i want to die at last, and i want my killer to an artest,
meaning he must think of an incredible way of killing me,
make it a piece of art, and i prefer if the killer was a female, its sexy to be tortured by a girl.
I really would want to be one of the formerly-conjoined twins in House of Wax(2005).I think Bo.
The cast may suck in this movie, but the idea for it is so cool!Two brothers (well, three, but that one would be a more important character if they make a sequel) that "populate" a ghost town with wax-covered people. Hell yeah!!! The part that I would cut off is the tired story of the group of young people that gets lost in the woods, yada, yada, yada. If someone can come up with another scenario where stories like this one work, I will be most grateful. Why must they ALWAYS use the "people lost in the woods and some weird crazy redneck goes on a killing rampage" act?!?!? WHY?!?!
But, hey what can yo do??, at least from the BUNCH, I think this one has the best story and the best characters (Vincent & Bo).
I wanna be the one who survives! Maybe like Sydney in the Scream series. Although it would be hideous to lose nearly everyone close to me that way. Definitely, I don't wanna be the female lead's best friend because those folks *always* die!
I'd be the guy guy that kicks ass for a while until I realized that the evil space monkeys have unleashed anal burrowing gerbils. My only line would be "Lets get the hell otta here!" Then I would render myself unconscious on a low hanging brench or somthing as I attempted to flee in a rectal clinching panic. And hopefully remained unconscious until the sweet relase of death takes me. Otherwise I'd have two lines, unscripted of course. " Oh God no! AAaahHH!"
Definatly would want to be second up. Preferably in a shocking way- a crushing or brutal beating if possible. Obviously i would be a character similar to "Steve" from the dawn of the dead remake- a prick that noone is sad to see die. I'd have said first, but they tend to have too little time to develop into a despised jerk.
i would love to be either the blonde chick of resident evil coz A. she's fit and B. she kicks ass , or in a different opinion i think it would be awsum to be the guy that gets a ladder through his eye on final destination 2 coz imagine your last living thought being, 'yes! i made it.....oh for fucks sake'. well thats what mine would be if that happend anyway lol xxx