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Shark Night 3D 2011, PG-13)
The consensus sums it up. The film offered nothing new, it's like one of the worst rip offs of Jaw. The only reason that made me watched this film was because Sara Paxton starred in this film, but no, I regretted it. All the characters were so frigging stereotypical, it's just dreadul to watch. How stupid can a script be? You'd be surprised. I don't understand why the film had to be PG 13, PG 13 sucks.
Zathura 2005, PG)
Contraband 2012, R)
Mamma Mia! 2008, PG-13)
Sahara 2005, PG-13)
Remember the Titans 2000, PG)
Armageddon 1998, PG-13)
It's not a bad adaptation although what the hell happened to the budget??? They could spend it better by having some actual sceneries not bloody green screen, geez. However, the characters are campy as hell, many scenes were trying to scare the audience but failed badly, bad acting did not help the film thanks to the well round child actors
Perfect Stranger 2007, R)
Kung Fu Panda 2008, PG)
Journey to the Center of the Earth 2008, PG)
Priest 2011, PG-13)
Good concept, combining sci-fi, western and action in this genre extravaganza. Maggie Q as one of the priests was a bad choice, but Paul as the lead worked quite well. The plot was as thin as air, could have been executed better. There are too much going on in this film, needed to improve the script and editing. However, the highlight were the cool turbo bikes, really liked them, inventive.
Marvel's The Avengers 2012, PG-13)
Expected so much more from this average blockbuster. I am just gonna totally bitch about this film cuz I did not like it and didn't understand why people are so hyped about this film. Good stuff: Costumes were excellent, true to the comics and Tom Hiddleston saved the whole show from crumbling. I am not sure if the film was aiming for a set design that pays homage to the 50s or just plain awful. Storyline was basically non-existent or simply too weak to have any significance, acting from everyone else was pretty melodramatic, no character development, but bickering and loads of lame jokes. Camera work was quite crappy in the beginning, but slowly got better with the one continuous shot of everyone fighting then gone back to standard transformer type of work. Iron man close ups killed me deeply, they were awful. and Paltrow the horrible actress killed him completely with her bad acting and dialogue. Joss Whedon should be ashamed for his script, it was so ridiculous and not funny at all. Plot holes were everywhere, a few examples are: Captain America and Human Torch are the same people, X-men were the first super heroes not Hulk, mortals can't fight with Gods, family cliche drama and crappy unemotional lines. More action and less cheese would allow me to give the film a higher rating.
The Adjustment Bureau 2011, PG-13)
Cute but not good, it had a strong beginning, then fell apart... The idea of portal itself is interesting, but didn't develop or explain clearly, leaving the audience wondering. Matt and Emily were a cute couple, but not entirely believable. The whole film is too cheesy to be critically watched, I can't recall watching half of it.
X-Men: First Class 2011, PG-13)
The Raven 2012, R)
The Island 2005, PG-13)
National Treasure 2004, PG)
Shark Tale 2004, PG)
Night at the Museum 2006, PG)
Children may like it, but certainly all the adults would hate. Stiller's acting skill helped the film immensely but the superficial script and over used CGI didn't help it. Rami Malek on the other hand is a promising young actor that had a good performance, overally the film is a cheap entertainment for children
The Happening 2008, R)
The Day the Earth Stood Still 2008, PG-13)
17 Again 2009, PG-13)
Alice in Wonderland 2010, PG)
Visually stunning, but that's about it. It was a total boredom feast, possibly one of Depp's worst performance. I didn't enjoy the film at all, it was very annoying to see all the crappy extra details they added, and what the hell is the ending??? I thought the movie was giving us a message but apparently not. And gosh, it seemed to drag on and on. Aside from the visual, I enjoyed the Jabber wacky scene.
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2008, PG)
Jennifer's Body 2009, R)
Legion 2010, R)
Have you seen Feast? Well, this is a downgraded version of it. It's slow paced, uninteresting, predictable and has bad acting. Garrrrrgh, the high pitch noise was annoying as hell, and they used it for like 2 minutes. The introduction was horrible, we really do not need all the information about the characters, we can simply judge them by their costumes. The old lady was obviously a devil in disguise and yet the characters were stupid enough to let her have her way. The excessive swearing was extremely disappointed, this is a Biblical film for goodness sake, unless it's trying to show the monstrosity of humanity then otherwise it's not necessary. The plot was ridiculous, how can God abandon the human race? And Michael uses machine guns? Just stop it please. Adrianne Palicki was a huge disappointment, she only reads the lines.
District 9 2009, R)
Sherlock Holmes 2009, PG-13)
Disturbingly bad, also incredibly altered the character- Sherlock Holmes. Jude Law was OK being Watson, but it's not enough to endure the horrifying acting by Downey. Again, it's not funny, long and dreadful. The storyline is extremely far-fetched. It's of quite peculiar interest to note that Guy Richie has totally destroyed his reputation in film making.
Killers 2010, PG-13)
21 Jump Street 2012, R)
Disturbing, mindless swearing, and boring old penis humor. Hill was badly casted but provided slightly better acting than Tatum, Tatum is not good looking at all, why is everyone saying that he is in the film??? Casting Error, Casting Error!! He's not a comedy actor OK. The use of racial stereotypical jokes were great but that's really all there is. Why the script was bad and retarded?? Cuz it was written by our very own Jewish writer, what can you expect. There's no way that this film can be considered as fresh cuz it's so filthy and rotten.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows 2011, PG-13)
The costumes and set may be quite stunning, but the acting and plot were horrible. Firstly, the film is entirely unfunny. Secondly, the actions were faux-artistic. The first film was already crappy, why make a second one? Despite the slight improvement in storyline, the film still failed to entertain. Just stop making films please, Lock Stock was great, but this junk is a disappointment.
Chicken Little 2005, G)
Into the Blue 2005, PG-13)
Stealth 2005, PG-13)
Maid in Manhattan 2002, PG-13)
Little Nicky 2000, PG-13)
The Medallion 2003, PG-13)
The Animal 2001, PG-13)
Hostel 2006, R)
Just My Luck 2006, PG-13)
The Omen 2006, R)
The Dark Knight 2008, PG-13)
I am not the only one finding this blockbuster a rip off: Bad plot, bad script, high budget, unnecessary scenes, wordy, lack of tension, angering the audience.... The Only Aspect I like about this film (Which I avoided giving the film a 0.5 star) is the stunning performance of Heath Ledger and Maggie Gyllenhaal
I Am Legend 2007, PG-13)
The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep 2007, PG)
Alvin and the Chipmunks 2007, PG)
St. Trinian's 2007, PG-13)
Step Up 2 the Streets 2008, PG-13)
Inception 2010, PG-13)
Attack the Block 2011, R)
London is dangerous if you are not black, I can't believe London has became such a ghetto junk yard filled with ethnic groups. The film is filled with stupidity of ganster wannabes (Not real gansters, just junkies if you know what I mean), not impressed. It's slightly (I repeat, slightly) funny (You laugh at them, not with them), but without Simon Pegg it's just not the same. Once again, swearing issues, if this is London then I don't want to live on this planet no more. It's a painful to watch to say the least. The whole film promoted anarchism, particularly "F-the police message" The acting was particularly bad in the film, if you wanna speak your ethnic slur you can at least put some emotion into it, gosh, the characters are all highly unlikeable, I simply do not understand the meaning of using amateurs entirely. I hate this film, I just hate it so goddamn much. The soundtrack is the worst I've heard in years, by far the worst in the entire history. The saddest thing is that white kids are pretending to be black and commit miscegenation, it's unnatural. The lines are badly written, and the casting is terrible, I hate this film, I just hate it so goddamn much, I hate everything about this film. They can all just die, just die, no sympathy.
Tower Heist 2011, PG-13)
Snow White and the Huntsman 2012, PG-13)
My Oh My, Charlized looked prettier than ever in this awful abomination. Firstly: Costume, Victorian garment in Medieval??? What the heck. Charlized changed so many set of costumes, it's almost as if the film it's her own fashion show. Acting: Really really bad, don't fricking even try to use the accent, just don't, close your mouth, except for Charlize. Plot: Confusing as hell, nothing made any sense, Snow white randomly found a horse by the beach? Prince Charming is called William and it's Duke's son?? Troll? Queen has a brother??? Lighting was horrible too, just by making it dark doesn't mean it's literally darker. Horrible, simply horrible.
Magic Mike 2012, R)
Badly acted softcore blockbuster porn. I am absolutely disgusted to know that it is inspired by Tatum's real life stories. Why does this moron keep getting more offers in films is still a mystery. The film is really not entertaining, you see a bunch of morons doing idiotic stuff. Totally obnoxiously oblivious. I really did not understand the hyper for this film, the actors are really not that hot except for Pettyfer, he's the only watchable character in the whole film. The editing and use of music were horrible, not to mention the dizzy lighting that makes you fail to see anything. What is this world becoming? What is wrong with you Soderbergh? You were a great director and now you end up making junk like this? I am disappointed. This is really degrading.
Safe 2012, R)
Elf 2003, PG)
Godzilla 1998, PG-13)
Like Mike 2002, PG)
Cats & Dogs 2001, PG)
You Got Served 2004, PG-13)
The Shaggy Dog 2006, PG)
Transformers 2007, PG-13)
Epic Movie 2007, R)
Jumper 2008, PG-13)
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (AVP 2) 2007, R)
Spare me with this Gosh awful film. The unintelligent script made the film a typical cheap looking monster slasher. Indeed it's Aliens vs. "Predator" I really don't see the point of having all the stupid sub-plots that are unrelated and a bunch of newly introduced characters that are killed off after 2 minutes. The script tried to play the "Guess who is next" game but failed miserably, no surprise. All the characters are dislikeable or just simply really stereotypical and ugly. The Predator didn't mark all the aliens he killed???? Predator uses super powerful acid??? Aliens can impregnant pregnant women without Alien Queen??? I am really confused. And the ending.... Why bother watching???
Eagle Eye 2008, PG-13)
Bedtime Stories 2008, PG)
Gosh no, the film is absolutely a waste of time to watch, non of the characters were likeable not to mention the performance of Russel Brand aka Stoned English Prick. The story was so obnoxious and superficial, I almost threw my popcorn at the screen. Adam Sandler can't make Children oriented films, it just doesn't work. Nothing is original, it's so dull and compromising, it's intolerable. The CGI is only ok in the film, kinda disappointed.
The Final Destination 2009, R)
Clash of the Titans 2010, PG-13)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 2012, R)
The whole film is just plain silly, don't know whether to blame the book or itself? The storyline was pretty clichÃ (C)d, a crossover of Karate Kid and Dragon Ball, with unrealistic, over the top action. The slow motion used in the film was painful to watch, especially the montage, what the heck was that? The acting was bad, Ben doesn't even look like Lincoln, what the heck? Narrative was completely pointless, Tim Burton, I am disappointed at you. It's unbearable to watch, comparable to Manos.
The Goonies 1985, PG)
Painful to watch, absolute waste of time, worst movie from the 80s. I hate films like this that features a bunch of no good child actors who recites the lines from the script as lead actors and some stupid as adult villains being fool arounded by those little bastards. The music was so 80s and randomly inserted, vulgarity in terms of language that tried to be realistic but failed, acting was so bad and storyline was recycled, I kept checking my watch just hoping that it would end soon. But NOOOO!!! It lasted for 115 mins!!! I hate this movie.
Kangaroo Jack 2003, PG)
Batoru rowaiaru II: Chinkonka (Battle Royale II) 2003, Unrated)
Step Up 2006, PG-13)
Ghost Rider 2007, PG-13)
Norbit 2007, PG-13)
Disturbia 2007, PG-13)
Superbad 2007, R)
This is like one of the worst movies in the world. It's disgusting and vulgar. Anyone who likes this film should probably kill themselves for their stupidity. There's not a single line without a vulgar word. The acting's horrible as usual, not being racist, but the Jews can't act. And it's not even funny or entertaining or inventive or anything at all
High School Musical 3: Senior Year 2008, G)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2009, PG-13)
OMG, they made a rip off sequel?????????? All the characters are repulsive, actions are pointless and unnecessary, there's no plot this time, slow motions are painful to watch and ultimately ridiculous. The sum it up it's a robot freakshow that travels from America to Egypt for no particular reason. Absolutely hated it
Twilight 2008, PG-13)
The Hottie and the Nottie 2008, PG-13)
Season of the Witch 2011, PG-13)
Vampires Suck 2010, PG-13)
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son 2011, PG-13)
Piranha 3-D 2010, R)
It's horrible, very horrible. Pretty much an unnecessary remake, and it lost the shock value from the original film, instead, it followed the typical clichés and foul mouthed people. And the lead, Jake, was terrifying badly casted for playing lead, no wonder he never got any other movie job offers. The excessive nudity was the ultimate downfall of the film, it was so unnecessarily bad. The characters are really annoying too, so dislikeable, I really hated all of them. I can't believe this film actually has been certified fresh, unbelievable. The animation was disgusting, looked like a failed B-movie. I just cannot understand why people would actually enjoy this junk, enough time is wasting on the review of this film already.
Jack and Jill 2011, PG)
Lincoln 2012, PG-13)
Historically inaccurate, emotionally manipulative, badly written, essentially a degraded version of Schindler's List. This self important biopic suffered from a dreadful running time, bad direction and uneven script. It's so hard to not fall asleep watching this failed blockbuster. It's by far one of the worst civil war films ever, and I really mean it. I mean, how can this be nominated for best picture? I don't understand, if this is nominated, then I really don't see why Django Unchained shouldn't win because it dealt with the same theme and was much better despite I was still disappointed with it. Once again, a film cannot be good because it's about racism or poverty or only the acting. Daniel Day-Lewis did a good job convincingly taken on the role of one of the most remembered president of United States.