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Best Fucking Movies


  • Wedding Crashers

    Wedding Crashers (R, 2005)

    Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Christopher Walken, Rachel McAdams, Jane Seymour
    Two guys find out the hard way that sneaking into the wrong party can cause serious problems in this... read more comedy. Jeremy Klein (Vince Vaughn) and John Beckwith (Owen Wilson) are a pair of longtime friends who work for a law firm, helping contentious couples mediate their divorces. Their job has given them a cynical attitude about marriage, and as a hobby each weekend the two make a point of crashing weddings reception, where they load up on free food and booze and try their luck at seducing the bridesmaids. When William Cleary (Christopher Walken), the nation's Secretary of the Treasury and a possible candidate for the Presidency, announces his daughter is to wed, the nuptials are billed as the social event of the year, and Jeremy and John decide they must attend the reception. However, John makes the mistake of falling head over heels for Claire (Rachel McAdams), the bride's sister, while Jeremy attracts the attentions of a woman he'd prefer not to be involved with, and soon their romantic peccadilloes get them in very hot water. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi
    • fb502141906
      fb502141906: another really fucking good movie the old granny is awesome
      Reviewed 2 years days ago
    • iSequencer
      iSequencer: So funny it's fucking amazing!! "what the fuck do you want?!"
      Reviewed 3 years days ago
    • fb1430152255
      fb1430152255: That is and always will be the best fucking movie of it kind of all time.
      Reviewed 4 years days ago
  • Signs

    Signs (PG-13, 2002)

    Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Cherry Jones, Rory Culkin, Abigail Breslin
    A thriller set in Bucks County, Pennsylvania focusing on the mysterious appearance of a five-hundred... read more-foot design of circles and lines carved into the crops of the family farm. Graham Hess is the family patriarch who is tested in his journey to find the truth behind the unfolding mystery.
    • saintboondock1
      saintboondock1: dnt really see this movie to well the first time around in theaters i was sitting there with a huge fucking fat bitch infront of me screaming at every thing "door creeking" AHHHH!!!!!!! pop corn lands
      Reviewed 5 years days ago
    • shadowblade223
      shadowblade223: .

      anyways...the aliens were fucking awesome and my friends and I thought this movie kicked ass.
      Reviewed 7 years days ago
    • superdeformed
      superdeformed: . Yeah so if I am gonna go to a planet covered in basically, acid I'm not gonna wear a fucking space suit.
      Reviewed 7 years days ago
  • Dawn of the Dead

    Dawn of the Dead (R, 2004)

    Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames, Jake Weber, Mekhi Phifer, Ty Burrell
    A re-envisioning of George Romero's apocalyptic horror classic, "Dawn of the Dead": An unexplained p... read morelague has decimated the world's population--and yet, the dead aren't dying. They've become zombies, stalking endlessly in a quest to feed on the flesh and blood of the few remaining living. A ragtag group of desperate survivors in a Wisconsin town seek refuge in a large indoor mall, where they must learn not only to protect themselves from the ever-increasing zombie horde, but also to co-exist with each other as a last bastion of humanity. Sealed off from the rest of what used to be the world, the group uses every available resource, in their against-all-odds fight, to remain alive and human.
  • Hostel: Part II

    Hostel: Part II (R, 2007)

    Lauren German, Roger Bart, Heather Matarazzo, Bijou Phillips, Richard Burgi
    Three young Americans studying in Rome set off for a weekend trip when they run into a beautiful mod... read moreel from one of their art classes. Also on her way to an exotic destination, the gorgeous European invites the coeds to come along, assuring them they will be able to relax and rejuvenate. Will the girls find the oasis they are looking for? Or are they poised to become victims for hire, pawns in the fantasies of the sick and privileged from around the world who secretly travel here to savor more grisly pursuits?
    • QueenNothing
      QueenNothing: ..Fucking hell. I was expecting a much better movie. The final.. COME ON! WHAT THE HELL?

      Anyway..
      Reviewed 5 years days ago
    • beckknuc
      beckknuc: Part Two, wasnt bad but yet wasnt as good as I thought it was going to be. Fucking loved how she de
      Reviewed 5 years days ago
    • NorwegianBlackMetalRulez
      NorwegianBlackMetalRulez: .
      A complete fucking waste of time!
      Only see this if you're drunk, otherwise you'll hate it as much as I did!
      Reviewed 6 years days ago
  • Saw IV

    Saw IV (R, 2007)

    Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Patterson, Betsy Russell, Lyriq Bent
    Just when audiences thought they'd heard the last of the demented killer Jigsaw (Tobin Bell), here c... read moreomes Saw IV, continuing his trap-filled legacy -- this time, targeting the last remaining officer who has touched the case, SWAT Commander Rigg (Lyriq Bent). As FBI agents Strahm (Scott Patterson) and Perez (Athena Karkanis) begin to dig through the remains of Jigsaw's crime-scene hideout, a new puzzle presents itself, with Rigg as the pawn in another deadly game filled with moral quandaries and torture-filled traps. At stake is the life of his superior officer Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) as well as his friend and fellow cop Eric Matthews (Donnie Wahlberg), whose abduction by a now-dead Jigsaw triggers an obsession in Rigg that will haunt him til the grisly end. Director Darren Lynn Bousman returns to the series after helming both Saw II and III, with a script penned by Feast writers Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan. ~ Jeremy Wheeler, Rovi
  • Revolver

    Revolver (R, 2005)

    Jason Statham, Ray Liotta, Vincent Pastore, André Benjamin, Terence Maynard
    Gambler and conman Jake Green always ran with a bad crowd and it cost him seven years in jail. After... read more his release, Jake becomes unbeatable at the tables using a formula for the ultimate con that he learned from two mysterious prisoners while on the inside. Now, he is ready to take his revenge against Dorothy Macha, the man responsible for his jail time. Macha is plotting to eliminate his ruthless rival, Lord John, and has staked his credibility on a huge drug deal with the all-powerful Sam Gold. Jake visits Macha at his casino and humiliates him publicly in a game of chance. Macha, fearing more of the same medicine, sends his goons to "take care of" Jake. His life is saved by enigmatic Zack who, with his equally inscrutable partner Avi, offer Jake protection. Against his better judgment, Jake accepts. He soon finds himself playing the very last game he wants to be playing, and there is danger at every turn. But, the biggest danger of all comes from a totally unexpected source--himself. It gradually transpires the real conman is in his head.
    • fb749451693
      fb749451693: . Ultimately turning you into a person that ur not. I say Guy Richie, well fucking done. Very nice indeed.
      Reviewed 2 years days ago
    • fb653794387
      fb653794387: . I'm issuing him a pass though. This was right in the middle of Madonna fucking him up. At least he's now landed on his feet. FUCK MADONNA!
      Reviewed 4 years days ago
    • beckers86
      beckers86: ... by the way... wasn't in this fucking movie. And when the hell did Ray Liotta get so much fucking surgery that he doesn't look li
      Reviewed 6 years days ago
  • Cannibal Holocaust

    Cannibal Holocaust (NC-17, 1979)

    Robert Kerman, Francesca Ciardi, Perry Pirkanen, Luca Barbareschi, Salvatore Basile
    An anthropologist heads a rescue party into the South American jungle to find a missing film team ma... read moreking a documentary on cannibal tribes but can only return with their footage, which reveals their crueler intentions.
    • thekittygoesmeow
      thekittygoesmeow: Dear fucking lord. It'll get to you, especially if you're a. squeamish b.have a soft spot for animals or
      Reviewed 5 years days ago
    • drzhivago
      drzhivago: Horrible fucking movie, I regret watching this repulsive piece of garbage so much and the director should rea
      Reviewed 6 years days ago
    • geebunk
      geebunk: Do Not Watch this movie, It is fucking NuTz And i Swear you wont like it.
      Reviewed 6 years days ago
  • MacGruber

    MacGruber (R, 2010)

    Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Ryan Phillippe, Val Kilmer, Powers Boothe
    Only one American hero has earned the rank of Green Beret, Navy SEAL and Army Ranger. Just one opera... read moretive has been awarded 16 purple hearts, 3 Congressional Medals of Honor and 7 presidential medals of bravery. And only one guy is man enough to still sport a mullet. In the 10 years since his fiancée was killed, special op MacGruber has sworn off a life of fighting crime with his bare hands. But when he learns that his country needs him to find a nuclear warhead that's been stolen by his sworn enemy, Dieter Von Cunth, MacGruber figures he's the only one tough enough for the job. Assembling an elite team of experts--Lt. Dixon Piper and Vicki St. Elmo--MacGruber will navigate an army of assassins to hunt down Cunth and bring him to justice. His methods may be unorthodox. His crime scenes may get messy. But if you want the world saved right, you call in MacGruber.
    • BondFiction
      BondFiction: Absolutely fucking hilariously stupid. One of the dumbest, greatest, action movie parodies ever made
      Reviewed 4 years days ago
    • mattsigur1
      mattsigur1: I've got a better idea: NO FUCKING WAY.

      This is a hilarious film.
      Reviewed 3 years days ago
    • xXxSinner
      xXxSinner: parts of it were childish but overall it was fucking hilarious
      Reviewed 4 years days ago