Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr.
Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So
that's what you call me. That or His
Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you
know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...
Here'ssssssss Johnny - Jack Nicolson from the Shining
I Tony Montana mang, you f***a wit me, you f***a wit da
best - Al Pacino from Scarface.
Have you checked the children? - ?? From When a Stranger
This is a 44 Magnum the most powerful handgun in the
world and it'll blow your head clean off - Clint Eastwood
from Sudden Impact
"It is only after You lose everything that you are free
to do anything" "This is your Life, And its Ending One
minute At a time" "You are not the Car You drive, You are
not the contents of Your Wallet!, You are not Your
F***ing KAKHIS!(sp)" All of those From Fight Club, Yep,
one of my favs. Do taglines count as a quote? if so
then..."Love. At any Cost" Constant Gardener, "The
Greatest Trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the
world he didn't exist"The Usual Suspects , Omg i can go
all day lol. "Hate Is Baggage, Life's too short to be
pissed off all the time...Its just not worth it" American
History X. " I guess I could be pretty pissed off about
what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when
there's so much beauty in the world." American Beauty and
Finally lol..."How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot, Eternal
sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and
each wish resign'd. " Eternal sunshine of the spotless
Reading this could take time so grab a cup of tea before you start, lol
Jackass: The movie
Ryan Dunn: So how did a car-toy get there?
Cuban Doctor: Maybe you stuck it up your ass.
(a man tries to help Spike Jonze after his scooter zooms downhill)
Man: You all right?
Spike Jonze: Yeah.
Man: You have... Your brakes go out?
Spike Jonze: Yeah. The whole thing doesn't work.
Spike Jonze: Will you push me to the top? I wanna do it again.
Ryan Dunn: I'm surrounded by cacti, for f***'s sake... IT'S CACTI!
Steve-O: It's cactus!
Ryan Dunn: Whatever it is, it hurts!
Men in Black
Jay: You do know Elvis is dead, right?
Kay: No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.
Jay: You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
[Jay has just helped deliver an alien baby]
Kay: Congratulations, Reg. It's a... squid.
Beatrice: Edgar, what on earth was that?
Beatrice: I've never seen sugar do that.
Well, this is actually not a movie quote, but: "Humans aren't worth the air they breathe." -Dracula. Doesn't it make you feel all tingly inside? This is how I feel when I'm out in public and people are doing stupid things.
*lois "oh peter, how did you ever get so sweet"
peter "when i was a baby, my mommy dipped me in a bag of sugar"
wilma "he luv's me for who i am not who i am!"
-the flintstones movie
"i'm a real boy!"
-pinocio/ shrek 2
"no that'll be all deqar you go to bed now and have a little cry!"
- i have no idea wat tha movie that came from was called but it was old....and one more for the road...
*"shampoo is better i go on first and clean the hair, Conditioner is better i leave the hair silky and smooothe...ohr eally fool...really...eurh eurh er eurhh!...STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!"
ok that can be all for now...i'll put a million more on later