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Pan's Labyrinth 2006,  R)
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Labyrinth 1986,  PG)
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Ponyo 2008,  G)
4
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003,  PG-13)
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Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time 2010,  PG-13)
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The Spiderwick Chronicles 2008,  PG)
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Tuck Everlasting 2002,  PG)
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001,  PG-13)
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The Princess Bride 1987,  PG)
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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002,  PG-13)
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Twilight 2008,  PG-13)
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The Neverending Story 1984,  PG)
13
Stardust 2007,  PG-13)
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The Mists of Avalon 2001,  Unrated)
15
The Brothers Grimm 2005,  PG-13)
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The Gamers: Dorkness Rising 2008,  Unrated)
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The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 2008,  PG)
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Warning:
Violence
18
Blood and Chocolate 2007,  PG-13)
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Van Helsing 2004,  PG-13)
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Lady in the Water 2006,  PG-13)
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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe 2005,  PG)
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Avalon 2001,  R)
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Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll ,  Unrated)
Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll
Film production has been discontinued.
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Strings 2004,  PG)
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Willow 1988,  PG)
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Ondine 2009,  PG-13)
Ondine
The ending felt pretty rushed and convoluted, but this is just so pretty. I fell in love with all the characters; I could listen to that accent all day, and what was being said would even matter. And of course, I totally love seelies and kelpies and their mythologies. I wish they were more common as characters in contemporary film.
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The Sorcerer's Apprentice 2010,  PG)
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Warning:
Misogyny

Ugh. Cage is a secondary character, to some tween. They clearly has a decent graphics budget, but the acting is uniformly terrible, the plot is convoluted and whiney... Baruchel is just bad.
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Cronos 1993,  R)
Cronos
Wow. I wouldn't have ever recognized this as del Toro's work. He's grown so much. Not that this is bad, it's just, he's still making normal film at this point, and following what he's been taught, and hasn't re-educated film about how to be film yet. He was still disruptively good when he was playing at their game, too. It's just so not him.
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Sucker Punch 2011,  PG-13)
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Thor 2011,  PG-13)
Thor
Meh, too slack. Botox faces.
31
Conan the Barbarian 2011,  R)
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 2011,  PG-13)
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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader 2010,  PG)
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Into the Woods 1990,  Unrated)
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Red Riding Hood 2011,  PG-13)
Red Riding Hood
Warning:
Molestation
Sex-negative
Quite a bit of stabbing with daggars
Medieval surgery

It's like someone crossed Twilight and The Village. We've already seen this film done, like 12 times in the past 3 years.
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Penelope 2006,  PG)
Penelope
Warning:
Body shaming
37
Eragon 2006,  PG)
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Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium 2007,  G)
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Inkheart 2008,  PG)
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Tuck Everlasting 1981,  Unrated)
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Krabat 2008,  PG)
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Ladyhawke 1985,  PG-13)
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Jabberwocky 1977,  PG)
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Fire and Ice 1983,  PG)
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Practical Magic 1998,  PG-13)
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Dragonheart - A New Beginning 2000,  PG)
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The Wolfman 2010,  R)
The Wolfman
ugh wtf is this even. everything is bad.

do not watch, you'll be wasting your time. or watch it, but trust me, it doesn't get any better so, you decide.
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Hugo 2011,  PG)
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The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993,  PG)
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The Good Witch 2008,  Unrated)
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The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep 2007,  PG)
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The Black Cauldron 1985,  PG)

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