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Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls 1995,  PG-13)
Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls
rofl
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The Halloween Tree 1993,  Unrated)
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Black Beauty 1994,  G)
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Anne of Green Gables 1985,  G)
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 1994,  PG-13)
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The Pagemaster 1994,  G)
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Robin Hood 1973,  G)
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The Land Before Time 1988,  G)
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The Secret Garden 1993,  PG)
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The Fox and the Hound 1981,  G)
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Gnomeo and Juliet 2011,  G)
Gnomeo and Juliet
REALLY cute. Great for kids.
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The Brave Little Toaster 1987,  G)
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The Secret of Roan Inish 1994,  PG)
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Toy Story 1995,  G)
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The Lion King 1994,  G)
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Ice Age 2002,  PG)
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Muppet Treasure Island 1996,  G)
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Beauty and the Beast 1991,  G)
Beauty and the Beast
Beautiful music. The kind of stuff you sing to yourself while studying 20 years later.
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Rudyard Kipling's The Jungle Book 1994,  PG)
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How to Train Your Dragon 2010,  PG)
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Mickey's Christmas Carol 1983,  G)
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Tarzan 1999,  G)
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Aladdin 1992,  G)
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The Sword in the Stone 1963,  G)
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Far From Home - The Adventures Of Yellow Dog 1995,  PG)
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Rikki-Tikki-Tavi 1975,  Unrated)
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Elmer Fudd's Comedy Capers 1990,  Unrated)
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Cartoon Classics - Elmer Fudd 1992,  Unrated)
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The Muppet Christmas Carol 1992,  G)
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2010,  PG)
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The Little Rascals 1994,  PG)
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure 1985,  PG)
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The Super Mario Bros. 1993,  PG)
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FernGully - The Last Rainforest 1992,  G)
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Once Upon a Forest 1993,  G)
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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 1937,  G)
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Bambi 1942,  G)
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Camp Nowhere 1994,  PG)
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The Emperor's New Groove 2000,  G)
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Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit 1993,  PG)
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The Little Mermaid 1989,  G)
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Monsters, Inc. 2001,  G)
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Mrs. Doubtfire 1993,  PG-13)
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Gremlins 2: The New Batch 1990,  PG-13)
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Pinocchio 1940,  G)
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The Lion King 2 - Simba's Pride 1998,  G)
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The Lion King 1 1/2 2004,  G)
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Sister Act 1992,  PG)
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The Sandlot 1993,  PG)
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Madeline 1998,  PG)
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The Parent Trap 1998,  PG)
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Where the Red Fern Grows 1974,  G)
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The Neverending Story 1984,  PG)
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The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn 1960,  G)
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The Princess Bride 1987,  PG)
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The Addams Family 1991,  PG-13)
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Night at the Museum 2006,  PG)
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It Takes Two 1995,  PG)
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Toy Story 3 2010,  G)
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The Dark Crystal 1982,  PG)
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Cool Runnings 1993,  PG)
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Beethoven 1992,  PG)
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Whale Rider 2002,  PG-13)
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Finding Nemo 2003,  G)
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The Last Unicorn 1982,  G)
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Blank Check 1994,  PG)
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Ernest in the Army 1998,  PG)
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Meet the Robinsons 2007,  G)
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Despicable Me 2010,  PG)
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Cinderella 1950,  G)
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Atlantis - The Lost Empire 2001,  PG)
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Lady and the Tramp 1955,  G)
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A Kid in King Arthur's Court 1995,  PG)
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Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 2006,  PG)
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The Land Before Time III - The Time of Great Giving 1995,  G)
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The Rescuers Down Under 1990,  G)
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A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court 1989,  Unrated)
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101 Dalmatians 1961,  G)
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The Adventures of Milo and Otis (Koneko Monogatari) (A Kitten's Story) 1986,  G)
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Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 1989,  PG)
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The Great Mouse Detective 1986,  G)
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A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving 1973,  Unrated)
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WALL-E 2008,  G)
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The Rescuers 1977,  G)
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Happy Feet 2006,  PG)
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Arthur and the Invisibles (Arthur and the Minimoys) 2006,  PG)
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The Second Jungle Book: Mowgli & Baloo 1997,  PG)
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Toy Story 2 1999,  G)
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James and the Giant Peach 1996,  PG)
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Honey, I Blew Up the Kid 1992,  PG)
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Homeward Bound - The Incredible Journey 1993,  G)
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Ernest Goes to Jail 1990,  PG)
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The Karate Kid 2010,  PG)
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Treasure Planet 2002,  PG)
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Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen 2004,  PG)
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Ernest Goes to School 1994,  PG)
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The Mask 1994,  PG-13)
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Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves 1996,  PG)
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The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter 1990,  PG)
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Rush Hour 2 2001,  PG-13)
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Fantasia 1940,  G)
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The Hobbit 1978,  Unrated)
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An American Tail - Fievel Goes West 1991,  G)
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Ernest Goes to Camp 1987,  PG)
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Shrek 2001,  PG)
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The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure 1994,  G)
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Dumbo 1941,  G)
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Anastasia 1997,  G)
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Tarzan & Jane 2002,  G)
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The Good Witch's Garden 2009,  Unrated)
The Good Witch's Garden
great moral movie for kids.
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An American Tail 1986,  G)
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Beetlejuice 1988,  PG)
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Peter Pan 2003,  PG)
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The Swan Princess 1994,  G)
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Shark Tale 2004,  PG)
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Home Alone 1990,  PG)
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Flipper 1963,  G)
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Freaky Friday 2003,  PG)
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Liar Liar 1997,  PG-13)
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Tarzan II 2005,  G)
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Junior 1994,  PG-13)
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Fairy Tale - A True Story 1997,  PG)
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The Princess and the Frog 2009,  G)
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Angels in the Outfield 1994,  PG)
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The Muppets' Wizard of Oz 2005,  PG)
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The Prince of Egypt 1998,  PG)
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Ernest Saves Christmas 1988,  PG)
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Mouse Hunt (Mousehunt) 1997,  PG)
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The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad 1949,  G)
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Jungle 2 Jungle 1997,  PG)
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The Return of Jafar (Aladdin 2) 1994,  G)
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Elf 2003,  PG)
Elf
This is not one of Farrel's better films. It's actually pretty annoying.
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TMNT 2007,  PG)
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 1992,  PG)
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The Good Witch 2008,  Unrated)
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The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep 2007,  PG)
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The Indian in the Cupboard 1995,  PG)
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All Dogs Go To Heaven 1989,  G)
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Gremlins 1984,  PG)
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Ella Enchanted 2004,  PG)
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Open Season 2006,  PG)
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The Secret of NIMH 2 - Timmy to the Rescue 1998,  G)
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Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH 1987,  Unrated)
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Mary Poppins 1964,  G)
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Tim Burton's Corpse Bride 2005,  PG)
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Stuart Little 1999,  PG)
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TRON 1982,  PG)
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Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009,  PG)
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Jumanji 1995,  PG)
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Ghostbusters 2 1989,  PG)
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Pocahontas 1996,  G)
Pocahontas
Warning:
Lies paving over genocide marketed as history. Don't show this to children.
Racism
Infantilization of Natives
Unrealistic Portrayal of Body Types

The dimensions of Pocahontas' head freak me out. Her mother was probably a Paranthropus boisei or something.

Criminal historical inaccuracy. It's not "just a kids movie". Kids who are told that the genocide of natives was/is? a two-way street, and resulted from *misunderstandings* are actually just being taught how to be racist. And they make light of the racism involved by having her fall in love with John Smith, who has "dealt with hundreds of indians before", and "these ones are different. these are the good indians". These portrayals actually effect people you know.

DEAR NATIVE COMMUNITY.
I'm sorry. These people are far more interested in looking like good people than in being good people. I'm sorry for this shit.
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Chicken Run 2000,  G)
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Surf's Up 2007,  PG)
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The Aristocats 1970,  G)
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A Bug's Life 1998,  G)
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Casper Meets Wendy 1998,  PG)
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Aladdin and the King of Thieves 1999,  G)
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Inspector Gadget 2 2003,  G)
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Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2009,  PG)
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Inspector Gadget 1999,  PG)
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Matilda 1996,  PG)
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Short Circuit 1986,  PG)
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Ernest Scared Stupid 1991,  PG)
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A Little Princess 1995,  G)
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Babe 1995,  G)
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Garfield - The Movie 2004,  PG)
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Flushed Away 2006,  PG)
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Transformers 2007,  PG-13)
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Richie Rich 1994,  PG)
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Pete's Dragon 1977,  G)
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The Iron Giant 1999,  PG)
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Dinosaur 2000,  PG)
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George of the Jungle 1997,  PG)
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D2: The Mighty Ducks 1994,  PG)
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Dennis the Menace 1993,  PG)
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Cats & Dogs 2001,  PG)
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The Secret of NIMH 1982,  G)
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 1993,  PG)
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Casper 1995,  PG)
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Ghostbusters 1984,  PG)
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Hook 1991,  PG)
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Brother Bear 2003,  G)
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The Mighty Ducks 1992,  PG)
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1988,  PG)
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Kung Fu Panda 2008,  PG)
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The Lizzie McGuire Movie 2003,  PG)
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Air Bud 1997,  PG)
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Free Willy 1993,  PG)
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Tron Legacy 2010,  PG)
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Star Kid 1998,  PG)
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Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home 1995,  PG)
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Space Jam 1996,  PG)
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Bicentennial Man 1999,  PG)
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Coneheads 1993,  PG)
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101 Dalmatians 1996,  G)
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Harry and the Hendersons 1987,  PG)
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The Road to El Dorado 2000,  PG)
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Alvin and the Chipmunks 2007,  PG)
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Little Giants 1994,  PG)
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Ratatouille 2007,  G)
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The Last Mimzy 2007,  PG)
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Jack Frost 1998,  PG)
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Flubber 1997,  PG)
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Spy Kids 3-D - Game Over 2003,  PG)
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Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel 2009,  PG)
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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (Ice Age 3) 2009,  PG)
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Up 2009,  PG)
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Antz 1998,  PG)
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Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties 2006,  PG)
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Tangled 2010,  PG)
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Atlantis: Milo's Return 2003,  G)
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The Shaggy Dog 2006,  PG)
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Chicken Little 2005,  G)
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The Nutty Professor 1996,  PG-13)
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Around the World in 80 Days 2004,  PG)
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The Santa Clause 1994,  PG)
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Madagascar 2005,  PG)
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The Tooth Fairy 2010,  PG)
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 1971,  G)
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Dr. Dolittle 2 2001,  PG)
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1996,  G)
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A Cinderella Story 2004,  PG)
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Holes 2003,  PG)
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005,  PG)
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The Benchwarmers 2006,  PG-13)
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Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World 1998,  Unrated)
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The Santa Clause 2 - The Mrs. Clause 2002,  G)
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Lilo & Stitch 2003,  G)
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Monster House 2006,  PG)
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Kicking and Screaming 1995,  R)
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FernGully 2 - The Magical Rescue 1992,  G)
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Free Willy 3: The Rescue 1997,  PG)
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Sleeping Beauty 1959,  G)
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The Adventures of Tintin 2011,  PG)
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Nim's Island 2008,  PG)
Nim's Island
Started to watch, turned it off. Super annoying and flat and narrative-only and incredibly cliche.
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The Muppets Take Manhattan 1984,  G)
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The Goonies 1985,  PG)
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Back to the Secret Garden 2000,  G)
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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe 2005,  PG)
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Fantasia 2000 1999,  G)
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I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown 2003,  Unrated)
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Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown 1975,  G)
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How the West Was Fun 1994,  Unrated)
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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader 2010,  PG)
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The Flight of Dragons 1982,  Unrated)
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Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole 2010,  PG)
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole
Cute. Parents might be slightly less interested, but good moral messages for kids, exciting.
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The Black Cauldron 1985,  PG)
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The ButterCream Gang 1991,  Unrated)
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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown 1966,  Unrated)
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A Charlie Brown Valentine 2002,  G)
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Fraggle Rock: The Movie 2011,  Unrated)
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Care Bears - The Last Laugh 2003,  Unrated)
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Peter Pan in Return to Never Land 2002,  G)
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Granny O'Grimm's Sleeping Beauty 2008,  Unrated)
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Bad News Bears 2005,  PG-13)
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Where the Wild Things Are 2009,  PG)
Where the Wild Things Are
I like how in the book the Wild Things weren't male or female, because they didn't need voice actors. To hear them masculinized and feminized is corrupting to my enjoyment.
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The Little Mermaid II - Return to the Sea 2000,  G)
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Muppets From Space 1999,  G)
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The Great Muppet Caper 1981,  G)
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Planet 51 2009,  PG)
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Shrek the Third 2007,  PG)
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Nanny McPhee 2006,  PG)
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The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 2006,  G)
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Flicka 2006,  PG)
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We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story 1993,  G)
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A Muppet Family Christmas 1987,  Unrated)
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The Pirates! Band of Misfits 2012,  PG)
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Lassie 2005,  PG)
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The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D 2005,  PG)
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The Golden Compass 2007,  PG-13)

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