feels like he's acting. He's like, "Hi! I'm KEVIN COSTNER in WATERWORLD," not "I'm a fucking mutant fish who sails around the world and fucks bad guys up." He needs to become that mutant fish, or at least I need to believe he is, which I don't. It's just Kevin Costner in a really expensive movie. Which I totally don't mind, by the way. The man is pure cheese! I love it. He always makes me laugh. I know it's not intentional, he probably feels like a real hardass for doing shit like this, but that's what makes it so perfect. I am laughing at him, not with him. Even during those lame jokes they write in for him, I'm still laughing at him. Kevin Costner is probably my favourite actor in that respect. He's just damn entertaining! But yeah, Waterworld.......basically The Road Warrior on jet skies. It's actually pretty neat, I'm not gonna lie. The concept of the whole world being covered by water is interesting enough for a solid foundation of the film, oh, and did I mention Dennis Hopper? BADASS.
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The Wizard 1989,  PG)
The Wizard
umm why isn't the power glove in the fucking credits?!!!!!!!!! hmmmmmmmm?????
42
Beverly Hills Ninja 1997,  PG-13)
Beverly Hills Ninja
I LOVE this movie. I have no idea why. Whenever I watch it with someone else I'm always the only one laughing though. Chris Farley just makes me happy man, I can't explain it. This is like my favourite movie of his. I watched it all the time as a kid. Apparently Chris Farley was embarrassed by it. I read an interview that said he cried when he watched the screening of it because he made a total ass of himself, which probably just fueled his depression until he OD'd. So yeah, I kinda feel bad laughing when I watch it now, but I can't fucking help myself. The man is hilarious. 'Nuff said.
43
Mortal Kombat 1995,  PG-13)
44
Toy Story 1995,  G)
45
Sidekicks 1993,  PG)
Sidekicks
I fucking loved this movie when I was kid!
46
Last Action Hero 1993,  PG-13)
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My Girl 1991,  PG-13)
My Girl
I cry every damn time! I believe this is the film I weep in the most.
48
My Girl 2 1994,  PG)
49
Wayne's World 1992,  PG-13)
Wayne's World
Back in the day... when Mike Myers was still funny, and Dana Carvey was Garth Algar! Wayne's World was my absolute favourite film when I was a kid! Garth is the only Dana Carvey character I have ever liked. His dance to Hendrix's "Foxy Lady" always puts the biggest smile on my face! And the "Bohemian Rhapsody" rock out in Wayne's car is what instilled the love of Freddie Mercury into my heart forever!

Essentially, Wayne's World is the embodiment of the early 90's! It's full of excellent tuneage, (plus a phenomenal Alice Cooper performance!), and some brilliant dialogue! I know I'll be quoting this film for the rest of my life!

"She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class."

I really need to get this on DVD! I have definitely worn out the video tape I've owned since the age of six.
50
The Dark Crystal 1982,  PG)
51
Congo 1995,  PG-13)
52
Stephen King's It 1990,  Unrated)
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The Wizard of Oz 1939,  G)
54
The Super Mario Bros. 1993,  PG)
55
Clue 1985,  PG)
56
TRON 1982,  PG)
57
Creepshow 1982,  R)
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Children of the Corn 1984,  R)
59
Maximum Overdrive 1986,  R)
60
The Cure 1995,  PG-13)
61
Lassie 1994,  PG)
62
Brainscan 1994,  R)
63
Terminator 2: Judgment Day 1991,  R)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
T2 is still the classiest action movie ever made, even after twenty years! it's also one of those rare times when the sequel is even better than the first movie. I mean, the first Terminator is a great movie, but Judgment Day is fucking EPIC. they certainly don't make 'em like this anymore!
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Tom and Huck 1996,  PG)
65
Wild America 1997,  PG)
66
Born to Be Wild 1995,  PG)
67
Conan the Barbarian 1982,  R)
Conan the Barbarian
PERFECTION.
68
Conan the Destroyer 1984,  PG)
69
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie 1990,  PG)
70
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - The Movie 1995,  PG)
71
The Flintstones 1994,  PG)
72
Godzilla 1998,  PG-13)
73
Independence Day 1996,  PG-13)
74
Matilda 1996,  PG)
75
Good Burger 1997,  PG)
76
The Addams Family 1991,  PG-13)
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Addams Family Values 1993,  PG-13)
78
James and the Giant Peach 1996,  PG)
79
The Lion King 1994,  G)
80
Dragonheart 1986,  PG-13)
81
The Rock 1996,  R)
82
Jungle 2 Jungle 1997,  PG)
83
Small Soldiers 1998,  PG-13)
84
Space Jam 1996,  PG)
85
The Good Son 1993,  R)
86
Village of the Damned 1995,  R)
87
Home Alone 1990,  PG)
88
Son in Law 1993,  PG-13)
89
In the Army Now 1994,  PG)
90
A Goofy Movie 1995,  G)
91
DuckTales: The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp 1990,  G)
92
The Rugrats Movie 1998,  G)
93
Star Trek Generations 1994,  PG)
94
Star Trek - First Contact 1996,  PG-13)
95
My Giant 1998,  PG)
96
Angels in the Outfield 1994,  PG)
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Rookie of the Year 1993,  PG)
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Free Willy 1993,  PG)
Free Willy
I'm a mess when a film involves releasing an animal back into the wild. It always makes for such a bitter-sweet ending. This was one of my favourite movies as a kid. I still love it! Total classic.
99
Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home 1995,  PG)
100
Jurassic Park: An IMAX 3D Experience 1993,  PG-13)
101
Interview with the Vampire 1994,  R)
102
Prehysteria! 1993,  PG)
103
Dumb and Dumber 1997,  PG-13)
104
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 1994,  PG-13)
105
Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls 1995,  PG-13)
106
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story 1993,  G)
107
The Jetsons 1990,  G)
108
The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones 1988,  Unrated)
109
FernGully - The Last Rainforest 1992,  G)
110
The Land Before Time 1988,  G)
The Land Before Time
it freaks me out how depressed this movie makes me.
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The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure 1994,  G)
112
Alice in Wonderland 1951,  G)
113
Beauty and the Beast 1991,  G)
114
Kingpin 1996,  PG-13)
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Ladybugs 1992,  PG-13)
116
Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981,  PG)
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Powder 1995,  PG-13)
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Sphere 1998,  PG-13)
119
Alien 1979,  R)
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Aliens 1986,  R)
121
First Blood (Rambo: First Blood) 1982,  R)
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Rambo: First Blood Part II 1985,  R)
123
Demolition Man 1993,  R)
124
The Running Man 1987,  R)
The Running Man
Utterly brilliant. Arnie and sci-fi is an orgasmic combination! There's really nothing more entertaining in the entire fucking galaxy. I love how it's the future, but still COMPLETELY 80's! Fucking beautiful. And Arnie's catchphrases and one-liners are UNREAL! It really doesn't get any better than this. Definitely one of my favourite Arnie movies! Everyone should watch this one at least once, if only to see Arnie in a stunning hawaiian shirt. And of course he has to comment on it! Homegirl tells him she's gonna puke all over him when they get on the plane, and Arnie's just like, "GO AHEAD. IT WON'T SHOW ON THIS SHIRT, BITCH!" Quality cheese, man. Arnie at his finest, LIKE ALWAYS!!!! Love him.
125
Highlander 1986,  R)
Highlander
I made my buddy watch this once and bitch was like, "ZOMG I love Braveheart!"
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Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome 1985,  PG-13)
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Leprechaun 1993,  R)
128
The Crow 1994,  R)
129
The Silence of the Lambs 1991,  R)
130
Close Encounters of the Third Kind 1977,  PG)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
This was one of my favourites when I was little. My interest in extraterrestrials stemmed from this film.
131
The X-Files - Fight the Future 1998,  PG-13)
132
Lost in Space 1998,  PG-13)
133
The Hitcher 1986,  R)
134
Wes Craven Presents Wishmaster 1997,  R)
135
Leprechaun 4 - In Space 1996,  R)
136
Anaconda 1997,  PG-13)
137
Deep Blue Sea 1999,  R)
138
Lake Placid 1999,  R)
139
A Night at the Roxbury 1998,  PG-13)
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Flight of the Navigator 1986,  PG)
Flight of the Navigator
I so need to rent this again! It's been years since I've seen it. Far too long.
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3 Ninjas 1992,  PG)
142
3 Ninjas Kick Back 1994,  PG)
143
Coneheads 1993,  PG)
144
The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993,  PG)
145
First Knight 1995,  PG-13)
146
Strike! (All I Wanna Do) 1998,  PG-13)
147
Spice World 1997,  PG)
148
The Santa Clause 1994,  PG)
149
Jack Frost 1998,  PG)
150
The Mighty Ducks 1992,  PG)
151
Corrina, Corrina 1994,  PG)
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The Secret of NIMH 1982,  G)
153
Richie Rich 1994,  PG)
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Junior 1994,  PG-13)
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Kindergarten Cop 1990,  PG-13)
Kindergarten Cop
"you should be the one reading stories about bears who go shopping!!" -dies-
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Jingle All the Way 1996,  PG)
Jingle All the Way
HE GAWT TWO!!!! HE GAWT TWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
157
Mrs. Doubtfire 1993,  PG-13)
158
Halloweentown 1998,  Unrated)
159
An American Werewolf in Paris 1997,  R)
160
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 1997,  R)
161
Cool Runnings 1993,  PG)
162
Monkey Trouble 1994,  PG)
163
Alaska 1996,  PG)
164
The Amazing Panda Adventure 1995,  PG)
165
Far From Home - The Adventures Of Yellow Dog 1995,  PG)
166
Shiloh 1996,  PG)
167
Flipper 1996,  PG)
168
It Takes Two 1995,  PG)
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Problem Child 1990,  PG)
170
The Indian in the Cupboard 1995,  PG)
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The Pagemaster 1994,  G)
172
Explorers 1985,  PG)
173
The Mask 1994,  PG-13)
174
Beethoven 1992,  PG)
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Babe 1995,  G)
176
Dennis the Menace 1993,  PG)
177
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial 1982,  PG)
178
Poltergeist 1982,  PG)
179
The Witches of Eastwick 1987,  R)
180
Ever After: A Cinderella Story 1998,  PG-13)
181
Pocahontas 1996,  G)
182
Twister 1996,  PG-13)
183
Jumanji 1995,  PG)
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Newsies 1992,  PG)
185
Sister Act 1992,  PG)
186
Men in Black 1997,  PG-13)
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Bicentennial Man 1999,  PG)
188
Flubber 1997,  PG)
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The Edge 1997,  R)
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Wild Wild West 1999,  PG-13)
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Spawn 1997,  PG-13)
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The Craft 1996,  R)
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The Pest 1997,  PG-13)
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The Phantom 1996,  PG)
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Gold Diggers: The Secret of Bear Mountain 1995,  PG)
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Rollerball 2002,  PG-13)
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Alive 1993,  R)
198
Vertical Limit 2000,  PG-13)
Vertical Limit
holyfuckingshit it's Krycek! I guess homie took a break from the X-files to make this masterpiece. bwahahaha it's so 90's, I love it! I'm nostalgiaing so hard right now. I specifically remember going to see this movie for my 12th birthday. pretty sure it was IMAX too. lmfao ohhhh IMAX.......
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High School High 1996,  PG-13)
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Save the Last Dance 2001,  PG-13)
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Beavis and Butt-Head Do America 1996,  PG-13)
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Cruel Intentions 1999,  R)
203
The NeverEnding Story III - Escape From Fantasia 1994,  G)
204
Ernest Scared Stupid 1991,  PG)
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Ernest Goes to Jail 1990,  PG)
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Ernest Saves Christmas 1988,  PG)
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Ernest in the Army 1998,  PG)
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Ernest Goes to Africa 1997,  PG)
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Ernest Goes to School 1994,  PG)
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Ernest Goes to Camp 1987,  PG)
Ernest Goes to Camp
Who didn't love Ernest?!
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The Beverly Hillbillies 1993,  PG)
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The Brady Bunch Movie 1995,  PG-13)
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The Waterboy 1998,  PG-13)
214
Muppets From Space 1999,  G)
215
Stepmom 1998,  PG-13)
216
Life as a House 2001,  R)
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The Island of Dr. Moreau 1996,  PG-13)
The Island of Dr. Moreau
YUSSSSSS!! I was all over this shit as a kid. probably how my fondness for cheesy cinema originated. so alls I got is mad love for everyone involved in the making of this crapfest. I appreciate you guys. and by the looks of it, I'm the only one here that does. keep on keepin' on Val. I watch all your shitty b movies. :}
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The Horse Whisperer 1998,  PG-13)
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Practical Magic 1998,  PG-13)
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The Net 1995,  PG)
221
I Know What You Did Last Summer 1997,  R)
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I Still Know What You Did Last Summer 1998,  R)
223
Scream 1996,  R)
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Scream 2 1997,  R)
225
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit 1993,  PG)
226
Eight Legged Freaks 2002,  PG-13)
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Evolution 2001,  PG-13)
228
Scooby-Doo 2002,  PG)
229
She's All That 1999,  PG-13)
230
Can't Hardly Wait 1998,  PG-13)
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Never Been Kissed 1999,  PG-13)
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Anastasia 1997,  G)
233
The Jungle Book 1967,  G)
234
The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1996,  G)
235
George of the Jungle 1997,  PG)
236
Get Over It 2001,  PG-13)
237
10 Things I Hate About You 1999,  PG-13)
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Idle Hands 1999,  R)
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Final Destination 2000,  R)
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The Baby-Sitters Club 1995,  PG)
241
Gremlins 1984,  PG)
242
Gremlins 2: The New Batch 1990,  PG-13)
243
Homeward Bound II - Lost in San Francisco 1996,  G)
244
I'll Be Home for Christmas 1998,  PG)
245
The Princess Diaries 2001,  G)
246
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997,  PG-13)
247
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 1999,  PG-13)
248
Dracula 2000 2000,  R)
Dracula 2000
ahahaha Gerard Butler! totally forgot he was Dracula. it's nice to know I still enjoy the fuck outta this movie! I remember my dad sneaking me into the theatre to see it when I was like 11 and thinking I was a badass 'cause all my little friends were watching shit like Mighty Joe Young and Beethoven movies. hell, I have no idea why peeps are so hard on this film, at least dem bitches don't sparkle.
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Queen of the Damned 2002,  R)
250
The Faculty 1998,  R)
251
The Matrix 1999,  R)
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Wing Commander 1999,  PG-13)
253
Batman Forever 1995,  PG-13)
254
Batman & Robin 1997,  PG-13)
Batman & Robin
who in the fuck thought George Clooney would make a good batman???? I haaaaate george clooney!!!!!!!!!
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Mighty Joe Young 1998,  PG)
256
Escape from L.A. 1996,  R)
257
Armageddon 1998,  PG-13)
Armageddon
AN ASTEROID THE SIZE OF TEXAS? OH SHIT! I barely remember this movie, but it looks fucking hilarious!
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Volcano 1997,  PG-13)
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Deep Impact 1998,  PG-13)
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Dante's Peak 1997,  PG-13)
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Superstar 1999,  PG-13)
262
Blast from the Past 1999,  PG-13)
263
Vegas Vacation 1997,  PG)
264
Star Trek - Nemesis 2002,  PG-13)
265
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas 2000,  PG)
266
Jack 1996,  PG-13)
267
Urban Legend 1998,  R)
268
The 13th Warrior 1999,  R)
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Sleepy Hollow 1999,  R)
270
Camp Nowhere 1994,  PG)
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Snow Day 2000,  PG)
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Dagon 2001,  R)
273
Lord of Illusions 1995,  R)
274
Bats 1999,  R)
275
Sleepers 1996,  R)
276
Hollow Man 2000,  R)
277
A Bug's Life 1998,  G)
278
Antz 1998,  PG)
279
Monsters, Inc. 3D 2012,  G)
280
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 1964,  Unrated)
281
How the Grinch Stole Christmas 2000,  PG)
282
X-Men 2000,  PG-13)
283
Lara Croft - Tomb Raider 2001,  PG-13)
Lara Croft - Tomb Raider
one of my biggest guilty pleasures, even though it requires massive amounts of popcorn to watch it. at least this was back when Angelina Jolie was actually hot and not Skeletor's sister.
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Mulan 1998,  G)
285
Tarzan 1999,  G)
286
Almost Heroes 1998,  PG-13)
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Bedazzled 2000,  PG-13)
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The Lawnmower Man 1992,  R)
289
Alien Resurrection 1997,  R)
290
Mystery Men 1999,  PG-13)
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Rat Race 2001,  PG-13)
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Galaxy Quest 1999,  PG)
293
Spy Kids 2001,  PG)
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Dr. Dolittle 1998,  PG-13)
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The Nutty Professor 1996,  PG-13)
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Contact 1997,  PG)
297
Reign of Fire 2002,  PG-13)
298
The Time Machine 2002,  PG-13)
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Timeline 2003,  PG-13)
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The Little Rascals 1994,  PG)
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Grumpy Old Men 1993,  PG-13)
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Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves 1996,  PG)
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Harriet the Spy 1996,  PG)
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The Fast and the Furious 2001,  PG-13)
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Joy Ride 2001,  R)
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Jeepers Creepers 2001,  R)
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Swimfan 2002,  PG-13)
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The Glass House 2001,  PG-13)
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Pleasantville 1998,  PG-13)
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The Mask of Zorro 1998,  PG-13)
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The Three Musketeers 1993,  PG)
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The Man in the Iron Mask 1998,  PG-13)
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The Count of Monte Cristo 2002,  PG-13)
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Panic Room 2002,  R)
315
Josie and the Pussycats 2001,  PG-13)
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Fantasia 2000 1999,  G)
317
Shaft 2000,  R)
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Space Cowboys 2000,  PG-13)
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Mission To Mars 2000,  PG)
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Red Planet 2000,  PG-13)
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Snake Eyes 1998,  R)
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The Haunting 1999,  PG-13)
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Thirteen Ghosts (13 Ghosts) 2001,  R)
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Blade 1998,  R)
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XXX 2002,  PG-13)
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The Mummy 1999,  PG-13)
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The Scorpion King 2002,  PG-13)
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The Prince of Egypt 1998,  PG)
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Aladdin 1992,  G)
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The Return of Jafar (Aladdin 2) 1994,  G)
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Aladdin and the King of Thieves 1999,  G)
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The Emperor's New Groove 2000,  G)

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  1. MidnightMadwoman
    MidnightMadwoman posted 12 months ago

    I like it! You and I must be the exact same age.