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Horrible movies

  1. Parannoyed
  2. Janice

These movies are a pain to watch and must be avoided at all costs!

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  Parannoyed's Rating My Rating
Blood and Chocolate 2007,  PG-13)
Blood and Chocolate
I really thought i was going to spend an amazing night with my friend watching this flick but as it turned out we spent most of our time laughing at how lame the movie was. It worth watching only because HUGH DANCY is in it, otherwise i was rather deceived. :( The love story sucks, the scary scenes are NOT scary and the actors are bad.
The Gathering 2006,  R)
The Gathering
gosh this was boring
Ocean's Twelve 2004,  PG-13)
Tristan & Isolde 2006,  PG-13)
Music and Lyrics 2007,  PG-13)
Music and Lyrics
Absolutely horrible!
50 First Dates 2004,  PG-13)
50 First Dates
As awful as watching 24 hours straight of Family Feud.
The Return 2006,  PG-13)
The Return
This is a joke.
Save your life, don't see this!
Premonition 2007,  PG-13)
Van Helsing 2004,  PG-13)
Perfect Stranger 2007,  R)
Perfect Stranger
Starts off pretty well... ends horrendously (well from my perspective). It feels like there are two stories actually going on although it's NOT the case. I wasn't expecting a major blockbuster but still. Perfect Stranger had the basics of a great thriller... too bad. Ends up being a quite mediocre movie. Watch for entertainment purposes only and/or Giovanni Ribisi and/or Halle Berry.
Deck the Halls 2006,  PG)
Deck the Halls
The jokes are so pathetic they made me wanna cry, the whole story in general is SO STUPID, and the acting is awful (trying to act like the perfect American family ultimately ends up being a fiasco). It seems the director couldn't focus on a solid and decent plot for a cute little christmas movie.
This is over-the-top nonsense!

Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish.
Bratz: The Movie 2007,  PG)
Bratz: The Movie
First and foremost, let me tell you that I have never seen a movie with so much superficiality and shallowness. It's nauseating!

So I kinda grabbed this film yesterday and told myself "Oh Janice, won't be that bad right?"
OMG. Seriously, OMG.
This movie is filled with a bunch of BB's: Brainless Bimbos.

Usually we are not encouraged to judge a book by its cover and blah blah blah. But not in this case.
I mean come on, the first 5 minutes were filled with the most daft girls you have ever met. And apparently they're not as poser-ish as the "mean girl"? What the heck?! They're all posers!!

On the other side, this can be considered as cute for young girls and maybe even tweens (so basically it doesn't take much to entertain them). Yes, it's stylish and chic, but whoever said we could make awesome movies out of plastic dolls?

Thanks but no thanks! I'll get my very own Bratz doll instead. At least once I talk to it, I won't have to listen to it blab about fashion and guys. As if life were solely based on that!
The Piano Teacher (La Pianiste) 2001,  R)
The Piano Teacher (La Pianiste)
Is it just me or was this horrible?
The concept is great, but poorly done.

At first I was intrigued by the storyline which said that she found "solace in sex shops and experimenting with masochism" and that somehow she "drifts closer to the brink of emotional disorder". I was like "This is my film!!". What an original idea, right?

Turned out to be painful to watch, so painful that it felt like I was experimenting masochism myself (Thanks but no thanks).
Maybe it was the poor quality of the film. Or maybe it was the lack of "thrill" or just surprises and twists. Briefly, this didn't meet my standards.

If, like me (before seeing this), you think this will be a masterpiece, then I suggest you rent it and see for yourself.
Otherwise, go experience masochism on your own - it'll be much more pleasurable than this annoying film!
The Invisible 2007,  PG-13)
The Invisible
Okay so there's this guy, right? And he's kinda invisible to others. And then there's this girl, okay? And she kinda does a big error and regrets it, you following me? And the rest is predictable and idiotic. We didn't need this film!

I won't write any review for this movie. I was STRONGLY deceived. Total waste of my precious time flying away.
Epic Movie 2007,  R)
Epic Movie
worst possible movie ever... the movie sucked, the humour was incredibly dumb and the actors were just awful... nice try but no!!!!
Date Movie 2006,  PG-13)
The Master of Disguise 2002,  PG)
Step Up 2006,  PG-13)
Step Up
Boo!! Don't step up, step down and away from this film!

Primo: Channing Tatum is ug-lay!
Deuzio: Channing Tatum is ug-lay!
Tertio: There is no tertio, but the point here is that I really don't like dance films... Oh and Channing Tatum is ugly - did i mention that before? I don't think I did!

The only nice thing in this movie is the dancing. And even then the music annoyed me so much! Does anyone listen to THAT all day long???

AVOID. This is so cheesy and terribly cliché!
Raise Your Voice 2004,  PG)
Raise Your Voice
Hilary Duff shows once again that she is the archetype of dull movies incorporating uninteresting teenagers with uninteresting lives. Ok so you sing: great. You sing for a cause: even better. But you sing and your name's Hilary duff? : NO!!!!!! Note: if you like these types of movies + Hilary duff, ignore my ranting and rent this. Lol.
You Got Served 2004,  PG-13)
You Got Served
Haha technically YOU got served since I won't be watching this!

And who the hell actually wants to get called Lil' Fizz? Or Raz B? Or even J-Boog? If that's manly then my chest is manly!

Thanks but no thanks. I'll keep trashing along to my rock music.
The Perfect Man 2005,  PG)
The Perfect Man
Horrible, horrible, horrible!
Everyone knows the perfect man doesn't exist!

The perfect woman does ;D
Material Girls 2006,  PG)
Material Girls
Hahaha!! Material girls is the title... materialistic is the movie.

Fans of HSM will delight in this Duff sisters festival. Woot for them.
Kate & Leopold 2001,  PG-13)
Kate & Leopold
Ugh! Does it get any more idiotic? Where the hell is the romance in this film? And what kind of ending was that?

This is awfully boring it'll have you sleeping through it.
Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber 2005,  R)
Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber
My Super Ex-Girlfriend 2006,  PG-13)
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
What the heck?! Am I the only one who thought this was ridiculous and so awfully boring? Okay yeah, this is recreational, but nothing more. I recommend this to fans of comedies, otherwise if you're like me, you should most definitely stay away from this!

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  1. Maic0
    Maic0 posted 6 years ago

    I'd agree with most of the films on this list although there are much worse films out there.

  2. Parannoyed
    Parannoyed posted 6 years ago

    Hahahaha, hell yeah!
    But this is just the prelude to a wider selection of horrible titles!!! :D