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The Secret of Kells 2009,  Unrated)
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Coraline 2009,  PG)
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Food, Inc. 2008,  PG)
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A Single Man 2009,  R)
A Single Man
Warning:
Institutionalized Invalidation of Homosexual Relationships
Suicide
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Taking Woodstock 2009,  R)
Taking Woodstock
Warning:
Anti Semitic Slurs
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The Proposal 2009,  PG-13)
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The Young Victoria 2009,  PG)
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The Time Traveler's Wife 2009,  PG-13)
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District 9 2009,  R)
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Ponyo 2008,  G)
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Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder 2009,  Unrated)
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Orphan 2009,  R)
Orphan
Warning:
Assault
Stabbing
Homicide
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The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009,  PG-13)
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Avatar 2009,  PG-13)
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The Invention of Lying 2009,  PG-13)
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It's Complicated 2009,  R)
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Surrogates 2009,  PG-13)
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Sherlock Holmes 2009,  PG-13)
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(500) Days of Summer 2009,  PG-13)
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Hunger 2008,  R)
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The Last Station 2009,  R)
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Inglourious Basterds 2009,  R)
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Knowing 2009,  PG-13)
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2012 2009,  PG-13)
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An Education 2009,  PG-13)
An Education
Warning:
Anti Semitic Slurs
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 2009,  PG-13)
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Zombieland 2009,  R)
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Ink 2009,  Unrated)
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Brothers 2009,  R)
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The Men Who Stare at Goats 2009,  R)
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Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire 2008,  R)
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Tapped 2009,  Unrated)
Tapped
Part 1. (Municipal Water)
While I agree with their side, this is incredibly disorganized, biased, one-sided, and supports its point with "corporations shouldn't take water because it's ours" (even though it isn't) and misses all the reasons why this is ACTUALLY bad.

Like, when this happened in Mexico, the local water quality became so bad that drinking it would make you sick, and if you couldn't afford to buy the bottled water, you would die from the constant diarrhea. And the water table dropped and the crops failed, and al the farmers moved into the cities, creating ghettos and mass unemployment. THAT is an actual reason.

However, some good documentation about how bottling companies actually operate and what they're doing.

Definitely worth the watch, but take with a grain of salt.
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The Brothers Bloom 2008,  PG-13)
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The Road 2009,  R)
The Road
great colours, camera work and lighting, but wanting for plot.
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X-Men Origins - Wolverine 2009,  PG-13)
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The Blind Side 2009,  PG-13)
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Adventureland 2009,  R)
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Fish Tank 2009,  Unrated)
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Whip It 2009,  PG-13)
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Carriers 2009,  PG-13)
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Adam 2009,  PG-13)
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Underworld: The Rise of the Lycans 2009,  R)
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I Love You, Man 2009,  R)
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Funny People 2009,  R)
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Did You Hear About the Morgans? 2009,  PG-13)
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Two Lovers 2008,  R)
Two Lovers
Nice to see Joaquin Phoenix adeptly playing a character outside of his typical role repertoire. Paltrow, as usual, is a profound annoyance.
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Jennifer's Body 2009,  R)
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Bride Wars 2009,  PG)
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17 Again 2009,  PG-13)
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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2009,  PG-13)
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The Informant! 2009,  R)
The Informant!
Convoluted and flat. Also boring visually.
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Invictus 2009,  PG-13)
Invictus
This is a movie that is a about soccer. Bad decision zzzzzzzz. Damon's Afrikaans accent is pro.
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Sunshine Cleaning 2008,  R)
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Gentlemen Broncos 2009,  PG-13)
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The Ugly Truth 2009,  R)
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Big Fan 2009,  R)
Big Fan
Warning:
Violence/Assault
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Angels & Demons 2009,  PG-13)
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Motherhood 2009,  PG-13)
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Star Trek 2009,  PG-13)
Star Trek
way to miss all the defining characteristics of star trek. i really wonder if the director has ever seen/read any of them, or if someone just summarized the "concept" for them in a couple of sentences.
replacing the characters with models and prettyboys doesn't make the mainstreasm want to see your nerdy film. and you're just annoying the crap out of nerds. star trek isn't drama. also the wardrobe "update" where you put beachhipster v-necks in their uniforms? honestly. go take a long walk into an open airlock. i can't even.
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The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 2009,  PG-13)
The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
zzzz.
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The Lovely Bones 2009,  PG-13)
The Lovely Bones
Trigger warning:
Rape
Sexual Grooming of a Minor.
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Couples Retreat 2009,  PG-13)
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The Hangover 2009,  R)
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I Love You Beth Cooper 2009,  PG-13)
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Harmony and Me 2009,  Unrated)
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Madea Goes to Jail 2009,  PG-13)
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New In Town 2009,  PG)
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Pirate Radio (The Boat That Rocked) 2009,  R)
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I Love You Phillip Morris 2009,  R)
I Love You Phillip Morris
Warning:
Homophobic slurs
Negative stereotyping of homosexuals

Ewan McGregor is soooooooo freakin cute in this. Gah. Great chemistry. Jim Carrey's hairline in this is weird and distracting.
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Land of the Lost 2009,  PG-13)
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The Cove 2008,  PG-13)
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Moon 2009,  R)
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Watchmen 2009,  R)
Watchmen
Warning:
Violence
Rape
Amputation, mutilation
Stabbing
Assault resulting in breaking bones
Victim blaming

I don't care. As with all theater-releases, the target audience is 6th graders.

"Free is just another word for socialist."
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A Serious Man 2009,  R)
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9 2009,  PG-13)
9
uhhhhhh
the graphics are pretty, but there's no explanation fo who/what/where/when these people(?) are, wtf they're doing, why they're doing it...
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My Sister's Keeper 2009,  PG-13)
My Sister's Keeper
Warning:
Cancer
Medical procedures, needles
Misogynist slurs

"There is no shame in dying".
"Punch spiked with platelets".
"She's not going to be any sicker at the beach".

Abigail Breslin makes me look forward to the next century of films.
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Mother (Madeo) 2009,  R)
Mother (Madeo)
Very long, very annoyingly unreal. The dialog just.. and i know this is really subjective, but the dialog just isn't realistic. I kept thinking 'no one would ever say that, or react like that'. Characters are inconsistant, and get a personality makeover in the middle of the movie. I just don't like this. They talk about unexpectedness as a virtue in a film. The things that happen are unexpected because they don't make sense.
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Phoebe in Wonderland 2007,  PG-13)
Phoebe in Wonderland
Warning:
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Homophobia
Binarism
Ableism

Elle Fanning is fantastic. I look forward to seeing more of her; she shows huge potential.
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Where the Wild Things Are 2009,  PG)
Where the Wild Things Are
I like how in the book the Wild Things weren't male or female, because they didn't need voice actors. To hear them masculinized and feminized is corrupting to my enjoyment.
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No Impact Man: The Documentary 2009,  Unrated)
No Impact Man: The Documentary
A interesting review of one man's experiment. His work is commendable, this film is not. The realityshow drama was really unnecessary. And not really enough detail to satisfy any curiosity.
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The International 2009,  R)
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Che: Part One (The Argentine) 2008,  R)
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Che: Part Two (Guerrilla) 2008,  R)
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St Trinian's II: The Legend of Fritton's Gold 2009,  Unrated)
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Gomorrah (Gomorra) 2008,  Unrated)
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Capitalism: A Love Story 2009,  R)
Capitalism: A Love Story
I'm getting sick of Moore's "documentaries". They're just so whiney and biased instead of just being right for righteous reasons. And while there are plenty of righteous reasons readily available.
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Ong Bak 2 2008,  R)
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I Knew It Was You: Rediscovering John Cazale 2009,  Unrated)
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Push 2009,  PG-13)
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Afro Samurai: Resurrection 2009,  Unrated)
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Mystery Team 2008,  R)
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Paranormal Activity 2007,  R)
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Planet 51 2009,  PG)
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Julie & Julia 2009,  PG-13)

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