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1
Alice in Wonderland 1951,  G)
2
Swiss Family Robinson 1960,  G)
Swiss Family Robinson
I remember loving this movie as a kid, but when I rewatched it in my 20s (and i still love children's and old films, I was disappointed to be a little bored, and mildly annoyed at the chipper sexism.
3
The Fox and the Hound 1981,  G)
4
The Lion King 1994,  G)
5
Toy Story 1995,  G)
6
Finding Nemo 2003,  G)
7
Tarzan 1999,  G)
8
Beauty and the Beast 1991,  G)
Beauty and the Beast
Beautiful music. The kind of stuff you sing to yourself while studying 20 years later.
9
Aladdin 1992,  G)
10
Old Yeller 1957,  G)
11
The Sword in the Stone 1963,  G)
12
A Goofy Movie 1995,  G)
13
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 1937,  G)
14
WALL-E 2008,  G)
15
Mulan 1998,  G)
Mulan
Warning:
Binarism
16
Meet the Robinsons 2007,  G)
17
Monsters, Inc. 2001,  G)
18
Bambi 1942,  G)
19
The Little Mermaid 1989,  G)
20
The Emperor's New Groove 2000,  G)
21
Toy Story 3 2010,  G)
22
The Incredibles 2004,  PG)
23
Pinocchio 1940,  G)
24
The Lion King 2 - Simba's Pride 1998,  G)
25
Cinderella 1950,  G)
26
Lady and the Tramp 1955,  G)
27
101 Dalmatians 1961,  G)
28
The Rescuers 1977,  G)
29
An American Tail - Fievel Goes West 1991,  G)
30
Peter Pan 1953,  G)
31
The Great Mouse Detective 1986,  G)
32
Oliver & Company 1988,  G)
33
James and the Giant Peach 1996,  PG)
34
The Rescuers Down Under 1990,  G)
35
Fantasia 1940,  G)
36
Treasure Planet 2002,  PG)
37
Atlantis - The Lost Empire 2001,  PG)
38
Toy Story 2 1999,  G)
39
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad 1949,  G)
40
DuckTales: The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp 1990,  G)
41
The Return of Jafar (Aladdin 2) 1994,  G)
42
An Extremely Goofy Movie 2000,  G)
43
Dumbo 1941,  G)
44
Mary Poppins 1964,  G)
45
Pocahontas 1996,  G)
Pocahontas
Warning:
Lies paving over genocide marketed as history. Don't show this to children.
Racism
Infantilization of Natives
Unrealistic Portrayal of Body Types

The dimensions of Pocahontas' head freak me out. Her mother was probably a Paranthropus boisei or something.

Criminal historical inaccuracy. It's not "just a kids movie". Kids who are told that the genocide of natives was/is? a two-way street, and resulted from *misunderstandings* are actually just being taught how to be racist. And they make light of the racism involved by having her fall in love with John Smith, who has "dealt with hundreds of indians before", and "these ones are different. these are the good indians". These portrayals actually effect people you know.

DEAR NATIVE COMMUNITY.
I'm sorry. These people are far more interested in looking like good people than in being good people. I'm sorry for this shit.
46
Bedknobs and Broomsticks 1971,  G)
47
A Bug's Life 1998,  G)
48
The Aristocats 1970,  G)
49
Aladdin and the King of Thieves 1999,  G)
50
Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1988,  PG)
51
Dinosaur 2000,  PG)
52
Brother Bear 2003,  G)
53
Pete's Dragon 1977,  G)
54
Ratatouille 2007,  G)
55
The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1996,  G)
56
Lilo & Stitch 2003,  G)
57
Chicken Little 2005,  G)
58
Hercules 1997,  G)
59
Sleeping Beauty 1959,  G)
60
Fantasia 2000 1999,  G)
61
The Love Bug 1968,  G)
62
Saludos Amigos 1942,  G)
63
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea 1954,  G)
64
Darby O'Gill and the Little People 1959,  G)
65
Herbie Rides Again 1974,  G)
66
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 1977,  G)
67
The Black Cauldron 1985,  PG)
68
Mickey's Once Upon A Christmas 1999,  G)
69
The Tigger Movie 2000,  G)
70
Kronk's New Groove 2005,  G)
71
Enchanted 2007,  PG)
Enchanted
Snore. Not even for kids.
72
The Little Mermaid II - Return to the Sea 2000,  G)

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