Alex: Why are you attracted to women? Fergus: Because they're beautiful creatures! Alex: Why do you think I am attracted to them? Fergus: Because you're a lesbian!
Have seen this movie twice till now and I think that's a bit odd, everything is so complicated and twisted. In the end you'll find out the truth about everything that's going round.
Oliver James is handsome..hihi Colin Firth is great in the role of Amanda's dad, and he chose her in the end. Funny movie, not that great but, good to watch if you don't have anything else.
Ben: Let's take a break because the woman is driving me crazy. Tony: Which woman? Andie or Princess Sophia?
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Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play? Ben: Who's Princess Sophia? [Andie points at his crotch] Andie: Little, big, little, big... I don't know... we will find out! Ben: You can't name my member... Princess Sophia. Andie: Yes, I can! Ben: If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!
Absolutely amazing! XD I'm really happy that I finally re-watched it!
Revenge is a dish best served cold
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The Bride: It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting.
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I was five and he was six We rode on horses made of sticks He wore black and i wore white He would always win the fight
Bang bang, he shot me down Bang bang, i hit the ground Bang bang, that awful sound Bang bang, my baby shot me down.
Mabel: This year, I lost my dear husband, Edgar. Edgar: Stop tellin' everyone I'm dead!
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Kenai: You want to know what I did this year? I went on the longest, hardest, most exhausting journey I have ever been on, with the biggest pain in the neck I have ever met. Well, what do you expect from a little brother? [noogies Koda]
Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
God: [reading from a manuscript of what Bruce said the previous evening] "The gloves are off, God.", "God has taken my bird and my bush.", "God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass.", "Smite me, O Mighty Smiter." Now, I'm not big on blasphemy, but that last one made me laugh.