Chronicles of Nerdia (Showing 1 - 25 of 436 comments)


  • AmandaRichards
     

    Best Movie Quotes EVER

    Just post your favorite quote - it'll be awesome to see a
    huge list of everyone's favorites!
    posted 8 years ago
  • AmandaRichards
     
    I'll start it with this: "Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie." -Cher (Clueless)
    posted 8 years ago
  • psychosox
    posted by psychosox
     
    "if he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"
    -Breakfast Club
    posted 8 years ago
  • marywiggins8
    posted by marywiggins8
     
    Here's one: "They may take our homes; they may take our
    lives; but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!!"

    --Mel Gibson as William Wallace in "Braveheart "


    Also: "I'm not gonna hurt ya Wendy. I'm just gonna bash yer *!$#&*?! brains in!"

    --Jack Nicholsan as Jack the author in "The Shining"
    posted 8 years ago
  • ooa3464
    posted by ooa3464
     
    Legendary one "personally my dear, i don't give a
    damn!!"


    oh no, people are gonna think i
    watch boring
    old films,
    nevermind, the quote
    is the only good
    part of "Away with
    the wind" "or what about " Hey Butthead, someones stolen our Tv"
    posted 8 years ago
  • justinius23
    posted by justinius23
     
    the dude in the big lebowski:

    Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr.
    Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So
    that's what you call me. That or His
    Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you
    know, you're not into the whole brevity thing...
    posted 8 years ago
  • bossmatt95
    posted by bossmatt95
     
    i'll be back

    Film: terminator

    u no he wants to
    posted 8 years ago
  • jbarreiras
    posted by jbarreiras
     
    "I want these motherf*cking snakes off the motherf*cking
    plane!"

    -Samuel L. Jackson as Nelville Flynn in Snakes on a Plane
    posted 8 years ago
  • ndnJedi
    posted by ndnJedi
     
    "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."

    Yoda-Empire Strike Back

    Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the
    Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened
    to your father.

    Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.

    Darth Vader: No. *I* am your father.

    Luke: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible.

    Darth Vader: Search your feelings. You know it
    to be true.

    Luke: Nooooo. Nooooo.
    posted 8 years ago
  • sherlockhomz
    posted by sherlockhomz
     
    Nick Charles: I'm a hero. I was shot 2 times in
    the Tribune.
    Nora Charles: I read where you were shot 5
    times in the tabloids.
    Nick Charles: It's not true. He didn't come
    anywhere near my tabloids.

    From The Thin Man. Yeah, I basically copied and
    pasted that from IMDB, but I remembered how
    much I love that line today. Not all old movies
    are boring, you know!
    posted 8 years ago
  • TehFonz
    posted by TehFonz
     
    "Do you enjoy losing, Mr Bond?"
    "I don't know, I've never lost."

    From Russia With Love

    (I think... yeah)
    posted 8 years ago
  • naheedkassam
    posted by naheedkassam
     
    i like this quote its from XXX 2 State of the Union
    "Wars come and go but my Soldiers remain Eternal"
    posted 8 years ago
  • surferchick05
    posted by surferchick05
     
    He shall lick my face and I shall lick his snout.

    -bewitched(this is not my favorite movie)
    posted 8 years ago
  • ptroyal34
    posted by ptroyal34
     
    Here'ssssssss Johnny - Jack Nicolson from the Shining
    I Tony Montana mang, you f***a wit me, you f***a wit da
    best - Al Pacino from Scarface.
    Have you checked the children? - ?? From When a Stranger
    Calls
    This is a 44 Magnum the most powerful handgun in the
    world and it'll blow your head clean off - Clint Eastwood
    from Sudden Impact

    These are some of my favs
    posted 8 years ago
  • bInd187
    posted by bInd187
     
    ..you, need to gte inside the animal!
    --- freddy got
    fingered lol
    posted 8 years ago
  • Eastersausage
    posted by Eastersausage
     
    "It is only after You lose everything that you are free
    to do anything" "This is your Life, And its Ending One
    minute At a time" "You are not the Car You drive, You are
    not the contents of Your Wallet!, You are not Your
    F***ing KAKHIS!(sp)" All of those From Fight Club, Yep,
    one of my favs. Do taglines count as a quote? if so
    then..."Love. At any Cost" Constant Gardener, "The
    Greatest Trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the
    world he didn't exist"The Usual Suspects , Omg i can go
    all day lol. "Hate Is Baggage, Life's too short to be
    pissed off all the time...Its just not worth it" American
    History X. " I guess I could be pretty pissed off about
    what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when
    there's so much beauty in the world." American Beauty and
    Finally lol..."How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot!
    The world forgetting, by the world forgot, Eternal
    sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and
    each wish resign'd. " Eternal sunshine of the spotless
    mind.....
    posted 8 years ago
  • Eastersausage
    posted by Eastersausage
     
    I would write more lol, but idk, it might bother ppl so
    ill stop.
    posted 8 years ago
  • blueangel1355
    posted by blueangel1355
     
    Why should i love your god? He strung up his
    only son like a side of veal. I shudder to
    think what he'd do to me.
    -Geoffrey Rush as Marquis de Sade in Quills
    posted 8 years ago
  • naheedkassam
    posted by naheedkassam
     
    this quote isn't from a movie its from a tv show called friends:

    " Rachel: ross u eat really fast! "
    " Ross: i grew up with monica, if u didn't eat fast, u didn't eat "

    LOL i laughed so much
    posted 8 years ago
  • xXSexyAngelXx
    posted by xXSexyAngelXx
     
    "WHERES THE RUM GONE" PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN it rocks!!!
    posted 8 years ago
  • xAngex
    posted by xAngex
     
    Reading this could take time so grab a cup of tea before you start, lol

    Jackass: The movie
    Ryan Dunn: So how did a car-toy get there?
    Cuban Doctor: Maybe you stuck it up your ass.

    (a man tries to help Spike Jonze after his scooter zooms downhill)
    Man: You all right?
    Spike Jonze: Yeah.
    Man: You have... Your brakes go out?
    Spike Jonze: Yeah. The whole thing doesn't work.
    Man: Really?
    Spike Jonze: Will you push me to the top? I wanna do it again.

    Ryan Dunn: I'm surrounded by cacti, for f***'s sake... IT'S CACTI!
    Steve-O: It's cactus!
    Ryan Dunn: Whatever it is, it hurts!

    Men in Black
    Jay: You do know Elvis is dead, right?
    Kay: No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.

    Jay: You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

    [Jay has just helped deliver an alien baby]
    Kay: Congratulations, Reg. It's a... squid.

    Beatrice: Edgar, what on earth was that?
    Edgar: Sugar.
    Beatrice: I've never seen sugar do that.
    posted 8 years ago
  • joeyivan
    posted by joeyivan
     
    "I think you've got something on your face..."
    *shovels dirt onto the face of the person he is burying alive*

    Bruce Campbell - Army of Darkness
    posted 8 years ago
  • 665nxtdoor2zeDeViL
     
    The warriors

    Chatterbox : You wwwwaaawarriors have reall ppppppissed me off!

    Ajax [taking the piss]:Fffffff*** you.

    some other movie that i forgot the name of

    Some mexican guy : Easy cabrone i got a green card OK?

    a movie me and my friends made

    Geek: Lets go back to my house and do maths, i'll subtract your clothes,divide your legs and we can multiply (C)

    another movie me and my friends made

    a rapper who's name is tw@ :F*** is nice and f*** is funny, lots of people f*** for money ,if u think that f*** is funny , f*** your-self and save some money (C)
    posted 8 years ago
  • CloudIsAMonkey
     
    Well, this is actually not a movie quote, but: "Humans aren't worth the air they breathe." -Dracula. Doesn't it make you feel all tingly inside? This is how I feel when I'm out in public and people are doing stupid things.
    posted 8 years ago
  • r0jp0j
    posted by r0jp0j
     
    like wut kind of stupid things
    posted 8 years ago
  • LilMissTrouble1
     
    *lois "oh peter, how did you ever get so sweet"
    peter "when i was a baby, my mommy dipped me in a bag of sugar"
    -family guy
    wilma "he luv's me for who i am not who i am!"
    -the flintstones movie
    "i'm a real boy!"
    -pinocio/ shrek 2
    "no that'll be all deqar you go to bed now and have a little cry!"
    - i have no idea wat tha movie that came from was called but it was old....and one more for the road...
    *"shampoo is better i go on first and clean the hair, Conditioner is better i leave the hair silky and smooothe...ohr eally fool...really...eurh eurh er eurhh!...STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!"
    -billy maddison
    ok that can be all for now...i'll put a million more on later
    posted 8 years ago